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6.30 Sarah, Pta!n and Tall: Winter's End. (1999) 8.30 Air Bud: Spikes Back. (2003) 10.00 The Little Rascals. (1994) 11.30 The Simple Life of Noah Dearborn. (1999) 1.00 Sarah, Plain and Tall: Winter's End. (1999) 2.45 Paradise Virus. (2003) 4.30 Open House. (2003) 6.15 The Simple Life o f Noah Dearborn. (1999) 8.00 Final DestinaUon 2. (2003) 9.35 Blood Work. (2002) 11.30 An Eye for an Eye. (1996) 1,15 Running Cool. (1993) 3.05 A Stranger among Us. (1992) 5.00 Mel. (1999)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.05 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 7.45 Terror Peak. (2003) 9.30 Cab to Canada. (1998) 11.05 The Sweetest G if t (1998) 12.50 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 2.30 Terror Peak. (2003) 4.15 Cab to Canada. (1998) 5.50 The Sweetest Gift. (1998) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 6.00 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. (2003) 10.00 Enough. (2002) 12.00 The Abyss. (1969) 2.30 Bonus! Bride and Prejudice. 2.50 Kung Pow: Enter the F is t (2000) 4.20 Wildfire 7; The Inferno. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Barry Lyndon. (1975) 9.05 Defence of the Realm. (1985) 11.00 An Affair to Remember. (1957) 1.00 Barry Lyndon. (1975) 4.05 Defence of the Realm. (1985) 6.00 An Affair to Remember. (1957) 8.00 The Eagle Has Landed. (1976) 10.20 Serpico. (1973) 12.35 The Eagle Has Landed. (1976) 2.55 The Rutles. (1976) 4.20 Perfect Strangers. (1950)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Gillette World Sport. 8.00 Premier League Preview Show. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Super League: Grand Rnal. 8.30 Football Rrst: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Footbali Rrsf Match Choice. 2.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


7.30 World Wide Rugby. 9.30 ICC Cricket World. 10.00 Friday Rght Night. 12.00 Moto +. 12.30 World Wide Rugby. Z30 Rugby Union. 5.00 Rugby' Union: Currie Cup. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 3.00 Super League: Grand Rnal. 5.00 Moto +. 5.30 Powerboating.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 Powerboating. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Boots N All Special. 10.00 NFL Weekly Review. 11.00 Race World. 12.00 Boots N All Special. 1.00 International Rugby League. 3.00 Friday Rght Night. 5.00 Max Power. 6.00 Euro Tour Golf. 8.00 Max Power. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 11.00 Super League: Grand Rnal. 1.00 Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


6.15 Live MotoGP.7.15 MotoGP. 7.45 MotoGP. 8.30 Rally. 9.00 MotoGP. 10.00 Live WTA Tennis. 11.30 Live WTA Tennis. 1.00 Live ATP Tennis. 2.30 MotoGP. 4.00 Strongest Man. 5.00 MotoGP. 7.00 Rally Raid. 7.30 Live Football: Serie A. 9.30 YOZ Xtreme. 10.00 Rally. 10.30 MotoGP. 11.30 British Eurosport News Report 11.45 2004 X Games. 0.


3.00 Live MotoGP. 4.15 Live MotoGP. 5.30 Live MotoGP.


SKY ONE


6.00 Ultimate Sci-R Top 10: Robots. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00, Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 2.8.00 Stargate SG- 1. 9.00 Stargate Atlantis. 10.00 Battlestar Galactica. 1.30 Street Wars. 2.25 WWE: Smackdown. 4.15 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who Omnibus. 8.55 Goodnight Sweetheart. 9.25 Goodnight Sweetheart. 10.00 EastEnders Bad Boys Weekend. 7.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 7.40 The Good Life. 8.20 The Thin Blue Line. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.05 Absolutely Fabulous. 10.45 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.25 Only Fools and Horses. 12.30 Have I Got News for You. 1.05 Room 101. 1.40 Absolutely Fabulous. 2.15 Absolutely Fabulous. 2.50 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 3.25 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 4.00 Charlie’s Angels. 4.55 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 5.25 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum.


BBC THREE


7.00 The Making of Flashmob the Opera: Update. 7.30 The Truman Show. 9.10 Spooks. 10.10 Spooks. 11.10 The Graham Norton Effect. 12.00 Good Girls Don't. 12.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.20 Sex, Warts and AIL 1.50 Sex, Warts and All. 2.20 Liquid Assets. 3.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.15 Quincy, ME. 1.15 Quincy, ME. 2.15 CD:UK. 3.15 Felicity. 4.05 Undeclared. 4.35 Undeclared. 5.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 5.30 Entertainment Today. 6.20 The Block Australia. 7.10 Orange Playlist. 7.40 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 8.10 The Xtra Factor.


6.00 Postcards.6.10 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sun- rise.7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 10.00 Hercules; the Legendary Journeys. (T) 10.55 RAD. (R) (T) 12.00 Beyblade. (T) 12.30 Duel Masters.1.00 Combat Club. (T) 1.30 The Chart.2.00 Dawson’s Creek. (T) 2.55 FILM: Marooned. (1969) Starring Gregory Peck. (T)


s. 5J20.:: i, FILM:The Wind in the Willows. (1997) Live-action version of the tale. Rat, Mole and Badger’s welfare is put at risk when Toad uses their proper- ties as collateral. Staming Eric Idle. (T)


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10.10 Play It to the Bone. 12.35 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 1.35 Teleshopping. 3.35 |TV2 NIghtscreen. 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus.


PLUS


6.00 Not on Your Nellie. 6.30 Duck Patrol. 7.00 Only when I Laugh. 7.30 Rising Damp. 8.00 Watching. 8S0 Not on Your Nellie. 9.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 11.30 Watching. 12.00 Stagecoach. 2.00 The Fighting Kentuckian. 4.00 Angel and the Badman. 6.00 She Wore a Yellow Ribbon. 8.00 Colombo. 9.30 Strange but True?. 10.00 Carrott's Juicy Bits. 10.30 Rising Damp. 11.00 Tommy Cooper. 11.30 Sez Les -. Extra. 12.00 Valdez Is Coming. 2.00 Hawaii Rue-0.3.00 Teleshopping.


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Wiggly Park. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Oswald. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 Life with Bonnie. 10.30 Life with Bonnie. 11.00 The Nanny. 11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Everwood. 1.00 Everwood. 2.00 Robin Hood:


BBC1


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (C) 7.00 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.20 The Mummy. (R) (C) 7.45 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 The Scooby-Doo Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weath­ er. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grand­ stand. (C) 1.05 Rugby League.1.40 World Matchplay Golf.4.30 Final Score. (C) 5.15 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.35 Just for Laughs. (R) (C) 6.05 Only Fools and Horses. Sitcom. Del takes up Boycie’s tempting offer of a considerable financial reward for act­ ing as a courier to collect diamonds from Amsterdam. (R) (C)


7.35 The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Quiz show with host Phillip Schofield. One contestant will get the chance to win a round-the-world trip. Plus theThunderball, Lotto and Lotto Extra Draws. (C)


8.20 Casualty. Comfort is finding it hard to cope with Rn’s disappearance. Luke gets into trouble when he tries to be charitable. Nina accuses Ellen of lying to Abs. (C)


9.10 A Most Mysterious Murder: The Case of Charles Bravo. Julian Fel- lowes goes back to 19th century Eng­ land with a dramatised recreation of a classic murder mystery - the poison­ ing of London lawyer Charles Bravo. (C)


10.10 News; Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre­ sents highlights of all today’s eight Premiership matches. (C)


■ 12.00" FILM: The Legend of Hell House. : ' < (1973) Atmospheric supernatural shocker in which a dying millionaire, offers money to a sceptical physicist ■' to investigate a haunted mansion


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I ~ where a number of,strange deaths'.' . have occurred. Starring Pamela


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' Franklin, Roddy MoDowall,.Clive ^ Revill.(C)


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'1,30 FILM: The Hound of, the, Baskervilles. (1977) Spoof of the


' Sherlock Holmes tale, in which a- , weary Holmes entrusts Dr Watson,: his faithful companion, with the case of a family long haunted by the curse of a fiendish canine. Starring Peter Cook, Dudley Moore. (C)


45 British Eurosport News Report. 1.00 Close.


3.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (Cj 4.00 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) 4.30 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 5.00 Joins BBC News 24.


Casualty: When the Devil Rides, BBC1, 8.20pm


Fin has gone missing and Comfort, carrying his baby, has been been iooking high and low without success. Now, Fin’s disappearance is featured in the local paper and Comfort is fran­ tic with worry. She breaks down in front of Tess and wonders whether Fin wili ever find out that she is pregnant. Meanwhile, Luke drops off an envelope, con­ taining money, at Kate’s house. Her boyfriend turns


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 World Matchplay Golf. (C) 12.30 See Hear. (C) 1.20 The Flying Gardener. (R) (C) 1.35 Film 2004 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 2.05 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 2.55 FILM: The Importance of Being Earnest. (1952) Starring Michael Redgrave. (C) 4.30 World Matchplay Golf. (C) 5.15 What the Papers Say. 5.25 The Flying Garden­ er. (R) 5.35 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave 'Em. 6.10 Flog It! Members of the public try to make money out of their antiques. (R) (C)


7.10 The Grade Fields Story. Docu­ mentary about comic actress Gra­ de Fields. (C)


8.10 Magic. Series which gives a definitive guide to the history of performance magic. (C)


9.10 Venice. Documentary series telling the story of the birth of Venice. (C)


10.10.":FILM: Wilde. (1997)'Poignant: ' , ■' dramatisation of the life of Oscar: ' Wilde, leading up to the sensa-


tional trial that resulted in his ulli- mate downfall. Starring Stephen '


' Fry, Jude Law, Vanessa Red- • grave. (C)


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12.05 FILM: A Man of No Importance. (1994) Starring Albert Finney, Rufus Sewell. (C) 1.40 Joins BBC News 24. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone


FIVE


7.00 Charmed. Paige is forced to make a deal with a demon. (T)


7.50 five news and sport. (T) 8.10 Britain’s Worst DIY’er. Quentin Will- son presents the show that brings together the most useless people ever to pick up a powertool. (R) (T)


9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom, Sara and Nick respond to an electrocution at a casino. Catherine


and Warrick investigate a vampire murder. (R) (T)


Men in Tights. 4.00 My Wife and Kids. 4.30 Jesse. 5.00 That 70s Show. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Girls Behaving Badly. 6.30 Girls Behaving Badly. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 Queer Eye lor the Straight Guy UK. 9.00 Dead Famous. 10.00 Bram Stoker’s Dracula. 12.25 Celebrity Most Haunted. 1.25 Winona Ryder: Hollywood's Stars. 1.50 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 The Strip. 2.55 Happy Family. 3.20 Happy Family. 3.45 Royally A-Z. 4.30 Ufa with Bonnie. 5.00 Life with Bonnie. 5.25 Celebrity Extra. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The Lone Gunmen. 1.00 The Lone Gunmen. 2.00 The Lone Gunmen. 3.00 The Lone Gunmen. 4.00 The Lone Gunmen. 5.00 The Invisible Man. 6.00 The Invisible Man. 7.00 Dark Angel. 8.00 Dark Angel. 9.00 Mad Mad House. 10.00 Virus. 12.00 Sex Files: Sexually Bewitched. 1.35 Dark Angel. 2.35 Dark Angel. 3.35 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Fist of the North Star. 5.30 Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040.


10.05 The Farm. Ed Hall presents the reality show set on a farm. (T)


11.10 The Shield. With an Armenian hit­ man hot on their trail, the Strike team scour the streets of the Armenian community to find him. (T)


12.10 PartyPoker.com European Open. Pro-celebrity poker action.


1.35 FILM: Dangerous Beauty. (1998) Starring Catherine McCormack. (T) 3.25 The Love Boat. (T) 4.10 The Invaders. (T) 5.00 Post- ■ cards. (R)5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


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CD:UK.12.30 ITV News; Weather.'l2 35 Granada News and Weather.12.40 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R)1.lo Corona­ tion Street Omriibus.3.25 FILM: Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure.5.00 Granada News and Weather.


5.15 News; Sports Results; Weather.


News update, sports results and weather report.


5.30 NewYou’ve Been Framed. Hany Hill delivers another burst of cam­


up at work and threatens Luke, pushing him to the ground. Josh scares him off but warns Luke to stay away from Katie, or he could end up getting hurt.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 GT on 4. (T) 7.30 Days of Thunder Racing. (T) 7.55 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.55 The Morning Line. (T) 9.55 hit40uk. (R) (T) 10.20 The OC. (R) (T) 11.20 Robbie Williams - Live in Cologne. (R) (T) 12.55 Kings of Come­ dy. (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from New­ market and Catterick. (T) 4.30 FILM: The Belles of StTrinian’s. (1955) Stam'ng Alas- tair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, George Cole. (T) 6.05 Unreported World. Sandra Jor­ dan visits Vietnam. (T)


6.35 C4 News;. (T) 7.05 Grand Designs. Series following


householders who want to re­ design their homes. (R) (T)


8.05 Building of the Year: The RIBA Stirling Prize. Live awards cere­ mony. (T)


9.10 Robbie Williams: The Show Off Must Go On. Robbie Williams looks back on his career. (T)


10.15 FILM: The Cell. (2000)“Sol-fi


' thriller in which a psychologists* uses revolutionary new technolo­ gy, to’ enter the mind of ’ a comatose serial killer. Starring


. . <. .Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn. (IT 12.10 Green Wing. (R) (T) 'l.20 FILM: Stickmen. (2001) Stam'ng Robbie Magasi- va. (T) 3.05 FILM: The Dead. (1987) Star­ ring Anjelica Huston. (T) 4.30 The Fugi­ tive. (R) (T) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T)


corder comedy, featuring all new home video clips sent in by view­ ers, including equestrian antics, clumsy mums and macho men.


6.00 The X Factor. The judges wel­ come the groups into their own homes and set a series of tasks for their group to complete. They must lose 2 of their 5 acts - after that, it’s up to the public!.


7.05 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Tonight on Ant and Dec’s game show with chances to win just about anything: Busted perform live in the studio and get tricked in Undercover. Plus more exciting live music from Blue.


8.10 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win­ ning quiz show in which contes­ tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.


9.10 An Audience With Harry Hill. Special one-off live show for an audience of celebrities including Frank Skinner and Miss World. Expect favourites such as Stouffer the cat - and keep an eye out for those badgers!.


10.10 Parkinson. Talk show king Michael Parkinson interviews more top celebrities. Guests this week are petrolhead Jeremy Clarkson and comedian Eddie Izzard, with music from Clare Teal.


11.15 News. The latest national and international news, plus national


_______ weather.


j 11.30 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop. (1984). ;


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; ’ . cop who lives by his own rules dis- P ' ‘


killer," Starring Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhoid, Lisa Eilbacher,


' 1.20 'FILM:,The Magnificent Seven •Bide!: (1972) The iMagnificent :


' ■, Seven ride' off to rescue the kid- ' napped wife of their leader, while ' also thwarting a band of Mexican


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bandits. Starring Lee Van Cleef, Stefanie Powers, Mariette Hartley.


3.00 CD:UK. Music chart show pre­ sented by Cat Deeley, featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.


3.50 Shoot the Writers. Comedy sketch show, featuring the writing talents of 300 writers and per­ formed by a cast of new young actors; (R)


3.50 Shoot the Writers. (R)4.15 Entertain­ ment Now! (R)4.40 Cybernet. (R)5.05 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


6.00 Postcards.6.05 WideWorld. (T) 6.30 Dap- pledown Farm. (R)6.50 Tickle, Patch and Friends.7.20 Milkshake!7.25 Noddy. (R)7.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (R)9.00 Babar. (R)9.25 George Shrinks. (R)9.55 Snobs. (R) (T) 10.25 Michaels’s Wild Challenge. (T) 11.00 Wish- bone.11.30 A Different Life. (T) 12.00 FAQ.12.35 The Great Artists. (R) (T) 1.05 five news. (T) 1.15 The Chart. (R)1.45 FILM: Columbo: Troubled Waters. (1975) Starring Peter Falk. (T) 3.40 FILM: Will Penny. (1968)


' Fast, frantic and foul-mouthed : comedy thriller in which a Detroit'


, obeys orders and travels to Bever-. ly Hills to track down his friend’s


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) (C) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.30 Country- file. (C) 12.30 Politics Show.1.35 EastEnders. (R) (C) 3.25 The Blue Planet. (R) (C) 4.25


' Shoebox Zoo. (R) (C) 4.50 Points of View. Terry Wogan pre­ sents viewers’ opinions on BBC pro­ grammes. (C)


5.10 Songs of Praise. Sally Magnusson meets people who are champions of peace and reconciliation, such as the woman who works as a peacemaker in one of the world’s most dangerous cities. (C)


5.45 Last of the Summer Wine. Sitcom. When Howard’s bicycle starts acting strangely in the presence of Pearl, Truly recommends Clegg to perform a ritual exorcism on it. (R) (C)


6.15 Rolf on Art. Rolf Harris delves info the life and work of JMW Turner, one of Britain’s best-loved landscape artist, and paints his own version of Turner’s The RghtingTemeraire. (C)


6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team head for Hampton Court. Amongst the valuables are a bronze produced by Rodin, an early long case clock and an sketch by abstract artist Mondrian. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Monarch of the'GIen. Drama series about the young laird of a Highlands estate. Paul gives an old army friend a job on the estate, with disastrous results. There’s the possibility of romance for Golly. (C)


9.00 Himalaya with Michael Palin. Michael Palin continues his Himalayan trek. He sees the Anna­ purna Sanctuary, meets the Nepalese king, visits a mountain monastery and climbs a glacier. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Rageh Omaar takes to the streets of Britain to investigate the unstoppable rise of knife culture among British teenagers. (C)


110.55 FILM: High Heels and Low LIfes. "i,


(2001) Action-packed comedy about, two young women living in London'’ who become embroiled in a danger- ‘ ous battle of wits with hardened crim- - ina’s when they attempt to blackmail ' them. Starring Minnie Driver, Mary -


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Panorama: Your ChilcFs Been Stabbed BBC1,10.15pm


Rageh Omaar reports from the UK for the first time in seven years to investigate the rising tide of knife crime among teenagers. During the course of his investigation, Rageh uncovers disturbing evi­ dence of the scale and extent of the problem - evi­ dence which reveals that the number of youngsters carrying, and using, knives has been massively under-


BBC2


7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Scooby- Doo and Scrappy-Doo. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 The Super League Show.11.30 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 11.35 World Matchplay Golf.12.30 Rugby.League: Super League Grand Rnal.1.10 Australian Motorcycle Grand Prix.1.45 World Match­ play Golf.5.30 Wild. (C) 6.10 Natural World. Documentary. (C) 7.00 Get a New Life. Advice on how to set up a new life abroad. (C)


8.00 Who Rules the Roost? Reality series in which couples take it in turns to give up work for a period and stay at home to put in some quality time with the kids. (C)


9.00 Motherland: Moving On. Docu­ mentary updating last year’s pro­ gramme Motherland: A Genetic Journey. (C)


10.00 Have I Got News for You. Come­ dy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants. (C)


10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chiles is joined by Gordon Stachan. (C)


11.15 Room 101. Paul Merton talks to a star guest. (C)


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11.45 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (C)


"12.15 FILMt'Sugartim'e. (1995) GaffgF^ ster drama recounting a real-lifej lov0'affair,_Starrlng Joiin Turturro.;^


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


starring Charlton Heston. (T) 5.45 news. (T) 6.05 ' FILM: Three Men and a Little Lady.’ ' (1990) In this comedy sequel to . , ‘Three Men and a Bab/ia new man


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jeopardises the happiness of the three dads and their five-year-old daughter.


8.00 BLM: Practical Magic. (1998) Super- I '■ natural romantic comedy about two Witches whose powers come at a price - they live under a ,curse. Stam'ng Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Dianne Wiest (T)


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Skv Movies 2 ,8pm


Andie Anderson (Kate Hudson), Composure Magazine’s “How-To" columnist, has a very unusual assignment and a quick deadline. She has to write a firsthand account of all the things that women do to inadvertently drive men away... and she’s got to do it in 10 days. Now she’s on a m is s io n ----------------------------------


iT a s s fc ^ d lt^ a Classic a a t in g mis ta k e s so he’ll dump her. " 'a'*® all th e Rollerball, Sky Movies 2 ,9.40pm


Jonathan Cross (Chris Klein) is an all-American hotshot, the most popular player in the fastest and most extreme sport of all time: Rollerball- Along with teammates Marcus Ridley (LL Cool J) and Aurora (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos), Jonathan is living the high life.


accidents bring instantly higher ratings. Soon Jonathan and his friends are playing for their lives.


Things go wrong when Rollerbail's creator Petrovich (Jean Reno), realizes that serious on-court


10.00 The Farm. Ed Hall presents the live final of the reality show set on a farm.


11.05 Peter Kay Live at the Top of the Tower. Lancashire comedian Peter Kay performs his stand-up routine at Blackpool Tower. (R) (T)


12.20 PartyPoker.com European Open. Pro-celebrity poker action.


1.35 Major League Baseball.4.45 Golf.5.35 Motorsport Mundial. (R)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Wiggly Park. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Oswald. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 Life with Bonnie. 11.00 Charmed. 11.55 Joan of Arcadia. 12.55 Celebrity Extra. 1.25 Retail Therapy. 1.55 John Grisham’s The Client. 4.05 Inside Soap Awards. 5.05 Will and Grace. 6.05 Anne Heche: Revealed. 7.05 Charmed. 8.00 Blow Out. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 Jane Goldman Investigates. 11.00 Dead famous. 12.00 I'm Famous and Frightened: Scariest Bits. 2.00 The Strip. 2.55 Happy Family. 3.45 Royalty A-Z. 4.30 Ufe with Bonnie. 5.25 Celebrity Extra. 5.30 Home Shopping. .


S C I-F i


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 1.30 The Dead Zone. 3.20 The Dead Zone. 5.10 The Dead Zone. 6.05 Century City. 7.00 The Dead Zone. 8.05 The Island of Doctor Moreau. 10.00 Angel Heart 12.10 Prey. 2.00 Angel Heart. 4.05 Poltergeist. 5.00 Rst of the North Star. 5.30 Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040.


ITV1


6.00 GMTV.9.55 Art Altack.10.20 Finger Tips. (R)10.30 The Championship.11.15 The Ark.11.45 My Favourite Hymns.12.45 Sunday Supplement.1.15 Jonathan Dim- bleby including Lunchtime News and Weather.2.10 Granada News and Weafh- er.2.15 Speed Sunday.3.00 World Rally Charnpionship.


; 4.00 FILM: The Battle of Midway.-: - (1976) Action-filled war drama I focusing on the decisive battle'


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reported in official crime fig­ ures. One survey this sum­ mer revealed that one in four of Britain’s 16-year-olds has carried a knife.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Animal Alphabet. (R)6.05 Tales of a Wise King. (R)6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 ICC Cricket World 2004. (T) 7.25 Honda Formula 4-Stroke Powerboating. (T) 7.55 Weird World of Sport. (T) 8.25 Le Mans 2004. (T) 8.55 T4 Movie Special. (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) 2.55 Kings of Comedy. (T) 1.30 Chancers. (T) 2.05 The OC. (T) 3.05 Friends. (R) (T) 3.35 Smallville; Superman the Early Years. (T) 4.35 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.30 Trains with Pete Waterman. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge. Robert Llewellyn and Lisa Rogers intro­ duce the popular junkyard con­ test. (T)


7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top­ ical satirical comedy. (T)


9.00 UK Music Hall of Fame. Jamie Theakston introduces candidates from the 1980s. (T)


11.10 Sex Traffic. First in a two-part drama about sexual slavery in Europe. A researcher for a Lon­ don-based charity investigates the plight of girls being trafficked and then sold tor sex. (R) (T)


1.00 FILM: Man! Ratnam Presents: Kan- nathil Muthamittal.Starring Keerthana, Madhavan, Simran. (T) 3.25 Geldof on Marriage. (R) (T) 4.25 Geldof on Fathers. (R) (T) 5.25 Countdown. (R) (T)


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' , , ' between the Japanese and the ; - ' ' Americans at the Midway Islands, . i n 1942. Starring Charlton Heston,' Henry.Fonda, James Coburn.,


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6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


7.00 Emmerdale. Turner makes a break for freedom - but the vil­ lagers think that he’s losing his marbles. The Dingles keep Charity in the dark. Viv is disgusted when Frank Bernard goes to church.


7.30 Coronation Street. Tracy is named and shamed when the penny drops for Mike. Ashley and Claire suffer the curse of Mother Nature. Maria shows her thanks to Tyrone in the sweetest way.


8.00 Heartbeat. Merton suspects explosives from a local airfield are linked to a robbery but his hands are tied. Vernon sees a money- spinner when David enters a flow­ er show.


9.00 Midsomer Murders. The annual Midsomer Regatta is brought to a standstill when a body is found in the river. It turns out to be that of a noted ladles’ man who had upset many people.


11.00 News. The latest national and International news, plus national weather.


11.10 The South Bank Show. This week focuses on the life and


. career of pioneering photographer, Robert Frank, exploring his pho­ tography and filmmaking.


12.10 It’s My Life. Terry Christian hosts the discussion programme which looks at issues affecting young people today. Kym Finn and James Rock share their personal stories about depression.


12.55 Motorsport UK. Coverage of the SEAT Cupra Cup as It reaches its conclusion with the final two rounds at Donington Park in Der­ byshire. James Pickford holds a narrow lead.


1.20 World Rally Championship. World Rally Championship action. Round 14 comes from the island of Corsica, where Championship leader Sebastian Loeb, driving for Citroen, starts as the hot home favourite. (R)


2.15 Building the Dream. (R)2.40 Trisha.3.35 Today with Des and Mel. (R)4.25 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


ITV 2


9.25 The X Factor. 10.35 The Xlra Factor. 11.35 The Xtra Factor. 12.35 Ant.and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 1.40 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.55 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 8.00 The X Factor. 9.05 The Xtra Factor. 10.05 The Xtra Factor. 11.05 Coronation Street. 11.35 The Frank Skinner Show. 12.35 Undeclared. 1.00 FiVB World Tour Beach Volleyball 2004. 2.00 Orange Playlist. 2.25 Teleshopping. 4.25 1TV2 Nightscreen. 5.05 Trisha.


PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale Omnibus. 8.30 1 Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Sherlock Holmes Faces Death. 10.30 . Expert Witness. 11.00 Ever Decreasing Circles. 11.30 Strange but True?. 12.00 Diagnosis Murder. 1.00 Sherlock Holmes Faces Death. 2.25 The Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 4.30 Strange but True?. 5.00 Diagnosis Murder. 6.00 Ever Decreasing Circles. 6.30 Expert Witness. 7.00 The Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 9.00 Under Siege. 11.00 Cold Feet. 12.00 Hollywood Remembers. 12.30 Under Sieqe. 2.30 Arrest and Trial. 3.00 Teleshooolna. .


SKY MOVIES 1


6.55 The Clinic. (2004) 8.30 Wrinkle in Time. (2003) 10.40 The Country Bears. (2002) 12.30 In the Line of Duty: Smoke Jumpers. (1996) 2.15 Wrinkle in Time. (2003) 4.30 The Clinic. (2004) 6.15 The Country Bears. (2002) 8.00 Antwone Fisher. (2002) 10.00 Solaris. (2002) 11.45 The Truth About Charlie. (2003) 1.3S Giving Up the Ghost (1998) 3.10 Black Cadillac. (2002) 4.50 In the Une of Duty: Smoke Jumpers. (1996)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.00 Local Boys. (2002) 7.45 My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002) 9.25 Charms for an Easy Life. (2002) 11.20 Evelyn. (2002) 1.00 Local Boys. (2002) 2.45 My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002) 4.25 Charms for an Easy Life. (2002) 6.20 Evelyn. (2002) 8.00 Just Married. (2003) 9.40 Rollerbalt. (2002) 11.20 Kalifomia. (1993) 1.20 La Bamba. (1987) 3.15The Ultimate Weapon. (1997) 4.55 Local Boys. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 King Solomon's Mines. (1937) 7.30 US Top Ten. 8.00 The Circus. (1928) 9.15 The Million Pound Note. (1954) 11.00 East of Eden. (1955) 1.00 The Circus. (1928) 2.15 Big Wednesday. (1978) 4.20 East of Eden. (1955) 6.20The Million Pound Note. (1954) 8.00 L* Homme Du Train. (2002) 9.30 La Dolce Vita. (I960) 12.25 Big Wednesday. (1978) 2.30 The Big Fix. (1978) 4.25 Oliver's Story. (1978)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Football League. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Footbali. 10.30 Ford Football Special. 11.30 Football League Review. 0.30 Spanish Footbali. 2.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Rugby Union Update. 8.30 US Tour Golf. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 1.00 Super League: Grand Final. 3.00 Sailing. 3.30 Windsurfing. 4.00 Watersports World. 5.00 Bikesport UK. 6.00 Euro Tour Golf. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 Kartmasters. 2.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Sailing. 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.00 Super League: Grand Final. 11.00 Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 2.00 World Motor Sport. 4.30 Kartmasters. 5.30 Motor Racing: Indy Race League. 8.00 Motor Racing: Formula Palmer Audi. 8.30 Motor Racing: OZ-E-Motion. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 10.00 Motor Racing: Indy Race


: League. 1.00 Windsurfing. 1.30 Close. EUBOSPORT


.7.00 Rally. 7.30 MotoGP. 8.30 MotoGP. 9.30 MotoGP. 10.30 Live WTA Tennis. 12.00 MotoGR 1.00 Live ATP Tennis. 3.00 MotoGP. 5.30 Rght Club. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 9.30 Rally. 10.00 MotoGP. 11.00 British Eurosport News Report 11.15 All Sports. 11.45 Motorsports Weekend. 0.15 British Eurosport News Report. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl Enter the Shadow Realm. 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Afterburn. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. 12.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 12.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 1.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Sky Travel Shop. 2.00 Instant Guide: Robbie. 2.30 Robbie’s Top 10.3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Oliver Beene. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Hex. 10.45 Mile High. 11.45 Time Gentlemen Please. 12.15 Cold Case. 1.10 Law and Order. 2.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Afterburn. 2.50 World Wrestling Entertainment'Heat. 3.40 House Sitters. 4.10 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.05 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.05 Doctor Who Omnibus. 8.45 Keeping Up Appearances. 10.00 EastEnders Bad Boys Weekend. 7.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 7.40 The Good Life. 8.20 The Thin Blue Line. 9.00 Sharpe. 11.00 Marvin’s Room. 12.50 Sharpe. 2,50 Chefl. 3.25 Chef!. 4.05 Charlie’s Angels. 5.00 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 End of Story. 8.00 Liquid Assets: Duran Duran. 9.00 Who Rules the Roost Now?. 9.30 Wedding Stories. 10.30 Grease Monkeys. 11.00 Grease Monkeys. 11.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.30 Sex. Warts and AIL 1.00 Sex, Warts and Ail. 1.30 Wedding Stories. 2.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.55 End of Story.


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