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■ Test the Nation: The National IQ Test 2006 (BBC1,9.20pm) Anne Robinson and Danny Wallace host this year's edition of the interactive • quiz.


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Oid Borough Cup. 64029753 Snooker Further quarter-final coverage of the Pot Black Cup at the RAC Club ii London. 97373734 Racing from Haydock Park The 2.15 Betfred Sprint Cup. 7529227 Snooker The Pot Black Cup reaches the semi-final stage at the RAC Club in London. 6227482 Football News 1411918 Snooker Times may vary. 7800647 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 5877444 Match of the Day Live England v Andorra (Kick-off 5.00pm). (S) 15314531 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? The remaining seven contestants hope to impress again with a perfor­ mance showcasing their acting ability as well as their vocal skills. The results show can be seen at 8.50. (S) 683753 The National Lottery: In It to Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show in which five contestants answer questions to scoop a big prize. Includes the Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws. (S) 705444 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Graham Norton and Andrew Lloyd Webber announce the result of tonight’s vote, as one would-be Maria leaves the show. (S) 298647 Test the Nation: The Natiorial IQ Test 2006 Anne Robinson and Danny Wallace host this year's edition of the interactive quiz, with viewers invited to answer questions online, by pen and paper, or via a digital TV remote control. (S) 9808109


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■ BBC Proms 2006 (BBC2,6.35pm) Huw Edwards in­ troduces the Berlin Philharmonic’s sec­ ond appearance of the season. They perform works by Szymanowski and Bruckner.


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FILM: The Goonies (1985) Children’s adventure, with Sean Astin. (S) 893289 FILM: Rio Conchos (1964) A cache of stolen rifles causes major headaches for Texas cowboys Richard Boone and Stuart Whitman. Solid and lively Western, with Edmond O’Brien. (S) 123192 Flog Itl Paul Martin examines antiques and collectibles in Hereford. (R) (S) 164598 BBC Proms 2006 Huw Edwards introduces the Berlin Philhamionic’s second appearance of the season. Conducted by Simon Rattle, they perform Violin Concerto no 1 by Szymanowski, featuring soloist Frank Peter Zimmermann, and Bruckner’s Symphony no 7, a work inspired by the death of Wagner, which brought the composer international recognition. (S) 81629579 Gruitipy Old Women Female celebrities in their middle years offer an irreverent perspective on the ups and downs of modem life, focusing on the issues which concern them most — such as the extensive amount of work they have to do each day. (R) (S) 288260 The Story of Light Entertainment Stephen Fry looks at the enduring success of the chat show, charting how the format has entertained and influenced the British public. He looks at the wide range of shows in the genre, from the outrageous antics on Jerry Springer to the development of the comedy inten/iew with entertaining hosts such as Mrs Merton and Graham Norton. (S) 1475869


10.55 Funny Women Tribute to popular actress Patricia Routledge, whose TV credits include Keeping Up Appearances and Hetty Wainthropp Investigates. Alan Bennett, Michael Frayn, Nigel Hawthorne and Clive Swift are among the colleagues celebrating her long and varied career. (R) (S) 509753


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11.25 Reading and Leeds Festival Highlights of the music festivals, including music by Pearl Jam, Franz Ferdinand, Muse and Primal Scream. Plus, backstage reports and interviews. (S) 174918 BBC News 24 5844654 BBC Learning Zone (S) 4953406


5.30 rrV Morning News (S) 76956 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 6748289 7.15 Toonatlik (S) 72444598 9.25 Saturday Cooks — Chef v Britain (R) (S) 7220579


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The X Factor Celebrity judges Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne argue among themselves as .they select candidates from auditions in Glasgow and Birmingham. Hosted by Kate Thornton. (S) 678821


8.05 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates the camcorder calamity show, featuring dogs in daft situations, basketball falls, men behaving sadly and fun with inflatables. (S) 858550


8.35 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Max Ciifford, Pauline Quirke, Alistair McGowan and Ronni Ancona lake part in a charity edition of the big-money quiz to win money for their chosen organisations. Chris Tarrant plays host. (R) (S) 460869


9.35 Big Fight Live Clinton Woods v Glen Johnson. Jim Rosenthal introduces tonight’s IBF Light-Heavyweight title bout at the Bolton Arena, where Woods is making the third defence of the belt he won last year, when he beat Rico Hoye in five rounds. Johnson is an experienced campaigner and poses a genuine threat to Woods’ ownership of the title, but victory for the Sheffield boxer could earn him a money-spinning fight with Joe Calzaghe, which should be enough motivation to help him through the contest. (S) 570937


11.35 Rio Ferdinand’s World Cup Windups The star plays tricks on some of his England team-mates. (R) (S) 401753


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6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 1029289 7.00 G4 Land Rover Challenge 2006 96685 7.30 British F3 International Series 75192 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 7185598 8.55 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 8868840 9.20 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 7212550 9.50 T4: Friends (R) (S) 4476735 10.20 T4: Popworld (S) 5386918 11.25 T4: Friends (R) (S) 6117840 12.00 T4: Big Brother: Winners’ Week (R) (S) 17043


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T4: Charmed (R) (S) 93463 Channel 4 Racing from Kempton Park and Thirsk Mike Cattermole and Lesley Graham introduce live coverage of this afternoon’s six feature races, including the 3.10 totesport.com September Stakes (1m4f). (S) 107869 Red Gull Air Race 8410550 Wife Swap A fun-loving wife takes on a new role. (S) 5443598 Deal or No Deal Game show, with Noel Edmonds. (S) 652463 Channel 4 News (S) 775531 9/11: The Five Year Anniversary An update on the 2002 documentary 9/11 made by Jules and Gedeon Naudet. Previously unseen footage is used alongside interviews with heroes like Tony Benetatos and Chief Pfeiffer. (S) 19397463 FILM: Behind Enemy Lines (2001) An impulsive pilot is shot down during a mission over enemy territory after filming evidence of a genocidal massacre, and is forced to run lor his life with hundreds of hostile troops hot on his trail. Intense Bosnian War drama that makes great watching, although the story doesn’t stand up to close scmtiny. Gene Hackman stars. (S) 46864173


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4Music: 4Music: Basement Jaxx: The Road to Coachella 19574 FILM: Run Lola Run (1999) Crime drama, with Franka Potente. (S) 2847338


The Jamie Kennedy Experiment (R) (S) 17634845 Fastlane (S) 6376319 30 Minutes (R) (S) 69737970 ■ Countdown (R) (S) 5833169


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■ Big Fight Live (ITV1,9.35pm) Clinton Woods v Glen Johnson. Jim


. Rosenthal intro­ duces tonight’s IBP Light-Heavyweight title bout. Plus, ■ coverage of Amir Khan v Ryan Barrett.


■ 9/11: The Rve Year Anniversary (Channel 4 ,7pm) An update on the 2002 documentary 9/11. Previously unseen footage is used alongside interviews with heroes like Tony Benetatos.


■ NCIS (Five, 8.20pm) A marine helicopter is discovered abandoned In a crop circle, and witness reports of strange lights in the night sky don't help matters.


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10.20 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A suicide attempt by a teenage rape victim opens up a dark family secret as Benson and Stabler search for the culprits. (S) 7012383


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■ Dalzlel and Pascoe (BBC1,9.00pm) New series. The detectives investi­ gate after mumrhi- fied remains found during a cave res­ cue are connected to the ex-wife of a Chief Constable.


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Breakfast (S) News 24 Sunday (S) Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S) Countryfiie (S) BBC News; Regional News; Weather Regional Programme Regional Programme Keeping Up Appearances (R) (S) EastEnders (S) Match of the Day Live Brazil v Argentina (Kick-off 4.00pm). Ray Stubbs introduces coverage of the friendly international at Arsenal’s Emirates Stadium. (S) Songs of Praise (S) Antiques Roadshow's Greatest Finds New series. The team track down some of the show’s most exciting gems, and. learn what happened to the antiques once the owners discovered their value. Michael Aspel presents. (S) BBC News; Regional News; Weather The Chase Sarah faces a tough decision as Anna prepares tor the anniversary party. George and Claudie return with a surprise visitor in low, and Deborah tries to make life ditficult. Last in series. (S) Dalzie! and Pascoe New series. Part one of two. The detectives investigate after mummified remains found during a cave rescue are connected to the ex- wife of Yorkshire’s Chief Constable. Concludes tomorrow. (S) BBC News; Weather (S) FILM: Rob Roy (1995) The excellent Liam Neeson heads the cast o! this epic adventure as 18th-century Scottish hero Rob Roy MacGregor who exposes the nefarious scheme of a nobleman planning to min his peaceful Highland community, and leads his countrymen in rebellion. Jessica Lange, John Hurt, En’c Stoltz and Brian Cox co-star in this ambitious adventure from film-maker Michael Caton-Jones, while Tim Roth is on Bafta-winning form as one of the villains. Adapted from a classic tale by Sir Walter Scott. (S) The Sky at Night The end of lunar probe Smart-1 ’s mission; (S) Weatherview Sign Zone: Blizzard: Race to the Pole The British team battle against treacherous snow conditions. (R) (S) Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) Sign Zone: To Buy or Not to Buy (R) (S) Sign Zone: To Buy or Not to Buy (R) (S) BBC News 24 (S)


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Showjumping Cycling Cycling Athletics Fred Dibnah’s Wortd of Steam, Steel and Stone (R) (S) Coast (S) How I Met Your Mother (S) How I Met Your Mother Viclon'a is offered a culinary scholarship. (S) Best of Top Gear New series of highlights from the show, beginning with the team’s attempts to improve a Swedish supercai’s design. With Ewan McGregor and Gordon Ramsay as the Stars in a Reasonably Priced Car. (S) Equator Simon Reeve heads to Indonesia, the world’s largest archipel­ agic nation and home to 220 million people speaking different languages on a collection of 18,000 islands. (S) Al-Qaeda— Time To Talk? First of twp programmes considering the threat terrorism currently poses to society. In the aftermath of the August security alerts in British airports, Peter Taylor considers whether the time has come to open talks with al-Qaeda. He talks to Muslims, US political experts and family and triends of jihadis from Britain, France and the Middle East, discovering how the Iraq war has become the dominant recruiting force behind the terrorist organisation. (S) FILM: Kiss of Lite (2003) Premiere. Ingeborga Dapkunaite stars as the ghost of a woman killed in a car accident, who remains unaware of her own death. While she tries to come to temns with the fact that her family can’t see her, her aid worker husband, who also doesn’t know about her demise, makes a perilous journey home across war-torn Eastern Europe. Emotional drama, with Peter Mullan and David Warner. (S) FILM: Lawman (1970) Determined marshal Burt Lancaster enters a hostile town to bring a murderous gang to justice. Ragged and violent Western, with Robert Duvall and Lee J Cobb. (S) BBC News 24 BBC Learning Zone (S)


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Ni Ni’sTreehouse Toonattik (S) CITV FILM: Help! I’m a Fish (2000) Animated adventure, with the voice of Alan Rickman and Terry Jones. (S) Parish in the Sun (R) (S) ITV News; Weather (S) Regional Programme The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) The X Factor (R) (S) World Rally Championship (S) British Touring Car Championship (S) Prehistoric Park (R) (S) Regional Programme Regional Programme Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) Emmerdale Sadie and Cain break into Home Farm, but are forced to make a quick exit and escape empty-handed. Lisa discovers she’s out of a job, while Jack and Diane worry about Daz. (S) Coronation Street Michelle plucks up the courage to ask Steve on a date, but the moment’s lost after she overhears his conversation with Liz. Fiz discovers Kirk’s romantic love poem is a lake. (S) Where the Heart Is Weighed down by the pressure of her fight against Greenwoods and Luke’s wedding, Anna is forced to consider accepting Robert Ashford’s offer for the land. T & men at Goddard’s are confused when a lortyload of pulp paper arrives out of the blue, while Zoe attempts to persuade a local butcher he is working too hard to keep his shop afloat. (S) Midsomer Murders New series of the detective drama, starring John Nettles and Jason Hughes. The Midsomer Worthy Choir are in shock after a baritone dies on the eve of a prestigious competition. Bamaby catches a figure sidling away from the church, who claims he was birdwatching at the time of the killing — but when he is fatally shot, the inspector and sidekick Jones need to find the connection between him and the murdered singer. (S) ITV News; Weather (S) Faith and Music Tony Hadley guests. It’s My Life Debate on freedom of expression. (R) (S) The Mint Interactive game show; ITV News Headlines The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) (S) ITV Nightscreen


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Inuk (R) (S) The Hoobs (R) (S) The Hoobs (R) (S) Transworld Sport (S) Freesports on 4 T4: Popworld (R) (S) T4; Friends (R) (S) T4: Hollyoaks (S) T4; Girls Aloud: Off the Record (S) T4: Friends (R) (S) T4: Beauty and the Geek (S) T4; Smallville: Superman the Early Years (R) (S) T4: Charmed (S) T4: The Simpsons (R) (S) Men in White New series. Scientific solutions to the public’s problems. (S) Lost Bernard comes up with a plan to build an SOS sign on the beacti, but Rose is reluctant to get involved, and flashbacks reveal the story of their marriage and his etforts to persuade her to see a faith healer. Jack and Kate plan to exchange Henry for Michael, while Locke’s commitment to his beliefs is shaken by the prisoner’s revelations. (R) Channel 4 News (S) Alive Recounting the real-life tale of a hiker who became trapped under a boulder in a dry river-bed, leaving his walking partner with the difficult decision of whether to leave him and search for help, or stay with the victim and try to save him. (S) FILM: Clear and Present Danger (1994) Harrison Ford reprises his role from Patriot Games as CIA analyst Jack Ryan, this time getting involved in the Colombian drugs trade while trying to track down terrorists responsible for murdering a prominent senator. But his investigations lead him to illegal actions at the very top of government. Action- packed thriller, also starring Willem Dafoe, Anne Archer and James Earl Jones.(S) X-Rated — The Sex Films They Tried to Ban The history of steamy celluloid scenes, from the first cinematic striptease in 1896 to the modem fascination with celebrity sex tapes. (R) (S) World Superbikes The ninth round of the season in Assen, Holland, KOTV Boxing magazine. (S) Fastlane (S) G4 Land Rover Challenge 2006 (R) British F3 International Series (R) Freesports on 4 (R) Supporting Acts (R) (S) Countdown (R) (S)


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■ Where the Heart Is (ITV1, 8.00pm) Weighed down by the pressure of her fight against Greenwoods and Luke’s wedding, Anna consWers Robert Ashford’s offer for the land.


■ Alive (Channel 4, 8.00pm) The real-life story of a hiker who became trapped under a boulder In a dry riverbed — leaving his walking partner with a difficult decision.


■ Battle of the Popstars Live (Rve, 9.00pm) Jamie Theakston introduces a knockout contest pitting 32 of pop’s biggest names against each other as viewers vote for their favourites.


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6.00 Milkshake! 9.00 Shake! 12.35 The Jesus Effect: Christianity’s Cultural Impact (R) (S) five news update (S) FILM: The Plainsman (1966) Western, starring Don Murray, Guy Stockwell and Abby Dalton. (S) FILM: 84 Charing Cross Road (1987) Romantic drama, starring Anthony Hopkins, Anne Bancroft Judi Dench and Maurice Denham. (S) five news and sport (S) FILM: Brave New Girl (2004) Family drama, based on the book A Mother’s Gift by Bn'tney and Lynne Spears, following a girl’s bid to realise her dreams of stardom. Starring Lindsey Haun. (S) FILM: S Club: Seeing Double (2003) Premiere. The fresh-faced pop stats hit the big screen with this dire adventure, which sees them battling an evil scientist who’s decided to cash in on their fame by cloning them and sending them out on a world lour. Rachel Stevens, Bradley McIntosh, Hannah Spearritt, Jo O’Meara, Tina Barrett and Jon Lee star, with Joseph Adams, David Gant and Gareth Gates; (S) five news at 9 Battle of the Popstars Live Jamie Theakston introduces a knockout contest pitting 32 of pop’s biggest names against each other as viewers vote for their favourites in a series of head-to-head duels to find the nation’s favourite. There’s a battle of the Sixties superstars as the Beatles take on the Rolling Stones, rapper Eminem is up against Robbie Williams, glamour queens Kylie Minogue and J-Lo clash, and Oasis and Blur revive their mid-Nineties Britpop war. Pop divas Cher and Madonna are also in competition, and Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera renew their old rivalry. (S)


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2.00 Rugby Union 4.00 International Rugby Union Tour Golf. The International Smackdown 1.00 WWE: U le Night - Bottom Line


L'''® International Football. Scolland v Faroe Islands qualification match at Celtic


LIVE US TOUR GOLF: The Deutsche Bank Championship. The second round at the Tournament Players Club, where Olin Browne is the defending champion. Tiger Woods started the second day in the lead last year, but the world number one was unable to maintain his good form and fell away, allowing Browne and Jeff Brehaut to take control of the leaderboard with two days remaining. However, after Woods took the last two Major titles, it looks ominous for the chasing field as he aims for another victory. (Sky Sports 2 ,8.00pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 11.20 Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back (1980)


See 5.15pm. 1.30 Star Wars: The Characters o f Star Wars The saga's heroes and villains. 2.00 Hello Again (1907) Comedy, starring Shelley Long. 3.40 The Second Jungle Book: Mowgii and Baloo (1997) Adventure sequel, starring James Williams. 5.15 Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Sci-fi fantasy, starring Harrison Ford. 7.30 Star Wars: The Characters of Star Wars The saga’s heroes and villains. 8.00 XXX2: The Next Level (2005) Action sequel, stam'ng Ice Cube. 9.45 AVP: Alien vs Predator (2004) Scl-fi thriller, starring Sanaa Lathan. 11.30 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Offbeat romantic drama, starring Jim Carrey. 1.35 Connie and Carla (2004) Comedy, starring Toni Collette. 3.25 The Thing Called Love (1993) Drama, starring River Phoenix. 5.35 US Top 10 Films currently on release.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.15 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) See 6.00pm.


12.15 The Derby Stallion (2005) Premiere. Family drama, starring Bill Cobbs. 2.00 Merlin and the Sword (1985) Adventure, with Malcolm McDowell. 4.00 Mannequin 0987) See 11.20pm. 5.40 UK Top 10 Rims currently on release. 6.00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Family comedy, stam'ng Anne Hathaway. 8.00 The Truman Show (1998) Offbeat satire, starring Jim Carrey. 9.45 Liar, Liar (1997) Comedy, starring Jim Carrey. 11.20 Mannequin (1987) Fantasy comedy, starring Andrew McCarthy. 12.55 One False Move (1992) Crime thriller, starring Bill Paxton. 2.45 Manticore (2005) Action adventure, starring Jeff Fahey. 4.25 Merlin and the Sword (1985) See 2.00pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 The lOlh Kingdom I.OOTarzan 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle 8.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 9.00 Blackbeard. Rrst in a new two-part drama telling the story of the notorious pirate. 10.50 Christian O'Connell’s Sunday Service 11.50 Cold Case 12.50 Deadwood 1.50 Battlestar Galactica 2.40 Uncut! Kirsty's Home Videos 3.30 Uncut! Kirsty’s Home Videos 4.20 Tommy Lee’s Rockstar: Supernova 5.10 Oliver Beene 5.35 America’s Dumbest Criminals


BBC THREE 7.00 Dog Borstal. Taming uncontrollable dogs. 8.00 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife. A full-time housewife and a trainee midwife are given advice. 9.00 Little Britain. Dafydd auditions for Hamlet. Emily and Florence encounter some rowdy boys playing football and Lou takes Andy ice-skat­ ing. Geraldine James guest stars. 9.30 The Catherine Tate Show 10.00 Little Miss Jocelyn 10.30 F*** Off, I’m Fat. Ricky Grover investigates what it means to be overweight. 11.30 Too Ugly for Love 12.25 Uttie Miss Jocelyn 12.55 Dog Borstal 1.50 F " * Off, I'm Fat. Ricky Grover investi­ gates what it means to be overweight. 2.50 Too Ugly for Love 3.50 Close


ITV2 11.20 The New Adventures of Superman 12.20 Emmerdale 3.05 Film:


Johnny English (2003). James Bond spoof, starring Rowan Atkinson. Including Entertainment News Update. 4.40 Coronation Street 7.00 High School Reunion. The classmates reunite to discuss their experiences. Last in series. 8.00 The X Factor. Auditions in Gl^gow and Bitmingham. 9.00 The Xtra Factor. Behind the scenes of the talent show. 10.00 Jack Osbourne — Adrenaline Junkie 11.05 Bad Lads Army: Extreme 12.05 Bad Lads Army: Extreme 1.05 Coronation Street 1.35 Edinburgh Comeddie Awards 2006 2.55 The Mint: ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


E4 10.30 Roland and Zammo’s Summer BBC 1.30 Ibiza Rocks 2.00 Popworfd 3.00 Wireless Festival 2006 4.00 Reunion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. A patient dies mysteriously. 6.30 The War at Home., Dave imposes a smacking threat on the household. 7.00 Cne Tree Hill. The Ravens’ final basketball game approaches. 8.00 Ghost Whisperer 9.00 Lost. Jack and Kate find Michael. 10.00 The Sopranos 11.10 Hollyoaks: In the City 12.15 Wireless Festival 20061.20 Wireless Festival 2006 2.20 One Tree Hill 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 3.45 Scrubs 4.05 TTie War at Home 4.30 Switched 4.55 Switched 5.15 Switched 5.40 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Rugby Union. Northampton Saints v Newcastle Falcons (Kick-off 1.45pm). 3.30 Uve Rugby Union. Leicester Tigers v Sale Sharks (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Uve Masters Football. All the action from the Grand Final at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham. 9.30 Football League Review. A round-up of recent matches. 10.30 Rugby Union 12.00 Masters Football 3.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 11.30 Live European Tour Golf. The International Cpen. 4.30 History of the Ryder Cup 6.00 Live European Tour Golf. The European Ryder Cup wildcard announcement. 6.30 History of the Ryder Cup 8.00 European Tour Golf 10,00 Uve US Tour Golf. Hie Deutsche Bank Championship. 12.00 European Tour Golf 2.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Moto Plus 12.30. Uve Cricket. Worcestershire Royal v Derbyshire Phantoms. 6.30 Sky Cricket Classic 7.00 Yachting 8.00 WWE: Experience 9.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum. Featuring the stars of Smackdown. 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling: Late Night. No-holds-barred mayhem. 11.00 WWE: Heat 12.00 Squash 2.00 Yachting 3.00 Close


THE TRUMAN SHOW: An average man is shocked to discover his uneventful life is really a sham, with his every move being secretly filmed and broadcast to the nation as part of a 24-hour TV soap. Acclaimed media satire, with Jim Carrey giving a sensitive performance that proves he’s more than capable of going beyond slapstick comedy. Natascha McElhone, Laura Unney and Noah Emmerich co-star, while Ed Harris plays Christof. the god-like brains behind the operation. (Sky Movies 2 ,8.00pm)


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