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■ Sport Relief 2006 (BBC1,7.00pm) Gary Lineker, Davina McCall and Chris Evans host the live event in aid of the world’s most vulnerable children. Continues on BBC2.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 9.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 10.30 Sport Relief Mile Show John Inverdale and Colin Jackson preseni coverage of the chanty mn in London, where 20,000 people are taking part in the fundraising mile starting at Victoria Embankment, as well as showing highlights of events across the country. Also included are reports on the projects on which some of the money raised last year has been spent. (S)


12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 12.10 Grandstand: Golf: The Scottish Open


4.45 Athletics Times may vary. 6.10 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) The Green Green Grass Spin-off comedy, following Only Fools and Horses’ Boycie and Marlene as they start a new life in Shropshire. John Challis . and Sue Holdemess star. (R) (S) Sport Relief 2006 Gary Lineker, Davina McCall and Chns Evans host the live event in aid of the world’s most vulnerable children, featuring contributions from leading lights in the sports world, together with musical performancesand comedy sketches. McFly perform their fundraising single Don’t Slop Me Now, presenter Ray Stubbs nsks all in the name of chanty, and Jon Culshaw is a dead ringer for Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho. The show includes a Mastermind challenge with former Big Brother housemates Jade Goody and Chanlelle Houghton, highlights of today’s mile-long run and a special Question of Sport Relief, featuring Nancy Dell’Olio and Zara Philiips. Plus, the final of Only Fools on Horses, with Angus Deayton, Harry Hill’s celebrity pigeon racing, and Little Britain


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■ star David Walliams talks about how he successfully swam across the English Channel to France as part of Sport Relief, for which he hopes to.raise about £500,000. Continues on BBC2. (S)


10.00 The National Lottery: Saturday Draws The Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws. (S)


10.10 BBC News; Weather (S) 10.30 Sport Relief 2006 The fundraising event continues, with a special Peter Kay keep-fit video from the Phoenix Club, a Footballers’ Wives special and boxing with Jack Osbourne and Bradley McIntosh; (S) National Lottery Update


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Pot Black (BBC2,10.00pm) Bradley Walsh and


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world snooker champions Ronnie O’Sullivan and Steve Davis for a frame of doubles.


■ You’ve Been FramedI (ITVI, 6.10pm) Harry Hill trawls through another batch of home-video howlers, including DIY disasters, bashful brides and barking-mad dogs.


■ Big Brother (Ch4,9.00pm) Another chance to catch up with all the latest high­ lights from the past 24H10UIS inside the most talked- about house in Britain. Will Pete still be in?


■ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (five, 10.00pm) Detectives investigate the case of an elderly woman suffering from Aizheimeris who has broken into an apartment.


_ Silent Witness (B B C 1 ,9 .0 0 pm )


New series. In the first of a two-part story, four bodies are found in the Thames after a boat full of illegal immigrants founders. Tom Ward stars.


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12.00 Talking Movies News and reviews. (S) 12.25 The Flying Gardener (R) (S) 12.55 Coast (S) 1.05 Star Trek (R)(S) Star Trek: The Next Generation (R) (S) FILM: The Password Is Courage (1962) Mildly amusing fact-based wartime comedy drama about a British officer’s attempts to escape from a prison camp. Dirk Bogarde stars. (S) FILM: Hot Enough for June (1964) A penniless writer unwittingly accepts a job with MIS and is sent to Czechoslovakia, where he gets drawn into danger. Perky spy spoof, starring Dirk Bogarde. (S) Some Mothers Do 'Ave ’Em Frank attends a course In public relations, but soon encounters problems wilh a malfunctioning food dispenser. Comedy, starring Michael Crawford. (R) (S) Flog Itl Paul Martin visits Stoke-on-Trent, where he meets people eager to sell their antiques at auction. (R) (S) FILM: Empire of the Sun (1987) Steven Spielberg’s emotional, cniically acclaimed epic drama about an English boy living in war-tom Shanghai, separated from his family by the Japanese invasion and forced to sunrive the terrors of internment alone. A young Christian Bale is more than able to hold his own opposite an equally impressive John Malkovich, while Nigel Havers, Miranda Richardson, Leslie Phillips and Burt Kwouk offer support. (S)


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10.00 Celebrity Pot Black Dermot O'Leary and John Parrott present as actor Bradley Walsh and presenter Vernon Kay team up with former world snooker champions Ronnie O’Sullivan and Steve Davis for a frame of pro-celebrity doubles — wilh the Sport Relief Trophy awarded to the victorious pair. (S)


10.30 FILM: Glastonbury (2006) Julian Temple’s documentary on the world- famous music festival, which began in 1970 and continues to attract a diverse and enthusiastic range of revellers. The film features performances from artists Including Morrissey, David Bowie and Blur, while the amateur footage joyfully provides an authentic taste of the event.


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5.30 r rv Morning News (S) 6.00 GMTV: Wakeyl Wakeyl 7.25 Toonattik (S) 9.25 Saturday Cooks Livel (S) 11.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity (R) (S)


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12.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (S) 12.20 r rv News; Weather (S) 12.25 Regional Programme 12.30 F I: French Grand Prix Qualifying Steve Rider introduces five coverage of this afternoon’s qualifying session at Magny-Cours, as the drivers make their bids for pole position ahead of tomorrow’s race. (S)


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Thought-provoking American Civil War drama charting the impact of the conflict on a family from Virginia. James Stewart and Rosemary Forsyth star. (S) Regional Programme r rv News; Weather (S)


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You’ve Been FramedI DIY disasters, parachute problems and a catastrophe on a canal. Other hilarious clips include dire dancers and ghastly groovers in the Frame a Friend competition. (R) (S) FILM: Inspector Gadget (1999)


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A clumsy security guard is transfomied into a hi-tech sleuth, leading to a series of hair-raising encounters with arch-villain Claw. Live-action comedy, stam'ng Matthew Broderick. (S) PokerFace Ant and Dec invite six contestants to out-bluff each other for £50,000 — but with a place in tomorrow night’s final also at stake, the players may risk more than they should. (S) FILM: The Bodyguard (1992) A CIA agent-tumed-bodyguard reluctantly agrees to protect a famous singer.


Schmaltzy romantic thriller, stam’ng Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston and Gary Kemp. Continued after the news. (S)


10.15 rrv News; Weather (S) 10.29 Regional Programme 10.30 FILM: The Bodyguard (1992) Concluded. (S)


11.50 Love Island Patrick Kielty and Feame Cotton return to present another edition of the romantic reality show in which a gaggle of single celebrities are marooned on Rji and tempted to fall in love: (S) ITV News Headlines


12.25 Quizmania; ITV News Headlines 4.05 People’s Court Real-life disputes. (R) (S) 5.00 r rv Nightscreen Behind the scenes.


lnuk(R)(S) The Hoobs (R) (S) The Hoobs (Rj (S) Adrenalin Rush (R)


___ FIA GT Championship 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 8.55 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S)


9.25 T4: Pure T4 10.00 T4: Friends (R) (S) 10.30 T4: Popworld (S) 11.20 T4: Friends (R) (S)


11.50 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (St 12.55 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S) 1.30 T4: Pirates of the Caribbean: T4 Movie Special (S)


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4.15 A Place In the Sun A couple seek a property in Montenegro. (R) (S)


5.45 Deal or No Deal Game show, presented by Noel Edmonds. (S)


6.30 Channel 4 News (S) 7.00 FILM: Edward Scissorhands (1990) A reclusive genius creates a youngster but dies before completing him, leaving the boy with scissor-like blades instead of hands. It isn’t long before local residents find out, and he becomes a popular fixture — until a bitterly jealous wornan sets out to turn the whole town against him. Tim Burton’s bizarre fantasy, starring regular collaborator Johnny Depp, alongside Winona Ryder, Dianne Wiest and Alan Arkin. (S)


9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S)


10.00 The Curse of Superman Investigation into the mental breakdowns, debilitating illnesses, suicides and murders allegedly linked with the Superman films and the creators of the original comic-book stories. With contributions from Margot Kidder, Jennifer Pryor (widow of Richard Pryor, who starred in Superman III), Susannah York, Dean Cain and Barry Norman. (S)


11.05 FILM: Sex: The Annabel Cho.ng Story (1999) Documentary about a student who set out to beat the world record for a sex marathon by having intercourse with 251 men in one 10-hour session. (S)


12.50 The Album Chart Show 1.20 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut


2.20 4Play: Loose Cannons (S) 2.30 Big Brother Live 5.00 30 Minutes (R) (S) 5.25 Countdown (R) (S)


2.00 Channel 4 Racing from York and Chester (S)


4.45 Wife Swap An organised mother and an untidy woman swap lives. (S)


6.00 Sunrise 6.55 Milkshakel 9.05 Shakel 11.40 Fifth Gear (R) (S) _ 12.45 HouseBusters (R) (S) FiLM: Big Business (1988)


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Comedy caper, starring Bette Midler, Lily Tomlin arid Fred Ward. (S) FILM: The Incredible Hulk (1977) Comic-book adventure, starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno. (Sj FILM: Batman (1989) Comic-book adventure, starring Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson and Kim Basinger. (S) five news and sport (S) Cricket on five England v Pakistan. Mark Nicholas presents highlights from the third day of the Rrst Test between the teams at Lord’s. (S) Nets A late-night autopsy turns into a crisis when a man jumps out of a body bag and holds Ducky and Gerald hostage at gunpoint. His request lor evidence relating to the recent shooting of a suspected terrorist leads Gibbs to discover they have a Hamas operative in their midst. Alan Dale guest stats. (S)


9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Gnssom investigates an explosion at a caravan park that kills two people. As the corpses are examined, it becomes clear one has been run over^— and when the car is retneved, two more bodies are discovered in the boot. Meanwhile, Catherine deals with the case of a woman found dead outside a strip club. Drama, stamng William Petersen and Marg Helgenberger. (R) (S)


10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detectives investigate the case of an elderly woman suffering from Alzheimer’s who has broken into an apartment. Discovering she has been abused, they learn she was released from care to the custody of her financially scheming son, who becomes the prime suspect. However, shocking revelations about the local nursing home soon come to light. (S)


11.00 FILM: Darkman (1990) Inventive offbeat horror, starring Liam Neeson as a scientist disfigured and left for dead by thugs, who reinvents himself as a shadowy figure of vengeance, creating a series of new faces to mask his hideous appearance. With Frances McDormand, Colin Friels and an uncredited appearance by Jenny Agutter. (S)


12.50 Quiz Call Interactive game show. 5.30 Wildlife SOS (R) (S)


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Breakfast News and sport. (S) Sunday AM The week’s headlines. (S) Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford Religion in advertising. (S) Countryfile (S) Regional Programme Regional Programme Cash in the Attic (R) (S) Diagnosis Murder (R) (S) EastEnders Omnibus. (S) Big Cat Week (S) Lifeline (S) Songs of Praise (S) Last of the Summer Wine (R) (S) Antiques Roadshow From Dunrobin Castle. (R) (S) BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) The Chase New drama series, based around a struggling Yorkshire veterinary practice. Sarah Williams travels back to her childhood home lor her lather’s wedding — but her return threatens to dig up long-buried secrets concerning her sister’s husband. Meanwhile, the groom is too busy operating on a puppy to get to the church on time. Gaynor Faye and Nicola Stephenson star. (S) Silent Witness New series of the crime drama. In the first of a two-part story, four bodies are found in the Thames after a boat full of illegal immigrants founders. Realising they are dealing with a people­ trafficking operation gone disastrously wrong, Leo, Harry and Nikki set out to discover if there are any sunrivors — or any other deaths — while also delving into the victims’ past. Burt Kwouk guest stars. Concludes tomorrow. (S) BBC News; Weather (S) Panorama Justin Rowiatt reports on loopholes in the tax system that have enabled billions to be stolen from the British treasury. The programme attempts to track down a crook who made E38miilion by exploiting VAT trading rules. He was eventually sent to prison for fraud, but escaped and fled the country. (S) FILM: Waterworld (1995) Kevin Costner plays a mutant mariner who helps a woman and child search for a mythical haven of dry land in a worid covered by water. Overblown action fantasy, with Dennis Hopper; (S) Weatherview Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) Sign Zone: Big Cat Week (R) (S) Sign Zone: Leave No Trace (R) (S) Sign Zone: Return to Tuscany (R) (S) BBC News 24 (S)


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10.00 The aig Dig (R)(S) 11.00 Theinylng G ^ e n e r


Woodland gardens. (S)


11.15 Sunday Grandstand: MotoGP The German Grand Prix, the 10th round of the season from Sachsenring, where Nicky Hayden will start as favourite to extend his lead in the championship.


12.40 Golf: The Scottish Open Live


12.30 Sailing The Yngling World Championships at La Rochelle in France.


coverage of the final day of the Scottish Open in Loch Lomond, where Tim Clark is expected to be in contention in defence of his title.


4.45 Athletics The second day of the European Championships Trials at the Manchester Regional Arena. Times may vary.


7.25 Top of the Pops Music show combining the best of past and present chart acts. Featuring studio perfomiances, celebrity interviews and archive footage of classic hits before the UK’s number one single is revealed. (S)


8.00 Top Gear The team go on a caravanning holiday in Dorset, and actor Brian Cox is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Plus, saloons the Vauxhall VXR, the Mazda 6 MPS and the Mondeo ST220 are put through their paces on the test track and the Toyota Formula 1 team find out how fast it is possible to drive indoors. (S)


9.00 Tribe New series. Bruce Parry lives with more indigenous people, this lime focusing on Ethiopia’s Omo Valley. He starts with the Nyangatom, vrho have a fierce reputation among the region’s other tribes. After welcoming the explorer with a drink of blood, they put him to work milking goats. However, the explorer is soon preparing for a warrior initiation ceremony — which requires him to make a daunting sacrifice. (S)


10.00 Still Game Navid has a mid-life crisis, while Bobby promises a TV crew the chance to film a bar brawl. Comedy, starring Sanjeev Kohli and Gavin Mitchell. (R) (S)


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10.30 FILM: Topsy-Turvy (1999) Glorious drama exploring the relationship between 19th-century musical duo Gilbert and Sullivan. Jim BroadbenI, Allan Corduner, Sukie Smith, Dexter Fletcher and Roger Heathcott star. (S) BBC News 24 BBC Learning Zone (S)


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GMTV: The Sunday Programme Little Einsteins Toonattik (S) CITV Sunday Feast (S) The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) ITV News; Weather (S) Regional Programme F I : French Grand Prix Live coverage of the race from Magny-Cours. (S) British Superbike Championship Round eight from Knockhill. (S) British Touring Car Championship The fifth round of the season at Croft. (S) Pulling Power (R) (S) The Unforgettable Yootha Joyce An insight into the life and work of one of TV’s greatest and much-missed stars, Yoolha Joyce, who shot to fame as sex-mad Mildred Roper in vintage comedy Man About the House. (R) (S) Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) Emmerdale Tom and his sons are questioned after Jack tells the Health and Safety Executive about the JCB incident. Sam discovers Alice is making plans (or her own funeral. (S) Coronation Street Shelley lies to Bev about her night with Chariie, claiming they didn’t sleep together. Claire stmggles to hide her labour pains, thinking she’s experiencing another false alami. (S) PokerFace Final of the game of bluff hosted by Ant and Dec, in which the six heat winners battle it out for the £1 million prize. Last in series. (S) Where the Heart Is New series of the medical drama. Anna and Kim welcome trainee nurse Zoe Phelps, while Billy tries to mask his grief over Sally’s death by vowing revenge for a rugby team’s prank. Love Island Patrick Kielty and Feame Cotton present the romantic reality show in which a gaggle of celebrities are marooned on a remote tropical island and tempted to fail in love. (S) ITV News; Weather (S) FI: French Grand Prix Highlights Action from the race at Magny-Couts, where Fernando Alonso is expected to take another step towards retaining the title with victory. (S) It’s My Life; (S) I'fv News Headlines Quizmania; ITV News Headlines Fat Chance (R) (S) Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (R) (S) ITV Nightscreen


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The Hoobs (R) (S) The Hoobs (R) (S) Transworld Sport (S) Freesports on 4 T4: One Tree Hill Part two of two. Lucas gets the evidence he needs. Last in series. (S) T4: Hollyoaks (S) T4: Big Brother (R) (S) T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S) T4: The OC (S) T4: The OC (S) T4: Charmed New series. The sisters begin their demon-free existence with different identities — but Phoebe is soon seeing visions of her future husband. Meanwhile, Paige is drawn to a mysterious witch. (S) T4: The Simpsons Part two of two. Accusations fly thick and fast following Mr Bums’ shooting — and it’s up to Chief Wiggum to discover who pulled the trigger. (R) (S) Britaln’a Top Dog New series. Liza Tarbuck presents the competition (or dogs with special skills. Stuart Hall provides commentary as the canine competitors are put through their paces. (S) Lost Huriey nervously tries to act on his growing feelings for Libby. Charlie takes drastic measures alter experiencing a series of frightening dreams involving Aaron. (R) (S) Channel 4 News (S) Darcus Howe: Son of Mine Documentary following the writer and broadcaster as he struggles to become closer to his youngest son Amiri, who is regularly in trouble with the law, and stop him going to jail. (S) Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S) FILM: Mean Machine (2001) A disgraced soccer star slides into a life of crime which soon puts him behind bars, where he’s persuaded to form a football team. Predictable comedy, stamng Vinnie Jones. (S) 4Music Presents: Gnarls Barkley The duo chat to Edith Bowman and perform tracks from their album St Elsewhere. (S) The Album Chart Show (R) 4Play: The Upper Room (R) (S) 4Play: Ladyfuzz RoadtoV(R) (S) Big Brother Live KOTV Boxing magazine. (S) Countdown With Eric Knowles. (R) (S)


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■ Tribe (BBC2,9.00pm) New series. Bruce P a ^ lives with indigenous tribes in Ethiopia’s Omo Valley, beginning with the Nyan- gatom people, who induct him Into their wam'or caste.


■ Where the Heart Is (nrvi, 9.00pm) New series of the medical drama. Anna and Kim welcome trainee nurse Zoe Phelps, while Billy tries to mask his grief over Sally’s death.


■ Britain’s Top Dog (Ch4, 5.55pm) New series. Liza Tarbuck presents the competition for dogs with special skills. Stuart Hall provides the commentary.


■ Look Up In the Sky: The Amazing Story of Superman (five, 2.30pm) A history of the superhero, considering how the character evolved. Narrated by Kevin Spacey.


6.00 Milkshake! 9.00 Shake! 12.30 HouseBusters (R) (S) 1.00 five news update (S) FILM: Batman and Mr Freeze: SubZero (1998) Batman and Robin clash with cold-blooded villain Mr Freeze, who has kidnapped Batgirl to help save his dying wife. Classy animated adventure, with the voice of Kevin Conroy. (S) Look Up In the Sky: The Amazing Story of Superman (S) FILM: Superman (1978) Fantasy adventure, stam'ng Christopher Reeve as the super-powered alien who crash-lands on Earth and becomes a crusader for justice. With Gene Hackman and Margot Kidder. (S) five news and sport (S) Cricket on five England v Pakistan. Mark Nicholas Introduces highlights from the fourth and penultimate day of the First Test between the teams at Lord’s. The hosts will know all about the tourists’ strengths, after losing a series in the subcontinent last year, and they will have to excel if they are to overcome Inzamam-ul-Haq’s men here. Commentary by Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. (S) The World’s Strongest Boy The story of 11-year-old bodybuilder Richard Sandrak, who has been described as, pound for pound, the strongest human being in the world. However, medical tests revealed dangerously low body fat levels and suspicions have been raised in the medical community that the youngsters physique could only be the product of steroid use. (R) (S) FILM: Spider-Man (2002) A clumsy teenager undergoes a bizarre transformation after a bite from a genetically engineered spider. His elation at his new powers disappears when tragedy strikes, prompting him to dedicate his spidey-skills to the fight against evil. However, he faces a baptism of fire in the form of crazed villain the Green.Goblin. Breathless comic-book adventure, starring Tobey Maguire, Includes five news update. (S)


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SKY MOVIES 1 11.10 Superman II (1980) See 8.00pm.


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2.25 The ^ c o n d Jungle Book: Mowgil and Baloo (1997) Adventure sequel, stamng James Williams, Bill Campbell and Roddy McDowall. 4.00 Peter Cottontail (2005) Children’s animated adventure, with the voices of Roger Moore, Tom Kenny and Christopher Uoyd. 5.30 Green Card (1990) Romantic comedy, starring Gerard Depardieu. 7 JO Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Batman Begins (2005) Premiere. Dark comic-book adventure, stamng Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Katie Holmes and Cillian Murphy. 1 0 2 0 Hellboy (2004) Action fantasy, stam'ng Ron Periman. 1 2 2 5 Darkman It: The Return of Durant (1994) Horror, with Larry Drake. Z 0 5 Bet Your Life (2004) Action thriller, stamng Sean Carrigan. 3 JO Churchill: The Hollywood Years (2004) Comedy, starring Christian Slater, Neve Campbell, Harry Enfield and Mackenzie Crook. 5 2 5 UK Top 10 Rims currently on release.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.15 The Karate Kid (1984) See 5.50pm.


12.25 Jingle All the Way (1996) C om ^ , starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jake Uoyd, Rita Wilson and Robert Conrad. 2.15 Matilda (1996) Children’s comedy, starring Mara Wilson. 4.00 Neil Simon’s The Goodbye Girl (2004) Comedv remake, starring Jeff Daniels, Patricia Heaton and Wan Cumming. 5.50 The Karate Kid (1984) Martial arts adventure, wilh Ralph Macchio. 8.00 The Manchurian Candidate (2004) Thriller, starring Denzel Washington, Uev Schreiber, Meryl Streep and Jon Voight. 10.15 Wicker Park (2004) Drama, starring Josh Hartnett. 12.15 Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) Sci-fi horror sequel, starring Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Oded Fehr. 1.50 Hide and Seek (2000) Tense thriller, starring Daryl Hannah. 3.30 Fair Game (1995) Thriller, starring Cindy Crawford. 5.05 Jingle All the Way (1996) See 12.25pm.


SKY ONE 1Z0O Brainlac’s Blow Off 1.00 Bralniac’s Blow Off 2.00 Bralnlac’s Blow Off


3.00 Brainlac’s Blow Off 4.00 Brainiac’s Blow Off 5.00 Brainlac’s Blow Off 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons. Homer becomes an inventor. 7.30 The Simpsons. Bart looks after a nest filled wiUi eggs. 8.00 Brainlac’s Blow Off. Jon Tickle attempts to swim through treacle. 9.00 Brainiac’s Blow Off. Making armour from household objects. 10.00 Brainiac’s Blow Off. Discovering the science of urine. 11.00 Brainiac’s Blow Off 12.00 The Poseidon Adventure 1.50 Nip/Tuck 2.40 Las Vegas 3.30 Rnal Chance to Save 4 2 0 Myths, Monsters and Hobbits


BBC THREE 7.00 Film: Entrapment (1999). Crime thriller, starring Sean Connery. 8.50 Doctor Who. The planet comes under threat from the Sycorax. 9.50 Three’s Oul-Takes. A selection of hilarious blunders. 10.00 Film: Unfaithful (2002). Drama, starring Diane Lane. 12.00 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 12.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1.30 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 2.00 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 2.30 Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive 3.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 4.00 Close


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Animals 2.35 High School Reunion 3.35 The New Adventures of Superman 4.35 The New Adventures of Superman 5.35 The New Adventures of Superman 6.35 The New Adventures of Superman 7.35 Superman Returns: UK Premiere Special 8.00 Film: Peter Pan (2003). Magical adventure, starring Jason Isaacs. Including Entertainment News Update. 10.05 Supernatural. The brothers investigate a mysterious asylum. 11.05 Supernatural 12.05 Movies Now. News and reviews. 12.15 Love Island Live 1.15 The Mint 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


11.25 Big Brother Live 1.30 Totally Frank 2.00 The Album Chart Show 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Big Brother Live 6.55 Wife Swap. A fitness enthusiast moves in with an Internet buff. Last In series. 8.00 Friends. Rachel organises a farewell party for Emily. 8.30 Friends. Rachel’s date ends In disaster. 9.00 My Name Is Earl 9.30 My Name Is Eari 10.00 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut 11.00 Transmiss;ion. With the Futureheads and Damien Marley. 12,05 Big Brother Live


SKY SPORTS 1 10.30 Live Test Cricket England v PaWstan. The third day of the First Test at Lord’s, where the teams are desperate to lake the initiative in a crucial match. 7.00 Live fi^asters Football. The Southern Masters. All the action from this year's tournament at Wembley Arena. 10.00 Super League 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00 Super League 2.00 Uve Big Fight Specia. Shane Mosley v Fernando Vargas. 5.00 Moto Plus 5.30 Wild Spirits


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Live International Rugby Union. Australia v South Africa (Kick-off 11.00am). 1.00 Moto Plus 1.30 Worid Sport 2.00 Uve Rugby Union. Pumas v Blue Bulls (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.00 Uve Rugby Union. Western Province v Free State Cheetahs (Wck-off 4.00pm). 6.00 Live Super League. Hull FC v Warrington Wolves (Kick-off 6.15pm). 8.15 International Rugby Union 10.15 Premiership Years 12.15 Masters Football 3.15 Premiership Years 5.15 Sky Sports Classics 5.30 Karting


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 WWE: Bottom Line 1.00 Summer Soccer AM 3.00 Premiership Years 5.00 WWE: Srnackdown 7.00 Max Power 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 Max Power 1lJoo WWE: Smackdown 1.00 Saturday Night’s Main Event: Live. From the American Airlines Centre in Dallas, Texas. 3.00 Australian Rugby League 5.00 Motor Sport 5.30 World Sport


Batman Begins: Premiere. Comic-book adventure focusing on the earfy life of billionaire crime-fighter Bruce Wayne. Following the murder of his parents, he struggles to find dir^ion, and ends up travelling the world in search of meaning. But fate looks set to draw him back to the dark and desperate streets of Gotham City, where he must confront his fears and begin the fight against evil. Christian Bale heads the cast, while Michael Caine, Katie Holmes and Cillian Murphy co-star. (Sky Movies 1 ,8.00pm)


1.30 Monster Island (2004) Low-budget horror, with Carmen Electra. 3.15 In the Army Now (1994) Comedy, stam'ng Pauly Shore. 5.00 Welcome to Mooseport (2004) Comedy, starring Gene Hackman. 7.00 The Science of Superman The science behind the superhero's powers.


8.00 Superman II (1980) Comic-strip adventure, starring Christopher Reeve. Gene Haclman, Terence Stamp and Sarah Douglas. 10.10 Sin City (2005) Stylish comic-book thriller, starring Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Clive Owen, Jessica Alba, Elijah Wood and Rosario Dawson. 12.20 Darkman III: Die, Darkman, Ole (1996) Action thriller, stam'ng Jeff Fahey, Arnold Vosloo, Darlanne Fluege! and Roxann Dawson. 1.55 My House in Umbria (2003) Drama, starring Maggie Smith. 3.45 Inside I'm Dancing (2004) Acclaim^ drama, starring James McAvoy, Steven Robertson, Romola Garai and Brenda Fricker. 5.35 US Top 10 Rims currently on release.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.45 New York Minute (2004) See 6.05pm. 1^20 The King and I (1999) Musical animation, w'lth the voice of Miranda Richardson, Christiana Noll. Martin Vldnovic and Ian Richardson. 1.55 De-Loveiy (2004) Blopic, starring Kevin Kline. 4.00 The Karate Kid Part ll (1986) Martial arts adventure sequel, stam'ng Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita and Martin Kove. 6.05 New York Minute (2004) Family comedy, starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Eugene Levy and Andy Richter. 8.00 Melinda and Melinda (2004) Premiere. Comedy drama, stam'ng Radha M'rtchell, Will Ferrell, Jonny Lee Miller and Chiwetel Ejiofor. 10.00 Sideways (2004) Acclaimed comedy, stamng Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church. Virginia Madsen and Sandra Oh. 12.10 Bugsy (1991) Gangster thriller, stamng Warren Beatty. WO Hudson Hawk (1991) Comedy adventure, starring Bruce Wilis, Andie MacDowell, Danny Aiello and Richard E Grant. 4.15 The King and I (1999) See 12.20pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 TV's Greatest Cars 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek; Voyager 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle 8.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. New series. Former MP Neil Hamilton tests an electric chair. 9.00 Kylie: The Interview. The pop star discusses her battle with cancer. 10.00 Christian O'Connell’s Sunday Service. New series. Chat show hosted by the award-winning OJ. 11.00 Cold Case 12.0Q Deadwood 1.00 Full Force Nature *1.50 99 Most Bizarre 2.40 Battlestar Galactica 3.30 Brainiac: Science Abuse 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Honey We’re Killing the Kids. Advice for a single mum. 8.00 Rim: What Women Want (2000). Romantic comedy. 10.00 Sinchronicity. New drama series, stam'ng Paul Chequer.. 10.50 Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive. The comic hosts a panel show. 1 120 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Jonny's first date with Kate proves disastrous. 11.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Jonny’s first date with Kate proves disastrous. 1220 Ideal 12.50 Sinchronicity 1.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.40 Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive 3.10 Idea! 3.40 Close


ITV2 11.35 Emmerdale 2 25 Rim: Hulk (2003). Comlc-slrip adventure, starring Eric Bana. Including Entertainment News U(Kiate. 5.00 Coronation Street 7.00 High School Reunion. Gabe the jock’ visits Heather. 8.00 Bad Lads Army: Extreme. Troublemakers get a taste of military discipline. 9.00 Rim: Hulk (2003). Comic-strip adventure, starring Eric Bana. Including Entertainment News Update. 11.40 Coronation Street. Shelley lies to Bev about her night with Charlie. 12.10 Love Island Uve 1.10 The Mint: iTV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


E4 6.00 Big Brother Uve 12.35 Popworld 1.25 Pure T 4 1.55 Big Brother 2.55 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut 3.55 Big Brother’s Uttle Brother 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. JD takes charge of his own interns. 6.30 The War at Home. Series, starring Michael Rapaporl. 7.00 One Tree Hill. Brooke organises a beach party. 8.00 Ghost Whisperer. Paranormal drama, starring Jenn'ifer Love Hewitt. 9.00 Lost. Sawyer’s scheme is exposed. 10.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 11.05 Big Brother Live


SKY* SPORTS 1 10.30 Uve Test Cricket. England v Pakistan. The fourth and penultimate day of the Rrst Test at Lord's, where England's patched-up side will hope to close in on a much-needed victory. 7.00 Uve Masters Football. This year’s tournament continues with the London Masters at Wembley Arena, where former Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal, Wimbledon and Watford players will be in action. 10.00 Big Rght Special. Shane Mosley v Fernando Vargas. 12.00 Test Cricket 2.00 Speedway 5.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Big Rght Special 2.00 Uve Rugby League. Leigh Centurions v hluli Kingston Rovers (Kick-off 2.30pm). 4.30 Worid Sport 5.00 Seamaster Sailing 5.30 Moto Plus 6.00 Uve Speedway. Coverage of the opening round of this year’s World Cup in R^nik, Poland, where Rnland, Great Britain, Poland and Australia are the teams competing for a place in the final. 9.00 British Supertikes 12.30 Masters Football 3.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Saturday Night’s Main Event 2.00 Yachting 3.00 Seamaster Sailing 3 2 0 Wild Spirits 4.00 \N\NE: Experience 5.00 Saturday Night’s Main Event 7.00 VWVE: Experience 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum 11.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 12.00 WWE: Heat 1.00 Australian Rugby League 3.00 Rugby League 4.00 Close


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Live Test Cricket: England v Pakistan. The fourth and penultimate day of the Rrst Test at Lord’s, where England’s patched-up side will hope to close In on a much-needed victory, Michael Vaughan looks set to miss the whole series, as well as the Ashes later in the year, while Simon Jones and Ashley Giles also remain on the sidelines, so much will depend on the likes of Marcus Trescothick and Matthew Hoggard if the hosts are to prevail. (SIty Sports 1 ,10.30am)


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