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■ Match of the Day (BBC1,10.25pm) Gary Lineker presents highlights of today's top-flight fixtures, with the clash between Premiership Champions Chelsea and Portsmouth.


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10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 11.30 Rachel's Favourite Food at Home (£) 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 12.10 Football Focus (S) 1.00 Grandstand: Racing from Aintree and Chepstow


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10.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 10.20 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s top-flight fixtures, with the clash between Premiership Champions Chelsea and Portsmouth at Stamford Bridge among the featured games. (S)


11.20 FILM: Damien: Omen II (1978) The adolescent Antichrist is adopted by his rich uncle and aunt, and struggles to come to terms with his demonic powers. Chilling horror sequel, starring Jonathan Scott-Taylor, William Holden, Lee Grant, Robert Foxworth arid Lew Ayres. (S)


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SKY MOVIES 1 11.05 MVP2: Most Vertical Primate (2001) See 4.00pm 12.40 Snow Wonder (2005) Heartwarming drama, starring Poppy Montgomery, Camryn Manhelm and and Jason Priestley. ^ 2 0 A Utile Princess (1995; Adaptation of me classic novel, with Eleanor Bron. Uesel Matthews and Liam Cunningham. 4.00 MVP2: Most Vertical Primate (2001) Comedy sequel, starring Richard Kam and Cameron Bancroft. 5.30 Sky Movies News TTie latest from Hollywood. 1 ^ 0 Nanny McPhee (2005) Premiere. Children's tale, starring Emma Thompson, Colin Rrth, Kelly Macdonald and Celia Imrie. 7.45 Top 10s of 2006 Viewers vote for the year’s best films. 8.00 The Longest Yard (2005) Premiere. Adam Sandler Is a quarterback* turned-convict who is given the task of fonning an American football team to take on the prison guards. Comedy, with Burt Reynolds. 10.00 Walking Tall (2004) Action adventure, starring The Rock. 11.30 Hellboy (2004) Action fantasy, starring Ron Perlman. 1.50 Silent Trigger (1996) Tense thriller, with Dolph Lundgren. 3.30 Ladder 49 (2004) Firefighting drama, stam’ng Joaquin Phoenix. 5.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.30 The Truman Show (1998) See 6.15pm. 1.25 Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003) Family adventure, starring Katiia Pevec. Jake D Smith and Edie McClurg. 3.05 Max Rules: Adventures of a Superspy (2005) Children's adven­ ture, stam'ng William B Davis and Andrew C Maler. 4.35 Son of the Mask (2004) Comedy sequel, starring Jamie Kennedy. 6.15 The Truman Show (1 998) Offbeat satire, starring Jim Carrey. 8.00 The Village (2004) ITiriller. starring Joaquin Phoenix. 10.00 Starsky & Hutch (2004) Comedy thriller, stam’ng Ben Stiller. 11.45 Beauty Shop (2005) Comedy, starring Queen Latifah. 1.35 Ladles In Lavender (2004) Drama, stam’ng Judi Dench. 3.25 Tick-Tock (1999) Thriller, stam’ng Megan Ward. 5.05 Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003) See 1.25pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 StarTrek: Voyager 1.00 Star Trek; Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Stargate SG*1 4.00 Cirque De Celebrile 5.30 The Big Idea 6.30 The Simpsons. Homer traces his long-lost half-brother. 7.00 The Simpsons. Homer takes the family to New York. 7.30 The Simpsons. Marge has a nervous breakdown. 8.00 Mission Implausible 9.00 Road Wars. Video footage of dangers on the road. 10.00 Invasion of the Bodyscratchers 11.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 12.00 NJpn"uck 1.10 The Secret Life Of 2.05 So You Think You're Safe? 3.00 How Not to Die 3.55 Paul McKenna: I Can Change Your Life 4.45 Cruise with Stelios 5.10 Dream Team


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7.00 Mind. Body & Kick Ass Moves 7.30 Out-Takes. Political gaffes from across the globe. 8.00 Walking with Dinosaurs 9.00 Three’s Out-Takes 9.10 The Real Hustle. Stealing valuables from jackets In busy bars. 9.40 Film: Minority Report (2002). Thriller, with Tom Cruise. 11.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.55 I'm with Stupid 1.25 The Real Hustle 1.55 Mind. Body & Kick Ass Moves 2.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3.25 I'm with Stupid 3.55 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 3.00 Holidays Undercover 4.00 High School Reunion 4.45 The Xtra Factor Xcess All Areas 5.45 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.10 The New Adventures of Superman 7.10 The New Adventures of Superman. Lois is accused of murder. 8.10 The New Adventures of Superman. Clark busts Lois out of jail. 9.10 The


.Guardian Movie Special. Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher talk about the film. 9.40 The Xlra Factor Result 10.25 Rim: Back to the Future Part II (1909). Sci-fi comedy sequel, stam’ng Michael J Fox. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.25 The X Factor 1.00 The Xtra Factor Result 1.45 Playdate: ITV Play 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


E4 11.00 Pure Pop 2.00 The Album Chart Show 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.35 Friends 6.05 Wife Swap. A dejected housewife samples the rural life. 7.05 Invasion. Underlay is shot by an unknown intruder. 8.00 Friends. Phoebe finds a mysterious cat. 8.30 Friends. Chandler dates Rachel’s boss. 9.00 The 100 Greatest Pop Videos. Jimmy Carr presents a rundown of the best pop music videos ever made, from a list including such memo­ rable works as Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, Michael Jackson’s Thriller and Robbie Williams’ Rock DJ. l . io Pom: A Family Business 1.50 Bo' in


the USA 2.25 Wife Swap 3.25 Invasion 4.05 The Album Chart Show 4.30 Switched 4.55 Switched 5.15 Switched 5.40 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Saturday 5.30 Uve European Cup Rugby Union. Leinster v Gloucester (Kick-off 5.30pm). 8.25 Football Rrst. A Premiership match in full. 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football First 2.45 Football Rrst 4.15 Football First 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


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SKY SPORTS 3 10.30 Live International Rugby League. Australia v New Zealand (Kick-off 11.00am). 1.00 Uve European Cup Rugby Union. Ulster v Toulouse (Kick­ off 1 .35pm) and Bourgoin v Cardiff Blues (Kick-off 3.30pm). 5.30 Live Ten Pin Bowling 10.00 International Cricket 12.00 WWE: Late Night — • Smackdown 2.00 WWE: U te Night — Bottom Une 3.00 International Rugby League 5.00 European Drag Racing 5.30 Powerboating


LIVE US TOUR GOLF: The Funai Classic at Walt Disney Worid. Coverage of the third day's play from Lake Buena Vista, Florida, where Lucas Glover is the defending champion. Tiger Woods and Vijay Singh both missed the cut at this event last year, and while Singh's form has been poor for much of the year. Woods will not expect to be in a similar situation, having dominated the tour since his Open Championship win in July. (Sky Sports 2 ,9pm)


2.20 Snooker Times may vary. 4.30 Final Score BBC News; Regional News; Weather Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Bruce Forsyth present as the 12 remaining pro-celebrity couples display more fancy footwork — or not, as the case may well be — with the girls danc­ ing the jive, while the boys do the tango. The results can be seen at 9.35. (S) Robin Hood Robin is accused of murdering the Sheriff’s bailiff and pursues the night watchman he believes to be the real killer. However, his tyrannical arch­ enemy sends Gisborne and his hunting dogs to track the hero down. (S) National Lottery: 1 vs 100 Dermot O’Leary hosts the quiz in which one contestant takes on 100 opponents in an attempt to win a big-money prize. Includes the Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws. (S) Casualty A child with bums is'brought to Holby and Comfort, who supecfs the girl has been abused, is accused of drinking by Sean after he smells whisky on her. Meanwhile, Kelsey, Ellen and Alice get into serious trouble, Nathan is left frustrated when he hears his department may be closed down. (S) Strictly Come Dancing The result of the viewers’ vote is added to the judges’ verdict to reveal the next couple out. But before all that, larger-than-life rocker Meat Loaf performs live. Bmce Forsyth and Tess Daly present. (S)


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Show (BBC2,7.45pm) Thom Yorke talks to Lauren Laveme about songwriting, politics. Plus, Andrew Graham- Oixon visits the Velazquez exhibition.


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RLM: Welcome to Collinwood (2002) Premiere. A gang of hopeless crooks band together to make some easy money pulling off a robbery, helped by veteran safecracker George Clooney. Predictable crime comedy, which still provides plenty of laughs thanks to a quirky script and a likeable cast. Sam Rockwell, William H Macy, Luis Guzman and Jennifer Esposito star. (S) Mock the Week Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard join host Dara O'Briain for the topical comedy quiz show. (R) (S) Snooker: The Grand Prix Action from tonight's round-robin matches. (S) Snooker Extra The opening day of the Grand Prix. BBC Learning Zone (S)


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■ afterlife (ITV1,9.40pm) Alison tries to inter­ vene when the ghost of a man who killed a student starts to haunt the dead girl’s friend — who knows more about the spirit than she is letting on.


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ITV Morning News (S) GMTV: Wakey! Wakey!. Toonattik (S) CITV ITV News; Weather (S) Regional Programme FILM: The Battle of Midway (1976) World War Two drama, starring Chariton Heston. (S) FILM: Agatha Christie's Murder with Mirrors (1985) Mystery, starring Helen Hayes. (S) Regional Programme ITV News and Sport; Weather (S) All New You’ve Been Framed! (S) The X Factor The remaining contestants perform live once more, hoping to attract enough votes to make it through to next week’s show. Mentors Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne give their opinions, and are joined by guest judge Rod Stewart, who gives the singers the benefit of his years of experience. (S) Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Coronation Street stars Wendi Peters (Cilia) and Jennie McAlpine (Fiz) challenge the boys to a race around the wacky track, while Christopher Biggins returns in Cupid's Arrow. Newly re­ formed girt band All Saints drop in to perforin their latest single Rock Steady, and Little Ant and Deo set off in search of another Jiggy Bank winner. Last in series.(S) The X Factor The viewers’ decision is announced, and the two least-popular acts sing live once more in the hope of being saved by mentors Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne. (S) afterlife Alison attempts to intenrene when the ghost of a man who killed a student starts to haunt the dead girl’s best friend — who clearly knows more about the spirit than she is letting on. Lesley Sharp and Andrew Lincoln star. (S)


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Parkinsori Eric Idle drops in to discuss his musical Spamalot, based on the classic film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Ray Winstone talks about the new series of Vincent and his role in The Departed. (S) ITV News; Weather (S) FI: Brazilian Grand Prix Qualifying The battle for pole position at Interiagos. (S) Make Your Play; ITV News Headlines Trading Treasures (R) (S) ITV Nightscreen


5.55 lnuk(R)(S) 6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 7.00 Formula 4 Stroke Powerboat Series 7.30 FIA GT Championship 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 8.55 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 9.25 T4: Bafta Video Game Awards (S) 10.30 T4: Popworld (S) 11.25 T4: Friends (R) (S) 11.55 T4: Totally Boyband (S) 12.30 T4: Freaky (S) 1.00 T4: Charmed (R) (S) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Newbury and Lingfield Park Including the 3.10 Racing Post Trophy (1m) at Newbury. (S)


7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 7.30 Hitler’s Holocaust Examining anti­ semitism in Europe before and affer the Fuehrer’s election. As Germany expanded eastward, the policy of deportation was considered ineffective — leading Hitler to set in motion the programme of extermination that would become the Final Solution. (S)


8.30 Bremner, Bird & Fortune Political skits and a lively mix of cabaret-style entertainment featuring Rory Bremner and the Bremnerettes dance troupe, joined by happy hoofer John ’Quioktoes’ Bird and comedy magician Johnny Fortune. (S)


9.30 FILM: Stuck on You (2003) Premiere. Conjoined twins head for the bright lights of the big city so one of them can follow his dream of becoming an actor. But the pair get more than they bargained for when one of them lands a role on a TV show starring alongside Cher while the other goes in search of the woman he’s been conducting an online romance with. Likable bad taste comedy from the Farrelly brothers, starring Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear. (S)


11.50 Goldplated Drama, set in Cheshire’s nouveau riche society. (R) (S)


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2.20 FILM: Driven (2001) High-octane thriller, starting Sylvester Stallone. (S)


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4.10 FILM: The Guns of Navarone (1961) Classic World War Two advenlure about a group of Allied soldiers dispatched to sabotage vital German artillery emplacements. Starring Gregory Peck, David Niven and Anthony Quinn. (S)


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■ Hitler’s Holocaust (Channel 4,7.30pm) Examining anti­ semitism in Europe before and after the Fuehrer’s elec­ tion. As Germany expanded, the deportation policy was ineffective.


■ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (Five, 10.35pm) A Student who has


just broken up with her rich boyfriend allegedly commits suicide, but her ex is soon in the frame for murder.


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7.30 five news and sport (S) 7.50 NCIS The dead body of a female petty officer is found lying in bed next to a barman — but he bemuses investigators by insisting she is not the woman he brought home with him the previous night, and Ihe autopsy brings further revelations to light. With Mark Harmon and guest star Mya. (S)


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10.35 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A film student who has just broken up with herrich boyfriend allegedly commits suicide, but the circumstances are very suspicious and the well-heeled brat soon becomes the prime suspect. Starring Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay and Dann Florek. (S)


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investigate the bizarre case of an officer who has been sent a parcel containing a pair of blue eyeballs, and ponder exaclly what it means and who they belonged to. Meanwhile, Gibbs investigates a former Navy agent who’s become a notorious criminal. (S)


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5.35 FILM: Iron Eagle (1986) The kidnap of an American Air Force colonel in Ihe Middle East prompts his son to steal a fighter jet and fly to the rescue. Action adventure, starring Louis Gossett Jnr. (S)


■ Wide Sargasso Sea (BBC1,gpm) Prequel to Jane Eyre. Englishman Edward Rochester travels to Jamaica where he marries a Creole heiress - but their life together ends in tragedy.


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working for a rich woman kidnaps her dog — but she misinterprets his ransom demand and thinks he’s the one being held hostage by a mystery assailant. Flaccid comedy with little to offer viewers, starring Norm Macdonald, David Chappelle and Elaine Stritch. (S) Major League Baseball: The World Series The opening game of the World Series. Football Argentina


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Breakfast (S) 26900700 Match of the Day 8066700 Sunday AM (S) 67367 Heaven & Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S) 20848 Countryfile (S) 37984 Regional Programme ‘Alio ‘Alio! (R) (S) 31700 Keeping Up Appearances (R) 46551 Cash in the Attic (R) (S) 2551 EasfEnders (S) 93612223 Regional Programme Points ol View (S) 7418919 Jane Eyre A starring Jane is taken in by a clergyman. Last in series. (R) 3541071 Songs of Praise Behind Ihe scenes at this year’s Big Sing. (S) 532700 Antiques Roadshow From Bishop Auckland in Co Durham. (S) 516377 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 242193 Incredible Animal Journeys Steve Leonard travels alongside three osprey chicks as they embark on their first migration from Massachusetts to South America. For the birds this is the most dangerous time of their,lives, with the parents simply abandoning them to make the 3,000-mile journey alone. Qnly one in 10 survives their initial trip, and the arrival of Hurricane Ivan makes the trio’s passage even more perilous. (S) 5735 Wide Sargasso Sea Dramatic adaptation of Jean Rhys’s highly charged prequel to Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre. English gentleman Edward Rochester travels to Jamaica where he meets and quickly mam'es Creole heiress Antoinette Cosway. However, marital bliss is not set to last as rumours of insanity in his new bride’s family begin to spread, and Rochester is quickly turned against his wife. Concludes after the news. (S) 2071 BBC News; Weather (S) 764071 Wide Sargasso Sea Concluded. (S) 883025 FILM: Hope Springs (2002) Premiere. An artist is shocked to discover his fiancee is marrying someone else — but a local nurse looks set to mend his broken heart. Romantic comedy, starring Colin Firth, Heather Graham, Minnie Driver, diver Platt and Chad Faust; (S) Weatherview 54215174 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R) (S) 285014 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 294526 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R) (S) 2599014 BBC News 24 (S) 81851025


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SKY MOVIES 1 12.00 Are We There Yet? (2004) See 6.00pm.


2.00 Wuthering Heights (1992) Emily Bronte's classic tale, stam’ng Ralph Fiennes, Sinead Q’Connor, Jeremy Northam and Juliette Binoche. 4.00 Nanny McPhee (2005) Children’s tale, stam’ng Emma Thompson. 6.00 Are We There Yet? (2004) Comedy, stam’ng Ice Cube. 8.00 Monster-Ill-Law (2005) Comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez. 10.00 Breakdown (1997) Stranded motorist Kurt Russell sets cut to free abducted wife Kathleen Quinlan from the clutches of homicidal tmcker JT Walsh and his cronies. Fantastic tense thriller, also starring MC Gainey. 11.40 The Chamber (1996) Courtroom thriller, stam’ng Chris Q’Donnell. 1.35 Million Dollar Baby (2004) Qscar-wlnnlng drama, directed by and stam’ng Clint Eastwood. Morgan Freeman and Anthony Mackie. 4.00 Saved! (2004) Comedy drama, starring Jena Malone.


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12.30 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) High-kicking adventure, with Jason David Frank, Johnny Yong Bosch and Catherine Sutherland. 2.20 Little Man Tate (1991) Drama, directed by and stam’ng Jodie Foster. 4.05 Miracle In the Woods (1997) Drama, starring Meredith Baxter. 5.45 Matinee (1993) Comedy, with John Goodman and Cathy Moriarty. 7.30 Pride and Prejudice — Making Of Behind the scenes on the Jane Austen adaptation. 8.00 Crash (2004) Premiere. Provocative drama following a diverse set of r^aracters brought together by a series of crimes during a turbulent day In Los Angeles. With Matt Dillon and Sandra Bullock. 10.00 Screen Nation RIm and TV Awards 2006 The results of the awards ceremony. 11.00 Man on Rre (2004) A former marine sets out to exact an explosive revenge on the Iddnappers who’ve abducted his employer's daughter. All­ action thriller, stam’ng Denzel Washington and Christopher Walken. 1.30 Courage Under Fire (1996) Thriller, starring Meg Ryan. 3.40 Horror In October Forthcoming scary movies. 4.10 Miracle In the Woods (1997) See 4.05pm.


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SKY ONE 12.00 Robot Wars: The Rfth Wars 1.00 StarTrek; Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Stargate Atlantis 4.00 Brainiac: History Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons. Homer becomes the head of a Mafia family. With the voice of Joe Pantoliano. 7.00 Cirque De Celebrite 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 The Big idea. More budding entrepreneurs compete for the £100,000 prize. 10.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 11.00 Cold Case 12.00 Las Vegas 1.00 Vroom Vroom 1.50 The Secret Life Of 2.40 Killing Mum & Dad 3.30 How Not to Die 4.20 Paul McKenna; I Can Change Your Life 5.10 Dream Team


BBC THREE 7.00 "niree’s Out-Takes. A selection of hilarious blunders. 7.10 RIm: Deep Impact (1990). /^>ocalyptic thriller, starring Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni and Morgan Freeman. 9.00 Torchwood. New series. Sci-fi crime thriller, star­ ring John Barrowman. 9.50 Torchwood. A sex-addicted alien leaves a trail of deaths in Its wake. 10.40 RIm: Minority Report (2002). Scl-fl thriller, starring Tom Cruise. 1.00 Torchwood 1.50 Torchwood. A sex-addicted alien leaves a trail of deaths In its wake. 2.40 Torchwood De-Classifled 2.55 Torchwood De-Classified 3.05 Forty Years of P * * 4.15 Close


ITV2 9.50 Emmerdale l i3 S Rim: Back to the Future Part II (1989). Sd-fi come­ dy sequel, starring Michael J Fox. Including Entertainment News Update. 2.35 Coronation Street 5.25 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 6.45 The X Factor. With guest judge Rod Stewart. 8.40 The X Factor. Rod Stewart performs before the second act leaves the competition. 9 2 0 The Xtra Factor Result 10.05 Entourage. Vince prepares to leave Los Angeles. Last in series. 10.40 The Qffice: An American Workplace 11.10 . Entourage Uncovered 12.10 Pink: Video Exdush/e 12.15 Best Man’s Speech 1.15 Entourage 1.50 The Qffice: An American Workplace 2.15 Playdate: ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


E4 11.00 Pure Pop 2.10 Popwortd 3.00 Young, Sexy and Rich 4.00 Reunion 5.00 Friends 5 2 0 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. JD helps a cancer patient. 620 The War at Home 7.00 Qne Tree Hill. The time capsule’s contents are ’ revealed. 8.00 Friends. Joey makes a deal with the caretaker. 8.30 Friends. Cfiandler kisses Joey’s girlfriend. 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 The Sopranos 11.10 Hollyoaks: In the City 12.15 Scrubs 12.45 The War at Home 1.15 Ghost Whisperer 2.10 The Sopranos 3.00 Holiyoaks: In the City 4.00 Reunion 4.40 Switched 5.00 Switched 5 2 5 Switched 5.50 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 12.30 Live Super Sunday. Manchester United v Liverpool (Kick-off 1.00pm). 3.30 Live Super Sunday. Reading v Arsenal (Kick-off 4.00pm). 620 Super Sunday; The Last Word 7.00 Football League Review 7 20 Uve Spanish Football. Real Madrid v Barcelona (Kick-off 8.00pm). 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football League Re\riew 1.45 Spanish Football 3.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Tennis 12.30 Uve European Cup Rugby Union. London Wasps v Castr6s (Kick-off 1.00pm) and Leicester Tigers v Munster (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.30 Live International Rugby League. England v France (Kick­ off 5.45pm). 7.30 World Sport. The latest events across the globe. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Funai Classic at Wall Disney World. 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00 International Rugby League 3.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 United Strongman Series 1.00 Sports Adventure 1.30 Live Tennis. The final of the Madrid Masters at the Madrid Arena. 4.30 World Sport 5.00 Max Power 6.00 WWE: Experience. 7.00 Uve Ten Pin Bowling. The Weber Cup. 10.00 European Cup Rugby Union 1.00 WWE: Late Night ^ Afterbum ZOO WWE: Heat 3.00 Close


CRASH: Premiere. Provocative and disturbing drama following a diverse set of characters brought together by a series of collisions and crimes during a turbulent day in multi-cultural Los Angeles. Paul Haggis's Oscar-winning directorial debut is a stark, veracious account of the prejudice and stereotypes that affect modem life. With strong, believable performances by Sandra Bullock, Matt Dillon, Don Cheadle, Thandie Newton and Brendan Fraser. (Sky Movies 2 ,8.00pm)


6.00 CBeebies 66087 7.00 CBBC 225667 10.00 Something for the Weekend (S) 12919 11.30 Planet Food (S) 9209 12.00 Animal Park (S) 13735 12.30 The Flying Gardener (R) (S) 45822 1.00 Sunday Grandstand: World Gymnastics Championships 55027193


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9.00 Beyond Boundaries: The African Challenge The team tace the toughest part ot their journey as they become the first group to cross the burning and mountainous sand dunes of the world's oldest desert. Following Heidi’s sudden departure the adventurers become hopelessly split. Refusing help from Ken, despite essential supplies running out, they reach their lowest point only a tew miles trom their final destination. Last in series. (S) 2223


10.00 Match of the Day 2 Highlights of today’s five Premiership matches, with the main focus on the clash between Manchester United and Liverpool at Old Tratford. (S) 8554367


11.10 Extras Maggie is hurt by the changes in Andy’s personality, as he leaves her behind to spend more time with new celebrity friend Jonathan Ross and fires long-time agent Darren. Last in series. (R) (S) 899754


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8.00 Capturing the Royals: The Story of Royal Photography The two-part programme concludes by exploring how the Press have become the royals’^ defining image-makers, transforming a job which generated little interest until the late 1970s. The arrival of Princess Diana was a clear turning point, as she became the most famous woman in the world, with teams of photographer following her every move. (S) 3377


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