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6.00 CBBC: Fimbles. (R) 6.20 Bill and Ben. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 Enchanted Lands. (R) (C) (S) 6.45 Moomln. (R) (C) 7.05 Dennis the Men­ ace. (R) 7.30 Mona the Vampire. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.05 Looney Tunes. (R) 8.35 What's New Scooby-Doo? (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow.’ 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Andrew Castle. (S) 1.05 Athletics Focus. 2.00 Davis Cup Tennis. Times may vary. Final Score. Round-up of results. News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Friends Like These. A bevy of boys from Hertford take on a gaggle of girls from Cardiff in the final instalment of the fast-moving game show. (C) (S) Fame Academy. The five remaining would-be superstars sing their hearts out in an effort to impress the voting viewers and the expert panel. (C) (S) The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Phillip Schofield introduces the lottery-based quiz show in which con­ testants answer questions In the hope of winning a round-the-world trip. Plus, the all-important draws. (C) (S) Casualty. Following the horrific train crash, Merlin keeps a constant vigil at Anna's bedside, but it soon becomes clear that she won’t recover from her injuries. Meanwhile, Jim warns Nikki not to attach herself emotionally to orphan Paul, Comfort is plagued by flashbacks from the derailment and Harry discusses whether he should cease his course of medication. (C) BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update. Fame Academy. The result of tonight's vote to decide which student will have to leave the academy. (C) Parkinson. New series. Helen Mirren discusses acclaimed comedy Calen­ dar Girls and her long-running Prime


4.45 5.15 5.35


6.30 7.30 8.15


9.05 9.25


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Suspect dramas. Plus, Jo Brand drops in and veteran entertainer Cilia Black promotes her new album and autobiography, What’s It All About? With music by Annie Lennox. (C) (S)


j 10.55!- FILM: Sudden.Death (1995). Jean-’ "1iClaude Van Damme high-kicks Into


A ’v-'j'j reaction to.save a packed ice hockey. •7 * .'■'/'•-.arena frbm a'terrorist gang’s bomb.1.' J.i


Thriller,with Powers Boothe. (C) (S),


12.40 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 1.30 They Think It’s All Over. (R) (C) (S) 1.30 Weatherview. 2.05 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 2.35 BBC News 24.


“ TVs, videos PICK OF THE DAY


Parkinson, BBC1, 9.55pm. The king of , chat is back with a new series — even ■ though it only seems like a couple of minutes since he was last here. At least with Michael Parkinson you always know what you’re going to get — the best guests available who are also willing to spill a few secrets and share anec­ dotes. Topping the bill is Helen Mirren, who can currently be seen on the big screen baring all in Calendar Girls, arguably the most eagerly awaited


BBC2


6.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (R) (C) (S) 12.00 FILM: The Big Steal (1949). Thriller, starring Robert Mitchum. (C) (bw) 1.10 The Middle Class­ es: Their Rise and Sprawl. (R) (C) (S) 1.40 What the Victorians Did for Us. (R) (C) (S) 2.10 My Greatest Hits. (R) (C) 2.25 Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 2.55 FILM: Strategic Air Command (1955). Drama, starring James Stewart. (C) 4.45 The Great War. (R) (C) (S) (bw) 5.25 BBC Proms 2003. The Berliner Philharmoniker perform 20th-cen­ tury works, including compositions by Stravinsky and Bartok. (C) (S)


7.25--‘ > FILM: Firecreek (1968).;James ! . .. Stewart plays a pacifist sheriff pro- ’ , testing his town from a renegade;! gang headed by embittered.out-; lawHemyFohda. Westemadven-,]


J. S ' tiire, with Inger Stevens’. (C):’f7H7; 9.05' Arena. The long-lastihgappeal of John Lennon song Imagine, which was first featured as the title track on the former Beatle’s 1971 solo album and has since been released a further four times. (C)


■10.35 ' FILM: The Truth About Cats and j Dogs (1996).' Romantic comedy, | starring Uma Thurman. (C) (S), :


12.05 Two Wheels on Two. (S) 1.35 Celebdaq. (C) (S) 2.05 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C) 5.00 Close.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake!: Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (R) (S) 8.25 Roobarb. (R) 8.30 Beast Wars. (S) 9.00 Beyblade. (S) 9.30 Beyblade. (S) 10.00 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 10.30 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 11.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 11.30 The Adventures of Sinbad. (S) 12.25 RAD. (S) 12.55 Popular. (R) (T) (S) 1.50 Our Hero. (R) 2.20 USA High. (R) (S) 2.45 Flaunt Chart Show. (S) 3.15 Home and Away. (T) (S)


:FILM: Curly .Sue (1991), Family .comedy, starringJames BeIushl:(T)^


"five news arid sport. (T) (S) Charmed. The sisters are forced to relive warped fairy tales. (T) (S) Alias. Sydney is asked to speak to her mother about what Sark wants. (T) (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A chef meets a grisly end. (R) (T) (S) Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Part one. A rape victim turns to the Unit for help; (T) (S) five news late.


10.55 Law and Order. The officers probe a road-rage incident. (R) (T) (S)


1V.55AIFILM::She!Fought Alone f(T.VM'jj v v 1995); Coming-of-age drama-,-starring ?


, ' - > Tiffani-AmberThiessen. (T) (S) 1.40 Boxing Classics. George Foreman’s greatest fights. (S) 2.20 Boxing: Fight of the Week. 3.30 Now is the Time: Night of Combat — Kickboxing. (S) 4.20 That 70s Show. (R) (T) (S) 4.45 That 70s Show. (R) (T) (S) 5.05 Rus­ sell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20TH ITV1


and acclaimed British film of the year which retells the story of the middle-aged Rhylstone Women’s Institute Members who stripped in the name of charity.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Grabbit the Rabbit. (R) (T) 6.05 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.30 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 British Rally Championship. ,(T) 7.30 F3 on 4.8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 9.50 T4: Smallville: Superman the Early Years. (R)-(T) 10.45 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 11.15 T4: The Salon: Reappointment. 12.25 T4: Smash Hits Chart. 1.00 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 Channel 4 attheraces from Newbury and Ayr. Including the 3.35 Tote Ayr Gold Cup (H’cap). (T) 3.55 FILM: Scaramouche (1952). Drama, starring Stewart Granger. 6.00 French Leave. Following a family who relocate to France. (R) (T)


6.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.00 The First World War. New series. Insight into the conflict. (T)


8.00 Tony Robinson’s Romans. New series. Rome’s rulers. (T)


9.00 Who Got Marc Bolan's Mil­ lions? The frontman's fortune. (T)


10.00: FILM: Scream (1996). Chiller, in 5 which high-school students are j ‘ t murdered by a psychotic killer^


1 - \ • steeped In horror movieTore.:! , > Neve Campbell stars: (T) ; T !,;- , 7 12.00 FILM: The Player (1992). Holly­ wood satire, starring Tim Robbins. (T) 2.20 FILM: In Too Deep (1999). Premiere. Thriller, starring Omar Epps. (T) 3.55 For Your Love. (R) (T) 4.20 For Your Love. (R) (T) 4.45 The Norm Show. (R) (T) 5.10 Countdown. Word game. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: Look What I Can Do. 6.01 Rock-a-bye Bubble. 6.14 Look What I Can Do. 6.15 Nl Ni’s Treehouse. 6.39 Look What I Can Do. 6.41 Boohbah. 7.00 Diggin’ It. 8.50 Up on the Roof. 9.25 SMTV Gold. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 The Making of The Italian Job. (S) 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.10 On the Ball. (T) (S) 2.00 Goodwood Revival. (T) (S) 3.00 FILM: Murder, She Wrote: A Story to Die For (TVM 2000). Whodunit, starring Angela Lansbury and Richard Crenna. (T) (S) 4.35 The Goal Rush. (T) (S) 5.05 . Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.20 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.30 You’ve Been Framed! Another rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities, with Lisa Riley. (S)


5.50 Celebrities Under Pressure. Uri Geller tackles a domino challenge, Kerry McFadden has to memorise photographs and Sarnia Ghadie sharpens up her golfing skills. (T)


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the judges before the phone lines are opened for the public to vote on their two favourites. (T) (S)


Branches in Barnoldswick, Burnley, Padiham, Clltheroe, Nelson & Earby


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


A Beautiful Mind, Sky Movies Premier, 8.00pm. Oscar»winnlng blopic of John Nash (Russell Crowe), whose prospects for a promising career with the CIA were confounded by paranoid delusions and schizophrenia. Nash, a mathematical genius, makes an astonishing discovery early In his career — landing himself on the brink of international acclaim. But, as the stress of his work proves too much, we see him descend Into torment as he travels a painful and harrowing journey of self-discovery.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


5.35 Oscar (PG) (1991) 7.30 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) (2001) 9.05 Help! I’m a Fish (U) (2000) 10.35 Moonwalker (PG) (1988) 12.15 Mr Holland's Opus (PG) (1995) 2.40 The Sorcerer's. Apprentice (PG) (2001) 4.15 Help! I'm a Fish (U) (2000) 5.45 Moonwalker (PG) (1988) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 A Beautiful Mind (12)


(2001) 10.20 The


6.50 Pop Idol. The next singers are' given their chance to shine before


7.50 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line­ up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions which could change their lives. (T) (S)


8.50 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 9.05 Pop Idol Result. Ant and Dec reveal the results of the phone vote — which two hopefuls are through to the last 10? (T) (S)


9.30 Design Wars. The international designers have been at it for a week now, but has everything gone according to plan at the five homes in Nottingham, or have there been too many catastrophes to keep track of? The reputations of England, Germany, Italy, Den­ mark and India are at stake in this hotly contested championship that is set to last another fortnight — which team is setting the pace so far, and which needs to brush up its act?; (T) (S) Granada Weather.


10.30 The Premiership. Desmond Lynam presents the pick of the action from this afternoon’s top­ flight games, including Leicester City's trip to Anfield, where they faced Liverpool, Leeds United’s . clash with Birmingham City at Elland Road and Wolverhampton Wanderers v Chelsea at Molineux. Studio analysis from Ron Atkinson.


E12.55:'*FILM:SonofthepinkPanther;] srv7i&^1993)..,Cbmedy,'starring,RdbertO;1 I: :,!- 'T l' Benlgni arid Herbert Lorn. (T) (S) 2.25 CD UK. (R) (T) (S) 3.20 Turn On Terry. (R) 3.45 Entertainment Now; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines. 4.15 Cybernet. 4.40 ITV Nightscreen.


12.00 The History of the Rugby World Cup A look back at the 1999 tour­ nament; (T) ITV News Headlines.


YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News and Weather 5.05 Calendar News and Sport


BBC1


' 6.05 6.50


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 8.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 9.30 The Great North Run. (C) 1.30 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 2.30 Keeping Up Appearances. (R) (C) (S) 3.00 EastEn- ders. (C) (S) 4.50 Points of View. (C) (S) 5.05 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Songs of Praise. Pam Rhodes visits the garden city of Letchworth, which celebrates its centenary this year. (C) Antiques Roadshow. The team visit Burton upon Trent and examine a Vic­ torian suit of armour used for jousting and a valuable jewelled elephant. (C)


5.30 PICK OF THE DAY 7.20 8.00 9.00


140.15j£FILM:.BIade’ (1998). Half-vampire swordsman' Wesley Snlpes'clashes


,J0.00„„^BBC News; Weather. (C)._.___


^ ^ g w j tH bJo’odsucke^Stephen Dorff*a Srenegadedetermin'ed to populate the pvorldiwlth'leglonsjof.thei'updead.


m&^^thS^evmtlM'coniio'ser^s, p!Frriifg^krisfKristoffe"fson|'and WBu'she Wright; (C) (S) Weatherview.


12.15 FILM: The Outfit (1973). Thriller, with Robert Duvall. (C) 1.55 BBC News 24.


' Rolf on Art. Rolf Harris travels to Spain to explore the life of eccentric artist Salvador Dali, creating his own version of Persistence of Memory — the painting that introduced surreal­ ism to the United States. (C) (S) Holiday 10 Best. Exploration of the top wilderness holidays currently on offer. Ginny Buckley reports from India where she once had a memo­ rable encounter with wild Bengal tigers, while Ralf Little searches for grizzly bears In Canada. (C) (S) EastEnders: Perfectly Frank. Soap spin-off featuring the long-suffering character Frank Butcher who, since leaving the Square, has made a new life for himself by the sea, content with his second-hand car lot and his tin-pot club. He is insistent on teaching his employees his way of life — but a series of events including a World War Two cannon, ping-pong balls and a body can only lead to trouble. (C) Waking the Dead. Part one. The team are called in to investigate when a convicted killer is cleared at appeal for the murder of his adoptive father. Not fully convinced the man is inno­ cent, Boyd tries to find the rest of the family to establish the truth — but when he does eventually track them down, he begins to realise they have a lot to hide. Drama, starring Trevor Eve. Concludes tomorrow. (C) (S)


Margery and Gladys, ITV1, 9.00pm. They’re female, friends and they’re on the run. No, we’re not talking about Thelma and Louise. Instead, this is the slightly less glamorous pairing of Margery (Penelope Keith of The Good Life and To the. Manor Born fame) and Gladys (June Brown, better known as Dot in EastEn­ ders). The former is an upstanding member of her community, a widow whose life changes forever when she accidentally kills


BBC2


8.00 9.00 10.00


6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Bill and Ben. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 CBBC: Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 6.55 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Home and Gar­ den. (C) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Super League Show. 12.30 Time Fly­ ers. Britain’s history from above. (R) (C) 1.00 Sunday Grandstand. Davis Cup tennis and the European Eventing Championship. (C) (S) Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. Frank visits a psychiatrist. (R) (C) The Good Life. Special royal performance of comedy. (R) (C) The Great North Run. Highlights of the 23rd annual half-marathon. With Friends Like These. Examination of Britain's relation­ ship with Germany. (C) (S) SAS Survival Secrets. New series. The skills and strategies of the elite Special Forces. (C) (S) Ray Mears: Real Heroes of Tele­ mark. New series. The journey immortalised by the movie. (C) (S) Never Mind the Buzzcocks. With Natasha Hamilton, Mark Richardson and Raul Malo. (R).


5.15 5.45 6.15 7.00


Tfe.10 . 3 0 FILM: ,The Right Stuff (1983). *1 Drama,'starring:Sam Shepard,


Xv'uBBZ.lfl’ Scott Glenn and Ed Harris.'(C) (S) 1.35 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C)


FIVE


; 6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 i WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Milkshakel: Dap- : pledown Farm. 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. ' (R) (S) 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 Make Way for


; Noddy. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) ;■ (S) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (S) 8.30 Rolie ■ Polls Olie.(R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.30 : Redwall. (R) (S) 9.55 Wishbone. (R) (S) 10.30 !' Michaela’s Wild Challenge.'(S)11.00 Don't I Blame the Koalas. (R) (S) 11.30 Braceface. (S) | f 12.00 Revelations. (R) (S).12.35 Flaunt Chart | i Show!:(R) (S) 1.05 five news update. (T) (S) t


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1.20 Divine Designs. (R) (T) (S) 1.45 FILM: Columbo: A Matter of Honour (TVM 1976). Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Ricardo Montalban. (T) (S) 3.10 FILM: The Train Rob-


■ bers (1973). Western, starring John Wayne. (T) (S) 4.55 At Home with the Eubanks. (R) (T) 5.25 • Britain's Worst Driver. The contes­ tants are tested on car control. (R) (T)


,5.55,. five news.andspprt. (T) (S) „ , . |FILM:\ThelSecret,GardenT(1993). ici^lcohildreh’sjdi^a^kate.^laber- MjjSricI


11.05


8.00 The Greatest Magic Tricks In the - Universe— Ever. New series. Amaz- Jng illusions;,(T) (S) fivenews at 9.,„ |FILM:;Practical:Maglc-(1998)STwo


!lSv^will.die!ybung^Rantasy^tarrtng' “Sandra Bullock7(T) (S)Twe''newsia(‘e . ' World’s Wildest Police Videos. (T)


12.00 ITU Triathlon World Cup. Highlights from , Hamburg and Beijing. (S) 12.50 Major League, Baseball. (S) 4.40 AMAMotocross! (S) ,


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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21ST iT v i


a burglar. Fearing for her reputation and freedom, she flees the scene of the crime with her cleaning lady, Gladys, and the duo embark on a cross-country adven­ ture in the latter’s battered motor. Adam Godley stars.


CHANNEL 4


5.55 The Magic Roundabout. (R) (T) 6.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.25 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.50 Insektors. (R) (T) 7.05 Bug Alert. (R) (T) 7.35 The Kids from Room 402. (R) (T) 8.00 Totally Spies! (R) (T) 8.25 Spider- Man. (T) 8.50 T4: Mobo Unsung. 9.25 T4: Popwortd. 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.30 T4: Popwortd Meets Beyonce. (R) (T) 1.05 T4: Beyonce, Friends and Family in Con­ cert. (T) 2.10 T4: Friends. (R) 2.45 T4: Will


' and Grace. (R) (T) 3.15 T4: Scrubs. (R) 3.45 Andromeda. 4.40 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.35 Scrapheap Challenge. A bomb disposal machine. (T)


6.35 Enterprise. TPol recalls her fam­ ily's history. Scott Bakula stars. (T)


,:79.00?’ F IL M :P i tc h .>Black7(2000). rP r em ie r ^ ’Aspacecraft crashes, strandingthe,surviylngrpassen- •


7.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 8.00 Globalisation is Good. Johan Norberg presents a controversial - . documentary on how global ___„ capitalism can save.the world.,(T)


, ' 7 * * Hif gers'on a barren planet populated by deadly nocturnal,aliens;'Sci-fi


± 4 ilz k £ ? i horror, starring Viri Diesel.:(T) ;Cl0.55^FILM:,Kalifomla'(1993). Thriller,


;*«>with' Brad Pitt'and'Juliette Lewis.


1.10 FILM: Shubho Mahurat (2003). Pre­ miere. Mystery, starring Kalyani Mondai.


. 4.05 Men, Women and Dogs. (T) 4.30 Men, Women and Dogs. (T) 5.00 Blair, Crisis: Battle on the Home Front. (R) (T)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 The Sunday Programme. 7.45 Diggin’ It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 The Premier­ ship. (R) (T) (S) 10.25 CITV: Finger Tips. (T) (S) 10.45 The Little Bang. (T) 10.55 Art Attack. (T) 11.00 The Apostles. (R) (T) (S) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.30 Soccer Sunday. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.10 Hutton: The Story So Far. (T) (S) 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.05 World Sport. (T) (S) 2.35 FILM: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974). Adventure, starring Roger Moore and Christopher Lee. 4.55 You've Been Framedl (S) 5.25 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.40 The Pet Set. Kevin Horkin and David Sands find out what Lon­ don's Kennel Club has to offer.


6.10 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.30 The Pitts. Comedy with the all- American family beset by a con­ stant stream of disasters. Dylan Baker and Kellie Waymire star. (T)


Last Castle (15) (2001) 12.35 A Beautiful Mind (12) (2001) 2.55 Finding Forrester (12) (2000)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.30 Full Ride (PG) (2001) 8.20 The Beverly Hillbillies (PG) (1993) 10.00 Landspeed (PG) (2001) 11.40 The Angel Doll (PG) (2000) 1.15 Full Ride (PG) (2001) 3.05 The Beverly Hillbillies (PG) (1993) 4.45 Landspeed (PG) (2001) 6.25 The Angel Doll (PG) (2000) 8.00 The Legend 2 (15) (1993) Thriller, starring Jet U. 9.45 Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (15) (1993) 11.50 Blade of Fury (18) (1993) 1.40 Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice (15) (2002) 3.30 Company Man (15) (2001)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.35 UK Top 10 6.00 The Tall T (PG) (1957) 7.30 What’s Up, Doc? (U) (1972) 9.15 My Favourite Wife (U) (1940) 11.00.Movle News 11.30 Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (U) (1953) 1.00 The Tall T (PG) (1957) 2.25 What’s Up, Doc? (U) (1972) 4.05 Finlan's Rainbow (U) (1969) 6.30 My Favourite Wife (U) (1940) 8.00 Flrefox (15) (1982) 10.20 Fast Times at Rldgemont High (18) (1982) 11.55 Time After Time (15) (1980) 1.50 Reflections in a Golden Eye (15) (1967) 3.45 Fast Times at Rldgemont High (18) (1982)


SKY ONE


5.10 Guilty! 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Zolds. 7.30 Transformers: Armada. 8.00 Malo Kom'gan. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-GI-Ohl 9.30 Futurama.


10.00 WWE:


Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Fear Factor UK. 9.00 Scare Tactics. 9.30 Kirsty’s Home Videos.


2.50


Andromeda. 3.40 Scrubs. 4.05 Cribs. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 Premier. League Preview. 8.30 Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM.


12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Football Special. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.00 Live Saturday Fight Night. 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 Football League. 4.30 Rugby League.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 WWE: Wrestling Classics. 8.30 Uve World Wide Rugby. 10.30 World Sport. 11.00 NFL Weekly Review. 12.00 Live Football Special. 2.30 Uve Rugby Union. 5.00 Powerboating. 5.30 Aslan Rally Championship. 6.00 Uve Speedway. 9.00 Uve Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.30 Saturday Fight Night. 3.30 Rugby Union. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.30 Tight Lines. 7.30 NFL Weekly Review. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 US Tour Golf. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. A leading NRL game. 12.30 Live Euro Tour Golf. The Unde German Masters. 4.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.30 Karting. 6.00 World Wide Rugby. 8.00 Uve Greyhounds. The Irish Derby. 10.00 Football Special. 10.30 Davis Cup Tennis. 12.30 Karting. 1.00 Speedway. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Super Racing Weekend. 8.30 UEFA Champions League. 9.30 UEFA Champions League. 10.30 Live Super Racing Weekend. 11.30 Uve Equestrianism. 12.00 Car Racing. 1.00 MotoGP. 2.00 Uve MotoGP. 7.00 Cycling. 7.15 Mission To Athens. 7.45 Uve Women's World Cup Football. 9.45 News Report. 10.00 Women's World Cup Football. 11.15 Watts. 11.45 MotoGP. 1.45 Volleyball. 4.00 News Report. 4.15 Close.


UK GOLD


10.30 Spend It Like. 11.30 Meet the Marks. 12.00 Football Years.'1.00 ' WWE: Smackdown.


Sweetheart. 7.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 8.20 Harry Enfield and Chums. 9.00 My Family.'9.40 My-


5.25 Eldorado. 6.00 Hi-de-Hil 6.35 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 7.10 Doctor Who. 9.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The A-Team. 12.00 Are You Being Served? 12.40 Are You Being Served? 1.15 Yes Minister. 1.55 Yes Minister. 2.30 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 3.10 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.20 Are You Being Served? 5.00 Doctor Who. 6.00 The A-Team. 7.00 Goodnight


Family. 11.00 I'm Alan Partridge. 11.40 Harry Enfield and Chums.


LIVINGTV


5.00 Planet Parent. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. ' 6.30 Victoria Principal's Skincare Range. 7.00 HI-5. 7.35 Oswald. 7.50 Elmo’s World. 8.05 Barney. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus.


8.45 Buzz and Poppy. 8.55 Barney. 9.25 HI-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Rick! Lake. 11.50 Montel Williams. 12.40 Sixth Sense. 1.10 Beyond. 1.40 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 FILM: Range of Motion. 3.50 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Loose Ups. 5.00 The Nanny. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 According to Jim. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.30 Hollywood Dream Chasers. 8.00 Hollywood Dream Chasers. 8.30 Hollywood's Stars. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 Love Shack. 11.00 Strip Search. 12.00 Rick! Lake. 12.50 Celebrity Extra.- 1.00 Montel Williams. 1.50 Women Talk Sex. 2.45 Celebrity Extra. 2.50 FILM: Monday After the Miracle. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 Waiting for God. 5.30 The Upper Hand. 6.00 Just for Laughs. 6.30 FILM: Hart to Hart: Old Friends Never Die. 8.30 Just for Laughs. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 The Beverly Hillbillies. 12.00 FILM: Hart to Hart Old Friends Never Die. 2.00 Wycliffe. 3.00 Wycliffe. 4.00 Wycliffe. 5.00 Wycliffe. 6.00 Wycliffe. 7.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 8.00 In Sickness and In Health. 8.30 Rising Damp. 9.00 An Audience with Freddie Starr. 10.00 The Les Dawson Show. 10.30 The Kenny Everett Show. 11.00 In Sickness and in Health. 11.30 Rising Damp. 12.00 The Rockford Files.


SCI-FI


9.00 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 9.30 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 10.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 11.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 12.00 FILM: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. 2.20 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 4.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 5.00 The Ray . Bradbury Theatre. 5.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.00 Sliders. 6.55 Sliders. 7.50 FILM: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial. 10.00 FILM: Blue Thunder. 12.00 FILM: Shlri. 2.25 Headf*'k. 2.55 Lexx. 3.55 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Close.


BBC THREE


2.10 Fame Academy. 3.10 Fame Academy.. .


9.25 Emmerdale. 12.20 Emmerdale Special. 1.20 Coronation Street. 3.40 Movies Now. 3.50 Pop Idol Extra. 6.50 The History of the Rugby World Cup. 7.50 Pop Ido! Extra. 9.05 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 9.30 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 10.00 FILM: Liar, Liar. 11.35 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Don’t Say a Word, Sky Movies Premier, 8.30pm. When the daughter of a prominent psychiatrist Is kidnapped, he must break into the mind of a catatonic young woman to gain access to a secret that could end a decade old mystery. Michael Douglas stars as Dr Nathan Conrad, a respected adolescent therapist, in this gripping action thriller. He is asked to help examine a disturbed young woman called Elisabeth (Brittany Murphy), but the move means he ends up facing every parents ultimate nightmare.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


7.00 Emmerdale. The police begin their investigations and, after learning the cause of death, set about dissecting the crime scene. Before long, clues point to some­ one local and an arrest is made.


7.30 Coronation Street. Shelley finds she can no longer put on a brave face over Peter's betrayal and finally cracks, while Martin and Katy steel themselves to tell Tommy about their relationship. (T)


8.00 Heartbeat. Liz Merrick faces a try­ ing time after one of her patients misses an appointment to discuss rnedication, and ends up charged with drink-driving, Vernon discov­ ers money can’t buy him happi­ ness as he gets lonely in his new home - 7 little suspecting excite­ ment is just around the comer. (T)


5.15 Mr Holland's Opus (PG) (1995) 7.40 Stan Lea's Mutants, Monsters and Marvels 9.25 Look Who’s Talking Now (U) (1993) 11.20 Kermlt’s Swamp Years (U) (2002) 1.00 Only You (PG) (1994) 3.00 Stan Lee's Mutants, Monsters and Marvels 4.45 Movie News 5.20 Look Who’s Talking Now (U) (1993) 7.00 Ksrmlt's Swamp Years (U) (2002) 8.30 Don't Say a Word (15) (2001) 10.30 Bossa Nova (15) (2001) 12.15 Shadow of Doubt (18) (1998) 2.15 So This Is Romance (15) (1996) 4.05 Only You (PG) (1994)


SKY MOVIES MAX


9.00 Margery and Gladys. Two mis­ matched elderly ladies discover a burglar up to no good in one of their houses, and hit him over the head in a panic, leaving him for dead and heading off for an adventure in Blackpool — but sev­ eral unexpected developments soon put a damper on their jour­ ney, not to mention the police who are hot on their heels. One-off comedy, with Penelope Keith. (T)


11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.05 The South Bank Show. Cameras follow Scottish superstar Ewan McGregor as he embarks on pro-


' motional trips to Cannes and New York for his upcoming offerings Down with Love and Young Adam,


• On the way, he talks frankly about his career and shares his thoughts on preparing for roles. (T) (S)


12.09 Granada Weather. (T) 12.10 It’s My Life. (T) (S) 12.55 International Motor ■Sport; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 1.25


, FILM: The French.Lieutenant’s Woman- (1981). Romantic drama, starring Meryl ■Streep.’ (T) (S) 3.30Trisha; (R) (T) (S) ITV


' News Headlines'. 4.25 ITV Nightscreen. ■ YORKSHIRE


' 2.00 News; Weather 2.05 Leeds, Leeds, ■.Leeds 52 5 Calendar News and Sport 5.40 ■ Jane and Jury 12.09 Weather 5.00 Jobfinder


5.00 Racing Post 5.20 Full Ride (PG) (2001) 7.10 The Bliss of Mrs Blossom (PG) (1968) 8.45 Frozen Impact (PG) (TVM 2002) 10.25 How to Many a Billionaire (PG) (TVM 2000) 12.00 True Stories (PG) (1986) 1.35 The Bliss of Mrs Blossom (PG) (1968) 3.10 Frozen Impact (PG) (TVM 2002) 4.50 How to Marry a Billionaire (PG) (TVM 2000) 6.25 True Stories (PG) (1986) 8.00 The One (15) (2001) 9.30 The Long Weekend: Martial Arts 10.00 Kiss of the Dragon (18) (2001) 11.45 American Psycho II: All American Girl (18) (2002) 1.20 Avenging Force (18) (1966) 3.10 Running Cool (18) (1993)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.20 Movie News 6.00 The Old Dark House (PG) (1963) 7.30 Gunpoint (PG)


(1966) 9.00


Rampage (PG) (1963) 11.00 The Old Dark House (PG) (1963) 12.30 Gunpoint (PG) (1966) 2.00 Battle Beyond the Stare (PG) (1980) 4.00 Rampage (PG) (1963) 6.00 Portrait of a Mobster (PG) (1961) 8.00 Battle Beyond the Stars (PG) (1980) 10.00 Silver (18) (1993) 11.55 Mad Dog and Glory (15) (1993) 1 35 Moon Over Parador (15) (1988) 3.25 Silver (18) (1993)


SKY ONE


5.10 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Zolds. 7.30 Transformers: Armada. 8.00 Malo Korrigan. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-Gl-Oht 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE: Afterbum. 11.00 WWE: Heat. 12.00 King of the Hill. 12.30 King of the Hill. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Futurama. 2.30 Futurama. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Little Monsters. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm In the Middle.’ 7.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 10.00 Jodie Marsh: Laid Bare. 11.00 The Villa.' 12.00 Six Degrees of Penetration. 12.30 Uncutl Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.00 Spend It Like. 1.50 Prisoners Out of Control: Caught on Tape. 2.40 Andromeda. 3.30 King of the Hill. 3.55 King! of > the Hill. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


, SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Spanish Football League. 8.30 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 11.30 Goals on Sunday. 2.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday. Manchester United v Arsenal (Kick-off 4.05pm). 6.30 German Football: Bundesliga. 7.30 Live Spanish Football. A top game from the Primera Uga. 10.30 World Sport. 11.00 WWE: Late Night — Velocity. 12.00 Live WWE Heat. A live episode ahead of


tonight's


Unforglven. 1.00 Live WWE: Unforgiven. From Hershey, Pennsylvania. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Powerboating. 8.00 Super League. 10.00 Australian Rugby League. 12.00 Live Cricket. A match from the National Cricket League. 6.00 Powerboating. 6.30 Golf Special.' 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The 84 Lumber Classic. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.30 Golf Special. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Speedway. 10.00 US Tour Golf. 12.00’Uve Euro Tour Golf. The Unde German Masters. 4.00 Australian Rugby League. 6.00 World Sport. 6.30 Karting. 7.00 European Drag Racing. 7.30 Live Motor Racing. The Toyota 400. 11.00 Football Special. 12.00 German Football: Bundesliga., 1.00 Spanish Football League. 3.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


' 7.00 WTA Tennis. 8.00 Uve Super Racing , Weekend. 9.00 Women's World Cup Football. 10.15 Live Super Racing Weekend. 10.45 Volleyball. 11.45 Uve Super Racing Weekend. 12.00 MotoGP. 2.00 Live Super Racing Weekend. 2.15 Uve Super Racing Weekend. 3.15 Uve Cycling. 4.45 Volleyball. 5.30 Uve Women's World Cup Football. 7.30' Uve Italian Football. 9.30 News' Report. 9.45 Women's Football. 11.15 Super Racing Weekend. 12.00' NASCAR. 1.00 News Report 1.15 Close.


• UK GOLD


5.25 vEldorado. 6.00 HI-de-HII 6.30 The Flying Doctors. 7.20 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00. Quantum Leap. 12.00 Open All Hours. 12.40


■ Open All Hours. 1.15 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 1.55 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 2.30 HI-de-HII 3.10 HI-de-HII 3.45 Open All Hours. 4.20 Open All Hours.


- 5.00 As Time Goes By. 5.40 As Time Goes By. 6.50 Miss Marple. 9.00


' Jonathan Creek. 10.05 Only Fools and Horses. 11.10 Auf WIedersehen, Pet. 12.25 Prime Suspect 2. 2.35


’ Clocking:Off. 3.45 Lee Evans: So. What Now? 4.35 Dallas. . .


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5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Time Ufe ! Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Victoria Principal’s i Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 < Oswald. 7.50 Elmo’s World. 8.05 •’ Barney and Friends. 6.35 The ; Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Buzz and j Poppy. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 , HI-5. 10.00 The Golden Girts. 10.30 j The Golden Girls. 11.00 Crossing ; Over. 11.30 Beyond with James van : Praagh. 12.00 Celebrity Extra. 12.30 : According to Jim. 1.00 Charmed. 1.55 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 Hollywood ) Dream Chasers. 2.30 Hollywood . Dream Chasers. 3.00 FILM: Funny i Girl. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will .


. and Grace. 6.00 Ricki Lake. 6.50 The ' Montel Williams Show. 8.05 ' Charmed. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 1 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 9.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 10.55 Cold Squad. 11.55 Celebrity < Extra. 12.00 Girlfriends. 12.30 Girlfriends. 1.00 FILM: Final Justice. 2.40 Celebrity Extra. 2.50 Unsolved Mysteries. 3.15 Unsolved Mysteries. 3.40 Women Talk. 4.05 Women Talk. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 The Dustbinmen. 9.00 Allas Smith and Jones. 10.00 FILM: Columbo Goes to College. 12.00 Hart to Hart. 1.00 The Professionals. 2.00 Heartbeat. 3.00 FILM: Girls! Glrisl'GIrist 5.00 The Beverty Hillbillies. 5.30 Till Death Us Do Part. 6.00 The Professionals. 7.00 FILM: Columbo Goes to College. 9.00 Cold Feet. 10.00 Carrott U Uke.


SCI-FI


9.00 The Sentinel. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 Sliders. 1.00 Sliders. 2.00 FILM: Countdown: The Sky’s on Fire. 3.45 Glimpse. 4.00 FILM: Jason and the Argonauts. 6.00 The Sentinel. 7.00 The Visitor. 6.00 Farscape. 9.00 John Doe. 10.00 FILM: Supernova. 11.40 Millennium. 12.40 Millennium. -1.40. FILM: Wilder Napalm. 3.45 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 4.45 Glimpse. 5.00 Close.


BBC THREE 7.00 SAS Jungle: Are You Tough


. Enough? . 8.00 Fame Academy Remixed. 9.00 What Not to Wear. 9.30 Uttle Britain. 10.00 Two Pints of


- Lager and a Packet of Cnsps. 10.30 Bum It. 11.00 Grass. 11.30 Secrets and Lies. 12.00 Fame Academy Remixed. 1.00 Prams, Parenting and Partying. 1.55 What Not to Wear.


ITV 2


9.25' Pop Idol. 10.30 Pop Idol Extra. 11.45 Pop Idol Result. 12.05 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 12.35 Movies Now. 12.45 Emmerdale. : 3.35 Coronation Street.. 6.00 Coronation < Street Secrets. 7.00 - Survival Special. 8.00 Pop Idol. 9.00 Pop Idol Extra/ 10.15 Pop Idol Result.. 10.35 Coronation Street. 11.05 Cold Feet. 12.05 Real Crime.-


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7.00 The Third Degree. 7.30 Fame Academy on BBC Three. 8.00 Would Uke to Meet. 9.00 Celebdaq. 9.25 Fame Academy. 9.55 Fame Academy Extra. 10.25 FILM: Fight Club. 12.40 They Think It's All Over. 1.10 Fatboy Slim: Musical Hooligan.


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8 Pendleside Close, Sabden.


Price: £159,000


OUR property of the week is an extremely well-pre­ sented semi-detached bun­ galow situated on a cul-de- sac located off Pendle Street East. It is within walking dis­


tance of village amenities while being close to open countryside and less than four miles from Clitheroe. The accommodation


comprises an entrance hall with two cloaks storage cup­ boards, lounge with marble and mahogany fireplace and sliding patio doors lead­ ing to the rear garden. Dou­ ble doors from the dining room open to the newly-fit­ ted kitchen with appliances. There are three bed­


rooms, a three-piece bath­ room with shower and a utility room. The property also bene­


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