A Yorkshire grand mother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave washes over him, pulling him out to sea. Falling on her knees in the sand the grandma begins to pray: “ Please God, save my only grandson ! He is my life and the future of our family! With all my years of faith, please return him safely !” Just then a huge wave rolls back onto the beach, bringing the bewildered lad back onto the sand as good as new. The Grandma looks to the sky and shouts… “He had a hat.”
Quiz. All the answers can be found in these pages. 1. How many people were killed in The Great Fire Of London ? 2. In what year did Del Boy fall through the bar flap ? 3. At which hospital was the first blood transfusion performed ? 4. What event was used for the Uk’s first HD TV Broadcast ? 5. Which rock band appeared on the Smothers Brothers TV Comedy Show in 1967 ? 6. Which sporting event holds the highest UK TV viewing figures ?
A man walks into a bar with a big green bullfrog on his head. “ Where did you get that ?” asks the barman. “ Would you believe,” the bullfrog replies, “ it started out as a tiny little wart on my bum.”
7. which female singer performed with “The Mugwumps?” 8. In what year did the BBC first broadcast in colour? 9. In what year did Michael Portillo lose his seat in Parliament ? 10. Who played the Circus Boy ?
Some swine's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.
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“My Government will simply not tolerate this spate of looting”
I'm just a social drinker, every time someone says, 'I'll have a drink'. I say,
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