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Weekend tv inside Tribute to comedy greats
FANS of the fantastic comedy pairing of More- cambe and Wise will have fond memories rekindled by a production coming soon to The Lowry, at Sal
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DURING the 1930s a little race horse named Seabiscuit became America’s most unexpected idol, smashing records for speed, audi ence attendance and winnings in an amazing career that was avid ly followed by millions of people who had two things in common; mostly they were broke, but they almost all had radios. Laura Hillenbrand’s non-fic
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tion bestseller of the true story of Seabiscuit and three men united in his cause - the owner, the trainer and the rider - is a tremendous read. A recent American recent documentary confirms that this tale comes ready-made with absolutely every thing for a popular film - romance, tragedy, humour, triumph against the odds, athletic magnificence and, cru cially, despairing people and a traumatised animal getting second chances in their lives. All this provides historical setting, enhanced by the use of archive stills. But what
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THE RIBBLE VALLEY MAYOR TO ATTEND
The Play What I Wrote is at The Lowry from Monday, December 1st to Saturday the 13th and is sure to bring sun shine to all who see it. Ben has written a play, an epic set in the French Revolu
tion, called A Tight Squeeze for the Scarlet Pimple and he wants to see it mounted. Joe, however, wants them to continue with their double act, even though they haven’t worked for two years. He believes that if they perform a tribute to More- camhe and Wise, Ben’s confidence will be restored and the double act will go on. But first, Joe needs to persuade a guest star to appear in the play what Ben wrote... The Play What I Wrote is the only show with a surprise
celebrity guest at every performance. So far they have includ ed Roger Moore, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, Kylie Minogue, Joanna Lumley, Will Young, Dawn French, Richard Wilson, Nigel Havers, Ralph Fiennes and Sting. There’s no telling who will make a surprise appear ance during the Lowry run. The Play What I Wrote was written and created by Hamish
McColl, Sean Foley and Eddie Braben. McColl and Foley, together known as The Right Size, won the Laurence Olivier Award for Best Comedy. Eddie Braben is, without a doubt Morecambe and Wise’s greatest scriptwriter, having worked with them for 14 years, during which time he won five Writer of the Year awards and a BAFTA. For details of performance times and ticket prices, call The Lowry box office on 0870 787 5793.
AN alliance between Colne Dramatic Society and Burnley College is set to pro duce a comedic gem for the local stage. The society invited Andrew Husband,
A l l ia n c e is s e t to b e a r e a l a m u s in g g e m The audience is gradually introduced
Leg”, which will be performed at The Little Theatre from December 1st to 6th. The plot revolves around a group of
who lectures in Performing Arts at the college, to stage a show at its base, The Little Theatre, in River Street, Colne. Seizing the opportunity, Andrew has cast a dozen of his students in “Break a
amateur thespians who get together to produce a little-known play entitled “Sweet Violets”. Essentially it becomes a demonstra
tion of Sod’s Law - anything that can go wrong will go wrong!
to a motley cast and crew, including a drunken accompanist, an amorous mid dle-aged lady, love-struck teenagers, a rapidly ageing director and a frustrated caretaker. For details of the performances and
ticket prices, call The Little Theatre on 01282 861424.
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THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS (cert 15) Dally at 5.20 and 5.25
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