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“For the first nine holes I thought I was playing with a square ball.” Sandy Lyle after his second round 86 at The Masters.


“They were far the better team, we were lucky to get nil. We had our pants pulled down and our backsides slapped.” Tony Pulis on Stoke’s humiliating 7-0 defeat by Chelsea.


“There are some of the best players in the world in the Premier League and certainly some of the best managers in the world, and don’t forget there is also the Wolves and Mick McCarthy.” Comment from WBA’s manager Roberto Di Di Matteo.


“Tried on a pair of Speedos ... absolute budgie crushers ... a definite NO!” David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd on Twitter whilst in the Caribbean for the Twenty20 World Cup.


“He steals half a couple of inches.” BBC Oxford commentary as Adam Chapman prepares to take a free-kick in Oxford’s 1-0 win against Wrexham.


“The referee looks at his whistle.” Commentator Dave Woods, at the end of the first half of extra-time in the Liverpool- Atletico game.


“Tina, Tina, give us a wave!” Wolves fans take the mickey out of David James’ afro at Portsmouth.


“The boss just said ‘If you win tonight you’ll be immortal for the rest of your lives’.” Rangers legend Derek Johnstone on a TV


programme about Rangers’ 1972 Cup Winners’ Cup victory.


“You could say Watson’s contribution has been elementary.” Mark Lawrenson talking about Wigan’s Ben Watson on 5 live, during their 8- 0 defeat to Chelsea.


“Pietersen is on the charge and on the pull!’ ‘Bumble’ again whilst commentating on the England-Pakistan T20 match. Watch out ladies!


“I’d rather do that than build chicken sheds no-one wanted!” Blackpool boss Ian Holloway after taking his side to the play-off final, having been out of football for a year, when he tried his hand at building hen houses.


More at www.bbc.co.uk/sport Dates for your diary JULY


5th - Cricket, Twenty20 International, Pakistan v Australia, Edgbaston (www.cricketworld.com)


8th to 11th - Golf, Barclays Scottish Open, Loch Lomond GC (www.europeantour.com)


11th - FIFA World Cup Final, Soccer City, Johannesburg, South Africa (www.fifa.com/worldcup/)


15th to 18th - Golf, 139th Open Championship, Old Course, St. Andrews, Scotland (www.opengolf.com)


25th - Polo, Cartier International Day, Guards Polo Club, Windsor (www.guardspoloclub.com)


29th to 2nd August - Cricket, England v Pakistan, 1st nPower Test, Trent Bridge (www.cricketworld.com)


AUGUST


6th to 10th - Cricket, England v Pakistan, 2nd nPower Test, Edgbaston (www.cricketworld.com)


8th - Football, FA Community Shield, Wembley Stadium (www.thefa.com)


12th to 15th - Golf, US PGA Championships, Whistling Straits, Wisconsin, USA (www.europeantour.com)


28th - Rugby League, Carnegie Challenge Cup Final, Wembley Stadium (www.therfl.co.uk)


31st to 3rd September - BASIS Course in Amenity Horticulture


Dr Johnson I presume? ... and state of the art Hoover cover


Drainage is never far from the front of their minds


Once the flood water has resided ...


The Eurostar was good - it took you right across


... the historic town of Le Mans, home of the Plantagents dynasty - Kink Henry II


Samuel Johnson, later to become the famous Dr Johnson ...


He needs to pull his ideas up


Week 1, STRI, Bingley (www.stri.co.uk/en/training/)


SEPTEMBER


2nd to 5th - Burghley Horse Trials, Burghley House, Lincolnshire (www.burghley-horse.co.uk)


5th - Cricket, England v Pakistan, Twenty20 International, SWALEC Stadium, Wales (www.cricketworld.com)


7th to 8th - Four Oaks Trade Show, Macclesfield, Cheshire (www.fouroaks-tradeshow.com)


7th to 9th - IOG SALTEX, Windsor Racecourse (www.iogsaltex.co.uk)


15th to 18th - GaLaBau international trade show, Nuremburg, Germany (www.galabau.info-web.de/en/)


20th to 22nd - GLEE, NEC Birmingham (www.gleebirmingham.com)


22nd to 23rd - SalonVert trade show, Saint-Chéron (Essonne), France (www.salonvert.com)


27th to 1st October - BASIS Course in Amenity Horticulture Week 2, STRI, Bingley (www.stri.co.uk/en/training/)


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Our Laurence gets defiantly kinky, and is rather impressed with the Eurostar’s ability to get from England to France - ce qui sera sera!


I shall defiantly be calling back to see the course in all its glory


... exporting products and services both to the UK and abroad


... although faulty finished products are rare and unheard of


It is most commonly known by most people ...


... is there anything else you don’t know about?


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