i 34 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times,' Thursday, June 23rd, 2005 www.clitheroetoday.co.uk Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified) weekendpIustv - I- For the best deals ontaiSliLftJ LCDs, DVDs I I t 1 rs o rS T S -V irT : I y ,r« . SATURDAY, JUNE 25TH SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 Snowman’s Pass. (2004) 8.00 Barbie of Swan Lake. (2003) 9.30 Looney Tunes: Back In Action. (2003) 11.30 What a Girl Wants. (2003) I . 30 Children on Their Birthdays. (2002) 3.30 Bonusl Batman Begins. (2004) 3.55 Looney Tunes: Back In Action. (2003) 5.30 What a Girl Wants. (2003) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. (2003) I I .


(2002) 3.50 The Junction Boys. (2002) 5.30 US Top 10.


SKY MOVIES 2


6.40 Anastasia. (1997) 8.20 School of Life. (2003) 10.20 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002) 12.00 Freaky Friday. (2003) 1.50 Anastasia. (1997) 3.40 Sky Movies News. (2001) 4.10 School of Life. (2003) 6.10 Freaky Friday. (2003) 8.00 Mars Attacks! (1996) 10.00 Lost in Translation. (2003) 11.45 National Security. (2003) 1.20 The Babysitter. (1995) 2.55 Screamers. (1995) 4.50 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Pay Day. (1922) 6.30 Funny GIri. (1968) 9.00 The Man Who Knew Too Much. (1935) 10.30 Pay Day. (1922) 11.00 Carry On Dick. (1974) 12.45 Sabotage. (1936) 2.15 Funny Girl. (1968) 4.45 The Man Who Knew Too Much. (1935) 6.15 Carry On Dick. (1974) 8.00 Heartbreak Ridge. (1986) 10.15 The Company of Wolves. (1984) 12.00 Network. (1976) 2.05 Adam at 6am. (1970) 3.50 Sky Movies News. (2001) 4.30 Sabotage. (1936)


. SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Hong Kong Soccer Sevens. 7.00 Gillette World Sport. 7.30 U Can Do It. 7.35 Live International Rugby Union. 10.30 Live International Cricket. 2.05 Cricket Lunch. 2.25 Live International Cricket. 6.00 Live Speedway. 9.00 International Rugby Union. 11.55 U Can Do It. 0.00 Hong Kong So^er Sevens. 1.00 Gillette World Sport. 2.00 X- Sport. 3.00 Big Rght Special. 5.00 Molo -f. 5.30 Gillette World Sport.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 The Premiership Years. 11.00 U Can Do It. 11.05 International Rugby Union. 12.30 International Rugby Union. 2.00 Uve International Rugby Union. 4.00 International Rugby Union. 5.30 U Can Do it. 5.35 Sports Adventure. 6.05 Moto -f. 6.35 Powerboating PI World Championships. 7.05 Hong Kong Soccer Sevens; 8.05 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Live US Tour Golf. 1.00 Indy Racing League. 3.00 The Premiership Years. 5.00 Sports Adventure. 5.30 Powerboating.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Tight Lines. 7.00 US Tour Golf. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 Uve European Tour Golf. 4.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment:The Bottom Line. 7.00 Gillette World Sport. 7.30 Live Greyhounds. 10.00 Max Power. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 2.00 Speedway. 5.00 X-Sport. 5.30 Motor Racing: Glnetta Championship.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Beach Volleyball. 8.30 Volleyball. 10.15 Live MotoGP. 10.45 Uve MotoGP. 11.00 Uve MotoGP. 12.30 Live MotoGP. 2.15 Live MotoGP. 3.30* Superbike. 4.30 Inside Superbikes. 4.45 Inside Superbikes - Commentators. 5.00 Car Racing. 6.00 MotoGP. 7.30 Superbike. 8.30 Inside Superbikes * Commentators. 8.45 Live World Touring Car Championship. 9.30 Rally. 10.00 Football: Confederations Cup. 11.00 YOZ Mag. 11.30 Beach Volleyball. 0.30 Beach Volleyball. 1.00 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 Stingray. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl Waking the Dragons. 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Oliver Beene. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 The Simpsons. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Bralniac: History Abuse. 9.00 The World’s Greatest Sporting Legend. 10.00 Road Wars. 11.00 Mile High. 12.00 Is Harry on the Boat?. 1.00 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 South Park. 2.15 South Park. 2.40 Fear Factor UK. 3.30 Relic Hunter. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Dangerfield. 7.00 Dangeriield. 8.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 2point4 Children. 9.40 2point4 Children. 10.20 2point4 Children. 11.00 2point4 Children. 11.40 2point4 Children. 12.20 2polnt4 Children. 1.00 2point4 Children. 1.40 2poinl4 Children. 2.20 2point4 Children. 3.00 2point4 Children. 3.40 2polnt4 Children. 4.20 2polnl4 Children. 5.00 2poinl4 Children. 5.40 2point4 Children. 6.20 2point4 Children. 7.00 2point4 Children. 7.40 2point4 Children. 8.20 2polnt4. Children. 9.00 Dalziel and Pascoe. 10.55 Men Behaving Badly. 11.35 Men Behaving Badly. 12.15 Jonathan Creek. 1.30 Shooting Stars. 2.05 Shooting Stars. 2.40 Men Behaving Badly. 3.15 Charlie's Angels. 4.15 Charlie's Angels. 5.20 Butterflies.


BBC THREE ' . , ..5 <f


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7.00 Glastonbury 2005.2.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cnsps. 3.00 15 Storeys High. 3.30 Twisted Tales.


BBC1 20 Summer Catch. (2001) 1.15 The Pianist


6.00 Yesterday at Wimbledon. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.30 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.55 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.10 The Mummy. (R) (C) 8.30 Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 The Basil Brush Show. (C) 10.55 What's New Scooby Doo?. (C) 11.15 The Story of Tracy Beaker. (C) 11.35 CBBC Show Selecta. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Grandstand. Sue Barker presents live coverage of day six from Wimble­ don as the All England Champi­ onships approach the midway point, with the third round due to be finished bycloseofpiay. (C)


5.00 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.20 Weakest Link: Famous Duos. Anne Robinson presents a speciai edition of the quick-fire generai knowiedge quiz in which nine dubious doubie acts compete for prize money that wiil go to charity. (R) (C)


6.10 Only Fools and Horses. Christmas special of the classic sitcom from 1989 as Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert take their mates on a disas­ trous day trip to Margate. (R) (C)


7.35 The National Lottery: Come and Have a Go. Julian Ciary presents a fast-moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draws and featur­ ing a possible top prize of 50,000 pounds. (C)


8.25 Casualty. Selena discovers that her nightmare vitith the drugs gang is far from over. Luke and Ciaire decide to give their reiationship another go. (C)


9.15 The Girl in the Cafe. Comedy drama about a shy civii servant who lives for his work and a mysterious giri that he meets in a cafe. At the G8 Summit, they find themselves thrust into the iimeiight. (C)


10.45 News; Weather. (C)


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, -PICK OF THE DAY


Unreported Worid, Channel 4,6.15pm


Journalist Sam Kiley visits Papua New Guinea to investigate the worsening state of tribal conflicts on the island. He discovers that the fighting has become far more lethal with the introduction of modern firearms into locai disputes. Every villager now has a gun of some sort, resulting in a huge increase in the number of homicides. In centuries past when tribes fought


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.15 See Hear. (C) 12.00 Wimbledon 2005. (C) 3.00 Glastonbury 2005. Lauren Lav- erne and Mark Radcliffe introduce iive coverage from Worthy Farm featuring live sets from Kaiser Chiefs and Athlete, and a special acoustic performance from Hay­ seed Dixie.


4.00 Wimbledon 2005. Sue Barker presents continuing coverage of Wimbledon 2005 through to the


conclusion of the day’s play in the third round of the men’s and women’s singles. (C)


8.25 A Picture of Britain. David Dim- bleby sees how Britain’s country­ side has inspired its art. He visits the Scottish Highlands and cross­ es the Irish Sea to see the paint­ ings of Paul Henry. (R) (C)


9.25 Today at Wimbledon. John Inverdale and special guests review the highiights of the sixth day’s piay at the third Grand Slam tournament of the year. (C)


12.50 Top of the Pops. This week’s best­ selling singies, with iive performances and pre-chart exclusives. Featuring Kanye West and Lee Ryan. (R) (C)


1.20 Joins BBC News 24.


10.25 Glastonbury 2005. Jo Whiley, Mark Radclitfe and Phill Jupitus introduce live action from the Wor­ thy Farm festival including head- iiners Coldplay and Razoriight.


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Tickie, Patch and Friends. 7.25 Ebb and Fio. 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie die. (R) 8.20 MechaNick. (R) 8.25 Franklin. (R) 8.55 George Shrinks. (R) 9.30 Beyblade. (T) 9.55 Hercuies: the Legendary Journeys. (R) (T) 10.50 Beast Wars. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 FILM: No Name on the Bullet. (1959) Starring Audie Murphy. (T) 3.00 FILM: RoboCop - The Future of Law Enforcement. (1994) Starring Richard Eden. (T) 4.45 Live international Football. (T)


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 11.50 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.10 Holiday Showdown. 3.10 Celebrity Rt Club. 4.10 Airline USA. 5.10 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 5.40 Batman Begins: Behind the Mask. 6.10 Movies Now. 6.25 House of Horrors. 6.55 House of Horrors. 7.25 Holiday Airport: Sydney. 8.25 Holiday Showdown. 9.25 Beyond Borders. 11.45 Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. 1.30 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.35 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Darling Buds of May. 7.50 Up the Garden' Path. 8.20 Up the Garden Path. 8.45 The Royal. 9.45 Survival. 10.50 Survival. 11.55 Surgical Spirit. 12.30 Surgical Spirit. 1.00 The Royal. 2.05 The Darling Buds of May. 3.05 Home to Roost. 3.35 Home to Roost. 4.05 Up the Garden Path. 4.35 Up the Garden Path. 5.05 My Uncle Silas. 5.40 My Uncle Silas. 6.10 Film File. 6.25 Robin of Sherwood. 7.25 Anna Lee. 9.25 Van der Valk. 11.35 Prick Up Your Ears. 1.40 The Bill. 2.45 The Bill. 3.50 Teleshopping. 5.50 ITV3 Nightscreen.


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9.15 CSI:NY. Danny’s job is on the line after he accidentaiiy shoots a cop. (T)


10.15 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A woman brings charges of sex­ ual abuse against her father, who is


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Buzz and Poppy. 7.45 Elmo’s World. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Junglies. 8.40 Titch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Trolley Dollies. 1.50 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 Extreme Makeover. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America's Next Top Model. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. 11.55 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Terror In the Mall. 1.45 Halle Berry: Revealed. 2.30 Girlfriends. 2.55 Three Sisters. 3.20 Miss Match. 4.10 Mysterious Ways. 5.00 Hollywood Dream Chasers. 5.30 Home Shopping.


. SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Death Becomes Her. 2.00 The Outer Limits. 4.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Death Becomes Her. 10.00 Alien Nation: Millennium. 11.50 Alien Nation: The Enemy Within. 1.30 Emmanuelle In Space: A . Lesson in Love. 3.20 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.20 The Pretender.


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Sky Movies 1 ,8pm


The Fellowship divides to conquer as Frodo and Sam, with the help and hindrance of Gollum, continue their way to Mount Doom. Gandalf and Pippin ride to Minas Tirith to help defend Condor while Merry remains with Eowyn and the other


and Gimli seek aid from those that live in the Cursed Mountains. All these baHles have one goal in mind: distract the Eye of Sauron and buy Frodo a little more time to destroy the ring.


Rohan fighters. Aragorn, Legolas, . SATELLITE PICK OP THE PAY Big Fish, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm


-small town in Alabama, around the world, and back again. Bloom charms almost everyone he encounters except for his


Edward Bloom (Finney) has always been a teller of tall tales about his oversized life as a young man (McGregor), when his wanderlust led him on an unlikely journey from


estranqed son Will (Crudup). When his mother Sandra (Lange) tries to reunite them, Will must learn how to separate fact from fiction as he comes to terms with his father’s great feats.


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ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.45 War of the Worlds: UK Premiere Special. 1.15 Britain’s Best Back Gardens. 1.45 Barbara. (R) 2.15 Quincy, ME.


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CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans Worid Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Une. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.20 hit40uk. (R) 9.50 Caiifornia Dreaming. (R) (T) 10.20 Big Brother. (R) 10.55 Big Brother. (R) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 The Simpie Life 2: Road Trip. (R) (T) 12.25 Pure T4.12.55 Fool Around... with Nadia. (T) 2.00 Chan­ nel 4 Racing from Newcastle and New­ market. (T) 4.05 A Place in the Sun. (R) 4.35 FILM: Carry on Regardless. (1961) Starring Sid James, Kenneth Connor, Charies Hawtrey. (T) 6.15 Unreported World. Journalist Sam Kiiey investigates tribai con­ flicts in Papua New Guinea. (T)


6.40 C4 News;. (T) 7.'10 J ^ ILM rH qm S re r (1 9 6 ^ (U ®


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cffii&!fredric_Mar&i;.RIch^^ 9.10 Big Brother. (T) TV Adverts' Greatest Hits. This programme examines the iucra- tive love affair between TV adver­ tising and pop music. (T) . Big Brother Live. Live coverage from the Big Brother house.


10.05 12.10


3.55 South American Football Champi­ onship. 4.45 Countdown. (R) (T) 5.30 Greetings from Tucson. (T) 5.55 Animated Taies of the Worid. (R)


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4.55 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.10 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.30 You’ve Been Framed. Parent problems, holiday horrors and clever animals feature in this edi­ tion of the comedy clip show. Harry Hill presides over another batch of viewers’ camcorder catastrophes.


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6.25 Animals Do the Funniest Things. Home video footage of pets in action, a selection of the best animal adverts world-wide, and a look back at rib-tickling Pathe stories from the past.


7.25 With a L it t le Help from My Friends. Paul Bunell takes his old school mates back to Derbyshire where they have five days to com­ pletely renovate an old school and turn it into a state-of-the-art com­ munity youth centre.


8.25 The Big Call. Neil Fox hosts the game show that pairs up contes­ tants with celebrity guests to play for the chance of winning 20,000 pounds or 100,000 tickets for tonight’s lottery draw.


9.25 Murder in Suburbia. A murder Investigation leads Ash and Scribbs into an obsessive world of dog-lovers, until they eventually discover that the key to the mys­ tery lies with a vicious Doberman.


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3.10 cd.uk. (R) 4.00 Entertainment Now!. (R) 4.25 Cybernet. (R) 4.50 ITV Nightsoreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


BBC1


6.00 Yesterday at Wimbledon. (C) 7.00 Break­ fast. (C) 9.00 News 24 Sunday. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. 11.00 Call My Bluff. (C) 11.30 Counlryfile. (C) 12.00 The Politics Show. 1.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) (C) 1.30 Keep­ ing Up Appearances. (R) (C) 2.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) (C) 2.45 EastEnders. (R) (C) 4.30 Holiday 10 Best. Kate Thornton looks at island holidays, from Ihe well known like Cyprus, to the more obscure such as the Azores. (C)


5.10 Songs of Praise. Diane Louise Jor­ dan discovers why Kent is known as the Garden of England, visits horticul­ tural heaven at Sissinghurst and meets some inspired gardening experts. (C)


5.45 20th Century Roadshow. Alan Titch- marsh and Ihe team value collectibles from the 20lh century in Birmingham, where he meets Olympic champion Colin Jackson who talks about his collection of wrist watches. (C)


6.35 Last of the Summer Wine. Sitcom. A heartbroken Kevin needs help find­ ing a place to be alone. But problems arise when he decides to be the ’Wise Man of the Woods’. (R) (C)


7.05 Star Portraits with Rolf Harris. Rolf Harris invites three accomplished artists to paint the portrait of Britain’s best-loved grumpy old man, Richard Wilson, on canvas. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 55 Degrees North. Police drama series set in Newcastle. Police drama series set in Newcastle. Nicky is after a rogue Community Support Officer who taking a vigilante approach to law enforcement. (C)


9.00 A Picture of Britain. David Dimbleby sees how Britain’s countryside has inspired its art. He explores how land­ scape painters dramatised the early days of the Industrial Revolution. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Ahead of the G8 summit, Steve Bradshaw investigates why so many of the world’s mothers are dying in pregnancy and childbirth when we know how to save them. (C)


111.051; FILM:,Beverly Hills Cop I f ;(1987)^ Comip thrjller.in which' tlie hard-nos'ed i


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Mary Seacole: The Real Angel of the Crimea, Chan­ nel 4 ,8pm


Voted the greatest Black Briton in the 100 Great Black Britons poll as part of Black History Month last October, Mary Seacole, the Jamaican doctress, became a national heroine during the Crimean War. Dramatised sequences based directly on Mary’s autobiography, contempo­ rary newspaper reports and eye witness testimony


BBC2


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo! (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 New Scooby Doo Mysteries. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 Garden with Dan Pear­ son. (2001) (R) (C) 12.00 Super League Show. (C) 12.30 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 12.35 Dutch Motorcycle Grand Prix. 1.30 Rugby League Build Up. 2.00 Rugby League Challenge Cup. 3.50 Racing from the Curragh. 4.00 Rugby League Chal­ lenge Cup. 6.00 Glastonbury 2005. Jo Whiley and Phill Jupitus introduce live coverage.


7.00 If... we stop giving aid to Africa. Drama-documentary which reveals the unreported stories behind charity and aid in Africa.


8.00 Top Gear. Jeremy finds out which is better - the Porsche Boxster S or Mercedes SLK. (C)


9.00 Tribe. Documentary series with explorer Bruce Parry. (R) (C)


10.00 Mock the Week. Comedy show. Starring Rory Bremner and Frankie Boyle. (C)


10.30 Glastonbury 2005. Jo Whiley, Mark Radclifte and Lauren Laverne pre­ sent live coverage of the final hours of year’s festival featuring Basement Jaxx, Ian Brown, Garbage, The Wallers and The La’s.


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Bear in the House. (R) (T) 6.30 Save-Ums! (R) 6.40 Franny’s Feet. (R) 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.25 Ebb and Flo. 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Noddy. (R) 7.45 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.20 Franklin. (R) 8.50 George Shrinks. (R) 9.20 The Secret of Eel Island. (T) 9.40 Aliens among Us. (R) 9.55 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.30 A Different Life. (R) (T) 12.00 Rooted. (R) (T) 12.30 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.15 news. (T) 1.25 FILM: Comanche Territory. (1950) Starring


Maureen O’Hara. (T) 2.40 FILM: Escape from the Planet of the Apes. (1971) Starring Roddy McDowall. (T) 4.30 news. (T) 4.45 Live International Football: Confed­ erations Cup Semi Final! John Barnes presents live coverage of Ihe second semi-final. (T)


7.00 Dumber and Dumber. Tommy Vance and Jasmine Lowson present a cata­ logue of caught-on-camera accidents.


8.00 Joey. Joey begins dating a beautiful photographer who lives in his complex.


8.30 Two and a Half Men. Sitcom. O’) 9 7 0 0 FILM; Haft’s War7’{20q2) WSid War J ll


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11.20 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Doc­ umentary. (R) (T)


12.20 Wildboyz. (T) 12.50 Major League Baseball Live. 4.05 Motorsport Mondial. (R) 4.30 US Major League Soccer. (R)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Buzz and Poppy.' 7.45 Elmo’s W c ^ . 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Junglies. 8.40 Titch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Body Spedalists. 11.30 Celebrity Exti^ 12.00 America's Next Top Model. 1.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 2.00 E)^eme Makeover. 6.00 Extreme Makeover UK. 7.00 The Swan. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 CSl. 12.00 War of the Worlds: Celebrity Extra. 12.30 Division. 1.25 Scream Team. 2.20 Hollywood Star Treatment 2.30 Girlfriends. 235 Three Sisters. 3.20 Miss Match. 4.10 Myslerious Ways. 5.00 Hollywood Star Treatment. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 12.00 Alien Abduction 'The Mystery Unravelled’. 1.00 Robot Wars. 2.55 Arachnophobla. 5.00 Firefly. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Outer Limits. 8.00 Alien Nation: Udara Legacy. 9.50 Making of ReGenesis. 10.00 ReGenesis. 11.50 Millennium. 1.45 The Day After. 3.40 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.10 Farscape.


I m ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. 10.10 FILM: Beethoven’s 2nd. (1993) Starring Charles Grodin, Bonnie Hunt, NicholleTom. 11.45 Survival. 12.45 Jonathan Dimbleby. 1.40 Granada Nevrs.


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from letters and diaries cel­ ebrate the bicentenary of her birth - and the overdue rediscovery of a too-long-for- gotten heroine.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 British GT Championship. 7.55 Monster Jam UK. 8.25 The Cricket Show. (T) 8.55 A Lot Like Love:T4 Movie Special. (T) 9.25 Pop- world. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 12.55 California Dreaming. (T) 1.30 Big Brother’s Little Brother. (T) 2.35 The OC. (T) 3.35 T4 Presents: The Return of the King. (T) 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 5.05 Star Trek: Enterprise.


(5.55 .;'FlLM:iC'arry.Oh’yack."('f963) High Jinks at sea with the Carry


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fe!“ -3;;WilliaiTis, Bernard Cribbitis;'(T)!rrv 7.35 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Mary Seacole: The Real Angel of the Crimea. Documentary about Jamaican nurse Mary Sea­ cole, who became a national hero­ ine during the Crimean War. But by the lime of her death in 1881, she had been all but forgotten. (T)


.9.00 Big Brother. (T)


1,10.00 ' FILM:’ From Hell.'(2001),Crime' ’■ .thriller about a.clairvoyant police-, i


' man’s efforts to appreherid notori-' ous'serial killer Jack theRipperin'


* i ' . L Graham, Ian Holm. (T),


> late-19lh-century East London. Starring Johpny Depp, Heather, •


12.15 One-Day Cricket. (T) 12.45 Big Brother Live. 3.30 World Superbikes. 4.25 KOTV. (T) 4.55 Unreported World. (R) (T) 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T)


3.55 World Rally Championship. Action from the Acropolis Rally from Greece, which starts in spec­ tacular style v/ith a stage in the Olympic stadium, Athens. Present­ ed by Angus Scott, Jon Desbor- ough and Robbie Head.


4.55 Holiday A irp o r t - Palma. An insight into Ihe day-to-day running of Majorca’s main tourist airport, through which thousands of British holidaymakers pass every year on their way to the sun. (R)


6.00 Less of the Old. Derek Hatton and Jenny Powell help quash Ihe myths of middle age. Derek and Dr Chris Steel are in Manchester to help another North West man change his bad habits.


6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


7.00 Emmerdale. Viv learns that Scott may never make a full recovery. Max refuses to get involved in his family’s underhand tactics. The police pile pressure on Zee.


7.30 Coronation Street. Steve faces life wihout Tracy and Amy. Audrey plays peacemaker at the Platt’s. Hayley and Vera are shocked when Roy’s experiments wreak havoc at the cafe.


8.00 Where The Heart Is. Anna and David tie the knot. On losing his sister in a car crash, Goddard’s employee Danny Flint must decide if he’s up to looking after his niece. Luke and Megan seem close.


9.00 Midsomer Murders. Feature- length drama about a detective chief inspector whose patch is pic­ turesque rural Buckinghamshire. The founder of a nearby commune is murdered. (R)


10.30 News.


10.40 The Story of ITV: The People’s Channel. A look at ITV's birth and development, with a locus on how the channel is funded and regulat­ ed, and at the shows that make it a popular broadcaster.


11.40 I t ’s My Life. Discussion. After protests about Jerry Springer the Opera and the proposed new law against incitement to religious hatred, are we in danger of losing the right to tree speech?.


12.25 Essentials of Faith. 12.55 Molorsport UK. 1.30 World Sport. 1.55 Trisha. (R) 2.55 FILM: The Black Shield of Falworth. (1954) Starring Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh, David Farrar. 4.40 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 925 Movies Now. 935 cdiuk. 10.40 Impossible Escapes. 11.40 With a Little Help from My Friends. 12.40 Coronation Street: Com'e Controversies. 1.40 Emmerdale Family Album. 2.10 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 Movies Now. 7.00 Spin City. 730 Mam'ed with Children. 8.00 Man v Beast USA. 9.00 Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. 1030 Footballers'Wives Extra Time. 1120 Coronation Street. 1130 Spin City. 1Z1S Mam’ed v/ith Children. 1245 Ash in Profile. 1.15 Beck in Profile. 1.45 Million Ddlar Babes. 210 Sally Jessy Raphael. 230 Teleshopping. 430 Nighlscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 7.00 Robin of Sherwood. 8.05 Raffles. 9.05 Second Thoughts. 10.05 Surgical Spirit. 11.10 Home to Roost 1210 Rm Re. 1220 Raffles. 120 Cadfael. 230 Robin of Sherwood. 3.55 Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. 4.55 Second Thoughts. 5.55 High Stakes. 625 Rising Damp. 635 Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Peacemakers._8.50 Rim Fite. 9.00 Out of Africa. 1200 The Vice. 1.00 Raffles.205 Teleshopping. 3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus. 530 Nightscreen.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 War Bride. (2001) 8.00 Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water. (2002) 9.25 Batteries Not Included. (1987) 1125 Dov/n Periscope. (1996) 1.00 War Bride. (2001) 3.00 The Charlie's Angels Story. (2004) 4.30 Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water. (2X2) 6.00 Batteries Not Included. (1987) 8.00 Bad Boys II. (2003) 10.30 In the Name of the Father. (1993) 12.45 Spun. (2002) 2.30 The Bunker. (2001) 4.05 The Charlie’s Angels Story. (2004)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.30 Prince of Central Park. (2000) 8.30 Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. (2004) 10.15 With Honors. (1994) 12.00 Summer With the Ghosts. (2002) 1.45 Prince of Centra! Park. (2000) 3.40 UK Top 10. (2004) 4.00 Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. (2004) 6.00 With Honors. (1994) 8.00 Big Fish. (2003) 10.15 Stuck on You. (2003) 12.25 Darkness Falls. (2003) 2.10 National Lampoon’s Thanksgiving Reunion. (2003) 3.50 All the Love You Cannes!. (2002) 5.30 Summer With the Ghosts. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Three Coins In the Fountain. (1954) 8.00 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.40 All about Eve. (1950) 11.00 Judgment at Nuremberg. (1961) 2.00 Tarzan Goes to India. (1962) 330 Three Coins In the Fountain. (1954) 5.40 All about Eve. (1950) 8.00 Witness. (1985) 10.00 Big Jake. (1971) 11.55 Chamber of Horrors. (1966) 1.40 Witness. (1965) 3.40 UK Top 10. (2004) 4.00 Tarzan Goes to India. (1962)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Sports Adventure. 6.30 The Premiership Years. 8.30 Big Fight Special. 10.30 Live International Cricket. 2.05 Cricket Lunch. 2.25 Live International Cricket. 6.30 Live International Rugby Union: Churchill Cup. 0.00 Masters Football. 3.00 The Premiership Years. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 US Tour Golf. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Summer Supplement. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Powerboating Pi World Championships. 1.00 Motor Racing. 3.00 Masters Football. 6.00 Big Fight Special. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.30 Live US Tour Golf. 1.30 European Tour Golf. 5.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Max Power. 7.00 WWE Special. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Live European Tour Golf. 4.00 Powerboating PI World Championships. 4.30 WWE Special. 5.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 6.30 British Superbikes. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 0.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. 1.00 World Motor Spoa. 3.30 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 LFX. 8.00 Football: Confederations Cup. 9.00 MotoGP. 10.30 Live Superbike World Championships. 3.30 Live Vi/orld Touring Car Championship. 4.00 Motocross. 5.00 Superbike World Championships. 7.00 Live World Touring Car Championship. 7.45 Motor Sport. 8.15 Live World Touring Car Championship. 9.00 Motorsports Weekend. 9.30 Rally. 10.00 Football; Confederations Cup. 11.00 Live Champ Car. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 Stingray. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Oliver Beene. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. • 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 The World’s Greatest Sporting Legend. 9,00 24.10.00 24.11.00 Myths, Monsters and Hobbits. 12.00 South Park, 12.30 South Park. 1.00 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 Law and Order. 2.40 Britain's Hardest. 3.30 Next Action Star. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Dangerfield. 7.00 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Miss Marple. 12.15 *AIIo 'Allol. 1.00 ‘Alio ’Alio!. 1.45 As Time Goes By. 2.25 As Time Goes By. 3.05 As Time Goes By. 3.45 Miss Marple. 6.55 'Alio ‘Alio!. 7.40 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 8.20 ‘Alio ‘Allol. 9.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 9.40 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 10.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 11.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 11.40 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 12.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 1.00 White Nights. 3.35


. Charlie’s Angels. 4.30 Charlie’s Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Glastonbury 2005. 2.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. 3.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 3.30 Cyderdelic.


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