got to engage the saleswoman (who is wearing a $3,000 LBD of her particular de- signer), and my conversation must include the façade that I might be interested in and can afford to buy, a cute little “off the rack” number.


Except for one woman who has over-plumped every visible part of her body, the same holds true – their lips are pretty standard.


I am even surer now, that lips were intentionally designated as this year’s guilt trip. I think it could really be any body part, actually. Knees? Eyebrows? God knows I’ve fallen prey to the falling-out-eyelash-syndrome, which galls me to no end, though I think that condition has quieted down in the media, since everyone has bought into Latisse therapy. (With a double bonus, you nix glaucoma.)


See, I have proven my point! Just as I suspected, the fashion mag people are in col- lusion with the lip plumper people, and I am going to expose them once and for all! I leave the slots and go upstairs to my room to send out the alarm. Watch those lip plumper folks as they are surely charlatans, is my message! I turn on the news in the background as I fire up my laptop, and purely by coincidence I catch the “today’s health” segment. It’s all about chin implants. Apparently this in the newest rage in


58 Kalon Women Magazine May 2012


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