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6.00 Mr. Destiny. (1990) 8.00 Barbie<of Swan Lake. (2003) 9.30 Billy Madison. (1995) 11.05 Wild America. (1997) 12.55 Mr. Destiny. (1990) 2.50 UK Top 10. (2004) 3.15 David Copperfleld. (1999) 5.00 Barbie of Swan Lake. (2003) 6.30 Billy Madison. (1995) 8.00 Adaptation. (2001) 10.00 Sudden Death. (1995) 11.55 Blood Work. (2002) 1.50 Bonus Valiant. 2.20 The Lone Ranger. (2003) 3.55 New Best Friend. (2001) 5.30 US Top 10.
SKY MOVIES 2
6.00 Mary Higgins Clark's Pretend You Don’t See Her. (2002) 8.00 My Father, the Hero. (1994) 9.45 Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. (2003) 11.15 Caught in the A c t (2004) 1.00 Sounder. (2003) 2.35 My Father, the Hero. (1994) 4.10 Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. (2003) 5.45 Caught in the Act. (2004) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.00 Something’s Gotta Give. (2003) 10.15 Down with Love. (2002) 12.15 The Truth about Cats and Dogs. (1995) 2.15 The Milagro Beanfietd War. (1988) 4.15 Sounder. (2003)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Four Feathers. (1939) 8.00 A Star Is Bom. (1954) 11.00 Rio Lobo. (1970) 1.00 The Four Feathers. (1939) 3.00 A Star is Born. (1954) 6.00 Rio Lobo. (1970) 8.00 Two Mules for Sister Sara. (1970) 10.00 Cotton Comes to Harlem. (1970) 11.40The Long Goodbye. (1973) 1.35Two Mules for Sister Sara. (1970) 3.35 Sl^ Movies News. (2001) 4.05 Fancy Pants. (1950)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Premier League Preview Show. 8.00 Gillette World Sport. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.30 Football First: Game ol the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Foctball. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 ICC Cricket World. 6.30 Live World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. 12.30 US Tour Golf. 3.00 Euro Tour Golf. 5.00 Ford Football Special. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12.3.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 5.00 Gillette World Sport. 5.30 ATP Tennis.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Race World. 7.00 RallyMax TV. 8.00 Friday Fight Night. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Friday Fight Night. 3.00 Max Power. 4.00 RallyMax TV. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 Moto +. 8.30 Spanish Football. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Super League. 4.00 Australian Rugby League.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Gooooal!. 7.45 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 8.15 Live Biathlon. 9.00 Live Ski Jumping. 10.45 Live Figure Skating World Championships. 2.15 Live Pro-Tour Cycling. 4.00 Biathlon. 4.30 Cross- Country Skiing. 5.00 Cross-Country Skiing. 5.30 Live Curling. 7.00 Figure Skating World Championships. 8.00 Live Tennis. 9.45 YOZ Mag. 10.15 Six Nations Highlights. 0.45 British Eurosport News Report. 1.00 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Transformers: Armada. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Oh!. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Robots: The Making Of. 9.30 Relic Hunter. 10.30 Mutant X. 11.30 Star Trek; The Next Generation. 12.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Father of the Pride. 8.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 9.00 50 Worst Decisions of All Time. 11.00 Street Wars. 12.00 Hex. 1.00 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 2.40 Relic Hunter. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek; Voyager. 5.10 Zoids. 5.35 Transformers: Armada.
UKTV GOLD
6.05 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Dad’s Army. 9.40 Dad’s Army. 10.20 Dad’s Army. 11.00 Dad's Army. 11.40 Dad's Army. 12.20 Dad’s Army. 1.00 Dad’s Army. 1.40 Dad’s Army. 2.20 Dad's Army. 3.00 Dad’s Army. 3.40 Dad's Army. 4.20 Dad’s Army. 5.00 Dad's Army. 5.40 Dad's Army. 6.20 Dad’s Army. 7.00 Dad’s Army. 7.40 Dad’s Army. 8.20 Dad’s Army. 9.00 Platoon. 11.20 The Kumars at No 42.12.00 The Kumars at No 42. 12.40 A Very Important Pennts III. 1.20 Chef!. 1.55 Chef!. 2.30 The Kumars at No 42.3.05 The Kumars at No 42. 3.40 A Very Important Pennis III. 4.15 Chef). 4.50 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 5.05 Charlie’s Angels.
BBC THREE
7.00 BBC Three Outtakes Show. 7.10 Liquid Assets. 8.10 Job for the Slob. 9.10 The Last Laugh. 10.10 Cast Away. 12.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.55 Twisted Tales. 1.25 Grass. 1.55 The Mighty Boosh. 2.20 Liquid Assets. 3.20
The Last Laugh. SATURDAY, MARCH 19TH BBC1
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (C) 7.00 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.25 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz- Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 The Scooby-Doo Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dom in da Bungaiow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Footbali Focus. 12.45 Six Nations Grandstand. (C) 12.50 Six Nations Rugby Union. (C) 2.55 Around the Grounds. 3.00 Six Nations Rugby Union. (C) 4.15 Football Latest. 4.20 Six Nations Rugby Union. (C) 5.15 Football Results. 5.25 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.45 Six Nations Grandstand. Live cover age from Twickenham as England meet Scotland in the Six Nations Championship. Commentary by Nick Mullins and Andy Nicol. Kick-off at 6.00. (C)
7.45 The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize of a luxury holiday. (C)
8.20 Casualty. It’s Bex's first day back at work after she was raped, but a run- in with Claire sends her home early and marks the start of yet another ordeal. (C)
9.10 Archangel. Drama in which a histori an, in Moscow to attend a confer ence, is offered the chance to see Stalin’s secret notebook - leading to dangerous events in northern Russia.
(C)
10.10 News; Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre sents highlights of the day’s Premier ship matches, including Blackburn v Arsenal, Spurs v Manchester City, Bolton V Norwich and Manchester Utd V Fulham. (C)
! 12.00 FILM: Nightwatch. (1998) PsychOr ■ logical thriller in which a young law student moonlights as a nightwatch- man at a hospital mortuary. Else, where in the city, a crazed sex killer stalks the streets. Starring Ewan : McGregor,; Nick Nolte, Patricia Arquette. (C)
1.40 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz with captains Ally McCoist and Matt Daw son. Guests are Steve Backley, Jer- main Defoe, Gavin Henson and Rob bie Keane. (R) (C)
2.10 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 2.40 Joins BBC News 24.
Casualty, BBC1,8.20pm
Bollywood star Sameera Reddy guest stars as Anita, a friend of Guppy’s with an agenda. Bex is back at work and Claire wastes no time in letting her know what she thinks of her. Bex is finally sent home when Claire reduces her to tears - witnessed by Harry, Sele na and Charlie, who all sympathise with her. Bex drinks vodka when she gets home and passes out
BBC2
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Gary Rhodes: Cookery Year. (R) (C) 10.30 The Best. (R) (C) 11.00 Nation’s Favourite Food. (R) (C) 11.30 Bill’s Food. (R) (C) 12.00 See Hear. 12.45 Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 1.15 Racing from Uttoxeter. 2.50 Athletics: World Cross-Country. 3.50 FILM: Doctor Who and the Daleks. (1965) Starring Peter Cushing. (C) 5.10 Gardeners’ World. (R) (C) 5.30 Flog It! (R) (C) 6.30 Around the World in 80 Trea sures. Documentary series. (R)
7.30 The Story of Doctor Who. Docu mentary on the much-loved TV science fiction series. (R) (C)
8.30 Some Things You Need To Know About Dr Who. Trivia con cerning the Time Lord. (C)
8.40 Dr Who Mastermind. Four Doc tor Who aficionados will be quizzed by Mastermind host John Humphrys. (C)
9.10 Arena: Francis Bacon’s Arena. Exclusive documentary about the great painter Francis Bacon. (C)
10.50 The Apprentice. Reality TV series. (R) (C)
11.50 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (R) (C)
12.20 FILM: Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon. (1998) Starring Derek Jacobi. (C) 1.45 Joins BBC News 24.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) 7.20 Milkshake!. 7.25 Noddy. (R) 7.55 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The Save-Umsi. (R) 9.00 Beyblade. (T) 9.30 Xcalibur. (R) 10.00 Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. (R) (T) 10.55 RAD - The Groms Tour America. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 FILM: Danielle Steel’s Fine Things. (1990) Starring D W Moffat, Tracy Pollan, Judith Hoag. (T) 4.20 FILM: Buddy. (1997) Starring Rene Russo, Robbie Coltrane, Alan Gum ming. (T) 5.50 Charmed. (R) (T)
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Rugby World Cup Sevens 2005 Live. 11.45 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.05 The Contender. 3.30 Cycling Highlights: Paris-Nice 2005. 4.30 Rugby World Cup Sevens 2005 Highlights. 5.30 cd:uk. 6.30 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.05 Celebrity Fit Club. 8.05 Movies Now. 8.15 Nanny 911.9.15 The Siege. 11.25 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 12.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 1.30 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.55 Teleshopping. 4.55 ITV2 Nightscreen. 5.30 Rugby World Cup Sevens 2005 Live.
iTV3
6.00 Survival. 6.50 Survival. 7.50 Film RIe. 7.55 Campion. 9.00 The Royal. 10.00 Survival. 11.00 Noah’s Ark. 12.05 The Royal. 1.05 Surgical Spirit. 1.40 Surgical Spirit. 2.10 The Grimleys. 2.40 The Grimleys. 3.10 Rising Damp. 3.40 Campion. 4.50 Noah’s Ark. 5.55 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 Rim File. 7.15 Hornblower. 9.15 Midsomer Murders. 11.15 Hammer House of Horror. 12.15 The Bill Omnibus. 2.20 Noah’s Ark. 3.25 Teleshopping. 5.55 ITV3 Niqhtscreen.
6.40 7.30
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy faces her destiny. (T) FlLM:Tarzan and the Lost City. (1998) On the eve of their wedding in Africa, the jungle man and his fiancee run into mercenaries intent on plun dering the mystical city of Opar. Star ring Casper Van Dien, Jane March. (T)
8.55 five news. (T) 9.10 CShNY. A robbery in Chinatown goes badly awry when two of the thieves are killed in an explosion. (T)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Junglies. 7.45 The Forgotten Toys. 7.55 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Elmo’s World. 8.45 Jibba Jabba. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Skin Deep: All Access. 1.40 Stepmom. 4.05 Charmed. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America’s Next Top Model. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. 12.20 Melrose Place. 1.15 'The Division. 2.05 Celebrity Extra. 2.10 Street Psychic. 3.00 The Wedding Planner. 3.25 The Cosby Show. 3.50 Happy Family. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Captain Nemo and the Underwater City. 2.00 Do You Believe in the Paranormal? 3.00 Best Kept Secrets of the Paranormal. 4.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Dark Angel. 9.20 New Twilight Zone. 10.00 Ginger Snaps. 12.00 Wishcraft. 1.55 Emmanuelle 2000.3.25 Dark Angel. 4.40 Ray Bradbury. 5.05 The Pretender.
Sudden Death, Sky Movies 1 ,10pm [T:1
International action superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme teams with Powers Boothe in a tension- packed, suspense thriller set
against the backdrop of a Stanley Cup game. Van Damme portrays a father
whose daughter is suddenly taken during a championship hockey
explosion before the final buzzer..... f *** i
game. With the captors demanding game s end. Van Damme frantically sets a *1*® ‘•sugMer and abort an impending
Girl with a Peari Eaning, Sky Movies 2,8pm
Griefs forced by tragedy to become a maid for the master painter. Fascinated by his craft, she soon shows an aptitude for helping in his studio, where she finds herself drawn to the man and his world of color and light- As she becomes part of his woijt, their
i i i r in d i-SSoufy S f n his Orfemd ho^^^ and beyond, fuel ing a scandal that threatens to rum them all.
10.05 Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Goren and Eames try to connect a psychic to a double murder. (T)
11.00 Make Me a Supermodel. (T) 12.00 FILM: Blue Heat. (1990) A LAPD vet eran uncovers a drug ring with con nections to the city’s most powerful leaders. Starring Brian Dennehy. (T)
1.50 Law and Order: SVU. (R) (T) 2.35 FILM: Dangerous Attraction. (1999) (T) 4.05 Sunset Beach. (R) (T) 4.50 The Invaders. (R) (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)
ITV1
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Creature Comforts. (R) 12.50 Hardware. (R) 1.20 FI: Malaysian Grand Prix Qualifying. 3.05 Midsomer Mur ders. (R) 5.05 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
5.20 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.
in the bathroom. Selena and Charlie pop round to check on her, realise that some thing is wrong and burst in - is she alive?
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.30 Freaky. (R) (T) 9.50 hit40uk. (R) 10.20 One Tree Hill. (T) 11.20 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 Simple Life. (R) (T) 12.55 Fool Around... with Jodie Marsh. 2.00 C4 Racing. (T) 4.20 FILM: Here on Earth. (2000) Starring Chris Klein. (T) 6.00 Morgan and Platell. Political chat. 6.30 C4 News;. (T) 7.00 Surviving Extremes. Writer and professor Nick Middleton travels to some of the most extreme loca tions on the planet. (R) (T)
8.00 Surviving Extremes. Nick Mid dleton travels to some of the most extreme locations on the planet.
9.10 FILM: We Were Soldiers. (2002) Powerful Vietnam War drama about an elite combat unit of sol diers preparing to face two thou sand North Vietnamese fighters in an area later known as the Valley of Death. Starring Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe. Sam Elliott. (T)
11.45 The Friday Night Project. Com edy entertainment for Friday night.
12.50 Nathan Barley. Final part of the comedy series. (R) (T)
1.25 FILM: Dracula: Prince of Darkness. (1966) Starring Christopher Lee. (T) 3.00 FILM: The Crazies. (1973) Starring Lane Carroll. 4.50 Stagnate. (R) 4.55 Freesports on 4. (R) 5.50 Angela Anaconda. (R) (T)
5.35 New You’ve Been Framed. Harry Hill keeps the laughs coming in another episode of the home video show. Caught on camera this evening - stage falls, mad mums, haircut horrors and animal antics.
6.05 Stars in Their Eyes. Five individu als transform themselves into their idols. Tonight they become Andy Bell from Erasure, Darren Hayes from Savage Garden, Alanis Morissette, Alison Moyet, and Gary Jules.
7.05 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Welsh group Stereo phonies perform their new single, Antony Worrall Thompson plays Human Pinball, and Coronation Street’s Bradley Walsh gets stitched up in Ant and Dec Under cover.
8.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win ning qtiiz show in which contes tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.
9.15 An Audience with Al Murray. The Pub Landlord, aka comedian Al Murray, entertains a celebrity audi ence including Frank Skinner, Suranne Jones, Hugo Speer, Edwina Currie, Frank Carson and Sheila Ferguson.
10.15 Parkinson. Billie Piper chats about the new Doctor Who, Ewan MacGregor talks about Robots and the latest Star Wars movie, and Jamie Oliver talks about his series Jamie’s School Dinners.
11.15 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.30 iFILM: William Shakespeare’s
- ; ; Romeo -f : Juliet; (1996) Shake speare’s greatlove story in a mod ern American setting. The young lovers find their romance threat-
fsSiSiSSried by the rivalryiof their fatnilies. 1.30 Rugby World Cup Sevens 2005 Highlights. Angus Scott presents highlights of the second day’s action from Hong Kong. England have won the previous three Hong Kong tournaments and will be anx ious to make it a fourth success.
2.20 cd:uk. Alesha Dixon and Dave Berry present the music chart show featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.
3.10 Entertainment Now! The latest showbiz news. (R)
3.35 Dare to Believe. (R) 4.05 Mixmasters. (R) 4.30 Cybernet. (R) 4.55 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.30 The Politics Show. 1.30 EastEn- ders. (R) (C) 3.25 Father Dowling Investi gates. (R) (C) 4.15 My Family (R) (C) 4.45 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones intro duces the second of two programmes to find the Songs of Praise School Choirs of 2005. Six schools from all over the British Isles have won through to the final. (C)
5.25 The Adventures of Robert Louis Stevenson. (C)
6.25 Last of the Summer Wine. Clegg climbs a tree to prove a point and finds that what goes up doesn’t come down so easily Meanwhile, the police have to deal with the case of a run away cooker. (C)
6.55 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel looks back on the last series and traces what happened to some of the star items discovered in the last six months. Plus a preview of a new sis ter programme. (C)
7.45 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.10 Casualty. Nothing’s going right for Abs and Nina, who are desperate to spend their first night together. An unlikely couple from the department get much closer than they should. (C)
9.00 Archangel. Drama in which a histori an has the chance to see Stalin’s secret notebook. Kelso, O’Brian and Zinaida are just a few steps ahead of murderous forces trying to keep the secret safe. (C)
10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Two years after Tony Blair took Britain to war with Iraq, John Ware examines how the prime minis ter made his case, in the light of more recent events. (C)
11.15 Billy Connolly’s World Tour of Eng land, Ireland and Wales. Comedy and travelogue with the Celtic come dian as he tours with his stand-up show. Billy marvels at the transforma tion of Cardiff Bay, and pans for gold in a mountain stream. (R) (C)
11;45 FILM:The Last Seduction. (1994) Erotic thriller about a woman who double-crosses her husband and begins a new life in a small town,
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she seduces and corrupts a local man. Starring Linda
1.35 Joins BBC News 24.
: Rorentino, Peter Berg, Bill Pullman.:, (C)
Diamond Geezer, ITV1, 9pm
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Loveable rogue Des (David Jason) is coming to the end of a three-year stretch at Her Majesty’s pleasure. Trusted by inmates and prison guards alike, Des is a simple, stammering soul who wouldn’t hurt a fly... or at least that’s what he likes people to think! Rapidly approaching the end of his sentence, Des has had enough time to learn everything he needs to know and meticulously
ITV1
plan a multi-million pound diamond heist. Luckily, high security and steel bars prove to be no obstacle for Des to sneak out of prison.
CHANNEL 4
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak ers. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. (C) 12.00 Home Front in the Garden. (R) (C) 12.30 The Super League Show. (C) 1.20 Sun day Grandstand. 1.35 British Freestyle Skiing. 1.45 Boxing: ABA Finals. 1.55 Lon don Olympic Bid News. 3.00 Swimming. 4.30 Athletics: World Cross-Country. 5.30 Wild Scotland. (R) (C) 5.40 Big Cat Diary: Family Histories. (R) (C) 6.10 Natural World. Documentary. (R) 7.00 Yukon River: The Challenge. Documentary about a Putney man who lakes on the River Quest. (C)
8.00 Ray Mears’ Bushcraft. The world of bushcraft. (R) (C)
9.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (C)
9.30 HELP. Sitcom about a therapist and his array of clients. (C)
10.00 Outlaws. Drama series. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chiles presents highlights from today’s Premiership matches. (C)
11.20 Arrested Development. (C) 12.05 Rugby Special. 12.45 FILM: Jailbreakers. (1994) Drama about a young cheeriead-, er and a rebellious biker. Starring ; Shannon Doherty. (C)
2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE
6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Jay Jay the Jet Plane. (R) 6.30 Franny’s Feet. 6.40 Oswald. (R) 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) 7.20 Milk shake!. 7.25 Noddy. (R) 7.40 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 7.55 Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 Save-Ums! (R) 9.00 Insect Antics. (R) 9.05 Peppa Pig. (R) 9.10 Ice Cream Machine. (R) (T) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) 10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R)10.30 Combat Club. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R ) 1 1 .35 Make It Big. (R) (T) 12.05 Braceface. (R) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 Easter in Art. (R)
(T) 1.50 FILM: 4 for Texas. (1963) Starring Frank Sinatra. (T) 4.00 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case of the Notorious Nun. (1986) Star ring Raymond Burr. (T) 5.55 news. (T) 6.10 FILM: Teen Wolf. (1985):Comedy about a teenager who discovers he is the latest of his family to,inherit a werewolf gene. Starring Michael J Fox, James Hampton. (T)
8.00 Joey. Joey donates his savings to Gina’s plan to open her own salon.
8.30 Two and a Half Men. Sitcom. (T)
9.00 ;; FILM: Commando. (1985) All-action ; adventure in which a retired Special a one-man war:
to rescue his kidnapped daughter. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (T)
10.45 World’s Wildest Police Videos. (T) 11.45 Dumber and Dumber. With Tommy Vance and Jasmine Lowson. (R) (T)
12.15 2005 Winter X Games. (T) 12.50 NCAA College Basketball. 1.55 Sunshine Golf Tour. 2.45 Portuguese Football. (R) 4.25 Dutch Football. (R)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Junglies. 7.45 Forgotten Toys. 7.55 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Elmo’s World. 8.45 Jibba Jabba. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.00 America’s Next Top Model. 1.00 Celebrity Extra. 1.30 Life as We Know It: Uncovered. 2.00 Life as We Know It. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 Extreme Makeover UK. 9.00 Dead Famous. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 CSI. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 Division. 1.45 Hollywood Star Treatment. 2.10 Street Psychic. 3.00 Wedding Planner. 3.25 Cosby Show. 3.50 Happy Family. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 12.00 Medical Investigation. 5.10 Crusade. 6.05 Andromeda. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 7.55 Arachnophobia. 10.00 Ginger Snaps: Unleashed. 11.45 Soul Survivors. 1.20 Good vs Evil. 2.15 Good vs Evil. 3.10 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Farscape.
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Foot ball: Le Championnat. 7.30 Skiing World Cup. 8.25 Vee-TV. (T) 8.55 Switched. (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 1.00 H Side Story. (T) 1.30 Constantine: T4 Movie Special. (T) 2.05 Friends. (R) (T) 2.40 The OC. (T) 3.40 Freaky. (T) 4.05 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 5.00 Time Team. (T) 6.00 The Simpsons. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge USA. Mechanical engineering series.
7.30 C4 News;. Including sport. (T) 8.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top ical satirical comedy with Rory Bremner. (T)
9.00 ;;FILM:Th8 Wedding Planner. ; , (2001) Romantic comedy about a
; j::.;;’;{haid-wbrking' ding planner whose highly organ ised life changes when she quite literally falls for her top client’s fiance. Starring Jennifer Lopez,
lKSs K Matthew Wilson. (T)
11.00 TopTen - Pop Princesses. Cerys Matthews and Betty Boo take a look at pop’s female icons. (R) (T)
12.35 South Park. (R) (T) 1.05 Reasons to be Cheerful. (R) (T) 1.15 KOTV. (T) 1.45 World Football Show. 2.10 French Football. 4.00 Skiing World Cup. (R) 4.55 Freesports on 4. (R) 5.50 Angela Anaconda. (R) (T)
6.00 GMTV. 6.40 F1: Malaysian Grand Prix Live. 9.00 GMTV. 11.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 11.15 My Favourite Hymns. 12.15 Sunday Supplement. 12.45 Jonathan Dim- bleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.40 Granada News and Weath er. 1.45 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. 2.15 The Championship. 3.00 F1: Malaysian Grand Prix. (R) 5.30 The Trouble with Mr Bean. (R) 3.00 FI: Malaysian Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal presents another chance to see the Malaysian Grand Prix, with commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle. Including this morning’s final quali fying session. (R)
5.30 The Trouble with Mr Bean. Mr Bean eventually gets to an appointment with the dentist after oversleeping. But what follows would make even the most mild- mannered dentist wish his patient had stayed in bed. (R)
6.00 House of Horrors. The show that catches rotten traders red-handed. In this edition, a gardening firm who leave behind a mockery of a rockery, and we visit possibly the unluckiest house in Britain.
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale. Louise grows con cerned when she realises that Matthew’s interested in more than just being friends. Chloe ingrati ates herself with Carl. Laurel is frustrated by life with Ashley.
7.30 Coronation Street. Angela buries the truth, but can she hide her dirty secret with Tommy forever? Ray finally gains Tracy’s acceptance. Roy and Hayley contemplate life without Chesney.
8.00 Heartbeat. Ventress puts his act ing skills to the test when stolen Russian icons are smuggled into the area. Vernon is in trouble again when he and David train Alfred to hunt for truffles.
9.00 Diamond Geezer. David Jason stars in this drama about a love able rogue, reaching the end of a prison stretch, who thinks he’s masterminded the perfect crime. Then a new, 17-year-old inmate arrives.
11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.15 Rugby World Cup Sevens 2005 Highlights. Angus Scott presents highlights of the final day’s action from Hong Kong.
12.15 FI: Malaysian Grand Prix High lights. Jim Rosenthal presents the best of the action plus post-race analysis from the Malaysian Grand Prix.
1.15 The Paul O’Grady Show. (R) 2.10 Trisha. (R) 3.05 Today with Des and Mel. (R) 3.55 National Treasure Uncovered. (R) 4.20 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
ITV 2
6.00 Rugby World Cup Sevens 2005 Live. 11.30 Cameron Diaz... Love Chain. 12.00 American Idol. 12.30 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 1.40 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.25 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 8.00 American Idol. 9.20 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 10.20 Coronation Street. 10.50 Desperately Seeking Sheila. 11.50 Celebrities Exposed: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. 12.50 Vinnie Jones's Orange Playlist. 1.20 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.50 Teleshopping. 5.50 tTV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 7.50 Outside Edge. 8.15 Film File. 8.25 Jeeves and Wooster. 9.25 Second Thoughts. 9.55 Second Thoughts. 10.25 Hornblower. 12.30 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 1.35 Cadfael. 3.10 Outside Edge. 3.40 Jeeves and Wooster. 4.45 Second Thoughts. 5.50 Heartbeat. 6.55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Churchill. 9.00 March or Die. 11.05 The Vice. 12.10 March or Die. 2.10 Teleshopping. 3.10 ITV3 Niahtscreen.3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.
SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 The Echo of Thunder. (1998) 8.00 Johnny English. (2002) 9.35 Kangaroo Jack. (2003) 11.10 Dragonheart. (1996) 1.00 Peacemakers. (2003) 2.25 David Copperfield. (1999) 4.00 Dragonheart. (1996) 6.00 Kangaroo Jack. (2003) 7.35 US Top 10.8.00 Johnny English. (2002) 9.30 Bruce Almighty. (2003) 11.20 Red Rock West. (1992) 1.05 All or Nothing. (2001) 3.15 Decadence. (1993) 4.45 Touching Wild Horses. (2002)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.00 SptltsvIIIe. (1998) 7.35The Little Polar Bear. (2002) 9.00 Finding Buck McHenry. (2000) 10.45 Bonus! Robots. 11.15 Splitsville. (1998) 12.50 Dear God. (1996) 2.45 The Little Polar Bear. (2002) 4.10 School of Life. (2003) 6.05 Dear God. (1996) 8.00 Girl with a Pearl Earring. (2003) 10.00 Underworld. (2003) 12.05 Consequence. (2003) 1.50 North Star. (1995) 3.25 Top Secret!. (1984) 5.00 Finding Buck McHenry. (2000)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Chaplin Today: The Circus. (2003) 6.35 13 Ghosts. (1960) e.OO Funny Girl. (1968) 10.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 11.00 Conquest of Space. (1955) 12.30 13 Ghosts. (1960) 2.00 Charade. (1963) 4.00 Funny Girl. (1968) 6.30 Conquest of Space. (1955) 8.00 Charade. (1963) 10.00 Foxy Brown. (1974) 11.35 The Last Picture Show. (1971) 1.45 The River Rat. (1984) 3.25 Chaplin Today: The Circus. (2003) 4.00 California. (1946)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football First: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Tennis: ATP Masters. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.30 Football First; Match Choice. 0.00 Football First: Match Choice. 1.30 Football First; Match Choice. 3.00 Football League Review. 4.00 Spanish Football. 5.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Spanish Football. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 US Tour Golf. 3.30 Watersports World. 4.30 Euro Tour Golf. 7.30 Live US Tour Golf. 10.30 Euro Tour Golf. 1.30 Euro Tour Golf. 4.30 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An F1 Driver?. 7.00 Max Power. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 US Superbikes: Daytona. 2.00 Australian Rugby League. 4.00 US Superbikes. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 7.00 Gillette World Sport. 7.30 Watersports World. 8.30 NBA Basketball. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 0.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 1.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 2.00 Tennis: ATP Masters Series • Final. 4.00 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 YOZ Mag. 8.00 Live Biathlon. 9.30 Live Ski Jumping. 10.45 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 1.00 Live MotoGP. 2.00 Live Football: Serie A. 4.00 Live Curling. 5.00 Figure Skating World Championships. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 9.45 MotoGP. 10.45 Live Curling. 0.30 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Transformers; Armada. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gi- Oh!. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Futurama. 9.30 Relic Hunter. 10.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 11.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Father of the Pride. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.00 Ronnie Biggs: Last Escape?. 12.00 Red Light Girts. 1.00 Best of Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.50 Relic Hunter. 2.40 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Zoids. 5.35 Transformers: Armada.
UKTV GOLD
6.05 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 9.40 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 10.20 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 11.00 ‘Alio ‘AlloL 11.40 •Alio ‘Allol. 12.20 ’Alio ‘Alio!. 1.00 Open All Hours. 1.40 Open All Hours. 2.20 Open All Hours. 3.00 It Ain’t Half Hot. Mum. 3.40 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 4.20 It Ain't Half Hot. Mum. 5.00 ‘Alio 'Alio!. 5.40 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 6.20 ‘Alio ’Alio!. 7.00 Open All Hours. 7.40 Open All Hours. 8.20 Open All Hours. 9.00 My Family. 9.40 My Family. 10.20 My Family. 11.00 My Family. 11.40 My Family, 12.20 My Family. 12.55 The TOn Blue Line. 1.30 The Thin Blue Line. 2.05 Auf WIedersehen, Pet. 3.10 TTie Thin Blue Line. 3.45 The Thin Blue Line. 4.20 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 4.40 Charlie’s Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 Spendaholics. 8.00 What Women Want. 10.00 Casanova. 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.30 Twisted Tales. 12.00 High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman. 12.30 Swiss Toni. 1.00 Lip Smackin'. 1.30 Spendaholics. 2.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.55 Twisted Tales. 3.25 High Spirits with Shiiiev Ghostman.
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