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■ Casualty (BBC1,8.20pm) Ellen tells Nina to move back home with Abs, and gives the pair a present to thank them lor their support, while Kelsey tells her lat­ est date she is an air stewardess.


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4.05 FILM: Junior (1994) Laboured comedy, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. (S) 14825369


5.50 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 573659


6.10 Weakest Link Nine celebrities compete in a rock and pop special. (R) (S) 156098


7.00 Doctor Who A man becomes obsessed ■ with stories of the Doctor, and attempts to track the Time Lord down — but his investigations lead him into danger. Peter Kay and Marc Warren guest star. (S) 254524


7.45 The National Lottery: Jet Set Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a round-the-world trip. Last in series. (S) 714562


10.45 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 845562


9.10 FILM: Six Days, Seven Nights (1998) Two bickering castaways on a desert island face a series of dangers as they struggle to survive their enforced exile — but their initially hostile feelings look set to soften with the passage of time. Substandard romantic adventure, starring Harrison Ford, Anne Heche, David Schwimmer and Jacqueline Obradors. (S) 58t45562


8.20 Casualty Selena returns to the hospital, and is annoyed to learn Maggie is no ionger a consultant — and an associate specialist position has been advertised. Kelsey tells Abs about her date. 784456


11.05 World Cup Match of the Day Highlights of Portugal v Iran. (S) 178833


- 2.15 World Cup Match of the Day Replay; (S) Weatherview 989857


1.15 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (R) (S) 213857


4.00 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 72437 5.00 BBC News 24 98873


11.50 FILM: The Evil that Men Do (1984) Charles Bronson plays an assassin hired to kill a sadistic British doctor working for an oppressive South American govern­ ment. Thoroughly unpleasant thriller, with Theresa Saldana. (S) 809456


■ The Culture Show(BBC2, 8.20pm) Charlotte Ram­ pling discusses her career in Euro­ pean cinema, and Studs Terkel talks about meeting Bob Dylan and Martin Luther King.


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7.20 Imagine: A Short History of Tall Buildings Alan Yentob travels east to look at the plethora of skyscrapers which have become symbols of the future for Hong Kong, Shanghai and Dubai. . Last in series. (R) (S) 890340


8.20 The Culture Show Verity Sharp presents, as actress Charlotte Rampling discusses her revitalised career in European cinema, and Studs Terkel talks about meeting Bob Dylan, Dizzy Gillespie and Marlin Luther King. Plus, a look back on 25 years of music channel MTV. (S) 782098


9.10 The Summer of 1997 Recalling the summer that saw the birth of New Labour after 18 years of Conservative rule. The change seemed to impact all aspects of British culture, reflected in the continued success of Britpop, as cocky British bands like Oasis and Blur dominated the ainivaves. By August, however, the death of Princess Diana had shocked the nation — and left the monarchy in a tough position. Last in series. (S) 186291


10.10 Ql: Quite Interesting In the last of the series, Dara O’Briain, Bill Bailey, Alan Davies and Phill Jupitus attempt to answer questions on catastrophes, cosmonauts and coconuts. Host Stephen Fry awards points for the answers he finds most interesting. (R) (S) 293104


10.40 FILM: Bounce (2000) Businessman Ben Affleck gives a desperate family man his ticket home — but is haunted by guilt when the plane crashes. Things become more complicated when he visits the dead man’s home, and finds himself falling for widow Gwyneth Paltrow. Sharp romantic drama, co-starring Natasha Henstridge, Caroline Aaron and Alex D Linz. (S) 17434272


12.20 The Culture Show With actress Charlotte Rampling. (R) 7676166


1.10 BBC News 24 62822/5 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 3816079


5.35 Flog It! (R) (S) 582272 6.05 Trooping the Colour: Highlights Huw Edwards and Clare Balding introduce the best moments from this morning’s ceremony, featuring the trooping of the Welsh Guards’ colour for the Queen’s 80th birthday celebrations. (S) 6250814


6.00 CBeebies 96727 7.00 CBBC 5126543 12.00 See Hear (S) 6423185 12.45 Talking Movies (S) 6600/04 1.10 Hands on Nature (S) 97402630 1.20 Grandstand: Tennis: Stella Artois Championship 44825833


5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 48678 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 6408475 7.25 Toonaftik (S) 33402562 9.25 Saturday Cooks! (S) 10289814 11.00 Too Many Cooks (R) (S) 2756307 11.45 GP2(S) 730291 12.15 ITV News; Weather (S) 1773123 12.25 Regional Programme 12.30 FILM: Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967) Musical comedy, with Julie Andrews and James Fox. (S) 520974


3.00 The Girl Who Would Be Queen (R) (S) 8104


4.00 Regional Programme 4.15 ITV News; Weather (S) 1129833 4.30 World Cup 06 Czech Republic v Ghana (Kick-off 5.00pm). Live coverage of the Group E match at the RheinEnergieStadion in Cologne, where the sides meet for the first time. (S) 951901


7.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz, inviting another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives. (S) 272920


7.45 World Cup 06 Italy v USA (Kick-off 8.00pm). Gabby Logan introduces live coverage of the Group E encounter at the Fritz-Walter-Stadion in Kaiserslautern, where the USA are aiming for a first-ever win over the Italians. The sides have met seven times before, including twice during World Cup finals in 1934 and 1990, and Italy will start as favourites to maintain their impressive record. Few sides can match the Italians’ achievements on the biggest stage, but they’ll be hoping for a little more luck than in recent years, as they have developed a habit of losing on penalties in major tournaments. Commentary by Peter Drury and David Pleat. (S) 40251185


11.05 ITV News; Weather (S) 499388 11.19 Regional Programme 11.20 FILM: The Whole Nine Yards (2000) A stnjggling suburban dentist is stunned to find out his new neighbour is a former hit-man with a price on his head. Riotous comedy, starring Bruce Willis: (S) ITV News Headlines 428746


10.00 Parkinson Compilation of classic moments from the show, featuring Tony Blair, Madonna and Tom Cruise. (S) 6928765


4.05 People’s Court (R) (Sj 4388234 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 88692


1.10 The Mint Interactive game show; (S) ITV News Headlines 23236079


6.00 The Hoobs (R) (S) 3414494 6.25 The Hoobs (R) (S) 3493901 6.50 The Treacle People (R) (S) 9821814 7.00 Adrenalin Rush (R) 59659 7.30 British F3 International Series 6/494 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 6702765 8.55 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S) 8434920


9.25 T4: Pure T4 3054253 9.55 T4: Friends (R) (S) 3660307 10.30 T4: Popworld (S) 3728098 11.15 T4: Friends (R) (S) 2647524 11.50 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S) 7866104


1.25 T4: McFly: Video Exclusive 79345543 1.30 T4: Chantelle’s Dream Dates (S) 69901 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from York and Sandown Park Including the 3.10 William Hill Trophy H’cap. (S) 158098


12.55 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S) 8615036


5.00 Deal or No Deal (S) 7787104 5.45 Wife Swap (S) 114524 6.45 Channel 4 News (S) 482949 7.10 Deal or No Deal Marcus Neil is today’s Hall of Fame guest as contestants try to beat the banker and guess the contents


3.55 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R) (S) 2912746


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10.10 FILM: Save the Last Dance (2001) A troubled teenager in mourning for her mother finds her grief relieved through dance. Amiable romantic drama, starring Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas and Kerry Washington. (S) 66252475


12.15 4Music Presents: Keane The band erform. 26532


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A peep into the house’s most secret room. (S) 209654


4Music: The Album Chart Show 3149505


(R) (S) 3437692 Humdrum (R) 2753876 Countdown (R) (S) 3020673


4Music: Download Festival 2006 2073296 4Music: Michael Jackson’s Moments (S) 91621708 Big Brother Live 784645 3 Minute Wonder: Is It Just Me


of mystery boxes to win a big-money prize. With Noel Edmonds. (S) 800727 The Play’s the Thing The spotlight is turned on the final 10 aspiring writers, as playwright Stephen Jeffreys gives them a masterclass to improve their technique. (S) 727036 Big Brother Highlights from the most talked-about house in Britain. (S) 188659


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■ Parkinson (ITV1,10.00pm) Compilation of the best moments from the veteran broadcaster's show. With dips featuring Tony Blair, Madonna and Tom Cruise.


■ The Play’s the Thing (Channel 4, 8.10pm) .The spotlight is turneri on the final to aspiring writers, as playwright Stephen Jeffreys gives them a mas­ terclass to improve their technique.


■ C S hN Y (Five, 9.10pm) Mao and Lindsay investigate when Kid Rock’s limo driver is found dead during one of the rapper’s con­ cert performances. Melina Kanakare- des stars.


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stam'ng Cloris Leachman. (S) 78747949 FILM: Baby Bedlam (2000) Family comedy, starring Julie Hagerty. (S) 55291524 Charmed (R) (S) 8654630 FILM: Holiday in Your Heart (1997) Biography of country singer LeAnn Rimes. (S) 26786369 Cricket on five England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas introduces highlights from the first one-day international at Lord’s, where the tourists will hope to unsettle the hosts and claim a crucial win. (S) 8017920 five news and sport Headlines ' with Helen Fospero. (S) 4001253 NCIS The team investigate when a severed leg is discovered in a rubbish bin. Once the owner is identified by a Marine tattoo, they follow the trail back to a small town, where an insurance fraud seems to have taken place. American naval crime drama, starring Mark Harmon, David McCallum and Sasha Alexander. (S) 7948494 CSI: NY Kid Rock’s limo driver is found dead during one of the rapper’s concert performances. Mac and Lindsay question the musician when it turns out he was one of the last people to see his chauffeur alive. Crime drama, stam'ng Gary Sinise, Anna Belknap and Melina Kanakaredes. (S) 6293814


10.10 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren and Eames investigate the death of a woman searching for the whereabouts of her late mother’s antique ring. Their trail leads to a deadly doctor who has cleverly concealed the murders of many of his patients. Detective drama, starring Vincent D’Onofrio, Kathryn Erbe and Jamey Sheridan. (S) 2186104


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Kline and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio feature in this stylish but rather tiresome thriller about a happy couple from the suburbs who have a hell of a time keeping up with their racy neighbours. Thriller, with Kevin Spacey and Rebecca Miller. (S) 8554949 NHL Ice Hockey Edmonton Oilers v Carolina Hurricanes. 5264031 England v Germany: The Legends (R) 6767091


I Match of the Day I (BBC1,11.35pm)


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■ Funland (BBC2,10.30pm) Time is running out for the Mayor, while Lola returns, Dudley tries to save his marriage and Carter is determined that nothing will stand in his way.


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ITV News; Weather (S) 79315302 Regional Programme World Cup 06 Japan v Croatia (Kick-off 2.00pm). Live coverage of the Group G fixture at the Franken-Stadion in Nuremberg, the second match for each side at these finals. (S) 962499 Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) / 196505 World Cup 06 Brazil v Australia (Kick-otf 5.00pm). Uve coverage of the Group G encounter at the Allianz Arena in Munich, where the South Americans continue their defence of the trophy. (S) 986079 Emmerdale Family Album A retrospective look at the Sugdens, whose family drama has included teen pregnancy, affairs and shootings. Featuring interviews with Clive Hornby (Jack) and Sammy Winward (Katie). (R) (S) 2983 Coronation Street Hour-long episode. Sean takes Brian out for Father’s Day, only tor his estranged dad to drop a bombshell. Amber feels second best in Dev’s life, and Sophie finds Rosie’s booze stash. (S) 43437 Heartbeat The coppers struggle to catch the culprits behind a spate of sheep rustling. Helen deals with the body of an elderly woman found in the river, and Peggy meets a pair of eco-warriors. (S) 25893 The Girls Who Came to Stay One-off drama, with Alun Armstrong and Lindsey Coulson. A Manchester couple whose daughter is leaving home offer to house two girls from Belarus as part of a charity initiative. (S) 32925 ITV News; Weather (S) 923418 World Cup Highlights Brazil v Australia. (S) 637654 . It’s My Life; (S) ITV News Headlines 69451 The Mint Interactive game show; (S) ITV News Headlines 40886513 Fat Chance (R) (S) 70428529 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (S) 13259529 Regional Programme


ITV Morning News (S) 96588 GMTV: The Sunday Programme 71789 Little Einsteins 8904925 Toonattik (S) 33479234 CITV 4369186 Sunday Feast (S) 26692 The Jeremy Kyle Show 8552857 With a Little Help from My Friends (R) (S) 8957741 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (S)


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7.15 Channel 4 News (S) 242166 7.30 Voices in My Head Documentary examining people who hear voices in their head, and exploring why the sounds are regarded in today’s society as a form of insanity when they were previously seen as a means of inspiration for writers anti artists. The programme also offers an insight into the radical new theories being presented through the use of moder’n science and the experiences of others. 41079


6.25 Lost Sayid seeks revenge for Shannon’s death. (R) (S) 695050


9.30 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S) 56878


8.30 Deal or No Deal In the final programme of Double Deal Week, long-serving contestant Lucy, who took part in 50 shows, is today’s Hall of Fame guest as another contestant tries to beat the banker and guess the contents of mystery boxes. With Noel Edmonds. (S) 25875


1.05 Download Festival 2006 With performances by Guns N’ Roses and Lacuna Coil. 5047548


5.15 Countdown (R) (S) 3097345


2.35 KOTV (S) 5/3897/ 3.00 Big Brother Live 55906 5.00 Mr Price (R) (S) 2721277 5.10 3 Minute Wonder: Is It Just Me (R) (S) 3400548


10.30 FILM: The Abyss (1989) Director James Cameron’s waterlogged sci-fi adventure, which won an Oscar for the superb special effects, telling the tale of divers who encounter a strange alien life-form while attempting to rescue survivors trapped in a stricken nuclear submarine. Ed Harris, Michael Biehn and Mary Elizabeth Mastranionio star. (S) 33943012


2.05 The Album Chart Show Performers include Corinne Bailey Rae. (R) 5279890


1.15 T4: Totally Frank (S) 535321 1.45 T4: The OC(S) 943586 2.45 T4:T4 On the Beach 2006 96853055 6.00 The Simpsons The children are trapped in school. (R) (S) 847215


6.00 The Hoobs (R)(S) 348//66 6.25 The Hoobs (R) (S) 3460873 6.50 Transworld Sport (S) 8865741 7.45 Freesports on 4 6573760 8.10 Vee-VJ (5)2814166 8.40 T4: One Tree Hill (S) 8890050 9.40 T4: Hollyoaks (R) (S) 90396708 12.10 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S) 3845050


■ The Girls Who Came to Stay (ITVI, 9.30pm) One-off drama, with Alun Arm­ strong and Lindsey Coulson. A couple whose daughter is leaving home offer to house two girls from Belarus.


■ T4 0 n th e Beach 2006 (Channel 4, 2.45pm) Uve coverage of the music event in Weston-super- Mare. This year’s acts include Base­ ment Jaxx and Pussycat Dolls.


■ The Singing Estate (Five, 8.00pm) Ivor Setterfleld takes the choir to Italy for a crash course in classical singing, but some of the group are more interested in enjoying the break.


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3.20 Danielle Steel’s The Ring (S) 19316963 6.05 five news and sport (S) 6795012 6.20 FILM: My Father, the Hero (1994) A man takes his daughter on holiday to the Caribbean, but events soon get out of hand as the boisterous teenager pretends she’s actually his lover in an effort to impress an older boy. Remake of the hit French comedy Mon Pere, Ce Heros, starring Gerard Depardieu, Katherine HeigI, Dalton James and Lauren Hutton, with a cameo appearance by Emma Thompson. (S) 17281215


Neil Simon comedy, with Goldie Hawn. (S) 58504418


8.00 The Singing Estate Ivor Setterfield takes the choir to Italy for a crash course in classical singing. The group learn they will get to perform in Verona’s classical amphitheatre, but the conductor is irritated when some of the group are more interested in enjoying the break than practising; (S) five news at 9 7964586


9.00 FILM: The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) An amnesiac all-American mom and teacher starts experiencing increasingly disturbing flashbacks of her former life, prompting her to hire a small­ time private eye (Samuel L Jackson) to help her learn more. Little do they realise she was heavily involved with a shadowy government organisation — whose agents have been dispatched to kill them both. Fast-paced and over-the-top action thriller, with Geena Davis obviously enjoying the lead role, alongside Patrick Malahide, Brian Cox and Craig Bierko. Includes five news update at 9.55. (S) 39740296


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Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. (R) (S) 8447050


12.20 Ironman Triathlon From Port Elizabeth, South Africa. (R) 5371600


1.00 Major League Baseball Live Atlanta Braves v Boston Red Sox. Jonathan Gould and Josh Chetwynd introduce coverage of the inter-conference match at Turner Field. 37833/80


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SKY MOVIES 1


11.30 Napoleon Dynamite (2004) See 6.00pm. 1.05 In the Beginning Biblical epic, starring Martin Landau. 4.00 Jack (1995) Drama, starring Robin Williams. 6.00 Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Comedy, starring Jon Heder. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Monster4n-Law (2005) Premiere. Comedy, stam'ng Jennifer Lopez. 10.00 50 Rrst Dates (2003) Romantic comedy, starring Drew Barrymore. 11.45 Monster-In-Law (2005) See 8.00pm. 1.30 Jersey Girl (2004) Drama, starring Ben Affleck. 3.15 The Sports Pages (2001) Sporting comedy, "starring Kelsey Grammer, Bob Newhart, Eugene Levy and Gary Basaraba. 4.50 The Patron Saint of Liars (1997) Emotional drama, stam'ng Ellen Burstyn, Dana Delany, Sada Thompson and Clancy Brown.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.05 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) See 6.00pm. 1.00 Lenny the Wonder Dog (2004) Family adventure, starring Craig Ferguson, Michael Window and Sammy Khan. 2.25 Cops and Robbersons (1994) Comedy, stam'ng Chevy Chase. 4.00 The King and I (1999) Musical animation, with the voice of Miranda Richardson, Christiana Noll, Martin Vidnovic and Ian Richardson. 5.40 UK Top to Rims currently on release. 6.00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Family come­ dy. stam'ng Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews and Hector Elizondo. 8.00 Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) Sci-fi horror sequel, starring Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Oded Fehr. 9.40 US Top to Rims currently on release. 10.00 The Grudge (2004) Horror, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar.


11.35 A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994) Action comedy, starring Keenen Ivory Wayans. .


1.20 French Kiss (1995) Romantic comedy, starring Meg Ryan, Kevin Kline, Jean Rerio and Timothy Hutton.' 3.15 The Sex Monster (1998) Comedy, starring Mariel Hemingway. 5.00 Lenny the Wonder Dog (2004) See 1.00pm.


SKY ONE


12.00 Full Force Nature 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Ultimate Super Villains 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons. Marge sends Homer to a mental institution. 7.00 The Simpsons. Springfield Is destroyed by a nuclear blast. 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 99 Most Bizarre 10.00 Football Years 11.00 Street Law 12.00 Stargale SG-11.00 Bones 1.50 Thief 240 Thief 3.30 Thief 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE


7.00 World Cup Out-Takes 7.30 Three’s Out-Takes. A selection of hilari­ ous blunders. 7.45 Doctor yVho Confidential. The making of the "Tardisode" downloads. 8.15 Doctor Who Confidential. The return of Sarah Jane Smith and K9.8.45 Grownups. Michelle tries to impress Dean. 9.15 Out-Takes. Political gaffes from across the globe. 9.45 Three’s Out-Takes 10.00 Rim: Heat (1995). Crime thriller, stam’ng Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. 12.40 The Message 1.10 World Cup Goals Galore 240 Blood on the Turntable. The self-destruction of the Stone Roses. Last in series. 3.35 Doctor Who Confidential. The making of the Tardisode’ downloads. 4.05 Close


ITV2


9.25 Emmerdale 1215 Coronation Street 240 Holiday Showdown 3.40 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 4.25 Celebrity Daredevils 4.35 Airline USA 5.05 Airline USA 5.35 Rim: Kindergarten Cop (1990). Comedy thriller, stam’ng Arnold Schwarzenegger. Including Entertainment News Update. 7.45 Rim: Hope Roats (1998). Romantic drama, starring Sandra Bullock, Hjny Ccnnick Jnr, Gena Rowlands and Mae Whitman. Including Entertainment News Update. 10.00 Rim: Double Jeopardy (1999). Thriller,- starring Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood and Annabeth Gish. Including Entertainment News Update. 1200 Up Service 12.30 RickI Lake1.20The Mint 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


11.50 Big Brother Uve 1 JO Totally Frank 2.00 The Album Chart Show 230 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Big Brother Uve 7.00 Wife Swap. A prison officer enters a relaxed household. 8.00 Friends. Rachel struggles to deal with Ross’s new relationship. 8.30 Friends. The group babysit Ben. 9.05 My Name is Earl. Comedy series, starring Jason Lee. 9.35 My Name Is Earl 10.10 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut ■ 11.10 Transmission 1215 Big Brother Uve


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10J0 Uve International Cridret. England v Sri Lanka. 7.00 Uve Rugby Union. Coverage of the Churchill Cup finals day at the Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton, featuring two consolation finals and the showpiece match sandwiched between the two. 1.30 Yachting 200 Uve Big Rght Special. Jermain Taylor v Ronald ’Winky’ Wright. 5.00 Sports Adventure 5.30 Wild Spirits. Fast and furious extreme sports action.


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Uve International Rugby Union. Australia v England (Kick-off 11.00am). 1.00 Uve International Rugby Union. South Africa v Scotland (Kick-off 2.00pm). Coverage of this afternoon's Second Test match at the EPRFU Stadium in Port Elizabeth. 4.00 International Rugby Union 5.30 Uve US Open Golf. The third day at Winged Foot Golf Club in New York. 1200 International Cricket 200 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Moto Plus 3.30 World Sport 4.00 Australian Rugby League


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10.30 Summer Soccer AM 1230 World Sport 1.00 Friday Rght Night 3.00 Australian Rules Football 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 WWE: Bottom. Une 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 Sports Unlimited 11.00 WWE: Smackdown 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Bottom Line 200 Summer Soccer AM 4.00 Wild Spirits 4.30 Sports Unlimited 5 JO Moto Plus


MONSTER-IN-LAW: Premiere. An unlucky-in-love woman thinks she’s, finally landed on her feet when she meets the hunky doctor of her dreams. But his mother proves to be an overprotective nightmare who’s .


convinced the blushing bride is ' Miss Wrong. Romantic corner^, stam'ng Jennifer Lopez, Jan e Fonda and Michael Vartan. (Sky Movies 1 ,8.00pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 11.05 Shark Tale (2004) See 5.45pm.


12.40 In the Line of Duty: Smoke Jumpers (1996) Drama, starring Adam Baldwin, Timothy Carhart, Rob Youngblood and Noah Emmerich. 2.15 The Freshman (l'990) Comedy, stam’ng Marion Brando. 4.00 Cllffoid’s Really Big Movie (2005) Premiere. /Vnimated adventure, with the voice of John Ritter, Wayne B r^ and Grey DeUsle. 5.45 Shark Tale (2004) Animated adventure, with the voice oi Will Smith. 7.30 The Making of Ultraviolet A profile bt the thriller, starring Mitla Jovovich. 8.00 Man of the House (2005) Bouncy comedy, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Archer, Cedric the Entertaine'r and Christina Milian. 10.00 US Marshals (1998) Adventure sequel, slam’ng Tommy Lee Jones. 12.15 The Assassin (1993) Thriller, stam'ng Bridget Fonda. 2.10 The Exorcist III (1990) Horror, starring George C Scott. 4.05 Try to Remember (2004) Drama, stam'ng Gabrielle Anwar. 5.45 The Making of Ultraviolet A profile of the thriller, with Milla Jovovich.


SKY MOVIES 2 11J5 Cheaper By the Dozen (2003) See 6.15pm. 1.20 Under Wraps (1997) Spooky adventure, stam’ng Adam Wylie. 3.00 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Fantasy adventure, starring Jim Carrey. 4J5 Aloha, Scooby-Doo'(2005) Animated canine capers, with the voice of Casey Kasem, Bonnie Hunt, Piper Perabo and Tom Welling. 6.15 Cheaper By the Dozen (2003) Comedy, starring Steve Martin. 8.00 The Jacket (2005) Premiere. A troubled fomter soldier suffers a blackout, and wakes to find himself accused of murder. Sent to an asylum, he's subjected to biutal treatment which has an unexpected effect. Offbeat thriller, stam’ng Adrien Brody. 10.00 Open Water (2004)Taut drama, stam’ng Blanchard Ryan. 11.25 Dying Young (1991) Romantic drama, stam’ng Julia Roberts. 1.20 Above Suspicion (2000) Drama, starring Scott Bakula. 3.05 Mermaids (2003) Fanta^ adventure, starring Sarah Laine. 4.40 Under Wraps (1997) See 1.20pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 The Simpsons ZOO Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 2410.00 Human Trafficking 11.00 Inside Killer Sharks 12.00 Bones 1.00 Bones U O 24 Z40 24. Jack and Chloe investigate the assassination. 3.30 Thief 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. Jack is captured by the Russians.


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. The making of the Taidisode’ downloads. 8.00 Wedding Stories. Highlights of the show. Last in series. 9.00 Little Britain. With guest star Cat Deeley. 9.30 Utile Britain. With Richard Madeley and Judy Hnnigan. 10.00 Grownups. Michelle tries to dump her boyfriend. 10.30 Drop Dead Gorgeous. Ashley begins cat- walk training in Paris. 11.30 World Cup Goals Galore 1.00 Wedding Stories 1.55 The Brothel. Recession hits the brothel’s profits. 2 J5 The Brothel. Daria celebrates three months as a prostitute. 2.55 Drop Dead Gorgeous 3.55 Close


ITV2 11.50 Nanny 911 1Z40 Nanny 911 1.30 Emmerdale 4.25 Coronation Street 6.45 Rim: Hope Roats (1998). Romantic drama, stam’ng Sandra Bullock. 9.00 Supernatural. Sam and Dean enlist the help of an old friend as they race to rescue their father from Meg— whose body has been taken over by a very significant demon. Last in series. 10.00 Coronation Street. Hour-long episode. Sean takes Brian out for Father’s Day, only for his estranged dad to drop a bombshell. Amber feels second best in Dev’s life, and Sophie finds Rosie's booze stash. 11.00 Rim: The Scorpion King (2002). Sword-and-sorcery adventure, starring The Rock. 12.55 Up Service 1.25 The Mint 4.00 ITV Playalong 6.00 Close


E4 6.00 Big Brother Live 12.05 Popworid 12.55 Chantelle: Living the Dream 1J5 Pure T4 1.55 Big Brother Live Z55 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut 3.55 Big Brother's Uttte Brother 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 T4 On the Beach: The Rub Down 7.00 The OC. The school’s senior prom causes emotions to run high. 8.00 Friends 8 JO Friends. Phoebe reveals she is married. 9.00 Lost. The survivors attend Shannon’s funeral. 10.00 Desperate Housewives 11.00 Desperate Housewives 12.00 Big Brother’s Uttle Brother 1.00 Big Brother Uve. The latest action from the house.


SKY SPORTS 1 10.30 Uve Cricket. A match from the C&G Trophy. 6.30 World Sport 7.00 Uve Super League. Wigan Wam’ors v Catalans Dragons (Kickroff 7.00pm). All the action from tonight's Super League XI clash at the JJB Stadium, where the hosts continue their fight against the drop. 9.00 Big Rghl Special 10.30 British Superbikes ZOO Cricket 3.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Australian Rugby League 1Z30 Big Rght Special ZOO Australian Rugby League 4.00 Wateisports World 5.00 Seamaster Sailing 5.30 Live US Open Golf. The final day of the second Major of the year at Winged Foot Golf Club in Mamaroneck, New York, where the world’s leading play- eis conclude their bids to succeed Michael Campbell. 12.00 Wateisports World 1.00 Seamaster Sailing 1.30 World Sport 2.00 U’ve NBA Basketball. Miami Heat v Dallas Mavericks (Tip-off 2.00am). 4.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 1Z00 Watersports World 1.00 US Tour Golf 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 Big Rght Special 7.30 Moto Plus 8.00 Max Power. Motor sport magazine. 9.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum. Featuring the stars of Smackdovm. 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling; Late Night 11.00 WWE: Heat 12.00 Big Rght Special 1.30 Wild Spuits 2.00 Close


THE JACKET: Premiere. A troubled former soldier suffers a blackout, and wakes to find himself accused of murder - and declared insane. He’s sent to an asylum, where he’s subjected to increasingly brutal treatment. But the so- called therapy has an unexpected effect on his mental state. Offbeat thriller, starring Adrien Brody, Keira Knightley, Kris Kristofferson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. (Sky Movies 2, 8.00pm)


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