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■ Casualty (BBC1,8.35pm) Nathan is angry about his injury, and accuses of not disposing of the needle, sug­ gesting his illness means he's unfit Comfort is threat­ ened by a patient.


6.00 Breakfast (S) 6512018 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 80768 11.30 ATaste of My Lite (S) 8872 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 1028292 12.10 Footbaii Focus (S) 2633747 1.00 Grandstand: Canoeing 69872834 Glorious Goodwood Uve coverage of this afternoon's feature races from Glorious Goodwood, including the 2.00 Vodafone ThoroughbreJ Stakes (1 m) and the 2.30 Vodafone Nassau Stakes (1 m 20.35707698 Golf: The Women’s Open Times may vary. 7239501 Final Score 2656211 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 6892563 The Green Green Grass (R) (S) 143 Weakest Link (R) (S) 594018 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? The 51 women chosen from the auditions perfonn at Andrew Lloyd Webber's personal theatre, hoping to be selected as one of the 10 finalists. Graham Norton presents. (S) 203414 The National Lottery; In It to Win It Dale Winton hosts the quiz show, including the Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws. (S) 942037 Casualty Nathan is angry about his injury, and accuses Sam of not disposing of the needle, suggesting his illness means he’s unfit to work. (S) 716969 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Having narrowed the group down to 20, judges David Ian, Zoe Tyler and John Barrowman Iry lo choose the hall who will make it through to compete for the audience’s vote. (S) 962582


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10.00 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 542650


10.20 FILM: Lake Placid (2000) A group of misfits, including a palaeontologist, a game warden and a backwoods sheriff, unite to investigate a mysterious death — only to find themselves up against a man-eating 30ft crocodile with an insatiable appetite. Joyously daft tongue- in-cheek horror that blatantly — although effectively — ransacks the Jaws legacy, slarring Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson and Betty White. (3)4507673


11.35 FILM: Raw Deal (1986) Fortner FBI ageni Arnold Schwarzenegger is offered a chance to regain his job — but only if he agrees to infiltrate the Chicago undenvortd. Thriller, with Kathryn Harrold; (S) Weathen/iew 547414


1.20 BBC News 24 26165167


■ The Story of Light Enter­ tainment (BBC2,9.25pm) The stars of radio, many of whom went on to televi­ sion success, tak­ ing with them new entertainment for­ mats and shows.


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6.00 CBeebies 81259 7.00 CBBC 5005679 12.00 Talking Movies (S) 9644650 12.25 Star Trek (R) (S) 2652872 I.


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2.45 FILM: Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (l957) An American’s fraught relationship with a nun turns into love as the two are left stranded on a Pacific island. Beautifully simple wartime romance, stam'ng Robert Milchum. (S) 28774921


4.30 Golf: The Women’s Open Hazel Irvine presenis live coverage of the closing stages of the third round at Royal Lylham & St Annas Golf Club, where Jeong Jang is reigning champion. (S) 5606414


5.50 Coast The Royal Navy dockyard at Portsmouth. (R) (S) 490582


6.00 Flog It! From Peterborough. (R) 29747 7.00 BBC Proms 2006 The National Youth Orchestra perform at the Royal Albert Hall, with veteran conductor Colin Davis leading them through Sibelius’s Seventh Symphony and Pohjola’s Daughter. (S) 22969


9.00 Grumpy Old Holidays Celebrities offer their irreverent perspectives on camping holidays, recalling leaking tents, tiny caravans and the great British seaside holiday — complete with August sleet. 453872


9.25 The Story of Light Entertainment Stephen Fry traces how stars of radio made the transition to TV, taking with them new entertainment formats and shows like Liltle Britain and Hancock’s Half-Hour. Terry Wogan and Clive James explain why radio still appeals to them despite their small- screen success. Contributors include Jimmy Savile, Tony Blackburn and Johnnie Walker. (S) 2366722


10.55 Laughter in the House The origins of Ihe British sitcom from its roots in American variety programmes such as The Jack Benny Show, to its British incarnations in The Glums and Life with the Lyons. (S) 849308


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5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 93582 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 7715124 7.25 Toonattik (S) 59683327 ^25 Saturday Cooks Live! (S) 86570389 11.00 Quincy ME (R) (S) 27414 12.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 3945650 12.05 Regional Programme 12.10 FI: Hungarian Grand Prix Qualifying Live coverage of this afternoon's session from the Hungaroring in Budapest, where pole position will be vital on a track where overtaking opportunities are limited. (S) 14898747


2.25 Pulling Power (S) 62726921


2.55 GP2 (S) 4606766 3.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) 2324292


3.55 The Rockford Files (R) (S) 4804650


4.55 Regional Programme 5.10 ITV News and Sport; Weather 9135292 5.25 FILM: Back to the Future Part II (1989) Riotous sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Michael J Fox as lime-travelling teenager Marty McFly, whose latest adventures take him far into the 21 si century. With Christopher Lloyd. (S) 39353476


7.25 Prehistoric Park Nigel Marven travels ■ back through lime to the early cretaceous period, using CGI animation to rescue bizarre feathered dinosaurs and bring them to life in the 21st century. Narrated by David Jason. 260969


6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 3302476 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 2465834 7.00 G4 Land Rover Challenge 2006 20501 7.30 British F3 intemationai Series 16308 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 5444230 8.55 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S) 6872698


9.25 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 1125132


9.55 T4; Friends (R) (S) 1607747 10.25 T4: Chancers 2006: The Auditions 9360785


10.40 T4: Big Brother; Live Eviction (R) (S) 9094308


11.45 T4; Chancers 2006: The Auditions 4290124


12.00 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S) 69227


1.00 T4: Charmed (R) (S) 34679 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket and Windsor (S) 4785


12.30 T4: Miami Vice: T4 Movie Speciai 39124


4.00 A Place in the Sun (R) (S) 389 4.30 API’s 100 Years — 100 Songs


8.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives — with Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and 50-50 available to them if they get stuck. (R) (S) 826650


9.25 Diamond Geezer Feature-length drama, starring David Jason and Stephen Wight. Des is reaching the end of a three-year prison sentence, but is far from being a reformed character as he carefully plans the perfect mullimillion-pound diamond robbery, hoping his incarceration will offer a watertight alibi. (R) (S) 25646056


11.25 ITV News; Weather (S) 846056 11.40 Love Island: The Story So Far A chance to catch up with the week’s


Big-screen adaptation of the TV series about the life of working-class East Ender Alf Garnett. Disappointing comedjr, starring Warren Mitchell, Dandy Nichols and Una Stubbs. (S) 881360


1.30 Close 88032 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 7244631


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.events on the island. With Feame Cotton and Patrick Kielty. (S) 802747


4.35 Trading Treasures Two learns battle it out in Essex. (R) (S) 25610254


5.00 n v Nightscreen Behind Ihe scenes of ITV programmes. 59544


12.10 Quizmania Live interactive show offering viewers the chance to phone in and lake part in all manner of games; ITV News Headlines 78876070


7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 869018 7.25 The Great British Biack Invasion One-off documentary following the story of Britain’s black population from the late 1950s to the present day, with a look at why individuals from the Caribbean and Africa decided lo settle in the country. With contributions by Unford Christie, Paul Boateng, Trevor Nelson, Ekow Eshun as well as a bus conductor from Barbados and a Jamaican nurse. (S) 65466414


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9.25 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S) 515563


10.25 FILM: Jackass: The Movie (2002) Premiere. Johnny Knoxville and co bring the series to the big screen, performing a variety of stunts from the crazy to Ihe downright painful. Anarchic comedy, with Bam Margera. (S) 407037


12.10 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut A peep into Ihe house's most secret room. 8577322


12.05 Muse: Video Exclusive The band's latest promo for new single Starlight. 7563051


1.10 4Music Presents: The Futureheads Miquita Oliver interviews the band. (R) (S) 7909525


1.40 4Play: Ray Lamontagne A performance by the singer-songwriter. (S) 4526235


1.55 Big Brother Live 66348186 5.00 30 Minutes (R) (S) 3758612 5.25 Countdown (R) (S) 6559964


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■ Prehistoric Park (ITV1,7.2Spm) Nigel Marven trav­ els back through time to the early cretaceous period, using animation to rescue feathered dinosaurs and bring them to life.


■ Big Brother (Channel 4, 9.25pm) Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the Big Brother house. Rnd out how the housemates are coping after last nights eviction.


■ Law & Order: Special Victims


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A body is found in a luggage com­ partment, leading investigators to further discoveries as a paedophile ring is exposed.


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9.05 Shake! 69798056 11.45 The Best of Fifth Gear (S) 7884786 12.45 FILM: Caravan to Vaccares (1974) An American drifter is hired lo escort a Hungarian scientist to New York — with territying results. Far-fetched action thriller, starring Charlotte Rampling and David Bimey. (S) 92777263


2.35 FILM: Jane Eyre (1996) Emotional retelling ol Charlotte Bronte’s tale of an oqihan girl who becomes governess in a Yorkshire mansion, and falls in love with her employer. Charlotte Gainsbourg stars. (S) 51228414


4.40 five news and sport (S) 15037853 5.00 Live Football Newcastle United v Villarreal (Kick-off 5.00pm). This evening’s pre-season friendly at St James' Park, where the home fans will be hoping new signing Damien Duff gets a run out. 43375698


■ The Miracles of Jesus (BBC One 6.35pm) Rageh Onnaar explores the meaning of Christ's miracles, examining how they provide clues to His identity.


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7.15 Crickel on five England v Pakistan. Mark Nicholas introduces action from the second day of the Third Test at Headingley. Commentary by Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. (S) 3108143


8.00 NCIS The team investigate the disappearance of a Marine and discover three former members of his unit have died recently, leading them lo suspect a serial killer may be at large. (S) 8283563


8.55 The Real CSI The shooting of a woman is linked lo two other apparently random killings, but the team face a tough task to discover who owned the gun used in all three cases. (R) (S) 3313785


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9.25 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A couple find a body has been left in their garden, and the team’s investigation leads them to a building full of corpses, seemingly of people who have committed ritual suicide. (R) (S) 7512143


10.25 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A body is found in a luggage compartment on an airport shuttle bus, leading investigators to further grisly discoveries as a paedophile ring is exposed. Christopher Melon! stars. (S) 3748105


11.25 FILM: Frantic (1988) An American doctor scours Paris in search of his wife, who has mysteriously vanished from their hotel room. Roman Polanski’s hugely effective thriller, starring Harrison Ford. (S) 40114414


1.35 Quiz Call Interactive game show. 28769341


5.35 Wildlife SOS The work of a wildlife sanctuary (R) (S) 53120728


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i Sign Zone: Holby City Lola treats an ailing baby. (R) (S) 7877465 Sign Zone: Sorted Dex’s religion comes between him and Amy. (R) (S) 2144216 Sign Zone: The Urban Chef The builders fail to show up again. (R) (3)3581755 Sign Zone: Big Bear Week (R) 6851718 BBC News 24 75910


Breakfast (S) 729815 News 24 Sunday (S) 53235 Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S) 88612 Counttyfile (S) 1922896 Regional Programme Cash in the Attic (R) (S) 2731506 Diagnosis Murder (R) (S) 7512167 EastEnders (S) 16154273 Last of the Summer Wine (R) 683341 Songs of Praise (S) 1786235 Antiques Roadshow (R) (S) 314457 The Miracles of Jesus New series. Raqeh Omaar explores the meaning of Christ's miracles, examining how they provide clues to His identity and comparing them to those perfonned by other prophets. (S) 709761 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S)753631 The Chase Exhaustion leads Tom to mistakenly castrate a prize stud dog. Meanwhile, Anna becomes worried, suspicious and angry about his secretive behaviour. (S) 3341 Silent Witness Part one of two. When Leo is called lo investigate the apparent suicide of a 14-year-old girt, it evokes painful memories of his daughter’s death. However, it soon becomes clear that she was murdered. Concludes tomorrow. (S) 7157 BBC News; Weather (S) 355709 Panorama An investigation into why people are being asked to save water, with hosepipe bans in the country's driest areas, while privately owned utility companies are losing five billion litres in leaks every day and making huge profits in Ihe process. Including interviews with customers who are taking the law into their own hands. (S) 180970 RLM: The Van (1996) An unemployed baker starts up a mobile fast-food business, but soon finds himseli forced to choose between professional and personal affairs. Bittersweet comedy, with Colm Meaney. (S) 94093438 The Sky at Night The European Exomars Mission; (S) Weathen/iew 8282571


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10.00 Nero Wolfe Mysteries Archie discovers a body. (R) (S) 88544


11.30 The Flying Gardener From Dungeness, Kent. (S) 7815


12.00 Sunday Grandstand; Swimming and ' Diving 4920148 Canoeing 94411 Triathlon 48506 Golf: TheJiVomen’s Open Uve cover­ age of the final round at Royal Lytham & SI Annes Golf Club, as the final Major of the year draws to a close. 741902 Swimming and Diving 957104 How I Met Your Mother Ted rents a limo so he can take his friends to five different New Year’s Eve parties, and gives a lift to a man he thinks is the musician Moby. (S)626693


7.00 Restoration Village Griff Rhys Jones and 'roin detectives’ Marianne Suhrand Ptolemy Dean visit a rope factory in West Coker, Somerset, a farmstead in Devon and a 19th-cenluiy chapel in west Cornwall. (R) (S) 2235


9.00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole New series. Re-creation of the 1911 race to Ihe South Pole by Roald Amundsen and Robert Falcon Scott, with two modern-day teams using the same methods as the original explorers. (S) 8419


8.00 Journeys into the Ring of Fire New series, lain Stewart explores the Pacific Rim, beginning with a lour of the world’s most powerful volcanoes in Indonesia. It is believed that one eruption from one of these mountains once wiped out three-quarters of the world’s population. He also considers the influence of volcanoes on science, art, religion and literature. (S) 1983


5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 69896 6.00 GMTV: The Sunday Programme 11761 7.00 Dora the Explorer 7368322 7.25 Toonattik (S) 59650099 9.25 CITV1126167 10.00 Sunday Feast (S) 73780 11.00 The Championship (S) 93544 12.00 rrv News; Weather (S) 3912322 12.05 Regional Programme 12.10 FI: Hungarian Grand Prix Steve Rider introduces live coverage of this after­ noon’s race from the Hungaroring, where Kimi Raikkonen will be eager to impress, with his team for next season still unde­ cided (Start-time 1.00pm). (S) 15542709


3.00 World Superbike Championship The British Grand Prix. Action from the eighth round of the season at Brands Hatch, where championship leader Troy Bayliss will want to increase his advantage further with victory. (S) 15998


4.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (S) 7931254


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10.00 FILM: Code 46 (2003) Premiere. Happily married fraud investigator Tim Robbins travels to Shanghai to locate the owner of counterfeit documents. However, his inquiries and personal life are soon complicated when he falls for the prime suspect. Disappointing futuristic drama, which dabbles with loo many genres and offers little in the way of a flov/ing storyline. (S) 55693


11.30 FILM: The Asphalt Jungle (1950) Acclaimed crime thriller chronicling the activities of an ageing crook who assembles a gang of cronies to help organise one last robbery. With Sterling Hayden and Marilyn Monroe. (S) 346235


1.20 BBC News 24 5024216 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 7211303


4.55 Prehistoric Park (R) (S) 7577235 6.00 Regional Programme 6.25 Regional Programme 6.40 ITV News; Weather (S) 330419 7.00 Emmerdale Cain tells Jasmine he wants her to have the baby, and later confesses to Sadie that he'd like Ihe chance to be a father again. A slip of the tongue gels Paddy into trouble with Del. (S) 6341 Coronation Street Rosie returns from her exchange trip and is shocked lo discover where Craig has been living. Adam turns Danny’s offer down and Fred announces his plans to retire to the country. (S) 693 Where the Heart Is David and Anna’s plans for a romantic weekend away are shattered when their family and friends decide lo join them, and Luke has an important question for Megan. (S) 5709 Agatha Christie’s Poirot A flirtatious wife is murdered at the Rhodes hotel where Poirot is staying, but the Belgian sleuth suspects there may be more to the case than a crime of passion. (R) 8273


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10.00 Love Island Patrick Kielty and Feame Cotton present another update on the marooned celebrities. (S) 8032 rrv News; Weather (S) 999475 FI: Hungarian Grand Prix Highlights This afternoon’s race from the


6.10 The Hoobs (R) (3)3379148 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 2432506 7.00 Transworld Sport IS) 3384821 7.55 Freesports on 4 (S) 3224631 8.25 Red Bull Air Race 6530490 8.55 T4: T4 on the Road with Cars (R) (3)9821167


9.40 T4: Hollyoaks (3)63647815 12.10 T4: Big Brother (R) (S) 2849983 1.15 T4; Big Brother’s Little Brother (S) 9126051


2.20 T4: Friends The gang play the lottery. (R) (S) 62792964


3.15 T4: Smallville: Superman the Early Years (S) 386051


4.15 T4: Charmed Piper becomes a competitive mother. (S) 381092


2.50 T4: Friends Rachel has a saucy dream. (R) (S) 7815544


5.45 Britain’s Top Dog Liza Tarbuck presents as the competition reaches its final regional heal, where hopefuls include Staffordshire bull terrier Poppy, malamute Pinga and Japanese spitz Tinkerbelle. (S) 381047 Lost Claire ventures into the jungle in an effort lo find a cure for Aaron’s infection — and uncovers more mysteries in the process. Mr Eko discovers the existence of Henry Gale. (R) (S) 878658 Channel 4 News (S) 746341 Alive The story of three backpackers who got lost in the Amazon rainforest. The trio journeyed to South America hoping to find gold and forgotten villages, but their adventure soon turned to disaster, as illness staick deep in the uncharted environment. (S) 6051


5.15 T4: The Simpsons Bart sells his soul. (R) (S) 673964


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9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S) 6815


10.00 FILM: We Were Soldiers (2002) Vietnam War drama chronicling the courage of the men involved in the first major battle of the conflict and the reactions of those waiting for news of their loved ones. Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnearand Chris Klein star. (S) 84577612


12.35 Album Chart Show Special: Primal Scream Bobby Gillespie and his band perform. (R) (S) 6511755


Hungaroring. (S) 366322 It’s My Life (S) 5540129 Quizmania Live interactive game show; ITV News Headlines 52429674 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) (S) 2173858 Regional Programme


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SKY MOVIES 1 11.45 Best Man in Grass Creek (2001) See 6.25pm.


1.25 Devil Winds (2003) Adventure, starring Joe Lando. 3.10 MVP2: Most Vertical Primate (2001) Comedy sequel, starring Richaid Kam, Cameron Bancroft. Robert Costanzo and Scott Goodman. 435 Valiant (2005) Animated adventure, with the voices of Ewan McGregor, Ricky Gervais, Tim Curry, Jim Broadbent and Hugh Laurie. 6.25 Best Man in Grass Creek (2001) Romantic comedy, starring John Hines, Grace Phillips and John Newcombe. 8.00 White Chicks (2004) Comedy, stam'ng Shawn and Marlon Wayans. 955 Tldetand Special Preview of Terry Gilliam’s drama. 10.15 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) As Frodo and Sam struggle to reach Mount Doom, their friends face the might of Sauron's forces — but there Is little chance of victory. Oscar-winning conclusion of Peter Jackson's fantasy trilogy, starring Viggo Mortensen. 1.35 Open Range (2004) Acclaimed Western, starring Kevin Costner. 4.05 Devil Winds (2003) See 1.25pm.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.00 Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2003) See 4.00pm. 12.45 Freddie as FR07 (1992) Animated adventure, with the voices of Ben Kingsley, Jenny Agutter, Brian Blessed and Michael Hordern 2.00 The Karate Kid, Part III (1989) Action adventure, stam'ng Ralph Macchio, Pal Morita, Martin Kove and Robyn Lively. 4.00 Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2003) Adventure sequel, starring Frankie Muniz. Hannah Spearitt and Anthony Anderson. 5.45 The King and I (1999) Musical animation, with the voices of Miranda Richardson, Christiana Noll, Martin Vidnovic and Ian Richardson. 7.30 Sky Movies News Ihe latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Kingdom of Heaven (2005) Premiere. Historical adventure, starring Orlando Bloom, Eva Green, Jeremy Irons and Brendan Gleeson. 1050 Constantine (2005) Supernatural thriller, stam'ng Keanu Reeves. 1255 Kingdom of Heaven (2005) See 8.00pm. 3.05 The Big Bounce (2003) Comedy thriller, starring Owen Wilson. 4.40 Freddie as FR07 (1992) See 12.45pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Oinotopia 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Malcolm in the Middle 4 50 Malcolm in the Middle 5.00 Rnal Chance to Save 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Sirnpsons 7.00 The Simpsons. Bart destroys Willie’s shack. 750 The Simpsons. The town’s graveyard is moved. 8.00 Vroom Vroom Overdrive. Highlights of the series. 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. With Oliver Skeet and Carol Thatcher. 10.00 Bralniac’s Test Tube Baby. Companion show to Brainiac, hosted by Dominic Wood. 11.00 Mark Williams’ Big Bangs 12.00 Celebrity World Cup — One Day in May 12.55 Nip/Tuck 1.45 Las Vegas 2.35 A Town Called Eureka 450 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Top Gear. The team learn all about white vans. Last in series. 8.00 Film: Days of Thunder (1990). Motor racing drama, starring Tom Cruise. 9.45 Rim: Rrst Blood (1982). Action thriller, stam'ng Sylvester Stallone. 11.15 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 11.45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.45 Sinchronicity 1.35 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 2,05 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.35 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3.05 Funny Business: Welcome to My World 4.05 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.15 Coronation Street 2.40 Rim: The Flinlstones (1994). Comedy based on the cartoon, with John Goodman. Including Entertainment News Update. 455 The New Adventures of Superman 555 The New Adventures of Superman 6.25 The New Adventures of Superman 7.25 High School Reunion 855 Rim: The Rintslones (1994). Comedy based on the cartoon, with John Goodman. Including Entertainment News Update. 10.00 Supernatural. The duo discover a sin­ ister side to Meg. 11.00 Supernatural 12.00 Celebrity Daredevils 12.10 Love Island Live 1.00 The Mint: ITV Play 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


11.20 Being Frank 12.25 Big Brother’s Uttle Brother 1.00 Big Brother Live Eviction 2.00 Big Brother Live Eviction 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Miami Vice: T4 Movie Special 650 Big Brother Live 7.00 Wife Swap 8.00 Friends. Part one of two. The gang think about what might have been. 8.30 Friends. Part two of two. Carol and Ross spice up their marriage. 9.00 My Name Is Earl. Earl’s vengeful ex-girlfriend returns lo town. 9.30 My Name Is Earl. Hapless Eail tries to help a policeman. 10.00 My Name Is Eati. Earl tries to make amends for shooting a girl. 1055 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut. A peep into the house’s most secret room. 11.30 Transmission 1255 Big Brother Uve


SKY SPORTS 1 10.30 Live Test Cricket. England v Pakistan. 7.00 Pioneers of Cricket 7.30 Uve Super League. Castleford Tigers v Wakefield Trinity Wildcats (Kick-off 7.30pm). 950 Test Cricket 1150 Football 1.00 Football League 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Football 4.00 Football League 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 World Sport


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Uve Football League. Luton Town v Leicester City (Kick-off 12.30pm). 2.30 Soccer Saturday 550 Uve Football. FC Porto v Inter Milan (Kick-off 6.00pm) and Ajax v Manchester United (Kick-off 8.15pm).


10.30 Football League 11.30 European Tour Golf 1.30 Test Cricket 3.30 Rugby Union 5.30 Powerboating


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Uve European Tour Golf. The Scandinavian Masters. 4.00 Uve European Seniors Tour Golf. The Wentworth Senior Masters. 7.00 World Sport 7.30 Powerboating 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The Buick Open. 1.1.00 WWE: Smackdowm 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Bottom Une 2,00 Summer Soccer AM 4.00 Australian Rugby League


LIVE FOOTBALL: FC Porto v Inter Milan (Kick-off 6.00pm) and Ajax v Manchester United (Kick-off 8.15pm). All the action from tonight's Amsterdam Tournament double-bill at the Amsterdam ArenA. Fitness and match practice are the most Important things the teams are hoping to gain this evening, while new signings, . Including Inter's Olivier Dacourt and Ajax's Kenneth Perez, will be keen to make an impact ahead of ttie new season. (Sky Sports 2 ,5.30pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 11.25 Big Bully (1995) See 6.25pm. 1.00 The Red Sneakers (2001) Sporting comedy, starring Dempsey Pappion and Vincent D'Onofrio. 3.00 Boys Klub (2001) Basketball drama, stam'ng Chauncey Leopardi. 4.45 Kicking and Screaming (2005) Comedy, with Will Ferrell. 6.25 Big Bully (1995) Comedy, starring Rick Moranis. 8.00 William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet (1996) Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes lead the cast of this updated version of Shakespeare’s classic romantic tale, as the ‘star-cross’d lovers' tom apart by their families’ feud. 10.05 Walking Tall (2004) Action adventure, starring The Rock. 11.35 The Passion of the Christ (2004) Controversial religious drama, starring Jim Caviezel, Maia Morgenstem and Monica Bellucci. 1.45 Being Julia (2004) Drama, starring Annette Bening. 3.35 The Boondock Saints (1999) Action thriller, stam'ng Willem Dafoe. 5.30 Sky Movies News TTie latest from Hollywo<^.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.00 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)


See 6.00pm. 12.50 Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003) Family adventure, stam'ng Katija


Pevec, Jake D Smith and Edie McClurg. 2.20 Matinee (1993) Comedy, stamng John Goodman. 4.00 Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Uve action-cartoon whodunit, stam'ng ^ b Hoskins, Joanna Cassidy and Stubby Kaye. 6.00 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Fantasy adventure, with Jim Carrey, Meryl Streep, Uam Aiken and Billy Connolly. 8.00 Alexander (2004) Historical epic, starring Colin Farrell. 11.00 Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) Sci-fi horror sequel, starring Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Oded Fehr. 12.40 Courage Under Fire (1996) Thriller, with Meg Ryan, Lou Diamond Phillips, Scott Glenn and Denzel Washington. 2.401 Heart Huckabees (2004) Offbeat comedy, slarring Dustin Hoffman. 4.30 Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003) See 12.50pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 The 10th Kingdom I.OOTarzan 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons. Maggie contracts chtekenpox. 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 Malcolm In the Middle. Francis decides to quit school. 8.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. Kate Lawier experi­ ences the electric chair. 9.00 The Hades Factor. As Smith heads to Afghanistan, hoping to find the source of the lethal Haden virus, Rachel Russell's intentions remain unclear. 10.00 Christian O'ConneH’s Sunday Service. Chat show hosted by the award-winning DJ. 11.00 Cold Case. The death of a woman in the 1950s. 12.00 Deadwood 1.00 Greatest Ever Screen Chases 2.50 Battlestar Gaiactica 3.45 Tommy Lee’s Rockstar: Supernova 4.40 StarTrek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who Confidential 7.30 Doctor Who 8.15 Doctor Who. The Doctor and Rose travel into the future. 9.00 Uttie Britain 9.30 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 10.00 Sinchronicity 10.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.50 Ideal 12.20 Sinchronicity 1.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.10 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 2.40 Ideal 3.10 Doctor Who Confidential 3.40 Close


ITV2 11.25 Emmerdale 2.20 Rim: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Steven Spielberg’s blockbusting sci-fi fantasy, starring Henry Thomas. Including Entertainment News update. 4.30 Coronation Street 7.00 High School Reunion. The sophomores play a prank on the cheerleaders. 8.00 Rim: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Steven Spielberg's blockbusting sci-fi fantasy, stam'ng Henry Thomas. Including Entertainment News update. 10.15 Bad Lads Army: Extreme 11.15 Coronation Street 11.45 Love Island Uve 1.00 The Mint: ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


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6.00 Big Brother Uve 1.30 Miami Vice: T4 Movie Special 1.55 Big Brother 2.55 Big Brother biary Room Uncut 3.55 Big Brother’s Uttle Brother 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends. Chandler gives Joey career advice. 6.00 Scoibs. JD tries to find something good about Dr Kelso. 6.30 The War at Home. Vicky invites Taye’s family for a barbecue. 7.00 One Tree Hill. The Ravens begin basketball practice. 8.00 Ghost Whisperer 9.00 Lost. Sun learns she is pregnant. 10.00 Big Brother's Uttle Brother 11.05 Big Brother Uve


SKY SPORTS 1 10.30 Uve Test Crickel. England v Pakistan. The third day of the Third Test at Headingley, where local hero Matthew Hoggard will be keen to put in a good display on his home ground. 7.00 Countdown to the 2006 Ryder Cup 7.30 World Sport 8.00 Football League 9,00 Test Cricket 11.00 Football League 12.00 Test Cricket 2.00 Footbaii League 3.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 11.30 Football 1.00 Uve Football League. Coventry City v Sunderland (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 Uve Football League. Derby County v Southampton (Kick-off 4.00pm). The new Championship season gets under way for the Rams and Saints this afternoon, as they meet at Pride Park. 6.30 Football 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The Buick Open. The fourth and final round of the tournament at the Wan/vick Hills Golf and Country Club in Grand Blanc, Michigan. 11.00 European Tour Golf. The Scandinavian Masters. 1.00 US Tour Golf 4.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Live European Tour Golf. The Scandinavian Masters. .4.00 Live European Seniors Tour Golf. The Wentworth Senior Masters. 7.00 Watersports World 8.00 WWE: Experience 9.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 11.00 WWE: Heat 12.00 Australian Rugby League 2.00 Watersports World 3.00 Close


1.05 Red Bull Air Race 6514552 2.00 Big Brother Live 60113 4.00 South American Championship Football 2172129


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10.15 FILM: Young Guns (1988) Stirring and violent Western charting the rise of notorious gunslinger Billy the Kid and his outlaw buddies as they set out on a bloody rampage lo avenge the death of their employer. Starring Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Terence Stamp and Jack Palance. (S) 77758322


4.55 KOTV Boxing magazine. (R) 25592804 5.20 Countdown (R) (S) 6454465


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6.00 Milkshake! 8783186 9.00 Shake! 51223326 12.35 The Jesus Effect: Christianity’s Cultural Impact (R) (S) 6207877 five news update (S) 81192490 FILM: Going Under (1990) Nutty comedy about the mishaps befalling a nuclear submarine manned by an incompetent crew. Starring Bill Pullman and Ned Beatty. (S) 18519029 FILM: To Sir, With Love (1966) Effective classroom drama, starring Sidney Poitier as a novice teacher struggling to earn his pupils’ respect during his first term at a tough London school. (3)61103631 FILM: Freaky Friday (1995) A magic talisman gives a mother and daughter a unique chance to swap bodies and gain insight into each other’s lives. Fantasy comedy, slarring Shelley Long and Gaby Hoffmann. (S) 17979322 five news and sport (S) 3832148 Cricket on five England v Pakistan. Mark Nicholas introduces action from the third day of the Third Test at Headingley. Commentary by Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. (S) 3175815 FILM: Vertical Limit (2000) Nature photographer Chris O'Donnell is forced to face his fears and the elements as he endeavours to conquer K2 on a desperate mission to rescue his estranged sister from an almost airless cavern amid Ihe treacherous snowy peaks. Fortunately, help is at hand from a mismatched crew of experienced climbers — but their journey proves equally perilous. Fast-paced action adventure also slarring Bill Paxton and Scott Glenn. (S) 65789231


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■ Journeys into the Ring of Rre (BBC Two, 8pm) lain Stewart explores the Pacific Rim, beginning with a tour of the wortd's most powerful volcanoes in Indonesia.


■ Where the Heart Is (itvl, 8pm) David and Anna's plans for a romantic weekend away are shattered when their family and friends decide to join them. Billy comes to terms with Sally's death.


■ Britain's Top Dog (4,5.45pm) Liza Tarbuck presents as the competition reaches its final regional, where hopefuls Include Staffordshire bull terrier Poppy.


■ Combat Club (five, 11.35am) The gifted young sportsmen take on an assault course against the clock while under the watchful eye of commando Major Phil Ashby. .


12.20 Ironman Monaco Action from Ihe half­ triathlon, where competitors face a 2km swim, a 90km bike ride, and a 21 km road race. 8460755 Live Major League Baseball Full coverage of a key game from North America, as Ihe race for the World Series hots up. 58449533 Baseball: Home Run Derby From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (R) 1232945


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Live Football League: Coventry City v Sunderland (Kick-off 1.30pm). The s^ n d live game of the Football League season comes from the Ricoh Arena, as the Black Cats begin life back in the Championship. The Sky Blues made their first seven-figure signing since their relegation from the Premiership when they snapped-up West Ham United's Elliott Ward back in June. The visitors have held onto their big names during the summer and are third favourites with the bookies to bounce straight back Into the top flight. (Sky Sports 2.1 pm)


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