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When things seem to be as bad as they can get then maybe it is time to contact John, your favourite ‘Agony Ant’. If you have tried everything else,
this tongue in cheek look at life might give you the answer you are searching for!
Dear John, A few months ago my wife and I separated, she said that if I quoted Monty Python once more she’d go back to England, guess I quoted the parrot sketch once too often. Friends do ask me to join them at our old local but I’m not a big drinker so I tend to say no and often find myself sitting on the sofa eating biscuits! Whilst I’m not ready for a new relationship it would be nice to be more active, any ideas?
Mr B, Quesada.
It can be difficult for a single man to build a social life, especially if you don’t like drinking and have an addiction to 1960s comedy. Best advice, buy yourself some box sets of more recent comedy shows, buy a bottle of brandy and take up every offer of a trip to the local. With some new lines and some Dutch courage, you’ll soon find yourself moving on to pastures new.
Dear John, A good friend of mine has confided in me that, in her words,
everyone is talking about my husband and that they suspect he is having an affair. Whilst I laughed this off at the time it has started to trouble me. After being married for over 30 years I seriously doubt this, especially as his hobby is collecting novelty garden gnomes. What should I do? Mrs M, Pueblo Bravo.
Gossip is the life-blood of any small community and my advice is if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em. With Valentine’s Day coming up buy a new dress, send yourself flowers and see what they say about you!
Dear John,
Practical Help Required. Having moved to Quesada recently I am in need of some trades and services to get our villa to our liking. The local firm I got in didn’t even know what wallpaper was and I can’t find a translation for shagpile that doesn’t make them laugh. Can you suggest anywhere we can go to find reliable tradesmen? Mr & Mrs A, Quesada.
It can be a problem finding someone who knows which way to stick the flock wallpaper up, let alone find shagpile in this day and age. If your idea of a dream pad is the set of a 1970’s sit com I would suggest asking around for a retired set
decorator, there’s got to be one somewhere amongst us. Don’t forget my invite to the house warming, mines a babycham!
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