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■ Robin Hood (B B C ONE , 7.05pm) New dramatisation of the legend. The peasants’ hero battles the Sheriff for the good of Nottingham and helps the suffering Scariett family.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 6028378 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S ) 78484 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (S ) 8910 12.00 B BC News; Weather (S) 7388804 12.10 Football Focus (S ) 8112303 1.00 Grandstand: Racing from A scot and Chepstow 5469991


2.15 Live Rugby Union: Bath v Ospreys Digital viewers can access the latest ■ football scores on the Interactive service. Times may vary. 89622571


4.25 B BC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 8291842


4.45 Match of the Day Live England v Macedonia (Kick-off 5.00pm). Coverage of this evening’s Euro 2008 Group E qualifier at Old Tratford, as the teams meet for the second time in the space of a month. (S) 34433736


7.05 Robin Hood New dramatisation of the legend. The peasants’ hero battles the tyrannical Sheriff for the good of Nottingham and helps the suffering Scarlett family. Jonas Armstrong stars. (S) 502113


7.50 Strictly Come Dancing Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly return for a new series of the pro-celebrity contest, in which 12 sets of partners attempt to impress viewers and judges Len Goodman, Craig Revel Horo/ood, Arlene Phillips and Bruno Tonioli with their dancing prowess. The


' female contestants are Emma Bunton, Carol Smillie, Mica Paris, Claire King, Louisa Lytton and Jan Ravens. For the men Peter Schmeichel, DJ Spoony, Jimmy Tarbuck, Mark Ramprakash, Ray Fearon and Nicholas Owen take part, while Matt Dawson appears alongside 2005 winner Lilia Kopylova. (S ) 109113


9.00 National Lottery: 1 vs 100 Dermot O ’Leary hosts the quiz in which one contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a big-money prize. Includes the National Lottery draws. (S) 954674


9.45 Strictly Come Dancing Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly return to announce which one of the celebrity males will be leaving after just one dance. (S) 305194


10.15 B BC News; Weather (S) 148755 10.35 Match of the Day Ray Stubbs presents highlights of today’s Euro 2008 fixtures, including England v Macedonia at Old Tratford. (S) 542129


11.35 Regional Programme Weatherview 794991


1.25 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (R) (S) 5970717


2.25 Match of the Day (S ) 238175 4.10 B B C News 24 87279S


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■ T h e Culture S h ow (B B C TW O , 7.40pm) In the wake of the release of his book about Monty Python, Michael Palin discusses his time as a member of the team.


6.00 CBeebies 18945 7.00 CBBC 6237910 12.00 See Hear (S) 4979939 12.45 Th e S ky at Night (R ) (S) 4638378 1.05 Th e Flying Gardener (R) (S) 44613552 1.25 Film 2006 with Jonathan Ross (R ) (S) 68255194


TWO 55 Star T rek (R) (S ) 5221823


2.45 Star Trek: Th e Next Generation (R) (S) 7874129


3.30 Star T rek: Th e Next Generation (R) IS) 3617282


4.15 FILM: Th e Shooting Party (1984) Period drama, with Edward Fox, James


. Mason, John Gielgud, Gordon Jackson and Robert Hardy. (S ) 54723945


5.50 Flog It! (R) (S) 918200 6.50 Galapagos (R) (S) 449910 7.40 Th e Culture Show In the wake of the release of his book about Monty Python, Michael Palin discusses his lime as a member of the comedy team. Eddie Izzard and Chris Addison contribute. (S) 142216


8.30 Ql Comedy panel show, hosted by Stephen Fry. Vic Reeves, Clive Anderson, Arthur Smith and Alan Davies discuss discoveries. (R ) (S) 5179


9.00 T O T P 2 A selection of hits from yesteryear by artists including Bananarama, Kylie Minogue, Eric Idle and Bryan Adams with his chart topping hit from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Plus, new performances by Richard Hawley and Jamelia. (S) 8587


9.30 It’s — the Monty Python Story Eddie Izzard investigates the evolution of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. With contributions by Frank Skinner, Robin Williams and Kevin Kline. (R) (S) 424246


10.20 Omnibus Chronicling the rise to fame of Monty Python’s Flying Circus and how the show came to an abrupt end following a series of behind-the-scenes creative battles. John Lloyd Presents. (R) (S) 626002


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Watson, Shappi Khorsandi and Jon Culshaw join host Dara O'Briain for the topical comedy quiz show, alongside regular panellists Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. (R) (S) 497129


11.45 R LM : Brazil (1985) Fabulous black cortiedy, starring Jonathan Pryce as a statistician whose discovery of a clerical error in the Ministry of Information’s files leads to conflict and disaster. Co-starring Robert De Niro, Katherine Helmond, Kim Greist and Ian Holm. (S) 96336858


2.00 B B C Learning Zone (S) 5430175


■ afterlife (ITV1, 9.35pm) Alison investigates when a bride-to-be exhibits symptoms of the disease that killed her fiance’s first wife, and re­ alises she is pos­ sessed by the woman’s spirit.


■ Bremner, Bird & Fortune (Channel 4, 8.30pm) Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune. To n y Blair enjoys living a life of luxury.


■ Law & O rd e r : Special Victims Unit (Five, 10pm) The investigation into the murder of an undercover Federal informant leads to an case of teenage prostitution.


■ Incredible An imal Journeys (B B C O N E , 8pm ) Steve Leonard charts the lives of animals in the wild, beginning a few hundred miles from the North Pole.


■ Beyond Boundaries (B B C TW O , 9pm) .Frustrations and tempers begin to show as the team face additional personal and physical challenges.


5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 64668 6.00 GM TV : Wakey! Wakey! 4170945 7.25 Toonattik (S) 99129804 9.25 Saturday Cooks — Chef v Britain (R) (S) 8529378


9.55 Saturday Cooks Live! (S) 31555945 11.30 C ITV 96858 1.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 99570397 1.35 Regional Programme I .


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2.15 Th e C o s b y Mysteries (R) (S ) 746552 3.15 F I : Japanese Grand Prix Qualifying (S) 93369397


5.10 Regional Programme 5.25 ITV News; Weather (S) 5576465 5.40 All New Y o u ’ve Been Framed! (S) 907587


6.10 Th e X Factor (S) 3759842 7.15 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway GM TV presenters Ben Shephard and Penny Smith join in the fun as they challenge the Geordie duo to a race on their wacky track. Plus, Jamiroquai perform their new single. (S ) 6187484


8.30 Th e X Factor The judges reveal which of their acts have made it through to the final 12 and will perform in the live shows. Cameras follow the hopefuls as they head home to hear the news. (S) 4337397


9.35 afterlife Alison investigates when a bride-to-be starts exhibiting symptoms of the disease that killed her husband’s first wife, and realises she is possessed by the dead woman’s spirit. Unaware of Robert’s illness, the medium struggles to understand his sudden scepticism as they argue over the best way to deal with the situation. Lesley Sharp and Andrew Lincoln star. (S) 845007


15 Mock the Week Andy Parsons, Mark


10.35 Parkinson Shane Richie discusses life after EastEnders, and Jeremy Paxman turns interviewee for the evening. Actress Sheila Hancock also appears, and Corinne Bailey Rae provides music. (S) 464397


11.35 r r v News; Weather (S) 779736 I I .


offering viewers the chance to use their skill and judgement to win nightly cash prizes of up to £50,000; ITV News Headlines 27033194


3.35 Trading Treasures From East Sussex. (R) (S) 58034243


4.00 ITV Nightscreen 41224 4.30 ITV Morning News (S) 25663 5.00 F I : Japanese Grand Prix Live The 17th and penultimate round of the season at Suzuka (Start-time 6.00am). (S) 694311


6.00 Cubeez (R) (S) 4954281 6.10 Th e Hoobs (R ) (S) 3777520


45 Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S)


6.35 Th e Hoobs (R) (S) 1590991 7.00 FIA G T Championship 75849 7.30 British G T Championship 87484 8.00 Th e Morning Line (S) 8713129 8.55 T4 : Futurama (R) (S) 4934216 9.20 T4 : Friends (R) (S) 4653587 9.55 T4 : Princess Nikki (S) 1543129 10.30 T4 : Popworld (S ) 4309755 11.20 T4 : Friends (R) (S) 8773755 11.50 T4 : Totally Boyband (S) 4639649 12.30 T4 : Freaky (S ) 86620 1.00 T4 : Charmed (R) (S) 87303 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from York and Bangor-on-Dee Including the 3.45 Coral Sprint Trophy (H ’cap) (6i). (S) 8755


4.00 A Place in the Sun (R) (S) 533 4.30 FILM: Overboard (1987) Comedy,


starring Goldie Hawn. (S) 90620


6.30 Channel 4 News (S) 291705 6.55 Ballet Changed My Life: Ballet Hoo! Documentary series following a project in which Birmingham Royal Ballet joined forces with local authorities to help turn around the lives of 200 troubled youngsters. Last in series. (S) 62446026


8.30 Bremner, Bird 8i Fortune Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune. Tony Blair enjoys living a life of luxury, being fed grapes in a bath of


. champagne, while eco-friendly Tory leader David Cameron has a solar panel nailed to his head. The sharp-tongued trio also take a radically different look ath the week as they engage in a spot of DIY. (S) 84939


9.30 FILM: A Knight’s Tale (2001) A poverty- stricken squire poses as a knight, launching himself on the road to riches and romance. Entertaining action-packed comedy, starring Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Alan Tudyk, Rufus Sewell and Paul Bettany. (S) 309939


12.00 4Music: Digital Music Awards 2006 Highlights of the ceremony. 3898866


50 Make Y o u r Play Interactive game show


12.15 4Music: Album Chart Show: Beck Special Tracks from the artist’s new album. 36798


12.45 4Music: T B A : Th e Zutons (R) (S) 569088


1.45 4Music: Rockfeedback 24953 2.15 4Music: 4Play: Th e Datsuns The New Zealand band perfomi live. 8052040


2.30 FILM: Brown Sugar (2002) Premiere. . Romantic drama, with Taye Diggs. (S) 377663


4.25 Thunder Races 6131934 5.25 Countdown Richard Digance quests. (R) (S) 3959084


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6.00 Sunrise 4665945 6.55 Milkshake! 91977549 9.05 Shake! 35153113 11.40 The Gadget S h ow (R) (S ) 8699533 12.25 Built for the Kill (R ) (S ) 8182804 1.00 FILM: Colombo: Dead Weight (1971) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk, Eddie Albert, Suzanne Pleshette and John Kerr. (S ) 38715228


2.40 FILM: Blindfold (1965) Spy spoof, starring Rock Hudson. (S ) 92094026


4.35 R LM : Two Came Back (1997) A group of teenagers brave untold perils on a


seafaring journey to deliver a boat to


Vancouver. Adventure, starring Melissa Joan Hart. (S ) 90756115


6.20 House (R ) (S) 2663587 7.10 five n ews and sport (S ) 8502571 7.20 NC IS Th e team uncover alarming links between the murder of a petty officer and a drug ring, and notice odd personality traits in a group of investigators assigned to help them on the case, (S) 2788465


8.10 NC IS Ducky is called in to identify three bodies found stuffed inside a barrel, and gradually realises they include the corpses of a sheriff and prosecutor who worked with him on a harrowing rape case 10 years previously. (S) 3856194


9.00 CSI: Cr ime Scene Investigation The team investigate the murder of a waiter at the home of an ageing showgirl (guest star Faye Dunaway). A connection is made between a singer and the victim when Grissom finds a pipe used to smoke drugs, and Catherine learns her lather may be one of the suspects. Meanwhile, Sara and Greg discover SI million in old banknotes hidden under the floor of a closet. (R) (S) 1053295


10.00 Law & O rd er: Special Victims Unit The investigation into the murder of an undercover Federal informant leads to an international case of teenage prostitution. Hard-hitting and emotional series chronicling the life and work of the New York Police Department, starring Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay and Pam Grier. (S ) 7152084


11.00 FILM: Disclosure (1994) An executive discovers a massive corruption scandal within his company while fighting allegations of sexual harassment. Unconvincing steamy thriller, starring Michael Douglas. (S ) 71636262


1.20 Quiz Call Interactive game show giving viewers the chance to phone in and ans­ wer questions for cash prizes. 57070682


5.35 Wildlife S O S The work of a wildlife sanctuary. (R) (S ) 61398359


6.00 Breakfast (S) 510359 9.00 Sunday AM (S) 40359 10.00 Heaven & Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S ) 51330


11.00 Countryfile (S) 48866 12.00 Regional Programme 1.00 Regional Programme 1.30 Keeping Up Appearances (R) (S) 5552408


2.05 EastEnders (S) 516040 3.55 Points of View (S) 7179048 4.10 Jonathan Ross’s World of Robin Hood (S ) 9073021


5.10 Jane Eyre Jane questions her feelings for Rochester. (R) (S) 3049663


6.10 Son gs of Praise (S) 978055 6.45 Antiques Roadshow (S) 962934 7.35 B B C News; Regional News; Weather (S ) 844175


8.00 Incredible Animal Journeys New series. Steve Leonard charts the lives of animals in the wild, beginning a few hundred miles from the North Pole, where he follows the trail of a mother polar bear and her cub, (S ) 6069


9.00 Jane Eyre After fulfilling her dying aunt’s last wishes, Jane returns to Thomfield Hall — only to find Mr Rochester is set to wed Blanche. However, after she confesses her love, he shares his true feelings and asks for her hand in marriage instead. While all seems well at first, a ghostly figure begins to torment Jane as the wedding day draws near. Drama, with Ruth Wilson and Toby Stephens. (S) 6205


10.00 B B C News; Weather (S) 222683 10.15 Panorama John Sweeney investigates the rise and fall of David Mackenzie Mills, the estranged husband of Culture Secretary Tessa Jewell. He uncovers a tale of mystery payments and police raids as he charts how the left-wing Camden councillor found himself at the centre of the biggest public health investigation in Italian history. (S) 996934


10.55 FILM: Sommersby (1993) Intriguing romantic drama. American Civil War veteran Richard Gere returns to his Tennessee home town and put-upon wife Jodie Foster — but his reappearance leads to suspicion; (S) Weatherview 70211040


12.50 Sign Zone: Who Do You Thin k You Are? Barbara Windsor traces her family tree. (R) 5206064


1.50 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 5769593 2.50 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R)


(S) 3689354 3.40 B B C News 24 (S) 15695335


6.00 CBeebies 23999 7.00 CBBC 687021 10.00 Something for the Weekend (S) 51088 11.30 Planet Food (S) 3243 12.00 FILM: Love After Death (1998) Romantic drama, starring Walter Matthau. (S) 94682


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1.30 Sunday Grandstand: International Football 60044066


I . 45 Rugby League 2419224


2.30 Rugby Union A look ahead to this afternoon’s Anglo-Welsh Cup Group B clash between London Wasps and London Irish. 7748750


3.15 Live Rugby Union: London Wasps V London Irish Times may vary. 72813412


5.30 Wild Provence (R) (S) 392 6.00 Seal Sanctuary The Fame Islands’ seal colony. (R) (S) 521205


6.10 Natural World The lives of a Yellowstone National Park wolf pack. (R) (S) 914137


7.00 Strictly Come Dancing Edited highlights of last night’s opening episode, in which famous faces including Emma Bunton, Carol Smillie, Mica Paris, Jimmy Tarbuck, Peler Schmeichel and Matt Dawson put on their dancing shoes. (S) 8663


8.00 Dragons’ Den: Where Are Th e y Now? Evan Davis presents the second in a two-part documentary revisiting entrepreneurs from series two. Among those featured are Julie White with her Truly Madly Baby business. (S) 7311


9.00 Beyond Boundaries Frustrations and tempers begin to show as the team face additional personal and physical challenges, including lion and hippo attacks on the Namibian border and 40- degree heat. (S) 7175


10.00 FILM: My Summer of Love (2004) Premiere. Drama, based on Helen Cross’s novel about two women from very different backgrounds who fall in love with each other. Starring Nathalie Press and Emily Blunt. (S) 4875359


I I . guest star. (R) (S) 282088


11.55 Golf The Dunhill Links Championship. Highlights of the fourth and final day’s play at St Andrews, where the players still in contention are looking to capture Colin Montgomerie’s crown. 385224


12.55 Arrested Development Frankie Muniz guest stars. (S) 6414996


1.15 Arrested Development (S) 2463480


1.40 Close 2.00 B B C Learning Zone (S) 5407847


■ What We Did O n O u r Holiday ( i tv l , 9pm| Shane Richie stars as a man who takes his parents . on holiday to Malta - where his father announces he intends to find his long-lost son.


■ Decoding Da Vinci (4, 6 40pm) New inree-part series focusing on the issues raised by Dan Brown’s international bestseller Th e Da Vinci Code.


■ Birth Night — U ve (five, 8pm) Documentary exploring the miracle of pregnancy, and hoping to show the UK’s first televised natural birth as it happens.


8.00 GMTV: Toonattik 3050205 11.30 Open Season on C ITV 1992040 l 'i .5 5 Crocodile Hunter Diaries (S) 2223682 12.15 The Sunday Edition (S) 277595 1.15 Regional Programme 1.20 The X Factor (R) (S) 3554917 2.25 The X Factor (R) (S) 1973311 3.30 F I : Japanese Grand Prix (R) 202069 6.00 Regional Programme 6.25 Regional Programme 6.40 ITV News; Weather (S) 214663 7.00 Emmerdale Family Album A retrospective look at the Tates, who arrived in the Dales in 1989. Featuring interviews with Claire King (Kim), Leah Bracknell (Zee), Peter Amory (Chris) and Emma Atkins (Charity). (R) (S) 9089


7.30 Coronation Street Bev and the Rovers staff prepare for the joint stag and hen parties, while an anxious Fred tells Ashley about Audrey’s revelation. Craig and Rosie plan their escape. (S) 595


8.00 The Royal When the X-ray machine breaks down, Carnegie has to tell the hospital staff they won’t be getting a replacement — meaning patients will have to be taken elsewhere. Dr Makori gels a crash course in dealing with the locals as she struggles to treat a complex ailment, while a window cleaner is injured alter trying to beat a hasty retreat from his manied girlfriend’s bedroom. Robert Cavanah stars. (S) 1137


9.00 What We Did O n O u r Holiday Shane Richie stars in this one-off drama about a man who takes his parents on holiday to Malta, where he plans to tell his ailing father (Only Fools and Horses actor. Roger Lloyd Pack) that he’s going to have to go into a nursing home. However, his dad announces his own reason for coming to the island — he fathered a son there during his war service and is determined to track him down, Pauline Collins and Angeline Ball co-star. (S) 4224


25 Extras Chris Martin and Ronnie Corbett


11.00 rrv News; Weather (S) 243224 11.15 F I : Japanese Grand Prix Highlights Action from the 17th and penultimate round of the season at Suzuka, a circuit that will temporarily disappear from the calendar next year in place of the Fuji Speedway. (S ) 679205


12.20 Champions League Weekly A reviev/ of the matchday two fixtures, (S) 8672151


12.45 Faith and Music (S) 6820460 1.35 Make Y ou r Play; ITV News Headlines


4.05 Th e Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 6124644 5.00 r r v Nightscreen 83460


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6.10 Th e Hoobs (R) (S) 3744392 6.35 Th e Hoobs (R) (S) 1567663 7.00 Transworld Sport (S ) 17156 8.00 World Superbikes 43798 8.30 Freesports on 4 42069 9.00 T 4 : Popworld Performances by the Kooks, James Morrison and Infernal. (R)


(S ) 1553446


9.50 T 4 : Hollyoaks (S) 29187663 12.20 T 4 : Slave to Fashion (S ) 5190934 1.20 T 4 : Girls Aloud: Off the Record (S) 68218663


1.50 T4 : Beauty and the Geek The couples treat their partners to something special. Last in series. (S) 5423408


2.50 T4 : Smallville: Superman the Early Years (S) 5433972


3.50 T4 : Charmed (S) 6847021 4.50 Men iri White Painting solutions for a reluctant home decorator. Last in series. (S ) 6952021


5.55 D e a lo rN oD e a l (S )2P 7 9 7 2 6.40 Decoding Da Vinci New three-part series focusing on the issues raised by Dan Brown’s international bestseller The Da Vinci Code. Dan Rivers explores secret societies, penetrating the Freemasons to find out exactly what their rituals involve. He also travels to Hertfordshire in search of the Knights Templar’s descendants, and meets a clandestine organisation that claims to be a country. (S) 699576


7.40 Channel 4 News (S) 907156 8.00 100 Funniest Moments Rob Brydon narrates a compilation of hilarious slip­ ups, gaffes and forgotten gags from chat- shows and hidden camera pranks to stand-up comedy spots and Internet attachments. Featuring Interviews with Jon Culshaw, Meera Syal, Michael Barrymore, Paul Kaye and the Jackass team, who voice their opinions on the 100 most controversial, unexpected and unintentionally funny moments of all time. (R) (S) 74680408


12.05 4Music Presents: Je t The Australian rockers perform. (S) 4642267


12.35 T B A : Pussycat Dolls A one-off performance by the Pussycat Dolls. (R) (S) 6839118


1.25 World Superbikes Th e 12th and final round of the campaign at Magny-Cours,


2.25 T h e Album Chart Show (R) 9289489 2.50 KOTV (S) 8988267 3.20 FIA G T Championship (R) 45555335 3.50 British G T Championship 58086606 4.20 Thun de r Races 6109335 5.20 Countdown (R) (S) 3772575


6.00 Milkshake! 3219601 9.00 Shake! 57455392 I ,


five 05 .five news update (S) 59244527


1;10 Fifth Gear Andrew Flintoff guests. (R) (S) 54464408


5 FILM: Columbo: How to Dial a Murder (1978) A renowned psychologist uses his unique mind-control powers to commit a bizarre murder. Ingenious detective drama, starring Peter Falk, NIcol Williamson and Kim Cattrali. (S ) 5862476


iO FILM: The Caine Mutiny (1954) Navy officers rebel against their ship’s captain, only to face a court-martial back on dry land. Wartime drama, starring Humphrey Bogart. (S) 34637214


0 five news and sport (5 ) 3038224'


10 FILM: The Wind in the Willows (1996) Terry Jones, Nicol Williamson, Eric Idle and Steve Coogan star in this charming live-action version of Kenneth Grahame’s classic tale about riverbank creatures battling to thwart the evil weasels. (S) 48694663


10 Birth Night — Live Documentary exploring how babies are bom, hoping to show the UK ’s first televised natural birth as it happens. Th e programme explains the techniques behind a new ’natural Caesarean’ technique, and highlights the anxieties and drama of pregnancy. It also includes an interview with Julie Carles, who had quadruplets in March and is part of tomorrow night’s Extraordinary People show on five. Gabby Logan, Penny Lancaster and Andrew Castle present. (S) 6607999


10.00 FILM: Sleeping with the En emy (1991) Julia Roberts stars as a battered wife who fakes her own death to escape her brutal husband and start a new life elsewhere. Unluckily for her, he sees through her desperate plan — and resolves to hunt his unsuspecting spouse down. This taut suspense thriller has no problem keeping viewers gripped right to the very end. Patrick Berqin is suitably sinister as the violent villain, while Kevin Anderson and Elizabeth Lawrence co- star. (S )2900953


I I . 55 The X Games XII Highlights of the latest


meeting from Los Angeles, featuring the debut of two new events — BMX Big Air and Rally Car. 8918682


12.55 Major League Baseball Jonathan Gould and Josh Chetwynd introduce action from the American and National League Divisional play-offs. 13640335


30 Dutch Football Heerenveen v PSV Eindhoven. (R) 9249460


SKY MOVIES 1 11.05 A Simple Twist of Fate (1994) See 6.00pm.


12.55 Voyage of the Unicom Part one of two. Fantasy adventure, star­ ring Beau Bridges.


2.25 Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas (2005) Drama, starring Christina Applegate. 4.00 House Arrest (1995) Comedy, starring Jamie Lee Curtis. 6.00 A Simple Twist of Fate (1994) Emotional drama, stamng Steve Martin.


8.00 Out of Sight (1998) Crime caper, stam'ng George Clooney. 10.05 21 Grams (2003) Acclaimed drama, starring Sean Penn. 12.15 Jersey Girt (2004) Drama, starring Ben Affleck. 2.05 Fat Slags (2004) Tawdry comedy, starring Rona Allen. 3.35 Jessica Two-part drama, starring Sam Neill. 5.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.10 Thunderbirds (2004) See 5.40pm.


1.00 Under Wraps (1997) Spooky adventure, starring Adam Wylie. 2.40 Air Bud: Worid Pup (2000) Family comedy, stam'ng Kevin Zegers.


4.10 Tom and Jerry: Blast Off to Mars (2005) Animated adventure, with the voice of Billy West.


5.40 Thunderbirds (2004) Uve action adventure, starring Bill Paxton. 7.30 S.ky Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


8.00 Fantastic Four (2(X)5) Premiere. (Comic-book adventure, starring loan Grtiffudd.


10.00 (Catwoman (2004) Comic-book adventure, stam'ng Halle Berry. 11.50 Fantastic Four (2005) See 8.00pm. 1.40 Nine Months (1995) Comedy, starring Hugh Grant. 3.30 Runnin’ Home (1999) Drama, stam'ng Claudia Christian. 5.10 Air Bud: World Pup (2000) See 2.40pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Dinotopia 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek; Voyager 3.00 Star Trek; Voyager 4.00 Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 5.00 Slargale SG-1


6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons. Bart and Homer try to build a robot. 7.30 The Simpsons. Bart is sent to a (xrrrec- tional facility. 8.00 The Premiership’s Greatest Foreign Players 10.00 The Match: The Story So Far 11.00 When Sport Stars See Red 1.00 A Town Called Eureka 1.50 Nip/Tuck 2.40 Pop Years 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager 5.10 Star Trek; Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Match of the Day Uve. Denmark v Northern Ireland (Kick-off 7.00pm). 9.05 The Real Hustle. The team show the simplicity of stealing a car with the use of some Intelligent role-playing, and how a mock auction can con people into paying large sums of money for cheap goods. 9.35 Film: Vims (1999). Sci-fi thriller, starring Jamie Lee Curtis. 11.05 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 11.35 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 12.05 Utile Miss Jocelyn 1Z35 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 1.05 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 1.35 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 1.55 I’m With Stupid 2.25 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 2.55 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 3.25 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 3.55 Close


9.25 Emmerdale 12.35 Coronation Street 3.00 Holidays Undercover 4.05 Make Me Rich 4.35 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 5.05 The Departed: DiCaprio Arrives — ITV Movie Special 5.35 High School Reunion 6.35 The New Adventures of Superman 7.35 The New Adventures of Superman 8.35 The New Adventures of Superman 9.35 The XIra Factor Meet the Rnalists 10.35 Rim: Twister (1996). Action thriller, with Bill Paxton. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.45 The X Factor 1.45 . The X Factor 2.50 Playdata: ITV Play 3.10 Emmerdale 6.00 Close '


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11.00 Best of the Fesis 12.55 TBA: The Killers 2.00 The Album Chart Show 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.35 Friends 6.05 Lost. Sun learns she is pregnant. 7.05 Invasion. Jesse meets a beautiful stranger. 8.00 Friends


8.30 Fnends. Rachel’s ex-fiance gels mamed. 9.00 100 Greatest: The Ultimate Chart. Britain’s best-selling songs from the past 50 years. 12.05 Pom: A Family Business 12.40 Lost 1.35 Invasion 2.30 Pom: A Family Business 3.00 TBA: The Killers 4.00 Switched Upl 4.20 Switched Upl 4.45 Switched Upl 5.05 Switched Upl 5.30 Switched Upl 5.55 Close


SKY SPORTS 1


1Z00 Uve Football League. Nottingham Forest v Scunthorpe United (Kick­ off 12.15pm). 2.30 Uve International Football. Wales v Slovakia (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.00 Uve International Football. Scotland v France (Kick-off 5.00pm). 7.30 International Fcxitball. England v Macedonia, 9.00 International Football. A round-up of the latest Euro 2008 qualifiers. 11.00 Champions League Weekly. A review of the matchday two fixtures. 11 JO


nternational Football 1.00 International Football 3.00 Champions League ' Weekly 3.30 Rugby Union


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O U T O F S IG H T : Steven Soderbergh’s sizzling adaptab’on of the Elmore Leonard novel, starring George Clooney as chamiing bank robber Jack Foley, a career criminal who breaks out of jail, taking U S Marshal Jennifer Lopez hostage in the process. She escapes and sets out to track him down and bring him to justice — but as the chase intensifies, so do their feelings for one another, and she begins to doubt whether she can do her job. TVing Rhames, Michael Keaton and Dennis Farina also star. (Sky Movies 1 ,8pm)


1 LM^Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) See 6.25pm. 1.10 Voyage of the Unicom Concluding part. The family continue ineir


2.45 The Boy Who Could Fly (1986) Bittersweet family drama, stamng Jay Underwood.


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4.35 Rrst Daughter (2004) Romantic comedy, stamng Katie Holmes. 6.25 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) Teen drama, star- rina Undsay Lohan, Adam Garda. Glenne Headly and Alison Pili. 8.(K) Michael Collins (1996) Fact-based political drama stamng bam Neeson, Uam Neeson. Julia Roberts. Alan Rickman and Aidan Quinn. 10.15 Hide and Seek (2004) Chilling thriller, stamng Robert De Niro. 12.00 Outrage (1998) Drama, starring Rob Lowe. 1.45 K’s All Gone Pete Tong (2004) Comedy, stamng Paul Kaye. 3.30 Jessica Conclusion. Fact-based drama, stamng Sam Neiii. 5.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


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SKY MOVIES 2 10 30 Fantastic Four (2005) See 4.00pm.


Lambert. Amanda Waving and Steven Webb. 4.00 Fantastic Four (2005) Comic-book adventure, stamng loan


Gruffudd. Jessica Alba, Chris Evans and Michael Chiklis. 6.00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (20(M) Family come­ dy starring Anne Hathaway. Julie Andrews and Hector Elizondo. 8 00 CalMorv 7: The End of the World A saentist teams up with a storm-chSer to investigate incidents of extreme weather conditions across


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Johnny Messner. 4.45 The King and I (1999) See 12.20pm.


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12 20 The King and I (1999) Musical animation, with the voice of Miranda Richardson, Christiane Noll. Martin Vidnovic and Ian Richardson. 210 The Princess and the Pea (2001) Animated fantasy, with Nigel


SKY ONE 12.00 Robot Wars: The Fifth Wars 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star


Trek; Voyager 3.00 The Simpsons 3.30 Robbie Williams Uve: A Close Encounter 5.00 The Match 6.00 The Simpsons. Homer fears the apocalypse is imminent. 6.30 The Simpsons. Marge loses all memory of Homer’s identity. 7.00 The Match. Celebrity XI v Legends XI (Kick off 8.15pm). 10.30 Asbo Fever. The top 10 strangest Asbos. Last in series. 11.30 Cold Case. Rush investigates the murder of a bank teller. 12.30 Steven Gerrard — A Year in My Ufe 1.25 Brainiac: History Abuse 2.15 Pop Years 3.05 Star Trek; Voyager 3.55 Killing Mum & Dad 4.45 Totally Out of Control 5.35 America’s Dumbest Criminals


BBC THREE 7.00 Robin Hood. Dramatisation of the legend. 7.45 The Real Hustle


8.00 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife 9.00 Little Britain. With Richard Madeley and Judy Rnnigan. 9.30 The Catherine Tate Show 10.00 I’m With Stupid 10.30 The 34 Stone Teenager 11.25 The Real Hustle 11.55 Jonathan Ross’s Japanorama 12.25 Scissor Sisters at Radio 1. The American pop band take over the BBC radio station. 1.10 I’m With Stupid 1.40 The 34 Stone Teenager 2,40 The Body of Adolf Hitler 3.35 Jonathan Ross’s Japanorama 4.05 Close


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ITV2 9.55 Emmerdale 1.15 Rim: Twister (1996). Action thriller, with Bill Paxton.


Including Entertainment News Update. 3.15 Coronation Street 5.35 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 6.50 The X Factor. The remaining acts visit the judges’ homes. 7.55 The X Factor. The final 12 contestants are revealed. 9.00 The Xtra Factor Meet the Rnalists 10.00 Entourage. Vince and Eric grow dissatisfied with An. 10.30 The Office: An American Workplace 11.00 Best Man’s Speed! 12.00 Coronation Street 12.30 Entourage 1.00 The Office: An American Workplace 1.30 Playdate: ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


11.00 Best of the Fests 2.10 T4; Popworld 3.00 Young, Sexy and Spoiled 4.00 Reunion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. Part two of two. A favourite patient nears death. 6.30 The War at Home 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Friends. Ross reveals hts sauciest fantasy. 8.30 Friends. Ross prepares to make an important speech. 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 The Sopranos. Gossip is rife about Vito’s secret life. 11.10 Hollyoaks: In the City 12.15 Scrubs 12.40 The War at Home 1.10 Ghost Whisperer 2.05 The Sopranos 3.00 Hollyoaks: In the City 4.00 Reunion 4.40 Switched Up! 5.05 Switched Up! 525 Switched Upl 5.50 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Uve Football League. Brighton & Hove Albion V Blackpool (Kick-off 1.30pm). 320 Live Football League. Grimsby Town V Hereford United (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.00 Live Rugby League. Hull KR V Widnes Vikings or Whitehaven (Kick-off 6.00pm). 8.00 Live Horse of the Year Show. The final day of the event at the Birmingham NEC. 11.00 Football League Review. A round-up of recent matches. 12.00 international Cricket 2.00 Football League Review 3.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 9.30 Horse of the Year Show 12.30 Live European Tour Golf. The Dunhill Links Championship. 5.30 A1 Grand Prix 7.00 Bowls. The Waterloo Bowls Championships final. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Chiysler Classic of Greensboro. 11.00 European Tour Golf. The Dunhill Links Championship. 1.00 Rugby League 3.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 10.00 Uve International Cricket. West Indies v Zimbabwe. 6.00 WWE: Heat 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 WWE Special 11.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum 12.00 WWE: Late Night — Heat 1.00 Horse of the Year Show 4,00 Close


LIVE EURO P EAN T O U R G O L F : T h e Dunhill Links Championship. Th e fourth and final day’s play at St Andrews, where Colin Montgomerie continues the defence of the title he won In 2005. Monty managed to overturned a five-shot deficit to lift the crown last year, snatching victory from playing partner Kenneth


- Ferrie, who could not master the gusting winds at St Andrews’ Old Course, but still secured an impressive second place. (Sky Sports 2 ,12.30pm)


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