sometimes I wonder if I should have a red phone with a hotline straight to the wax cave. I give in and book a time, which means I have to get up by 6.30 to make it.
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10 minutes after the appointment time a frazzled but beautiful vision throws herself through the doors of the WW studio. We’ve never met but I instantly love her. Dressed in a black basque and long flowing skirt with two strategically cut out panels exposing long legs wrapped in stockings and suspenders on full view.
“Just got in from a night out?” I enquire. “No, going to a burlesque show and swingers party in Birmingham” came the rather unexpected reply.
I realise that I had never met a more wonderful, funny and openly honest woman as this as she told me stories of wild nights at clubs, Vanilla Alternative and Ish, to name a few. Tis perfectly formed woman’s wax was over far too soon for me to gather all the information I needed for an Outline article and so was delighted when she and her hubby agreed to an interview at their house.
Over wine and cheesy oniony nibbles we discuss how they moved from what most would consider a ‘normal’ relationship into an alternative one.
It all started with the usual fantasy chat during a session on a sexfest holiday. Back in Blighty they were honest enough to agree that the fantasy they
need an early morning emergency wax on Saturday” -
shared could become a reality and they enlisted the help of a mutual female friend. Te night was a roaring success, no jealousy, no post-coital come down. Tey could progress. Tey went to a swinging club at first expecting to either just watch or enjoy each other. It became a massive learning curve; he learnt that the quickest way to a floppy dick was a fat ugly bloke having sex with his wife. “She deserved so much better than that” he said lovingly.
Other important lessons / rules were that; some alcohol was a good thing but too much meant that one couldn’t protect the other should things get out of hand. Constant communication is the key to a successful night - this meant that they swing together in the same room, close enough to catch each other’s eye if they needed it. And there’s no room for morning after guilt or blame - if something doesn’t work they don’t do it again.
As they chatted animatedly about a night with 4 blokes and another with a group of 5 it became very clear that to the outsider it could all seem so sleazy, but to me it was a beautiful love story; they clearly love each other completely. Te others that join in their love-making (for that is what it is) are merely living breathing sex toys for them both to enjoy.
In the same week I received a text from another friend, “Is it wrong that I’ve spent the last hour playing with myself whilst watching porn and texting three men at the same time?” “Only if you get a repetitive strain injury”, I reply.
A few weeks ago this friend found condoms in her husband’s car glove box. Most of us would think “hang about, we
don’t use them”, but her first thought was “good boy, you are playing by the rules” because this friend has a totally different but equally loving alternative relationship with her husband. Tey are both allowed to enjoy other partners, but just like the other couple there are rules: no overnight stays, no-one back to their marital home, safety first and totally no discussing it together.
Tey both agree that monogamy isn’t right but they don’t want those other sexual partners to be part of their mutual sex lives. Tey have a mutual loving respect for each other’s desires.
Jealousy doesn’t come into the equation for either couple, even though in the first case my female client admits she has a jealous streak. But somehow it works because they make it work. But love, and I mean great love, does. I don’t pretend to understand the open relationship of the second couple and to be honest I have not had time to talk to them both in detail to understand it better, but I suspect there are a lot of couples who practice this in private – to the ignorance of their partners, when just an open and honest conversation with each other could mean it would open up a whole new world of fabulous delights and a perfect relationship.
I understand better the swinging couple, but again it isn’t something I’ve dabbled in enough to understand it fully.
But what I do know is I envy them, theirs is a true love story.
Fannie Annie x
Annie Martyn is Managing Director of Waxed Works UK Ltd.
www.waxedworks.co.uk
14 /August 2012/
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