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6.20 Rrst of May. (2000) 820 Cybermutt. (2003) 10.15 Kid Cop. (1996) 12.00 Metropolis. (2001) 2.00 David Copperfleld. (1999) 4.00 Cybermutt (2003) 6.00 Metropolis. (2001) 8.00 Solaris. (2002) 10.00 28 Days Later. (2002) 12.00 Black Cadillac. (2002) 1.40 Dinner Rush. (2000) 3 2 5 n ie 24 Hour Woman. (1998) 5.05 First of May. (2000)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.30 Perfect Game. (1999) 8.20 The Incredible Elephant. (2001) 10.05 Mrs Doubtfire. (1993) 12.15 Perfect Game. (1999) 2.05 The Incredible Elephant (2001) 3.50 Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie. (1996) 5.15 Mrs Doubtfire. (1993) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Two Weeks Notice. (2002) 9.45 Sweet Home Alabama. (2002) 11.40 Dazed and Confused. (1993) 1.25 About U s t N igh t (1986) 3.20Termlnal Velocity.


(1994) 5.05 Perfect Game. (1999) SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 UK Top 10. (2004) 6.30 Seven Ways from Sundown. (1960) 8.00 A Star Is Bom. (1954) 11.00


The 39 Steps. (1935) 12.30 Sabotage. (1936) 2.00 Seven Ways from Sundown. (1960) 3.30 A Star Is Bom. (1954) 6.30 The 39 Steps. (1935) 8.00 Charley Varrick. (1973) 10.00 Scatface. (1983) 12.50 Kiss Me Deadly. (1955) 2.40 Charley Varrlck. (1973) 4.35 Sabotage. (1936)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Gillette World Sport. 8.00 Premier League Preview Show. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Super League. 8.25 Football First: Game ol the Day. 10.15 Football nrst: Match Choice. 11.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 1.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Tight Unes. 8.00 Moto +. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Gillette World Sport. 9.30 Australian Rugby League. 11.30 Australian Rugby League. 1.30 World Wide Rugby. 2.30 Rugby Union. 5.00 Ford Football Special. 7.30 Gillette World Sport. 8.00 Spanish Football. -10.30 Rugby Union Update. 0.00 International Cricket: ICC Champions Trophy. 1.00 US Open Tennis. 3.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown. 5.00 Moto +. 5.30 Gillette Sport.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Super League. 8.00 Friday Rght Night. 10.00 International Cricket: ICC Champions Trophy. 6.30 Legends of Cricket. 7.00 Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 8.30 US Tour Golf. 10.30 Euro Tour Golf. 0.30 Super League. 2.30 World Wide Rugby: Currie


Cup. EUROSPORT


7.30 YOZ Xtreme. 8.00 Tennis: US Open. 11.30 Football. 12.00 MotoGP. 1 2 J0 Live Molocross. 1.30 Live Motorcycling. 2.30 Live Cycling: Tour of Spain 2004. 4.00 Live Motorcycling. 5.00 Super Racing Weekend. 6.00 World Rally Championship. 7.00 Live Football: Serin A. 9.00 Eurosport News. 9.15 Championship Boxing. 11.15 YOZ Xtreme. 11.45 Motocross. 0.45 Eurosport News.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-GI-Ohl Enter the Shadow Realm. 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Next Action Star. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 2. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 FtJturama. 9.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 10.00 Road Raja. 11.00 Conspiracies. 12.00 World Wreslling Entertainment: Smackdown. 1.50 Fear Factor UK. 2.40 Very Worst.... 3.30 Hot Love. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Dad's Army. 9.40 Dad's Army. 10.20 Dad's Army. 11.00 Dad's Army. 11.40 Dad's Army. 12.20 Dad's Army. 1.00 Dad's Army. 1.40 Dad's Army. 2.20 Dad's Army. 3.00 Dad's Army. 3.40 Dad's Army. 4.20 Dad's Army. 5.00 Dad's Army. 5.40 Dad's Army. 6.20 Dad's Army. 7.00 Dad's Army. 7.40 Dad's Army. 8.20 Dad's Army. 9.00 dinnerladles. 9.40 dinnerladies. 10.15 Jonathan Creek. 11.25 Have I Got News (or You. 12.05 Room 101. 12.45 dinnerladies. 1.25 dinnerladies. 2.00 Jonathan Creek. 3.00 ChefI 4.10 Charlie's Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Little Angels Top Tips. 7.10 EastEnders Revealed. 7.40 Who Rules the Roost? 8.30 Who Rules the Roost Now? 9.10 The Graham Norton Effect. 9.55 Good Girls Don't. 10.20 The Relic. 12.05 Two Pinis of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.35 Swiss Toni. 1.05 Sex, Warts and All. 1.35 Liquid Assels. 2.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet ol Crisps. 3.00 Swiss Toni. 3.30 Sex, Warts and All.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.15 Quincy, ME. 2.10 CD:UK. 3.00 Felicity. 3.55 Undeclared. 4.20 Undeclared. 4.50 The Block. 5.50 The Block: Inside Out. 6.50 Gardeners from Hell. 7.55 The Xtra Factor. 8.55 Guinness - A Few More Records. 9.25 The Whole Nine Yards. 11.15 The X Factor. 12.20 The Xtra Factor. 1.25 Teleshopping. 2.55 ITV2


;■ .,,,Nightscreen.3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus. i . . BBC1


6.00 Teietubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak­ ers. (C) 7.00 Astro Boy. (C) 7.20 The Mummy. (R) (C) 7.45 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 The Scooby-Doo Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. (C ) 1.05 The Road to Athens.1.35 Triathlon.2.45 Boxing.3.15 Rac­ ing from Leopardstown.3.50 Boxing.4.30 Final Score. (C) 5.25 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.45 Only Fools and Horses. Del Boy attempts to get Rodney’s relationship with Cassandra back on the rails. (R)


6.35 Weakest Link. Anne Robinson pre­ sents the quick-fire general knowl­ edge quiz, featuring celebrity hair stylists. (C)


7.30 The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Quiz show with host Phillip Schofield. One contestant will get the chance to win a round-the-world trip. Plus the Thundeiball, Lotto and Lotto Extra Draws. (C)


8.10 Casualty. The emergency depart­ ment staff are shocked and disturbed when two young children go missing. The desperate mother is told her chil­ dren have been abducted. (C)


9.10 Last Night of the Proms. Alan Titch- marsh introduces the concluding Prom celebrations from the Royal Albert Hall. Music by Puccini, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Gilbert and Sullivan, and Peter Maxwell Davies. (C)


10.40 News; Weather. (C) 11.00 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre­ sents highlights of all today’s eight Premiership matches. Games include Fulham v Arsenal, Aston Villa v Chelsea and Manchester United v


Bolton. (C)


'"12.30: FILM: DrTerror’s House of Horrors. .^ (1964) Five chiiling stories are linked i by the character of a strange fortune^g tol Ing doctor who predicts the bizarre i deaths of five fellow passengers on a | train. Starring Peter Cushing, Christo-g pher Lee, Roy Castle. (C)


"'2H 6 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. An entertaining mix of music and celebrity chat with host Jonathan Ross and guests including Noel Gal­ lagher, Tim Robbins and Josh Hart­ nett. (R ) (C )


(C) 3.10 They Think It’s All Over. (R) (C) 4.10 Top of the Pops. (R) 4.40 Joins News 24.


and hi-fis contact the speciaiists. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER IITH PICK OF THE DAY


Last Night Of The Proms BBC2,7.30pm


it’s Cup Final night again for classical fans as the annual musical extravagan­ za at the Royal ’Albert Hall comes to the end of its summer season. B_BC2 takes up the baton first, with Alan Titchmarsh intro­ ducing the first part of the final concert, in which dis­ tinguished American con­ ductor Leonard Slatkin directs the BBC Symphony Orchestra, BBC Symphony


ITV1


Chorus and BBC Singers as they perform works by Dvo­ rak, Richard Strauss and Vaughn Williams.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Friends for Dinner. (R) (C) 10.30 Gary Rhodes: The Cookery Year. (R) (C) 11.00 Bill’s Food. (C) 11.25 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 12.15 The Sky at Night. (R)


(C) 12.45 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 1.15 FILM: The Las Vegas Story. (1952) Star­


ring Jane Russell. (R)2.45 Talking Movies. (C) 3.10 FILM: The Happiest Millionaire. (1967) Starring Fred MacMurray. (C) 5.30


Earth from the Air. (R) (C) 6.30 Flog It! Members of the public are invited to try to make money out


of their antiques. (R) (C)


7.30 Last Night of the Proms. Alan Titchmarsh introduces the con­ cluding Prom celebrations from the Royal Albert Hall. (C)


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^9.10.7 FlLM :THe Day of the Jackal.- (1973) Espionage'thriller based


on the attempted assassination of President Charles de Gaulle. A French underground orgwlsation: hires the world’s moist feared hit ;■ man - th'e'Jackal. Starring Edward < Fox, Michel Lonsdale.'(C)


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: 11.30 FILM: strictly Sinatra, (2000) Tho story of'a ^all-time Scottish ; vocalist'whose ’aiUiig career is given a much-needed boost by a notorious Glasgow mobster.Star-


ring.lanBait;{C)r„>,'-'7:-',!


l"6o" Joins News 24. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Postcards.6.10 WideWorld. (T ) 6.35 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sunrise.7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R ) (T ) 10.00 No Girls Allowed. (T) 11.00 Hercules', the Legendary Journeys. (R)12.00 Beyblade. (T) 12.30 Duel Masters.1.00 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T ) 1.30 The Chart.2.00 Dawson’s Creek. (T ) 3.00 FILM: Max Q; Emergency Landing. (1998) Starring Bill Campbell. (T) 4.45 FILM: 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up. (1995) Starring Michael Treanor. 6.20 Charmed. Feature-length episode of the supernatural drama series (T)


PLUS


6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Only when \ Laugh. 7.30 The Di(jk Van Dyke Show. 8.00 Hart to Hart. 9.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 11.00 Expert Witness. 12.00 Ashanti. 2.30 True Crimes. 3.00 Perry Mason: The Case of the Jealous Jokester. 5.00 Only when I Laugh. 5.30 Till Death Us Do Part. 6.00 The Two Ronnies. 7.00 Murder, She Wrote. 8.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Perry Mason: The Case of the Jealous Jokester. 11.00 Tommy Cooper. 11.30 The Wheeltappers. 12.00 Murder, She Wrote. 1.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 2.00 Hart to Hart. 3.00 Teleshopping.


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.45 Cswald. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Palace. 10.30 The Golden Palace. 11.00 The Nanny. 11.30 The Nanny. 12.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 12.55 .Queer Eye’ for the Straight_ Guy.. 1.55, Celebrity.


7.55 five news and sport (T) 8.15 The Greatest Magic Tricks in the


'


Universe... Ever. A showcase of the biggest, deadliest, most bizarre and unbelievable magic tricks. (R) (T)


9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A federal marshal is killed in a car bomb


explosion. (R) (T)


10.05 , Law and Order: Special Victims ' Unit. A young gymnast is found mur­ dered, forcing the detectives to look into her lifestyle. (T)


Extra. 2.00 TV Moments: Christina Aguilera. 3.00 Free Willy 3: The Rescue. 4.45 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Style Star. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Will and Grace. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Close Encounters with Keith Barry. 7.30 Close Encounters with Keith Barry. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 9.00 Most Haunted Live. 12.00 Bram Stoker's Dracula. 2.25 Celebrity Extra. 2.40 Rod< Me Baby. 3.05 Happy Family. 3.30 Celebrity Extra. 3.35 The Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 4.30 The Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The Cuter Limits. 1.00 The Cuter Limits. 2.00 The Cuter Limits. 3.00 The Cuter Umils. 4.00 John Doe. 4.55 John Doe. 5.50 The Invisible Man. 6.45 The Invisible Man. 7.40 Sneakers. 10.00 An American Werewolf in Paris. 11.45 Creating the Perfect Man: The Sex Files. 1.20 White Dwarf. 3.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 3.55 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.25 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.00 Rst of the North Star. 5.30 Excel Saga;


11.00 Cosmetic Surgery Live. Live pro­ gramme giving an insight into the world of cosmetic surgery. (T)


12.00 Law and Order. Crime drama series. 125 5' FILM: Can't Hardly Wall.’ (1998)“ * • Romantic comedy in which a group of schoolkids eagerly anticipate their upcoming graduation paity. Starring ___Jennifer Love Hewitt, Charlie Korsmo.


2.35 FILM: Dominick and Eugene. (1988) Starring Ray Liotta. (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


fS


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T ) 7.00 Kwik-Fit Pirelli British Rally 2004.7.25 F3 on 4.7.55 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.55 The Morning Une. (T) 9.55 hit40uk. (R)10.25 The OC. (R) (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 12.00 MTV Video Music Awards 2004. (T) 1.30 Chan­ nel 4 Racing. (T) 4.05 FILM: The Profes­ sionals. (1966) Starring Burt Lancaster. 6.10 The Art Show. Journalist Tom Dyokhoff reappraises modern architecture. (T) ,


6.40 C4News;. (T) 7.10 Atlantic Britain. Ireland’s west coast inspires Adam to research


the religious history of the area.


7.40 Force of Nature. Documentary series about the ferocious power


of the elements. (T)


8.05 The Worst Jobs in History. Doc­ umentary series about some of the least popular jobs. (T)


■ 9.10 FU-M: Hearfbreakers. (2001) Th e ' story of a motherand daughter s


who seduce wealthy men and__ then share out divorce settle- < monts. Starring' ■ Sigourney 'j Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt. (T)


'll“3b“ Green Wing. Comedy-drama series. (R) (T)


12.40 FILM: My Brother Tom. (2001) Star­ ring Jenna Hamson. 2.45 Third Watch. (T) 3.30 The Fugitive. (R)4.20 The Chris Isaak Show.5.05 Countdown. (R) (T) 5.50 Tales of a Wise King. (R)


6.00 GMTV.9.25 Ministry of Mayhem.11.30 CD:UK.12.20 ITV News; Weather.12.25 Granada News and Weather.12.30 F I : Ital­ ian Grand Prix Qualifying Live.2.10 The Southampton Boat Show.2.40 Coronation Street Qmnibus.4.55 Granada News and Weather 5.10 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report. New You’ve Been Framed!. Hary Hill narrates a new series of comic camcorder catastrophes. Tonight’s show features home videos of giddy grannies, wedding disasters and some rather crazy cops. Guinness World Records: 50 Years, 50 Records. Action-packed live show with ordinary people doing extraordinary things, racing against the clock to appear in the famous annual of amazing feats celebrating its golden anniversary. The X Factor. Talent show hosted by Kate Thornton. Simon Cowell, Sharon Osborne and Louis Walsh compete with one another to find the nation’s next singing sensa­


5.25 5.55 6.55 7.55


tion. Guinness World Records: 50


Years, 50 Records. More from the live attempts to establish world records as the golden anniversary celebrations of the famous Guin­ ness World Records annual con­


8.55 9.10


tinue. News. The latest national and international news, plus national


weather. Beauty. Tom Fitzhenry falls in love with the free-spirited Cathy, to whom his looks are of no concern. But when she walks out, Tom needs to break the habits of a life­ time to win her back.


10.10 Parkinson. Talk show king Michael Parkinson interviews more top celebrities. Featuring Simon Cowell, Naomi Campbell and Denzel Washington. Plus music from Ronan Keating.


; 11J25 "FILM: Bulworth.‘ (l998) Political- fy-u ' satire about an' American senator 5 A io'tiies''6f playing the game and | give's' up';Standard;'campaigni rhetonc iri favour of brutal honesty^ Starring Warren Beatty, Halle,j Berry, Paul Sorvino.


150 ■ RLM: Bill andTed’s Bogus Jours ney. (1991)Te»i'cgtti6dy in whlOTg


I


the timo-travelllng^duo find theiri destinies threatened, by two robot replicas o! themselves sent fromi tho future to kill them. Starring .i Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter,i


2.50 CD :U K . Cat Deeley hosts the weekly music show, with inter­ views, live performances, exclu­ sive videos and the latest music news from around the globe.


3.35 Shoot the Writersl. Comedy series featuring sketches sent in by viewers, and performed by a brand new cast of actors. (R)


4.00 Entertainment Now! (R)4.25 net. (R)4.50 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV


Early Morning News. SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Two Weeks Notice, Sky Movies 2, 8pm


Millionaire George Wade (Hugh Grant) doesn‘?t make a move with­ out Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock), his multi-tasking Chief Counsel at the Wade Corporation. A brilliant attorney with a strategic mind. It’s not the job that’s getting to her. It’s George. He treats her more like a nanny than a Harvard-trained lawyer ? Confronted with the fact that Lucy is literally sailing out of his life, George faces a decision of his own: is it ever too late to say "I love you"?


The Gum, Sky Movies 1 ,10pm


Ramu Gupta, a young '" ‘‘jf " teacher with the best moves m Delhi embarks for New York City m


pursuit of fame and wind up working as a waiter in an


Indian restaurant. N°"®''®JVange fortune can arise from strange


pfoces; Ramu discovers this wh®" ® catering gig a* ®‘*‘**,»


i ' S ’ n 3»amf»r.“ak» far a spiritual haalat, Bamu bacom.s an overnight celebrity


into an extravagant version of the m ( 4


6 00 Postcards.6.05 WideWorld. (T) 6.30 Dap- pledown Farm. (R)6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends.7.20 Milkshake!7.25 (Dswald. (R)7.45 Noddy. (R)8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 8.30 Rolie Polie die. (R)9.00 Babar. (R19.30 George Shrinks. (R)9.55 Don t Blame the Koalas. (R)10.25 Chinese Breakaway (R)11.00 Snobs. (R) (T ) 11.30 Brac^ace.


(R)12.00 Revelations. (R) Artists (R) (T) 1.10 five news update. (>) 1-1® (R) CD 1.45 FILM: C^umbo; Etude


in Black. (1972) Starring Peter Falk. (T) 3.40 BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) (C) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 TTie Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.30 Country- file. (C) 12.30 The Politics Show.1.30 FILM: Herbie Goes Bananas. (1980) Starring Cloris Leachman, Charles Martin Smith, John Ver­ non. (C) 3.00 EastEnders. (R) (C) 4.50 Keep­ ing Up Appearances. (R) (C) 5.20 Points of


View. (C) 5.35 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones pre­


sents from the world heritage site of Blenheim Palace and is joined by Chris de Burgh, Katherine Jenkins and 4,000 singers in the Great Court.


6.15 Last of the Summer Wine. A solici­ tor’s letter to Compo interests the whole town - and terrifies his son Tom.(R)(C)


(C)


6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team of experts head for Hadrian’s Wall, stopping off at the town of Haltwhistle in Northumber­ land. Amongst the discoveries made is a letter from JRR Tolkien. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Casualty. Nina is in grave danger as she tries to rescue one of the children who is found injured and mute. Abs thinks a rape victim may be able to identify the culprit. (C)


9.00 Silent Witness. Drama series about forensic pathology Now Sam has left, Leo and Harry clash over an investi­ gation into an outbreak of disease among schoolchildren on the South


Coast. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Traffic Cops Special. Special edition of the documentary series. South


Yorkshire’s traffic unit is out fighting the law breakers and car criminals who would wreak havoc in Sheffield.


11.15 Rosh Hashanah: Remernbenng for the Future. Chief Rabbi Professor Jonathan Saoks’s annual message for the Jewish New Year. He talks to two men who have tried to turn painful memories into a foundation for


(R)(C) , a better future. (C) „


, 11.40 FILM: Carry On Loving. (1970) British comedy in which the Carry On’ gang run a bogus marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid and ; Sophie Bliss, seem sot on matching the most unlikely couples possible. Starring Sid James, Kenneth yyilliams, Charles I1avirtrey,(C)


" l.-i o'Joins BBC News'24. Heartbeat, ITV1,8pm


The police have their hands full with a mysterious black­ mailer, who is demanding money with menaces. His method of operation Is to hand-deliver a sinqple typed note to various residents that threatens to reveal their darkest secrets unless they pay iq


problem for Mr Seaton, who > ^ ‘ . If s especially a


Is so anxious that his wife shouldn’t discover ho has an illegitimate child that he tries to commit suicide.


BBC2


6.00 Teietubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 7.00 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. (R) (C) 11.55 Trade Secrets (R) (C) 12.05 Fresh Prince of Bel Air. (R) 12.30 Super League Show.1.00 Future is Wild. (C) 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.35 Sport +.1.50 Racing from Good- wood.3.30 Cycling; Tour of Britain.4.50 Big Interview: Tanni Grey-Thompson.5.10 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 5.40 Wild. (R) (C) 5.50 FILM: Th e Robe. (1953) A . Roman centurion in cjiarge pi the ■ cruciHxion of Christ is profoundly , affected by the experience and .' converts to Christianity. Starring • Richard Burton.'{C)


J-a i


8.00 Get a New Life. Advice on how to set up a new life abroad. (C)


9 00 Crisis Command: Could You Run The Country? This week, a flood crisis. (C)


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10.00 Little Britain. Comic look at life in Britain. (R) (C)


10.30 Match of the Day 2. Highlights of this afternoon’s match. (C)


11.15 3 Non-Bfondes. Hidden camera show. (C)


11.45 FILM: Dead Ringers. (1988) A distuibing story ol twin brothers who run a fertility clinic together. Stamng Jeremy irons. (C)


' 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


FILM: The Caine Mutiny. (1954) Starring Humphrey Bogart. (T) 6.00 news and sport. 6.15 Beverly Hills Family Robinson. (1996) Family comedy about a Bever­ ly Hills housewife who is shipwrecked


8.00 The Truth about Killer Squid. Nature documentary, the massive flesh-eat- inq Humboldt squid. (T)


on a desert island. (D


9.00 FILM: Snake Eyes. (1998) Fast- paced thriller in which a wheeler-de^-


: ■ er cop becomes entangled in a iWQn':


levol assassination conspiracy while on routine bodyguard duty. Starring Nico'as Cage. Gary Sinise (T)


11.00 Cosmetic Surgery Live. Live pro­ gramme looking at the world of cos­


metic surgery. (T)


12.00 Seniors Golf. Highlights of the recent Nigel Mansell Sunseeker internation­ al Classic from Woodbury Park.


12.50 Major League Baseball.4.05 Motorsport Mundial. (R)4.30 Argentinian Football. (R)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.45 Qswald. 8.00 Barney and Fnends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.35 Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney & Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The, Golden Palace. 11.00 Charmed. 11.55 Joan of 12.55 Celebrity Extra. 125 Style Ster. 1-®® Husband's Double Ulo. 3.40 Celebnty Extra. 4 ^ All Access; How the Stars Get Hot 5.M VWII and Grace 6.00 Extreme Makeover. 7.00 Celebnty Extra. 7.05 Charmed. 8.00 The Family. 9.00 Most Haunted Lure. 12.00 The Bride. 2.15 E Love. Z40 Ror* Me B a ^ 3.05 Happy Family. 3.30 Celebrity ^ l r a . ^ 5 Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 4.30 The Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatr^ 7.00 10.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 The InvisiWe Man. ^ 0 E T The Extra-Terrestrial. 5.00 Crusade. 6.55 The


Dead Zone. 7.50 E T The Exira-Terrestnal. 10.00 Needful Things. 12.15 Robocop Pnme Directives: Melldown. 2.05 Needful Things. 4.20 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.00 Rst of the North Star. 5.30 Excel Saga


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6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.05 Speedway Grand Prix: Slovenia.8.00 Racing Rivals.8.30 Freesports on 4; Sprite Urban Games.9.00 Friends. (R) (D 9.30 Popworid. (T ) 10.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T ) (Signed) 12.55 Faking ltTh e T4 Species. (T) 2.05 The OC. (T) 3.05 Collateral: T4 Movie Special. 3.35 Smallville: Superman the Early Years. 4.35 StargateSG-1. CD 5.30 The Wreck Detectives. A team of experts investigate historic ship­


6.30 Scrapheap Challenge. Teams from Glasgow and Bath compete to build a dam-busting device. (D


wrecks. CD


7.30 C4News;.(T) 8.00 Funny Already: A History of


Jewish Comedy. The Jewish influence on American comedy.


9.00 Who Got Marc Bolari’s Mil­ lions? Documentary which tries


to discover why Marc Bolan of T Rex, left only 10.000 pounds when he died. (R) (D , .....


.10.00 FILM:" Allen" Resurrection. (1997) in the fourth instalment of the sci-fi saga, Ripley returns from file dead when she is cloned by a crazed geneticist Slamng Sigour­ ney Weavei, Winona Ryder (T)


'"i2!bb FILM: th e Fan. (1996) Starring Robert De Niro. (T ) 2.05 Behind the Crime. (R) (T) 3.05 The 9/11 Conspira­ cies. (R) 4.05 Avenging Terror. (R) (T)


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