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TVeeKe HARRY G A R L IC K s For the best deals on S O N £3 TVs, videos BBC1


7.00 Planet Saturday: Little Bear. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Brum. (R) (C) (S) 7.40 Fix and Foxi. (R)


(C) (S) 7.50 Gadget Boy. (R) (C) (S) 8.15 Rugrats. (R) (C) (S) 8.40 Flint the Time Detec­ tive. (C) (S) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 12.00 Football Focus. 12.50 News; Weather. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced from Mur- rayfield by Steve Rider. (S) 1.05 Rugby Union Build-Up. (S) 1.10 Racing from Newbury. (S) 1.20 Rugby Union Build-Up. (S) 1.40 Racing. (S) 1.50 Rugby Union Build-Up. (S) 2.05 Rac­ ing. (S) 2.20 Rugby Union Build-Up. (S) 2.40 Racing. (S) 2.50 Six Nations Rugby Union. (S) 3.45 Football Half-Times. (S) 3.55 Six Nations Rugby Union. (S) 4.45 Final Score. 5.35 News; Weather. (C) Regional News and Sport. Jim Davidson's Generation Game. Contestants mount motorised toilets to tackle an alternative obstacle course, identify theme tunes to well-known children's programmes and attempt the art of noodle-making. (C) (S) Dog Eat Dog. Ulrika Jonsson hosts the challenge show in which contestants battle it out in the hope of winning £10,000. (C) (S) The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Phillip Schofield introduces the lottery-based quiz show. (C) (S) Casualty. An already angst-ridden Josh finds himself in even hotter water when he comes face to face with the sister of the boy he killed, while history repeats itself for Colette when her teenage daughter announces she’s pregnant; (C) (S) National Lottery Update. Parkinson. The king of chat returns for a new series, welcoming golden couple David and Victoria Beckham, soccer legend George Best and pop icon Elton John. (C) (S) News; Weather. (C) Heavyweight Boxing. Audley Harri­ son v Derek McCafferty. Live cover­ age from Newcastle’s Telewest Arena as Britain’s great new boxing hope takes his next step on the way to establishing himself in the sport. Plus, action from the undercard, including Herbie Hide v Joseph Chingangu. (C)


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6.10 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. (S) 9.00 Well Connected. 9.30 The Ad Factor. (C) 10.00 Well Connected. 10.05 Big Money in Kentucky. (C) 10.35 Open Advice Shorts: Feedback. 10.40 See Hear! On Saturday. (S) 11.25 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) (S) 11.45 Holiday Snaps. (C) IS) 12.00 Stingray. (R) (C) 12.25 The Natural World. (R) (C) 1.15 FILM: A Dou­ ble Life (1947). Theatrical drama, starring Ronald Colman. (C) (bw) 2.55 FILM: The Treasure of Pancho Villa (1955). Action adventure, starring Rory Calhoun. (C)


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12.00 They Think It’s All Over. (R) (C) (S) 12.30 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 12.30 Weatherview. 1.05 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 1.35 FILM: The Fiend (1971). A family get caught up in an insane man’s disturbing world, leading to a desperate fight for survival as he embarks on a killing spree. Thriller, with Ronald Allen. (C) 3.05 BBC News 24.


4.30 TOTP 2. (R) (C) (S) 5.15 FILM: To Hell and Back (1955). Wartime biopic, starring Audie Murphy and Gregg Palmer. (C) Rigoletto. James Naughtie intro­ duces a new production of Verdi's celebrated opera. The tragic tale of the court jester features memo­ rable pieces including Caro Nome and La Donna e Mobile. (S) Davis Cup Tennis. Ecuador v Great Britain. Sue Barker intro­ duces coverage of the crucial doubles match as the all-impor­ tant tie reaches its halfway point. Commentary by John Barrett, David Mercer and John Lloyd. (S) FILM: Short Cuts (1993). Drama, with Andie MacDowell. (C) (S)


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2.55 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


CHANNEL 5


6.00 Postcards. (S) 6.05 WideWorld. (R) 6.30 WideWorld. (R) 7.00 ITN News. (S) 7.30 Milk­ shake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (S) 8.00 Redwall. (R) (S) 8.30 Powerpuff Girls. (S) 9.00 The Tribe. (R) 10.00 The Core. 10.00 Stu­ dent Bodies. (R) (S) 10.30 Singled Out. (R) (S) 11.00 Core News. (S) 11.05 Edgemont. (R) (S) 11.30 Zoe, Duncan, Jack and Jane. 12.00 5 News. (T) (S) 12.10 Home and Away. (T) (S) 2.15 The Core: Atlantis High. (T) (S) 2.50 The Pepsi Chart. (R) (S) 3.20 The Core:Daria. (R) (S) 3.45 School. (T) (S) 3.50 The Core. (S)


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Under Pressure. Tough physical


sporting challenges. (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) Fort Boyard. New series of the adventure game show. (T) (S) Night Fever. New series of the karaoke show, presented by Suggs from Magaluf on Majorca. (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) Earth’s Fury. Survivors and profes­ sional fire-fighters talk about their experiences of firestorms. (T) (S)


9.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Investigations at a store murder scene throw up evidence relating to a kidnap case from 21 years before (T) (S) 5 News Update. Round-up. (S) FILM: Dearly Devoted (1998). A mentally unbalanced teenage girl falls for her new English tutor. Psychologi­ cal thriller, with Alex McArthur. (T) (S)


10.10 10.15


12.05 FILM: Bloodbrothers (1978). (T) 2.10 European Golf. 3.10 Sportsweek. (S) 4.35 The Hidden City. (R) (S) 5.30 Bamboo Bears. (S)


Top Ten TV, Channel 4,


9.10pm. This programme focuses on the small screen’s most laughable losers, from failed chat show host Alan Partridge and original Crossroads c a re tak e r Benny, to manic hotelier Basil Fawlty and beret- wearing walking disaster area Frank Spencer. With the show also fe a tur ­ ing th e ’ta lents ’ are unlucky EastEnder Arthur Fowler, cunning plan- hatcher Baldrick and Home Guard leader Captain Main-


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5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 Oooberry Telly. 7.10 Diggit.


9.25 SMTV Live. (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 On the Ball. (T) 1.20 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.25 Granada News; Weath­ er. (T) 1.30 International Motor Racing. (S) 2.00 Volvo Ocean Race. 3.00 FILM: Carry on Jack (1964). Maritime mayhem is the order of the day in this comedy about the misadventures of the hapless crew of a British ship on its way to fight the Spaniards. Kenneth Williams stars. 4.20


waring also in th e running, who’ll ta k e the prestigious title? Hosted by Coronation S tre e t’s Kevin Kennedy, bet­ te r known to soap fans as Curly Watts.


CHANNEL 4


5.55 Animal Alphabet. (R) (T) 5.58 The Clangers. (R) (T) 6.05 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 Blue’s Clues. (T) 7.00 Offshore Powerboating. 7.30 Motorsport on 4: The Rally Masters. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Football Italia. 11.00 Motorsport on 4: Speedway Grand Prix. (T) 12.00 Happy Days. (R) (T) 12.30 Happy Days. (R) (T) 1.00 Little House on the Prairie. (R) (T) 2.00 Racing from Ayr and Newmarket. Races at 2.20, 2.35, 2.50, 3.10, 4.05, 4.20 and 4.40. (T) 5.10 Brookside. Omnibus. (T) Channel 4 News. (T) Tek Sing. A search for the fabled Chinese vessel. (R) (T) I’m Not Racist, But. What white British people actually think about living in a multicultural society. (T) Top Ten TV. Rundown of the small-screen's most laughable losers, from Alan Partridge to Crossroads caretaker Benny. (T)


6.35 7.10


8.10 9.10


10.45 Heroes of Comedy. Profile of comedian Bernard Manning. (R)


11.50 The Android Prophecy: A Histo­ ry of Robots in Film. Celluloid cyborgs over the years. (T)


1.00 FILM: Apex (1994). Sci-fi thriller, star­ ring Richard Keats. (T) 2.50 FILM: Dry Rot (1956). Comedy, starring Brian Rix. (T) (bw) 4.15 The Norm Show. (T) 4.40 The Norm Show. (T) 5.05 For Your Love. (T) 5.30 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


The Goal Rush. (T) 5.05 Holiday Snaps. Guide to popular


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holiday destinations. (T) (S) Granada News; Weather. (T) ITV News; Weather. (T) Family Fortunes. The Kader fami­ ly from Leicestershire play the Cochranes from Buckinghamshire in a bid for big money prizes. (T) (S) Cilia 's Moment of Truth. Belfast students attempt to memo­ rise 100 mobile phone ring tones, while four brothers from Northern Ireland must negotiate an obstacle course of ladders without putting a foot on the ground. (T) (S) The Premiership. Desmond Lynam presents highlights of this afternoon’s big games in the Eng­ lish top-flight, featuring Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur and Manches­ ter United v Ipswich Town. Terry Venables and Ally McCoist offer their expert opinion. (T) Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize


-------- - questions to win £1 million. (T)


9.15 FILM: Liar, Liar (1997). Jim Carrey gets another chance to hone his manic persona in this smash-hit comedy. He plays a lawyer whose underhand efforts to win cases


. often leave him little time to see his son, prompting the youngster to make a wish that unexpectedly comes true— and stops dad telling lies for an entire day. With Justin Cooper, Maura Tierney, Justin Cooper and Jennifer Tilly. (T)


10.55 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.09 Granada Weather. 11.10 The Sketch Show. Quick-fire comedy sketches, starring Ronni Ancona, Lee Mack, Jim Tavare, Karen Taylor and Tim Vine. (R) (T)


11.40 The Premiership. Desmond Lynam presents highlights of Liver­ pool v Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United v Ipswich Town. Terry Venables and Ally McCoist provide expert analysis. (R)


1.10 Forever; ITV News Headlines. 2.05 The World’s Most Dangerous Animals II. (R) 2.50 Box Office America. (R) (S) 3.15 The Making of Planet of the Apes. (R) 3.40 World Sport; (R) ITV News Headlines. 4.05 World Football. (R) 4.30 Judge Judy. (R)


(T) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen. YORKSHIRE


1.25 Calendar News and Weather 5.05 Calendar News and Sport 11.09 Local Weather 4.50 Jobfinder


TV centre


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The War of th e R o s e s , Sky Cin em a , 9pm. Danny DeVito, Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas f i r s t s ta r re d to g e th e r in th e light­ hearted adventure Romancing th e Stone. The trio were reunited for this black comedy about a divorce th a t ’s anything but amicable. Dou­ glas is Oliver Rose, a lawyer, whose marriage to wife Barbara (Turner) is crumbling. They agree to split, but argue over who is going to keep th eir house. Both re fuse to be th e one who moves out, resorting instead to increas­ ingly drastic ta c t ic s to force th e other out.


SKY PREMIER


6.00 Anna and the King: The Real Story of Anna Leonowens 8.00 October Sky (PG) (1999) 10.00 Popeye (PG) (1980) 12.00 Sister Act (PG) (1992) 2.00 October Sky (PG) (1999) 4.00 Popeye (PG) (1980) 5.45 Sister Act (PG) (1992) 7.30 Preview Show 8.00 The Hurricane (15) (1999) 10.25 Blue Streak (12) (1999) 12.00 Plunkett and Macleane (15) (1999) 1.45 Agnes Browne (15) (1999) 3.25 Without Limits (15) (1998)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.00 Redemption of the Ghost (PG) (2000) 8.00 Perfect Game (PG) (1999) 9.45 Muhammad All: King of the World (PG) (TVM 2000) 11.30 Family Tree (U) (1999) 1.15 Catch a Falling Star (U) (1999) 3.00 Redemption of the Ghost (PG) (2000) 4.55 Perfect Game (PG) (1999) 6.40 Muhammad All: King of the World (PG) (TVM 2000) 8.15 The Out of Towners (12) (1999) 10 00 Universal Soldier II: Brothers In Arms (18) (1998) 11.35 Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business


(18) (1998) 1.15 Hard to Kill (18) (1990) 2.55 Jack’s Back (18) (1988)


anempi to umswbi i v w i c c w , , , 4.35 Catch a Falling Star (U) (1999) “


SKY CIHEMA


6.00 Bedtime for Bonzo (PG) (1951) 7.25 Flaming Star (PG) (I960) 9.00 Fire Down Below (PG) (1956) 11.00 Bedtime for Bonzo (PG) (1951) 12.30 The Sea Wolves (PG) (1980) 2.30 Flaming Star (PG) (1960) 4.00 Fire Down Below (PGj (1956) 6.00 The Sea Wolves (PG) (1980) 8.00 The War of the Roses (15) (1989) 10.00 Tightrope (18) (1984) 11.55 Hardcore (18) (1979) 1.45 The Five Heartbeats (15) (1991) 3.50 American Pop (15) (1981)


SKY ONE


5.10 The Oprah Winfrey Show. 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 flnlin. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Max Steel. 9.30 Mummies Alive. 10.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Uvewire. 2.00 Star Trek: DS9. 3.00 Star Trek: DS9. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Vampire High. 5.30 Roswell High. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.30 Friends. 9.00 Angel. 10.00 Dark Angel. 11.00 Uncutl Yanky Panky. 12.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.50 Friends. 2.15 Uncutl Yanky Panky. 3.05 Star Trek: DS9. 3.55 Star Trek: DS9. 4.45 Beach Patrol.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 90 Minutes. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Wrestling Federation: Classics. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live Scottish | Premier League Football. 7.45 Live


BBC1 6.35 CBBC: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 7.20 Iron­


side. (R) (C) 8.10 Police Rescue. (R) (C) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heav­ en and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Classic Rhodes. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 On the Record. (C) (S) 12.55 EastEnders. (C) (S) 2.40 The Blue Planet. (R) (C) (S) 3.30 The Morecambe and Wise Show. (R) (C) 4.00 My Family. (R) (C) 4.30 Points of View. (C) (S) 4.45 Lifeline. (C) 4.55 News; Weather. (C) 5.15 Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. A visit to the world’s largest greenhouse at the Eden Pro­ ject , in celebration of harvest. Plus, Aled Jones discovers Gloria Hunni- ford’s passion for Cornwall. (C) (S) Star for a Night. Dannii Minogue and Mikey Graham join Barbara Windsor and Nigel Martin-Smith to give their


5.20 5.55 6.45


verdict on vocal talent. (C) (S) Antiques Roadshow. The experts


7.30 8.00 9.00


10.00 10.15


gather in Hartlepool, where they eval­ uate a Steiff teddy bear, a Chinese paper passport, and a drug jar which Oliver Cromwell could have seen. Presented by Michael Aspel. (C) (S) Living Dangerously. Martin Kemp meets a former soldier who currently works for a private company special­ ising in mine clearance. (C) (S) Down to Earth. Sarah flies back from Ghana as her family return to London for Addy’s funeral, but the trip causes rifts as it brings fheir life change into focus. Back at home, Faith’s parents hold the fort and take care of Molly who is too ill to travel, but the respon­ sibility of the farm proves overwhelm­ ing. Drama, starring Warren Clarke and Pauline Quirke. (C) (S) Armadillo. Lorimer handles the Fedo­ ra Palace Hotel case with characteris­ tic brilliance, persuading the owners to accept a greatly reduced pay-off, and consolidates his success by going for a drink with actress Flavia Malinvemo. James Frain stars. (C) News; Weather. (C) FILM: Overboard (1987). A spoilt heiress suffering from amnesia is taken in by a carpenter claiming to be her husband. Chaotic comedy, star­ ring Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell; (C) (S) Weatherview.


12 05 FILM: A Business Affair (1993). A model is delighted to learn her academic husband’s publisher is impressed by her novel — but finds that’s not all he’s interested in Romantic comedy, with Christopher Walken. (C) (S) 1.45 BBC News 24.


Midsomer Murders, Granada, 8.00pm. DCI Tom Barnaby (John Nettles) is back in action this w e e k with another tr icky case to solve. A beautiful but spoilt woman receives a number of death threats, prompting the veteran de te c tiv e and his sidekick Tt-oy to pay a visit to the affluent village of Midsomer Malham. While they are there, the local v e t’s is broken into, and a large amount of bar­ biturates and syringes are stolen, and the policemen


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find themselves facing a ra c e against t im e to try and save the unfortunate _ woman’s life — but wi ll the pair be too late? Daniel Casey, Jane Wymark, Ben­ jamin Whitrow and Adrian Rawlins star.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Open University. 7.25 Object Lessons: Dark Matter. (R) 7.30 Back­ ground Brief: First Came Dolly. (R) 7.45 The Challenge: The Riddle of the Tay Bridge Disaster. (C) 8.15 CBBC: Rugrats. (R) (C) (S) 8.40 Flint the Time Detective. (C) (S) 9.05 Casper. (R) 9.30 Kenan and Kel. (C) (S) 10.00 Byker Grove. (C) (S) 10.50 Prom in the Park. (C) (S) 11.20 The Super League Show. 12.10 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 1.00 Sunday Grandstand. Hosted by Steve Rider and Sue Barker. 1.05 CART Racing. (S) 3.00 British Superbikes. (S) 3.45 Davis Cup Tennis. Ecuador v Great Britain. Times may vary.


(S) 7.15 Correspondent. Olenka Frenkiel


reports on the growing modern- day slave trade in Africa. (C)


8.00 FILM: The Shootist (1976). Western drama, starring John Wayne and Lauren Bacall. (C)


9.35 Porridge. Godber enters the world of boxing. (R) (C)


10.05 The Michael Watson Story. The boxer’s comeback story. (C) (S)


11.05 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. With Faye Tozer. (R) (C) (S)


11.35 R ex the Runt. New series. A mouse takes up residence. (C) (S)


11.45 ’Orrible. Paul acquires Cup Final tickets. (R) (C) (S)


12.15 FILM: An Almost Perfect Affair (1979). Romantic comedy. (C) (S) 1.45


CHANNEL 5


6.00 WideWorld. (T) (S) 6.30 Dappledown Farm (R) 7.00 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S)7.35Tickle, PatchandFnends^ (S) 8.00 The Beginner s Bible. (R) (S) b.ju Tintin. (R) (S) 9.00 The Tribe. (R) (T) (S) 10.00 Core News. (S) 10.05 Mega Babies. (R)(S) 10.30 The Big Question. (S) 11.00 Its Your Funeral. (R) (S) 11.30 The Movie Chart Show. (R) (S) 12.00 Wildlife Photographer. (R) (T) (S) 12.30 5 News. (T) (S) 12.40 MotoGR (S) 2.15 Exclusive. (S) 2.40 Family Affairs. (T) (S) 4.55 FILM: The Karate Kid III (1989). (T) (S)


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8.00


5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) Motorsport Max. Magazine pro­ gramme which goes behind the scenes at major events, focusing on everything from touring car races to single-seater competitions. (S) Adrenalin Rush. A look at the stunts, cutting-edge special effects and high­ speed camera work that characterise acclaimed films including The Matrix and Star Wars: Episode 1 — The Phantom Menace; (R) (T) 5 News at 9.


9.00 FILM: Impulse (1990). A police­ woman gets mixed up in a web of mur­


der and deceit while seeking to trap a drug dealer. Thriller, starring Theresa Russell; (T) 5 News Update.


11.05 Arrest and Trial. The search for a serial sexual predator. (T) (S)


11.35 Arrest and Trial. A Vermont student who was abducted. (R) (T) (S)


12.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. (R) (T) (S) 12.50 Live Major League Baseball. (S) 4.00 Major League Baseball Replay. (R) (S)


6.00 The Clangers. (R) 6.10 Pippi Long- stocking. (R) (T) 6.35 The Magic School Bus. (T) 7.05 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.30 Party Animals. (R) (T) 7.35 CatDog. (R) (T) 8.00 The Kids from Room 402. (T) 8.30 One World. (T) 9.00 T4. 9.00 Malibu. (R) (T) 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.30 T4: Hol- lyoaks. (T) 12.00 T4: Model Behaviour. (R)


(T) 1.00 FILM: Hell and High Water (1954). Adventure, starring Richard Wid- mark. (T) 2.55 FILM: Bataan (1943). World War Two drama, starring Robert Taylor and Thomas Mitchell. (T) (bw) 5.00 Stargate SG-1. (T) 6.00 Scrapheap Challenge. (T) 7.00 Accident Black Spot. The weather-beaten Pennines. (R) (T)


7.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 8.00 Black on Black. The myth of a united British black community. (T)


9.00 The Real Mussolini. The events surrounding the death of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. (T)


10.00 FILM: Donnie Brasco (1997). Premiere. Gangster drama, with Al Pacino and Johnny Depp. (T)


12.20 Football Italia. AC Milan v Lazio. 1.20 World Wrestling Federation: Heat. (T) 2.10 Motorsport on 4: The Chequered Flag. 3.05 Motorsport on 4; TVR Tuscans. 3.35 Motorsport on 4: World Speedway Grand Prix. 4.30 Motorsport on 4: Formu­ la Rally. (R) 4.55 Chef for a Night. (R) (T) 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Review. 6.45 The Sunday Programme. 7.45 Pokemon. 8.05 Diggit. 9.25 CITV: Cow and Chicken. (R) (T) (S) 9.50 Power Rangers Llghtspeed Rescue. (T) (S) 10.15 Scooby, Scrappy and Yabba Doo. (T) 10.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 11.00 Sunday Morning. (T) (S) 12.00 That’s Esther. (T) 12.30 Lunchtime Live: This Week. 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby. (T) (S) 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.05 Take Time with Twiggy. 2.35 Half Ironman UK. 3.35 Breaking the Magician’s Code. (R) (T) (S) 4.25 Storm Force. (R) (S) 4.55 Love Story: The History of Gretna Green. 5.25 Soccer Sunday. Alistair Mann presents the football action.


6.10 Granada News; Weather. (T) 6.15


1TV News; Weather. (T) 6 30 Survival Special. An investigation


into shark attacks on humans, ask­ ing whether the world’s most dead­ ly predators — the great white and tiger shark — deliberately hunt humans or simply mistake them for their usual prey. (R) (T) (S)


7 30 Coronation Street. Edna is laid to rest, but just when everyone thought a black cloud had been lift­ ed, her sister Iris turns up — and she bears more than a passing resemblance to the deceased.^An anxious Charlie meets her birth mother but,like many who’ve gone before her, comes away feeling deeply disappointed. (T)


8.00 Midsomer Murders. The chatter­ ing classes find they’ve really got something to talk about when a local society beauty is found dead following a series of threats against her, and police investiga­ tions uncover a dark underbelly of adultery and deceit in affluent Mid­ somer Malham. Murder mystery, starring John Nettles. (T) (S)


10.00 The Unforgettable Kenneth Williams. An intimate portrait of the much-loved comic actor, a highly talented but deeply insecure man, who remained a cantankerous contradiction to the end of his days. With contributions from Stanley Baxter and Sarah Miles. (T)


10.40 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 10.54 Granada Weather. 10.55 The Premiership. Highlights of this afternoon's rescheduled top­ flight matches, featuring Chelsea v Middlesbrough, Leeds United v Derby County and West Ham Unit­ ed v Newcastle United.


11.30 Alpha: Will It Change Their Lives? The group travels to Kid­ derminster for a weekend retreat focusing on the Holy Spirit. (T)


12.30 Faith and Music. With Irish crooner Daniel O’Donnell. (R) (T) 1.00 Roar. (R) (T) (S) 1.55 Dance 2000; (R) ITV News Head­ lines. 2.50 Trisha. (R) (T) (S) 3.50 Judge Judy. (R) (T) 4.10 Cybernet; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.40 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


12.30 Calendar Pick of the Week 2.00 Cal­ endar News and Weather 6.00 Calendar News and Sport 10.54 Local Weather 2.50 Namkeen 4.50 Jobfinder


Saturday Fight Night. Takaloo v TBA. 9.45 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 11.40 Classic Premiership. 11.45 Scottish Football 1.45 Spanish Football. 3.15 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 5.10 Classic Premiership. 5.15 World


Sport. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics. SKY SPORTS 2


6 00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Super League. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Moto Plus. 9.30 US Golf. 12.30 Live Rugby Union. Leicester Tigers v Bath. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 Australian Rules Football. 7.00 European Golf. 9.00 Live US Golf. The Pennsylvania Classic. 11.00 Super League. 1.00 Saturday Fight Night. 3.00 Golf. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


9.30 NFL: Weekly Review. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. A leading NRL play-olf game. 12.30 Live European Goll. The Trophee Lancome. 4.00 Moto Plus. 4.30 Action Sport. 5.00 NFL: Weekly Review. 6.00 Live Super League. St Helens v Leeds Rhinos (Kick-oil 6.05pm). 8.00 Australian Rugby League. 10.00 Rugby Union. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Extreme Sports. 8.30 Beach Volleyball. 9.00 Equestrianism. 10.00 World Cup Football. 11.30 Live MotoGP. Qualilying practice from Valencia. 2.15 Live Cycling. The 14th stage of the Tour of Spain. 4.15 British Eurosport News. 4.30 Women's Tennis. 6.00 MotoGP. 7.00 Live Snooker. The Scottish Masters. 10.00 British Eurosport News. 10.15 Rally Driving. 10.45 Boxing. 11.45 MotoGP. 12.45 Rally Driving. 1.15 British Eurosport News. 1.30 Close.


UK GOLD


6.00 'Alio ’Allot 6.30 Dad's Army. 7.00 Neighbours. 8.10 Blake's 7. 9.10 Doctor Who. 11.00 The A-Team. 12.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 1.00 The Good Life. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 Last o( the Summer Wine. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 7.00 My Hero. 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.20 Only Fools and Horses. 9.00 Porridge. 9.40 Porridge. 10.20 Porridge. 11.00 Porridge. 11.40 Porridge. 12.20 Porridge. 1.05 Only Fools and Horses. 1.45 Down to Earth. 2.45 Open All Hours. 3.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 3.55 FILM: Doctor at Sea. Comedy, starring Dirk Bogarde.


LIVINGTV


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Ready Steady Cook. 7.00 Tiny. 7.20 Little Antics. 7325 Barney. 8.00 Wizadora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.00 Petals. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 The Blobs. 9.30 Barney. 10.00 Home and Away. 12.00 Exposure. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 1.30 FILM: Holiday Affair.


3 20 Entertainment Nowl 3.30 Will and Grace. 4.00 Will and Grace. 4.30 FILM: Her Own Rules. 6.20 Entertainment Nowl 6.30 Crossing Over 7.30 Rlckl Lake. 8.20 Maury Povich. 9.10 Maury Povich. 10.00 Jerry Springer. 10.50 Jerry Springer. 11.40 Women Talk Sex. 12.00 Eden. 12*30 Bedtime Stories. 1.00 Bedtime Stories. 1.30 The Stag and Hen Show. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Cribb. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 Not on Your Nellie. 8.30 You're Only Young Twice. 9.00 Hogan's Heroes. 9.30 Shang-A-Lang. 10.00 Mission: Impossible. 11.00 Hawaii Five-O. 12.00 The Magnum Story. 1.00 Magnum PI. 2.00 Magnum PI. 3.00 Magnum PI. 4.00 Magnum PI. 5.00 Magnum PI. 6.00 Magnum PI 7.00 Fame. 8.00 Catherine Cookson's: The Gambling Man. 9.00 Inspector Wexford. 10.00 Hill Street Blues. 11.00 Catherine Cookson's: The Gambling Man. 12.00 Stay Lucky. 1.00 Hill Street Blues. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI 8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Amazing


Stories. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 The Twilight Zone. 12.30 The Twilight Zone. 1.00 The Twilight Zone. 1.30 The Twilight Zone. 2.00 Sightings. 3.00 Sightings. 4.00 seaQuest 2032. 5.00 seaQuest 2032. 6.00 Mercy Point. 7.00 Space: Above and Beyond. 8.00 FILM: Babylon 5: Thirdspace. 9.45 Glimpse. 10.00 FILM: Ghost Story. 12.00 FILM: Violence Jack. 2.35 Giant Robo. 3.35 Cybernet. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 Wild Weekend. 6.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Teletubbies. 7.10 Fireman Sam. 7.20 Oakie Doke. 7.30 Tweenies. 7.50 Tweenies. 8.10 Happy Families. 8.25 The Family Ness. 8.30 Playdays. 8.50 Sheeep. 9.00 El Nombre. 9.05 ChuckleVision. 9.25 Wiggly Park. 9.30 CBBC on Choice. 12.30 CBBC on Choice. 3.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Wld Weekend. 7.00 EastEnders. 8.00 The Weakest Unk. 8.30 Third Rock from the Sun. 9.00 FILM: Breast Men. 10.30 Sex. Warts and All. 10.45 Sex, Warts and All. 11.00 Sex, Warts and All. 11.15 Sex, Warts and All. 11.30 Sex, Warts and All. 11.45 Sex, Warts and All. 12.00 Masters of Combat. 12.45 TOTP 2. 1.30 Radio 1 TV. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Fortune Hunter. 12.40 The Incredible Hulk.


1.40 Secret Agent Man. 2JO The Goal Rush. The day's football action. 5.10 Sheena. 6.00 CD UK. 7.00 Rich and Famous Uncut. 8.00 Chart Choice. 8.15 Giants. 8.45 Giants. 9.15 Inspector Morse. 11.15 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 12.15 Rich and Famous Uncut. 1.15 The Late Show. 2.05 Secret Agent Man. 2.55 Time Life Music. 3.25 Close.


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SKY PREMIER


6.00 Rupert Patterson Wants to be a Superhero (PG) (1998) 7.30 Love's Labours Lost (U) (2000) 9.30 Casper Meets Wendy (U) (1998) 11.30 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (U) (1971) 1.30 Rupert Patterson Wants to bo a Superhero (PG) (1998) 3.15 Love’s Labours Lost (U) (2000) 5.15 Casper Meets Wendy (U)


(1998) 7.00 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (U) (1971) Children's musical, with Gene Wilder. 9.00 The Beach (15) (2000) Hit drama, starring Leonardo DiCaprio.


11.00 Eyes Wide Shut (18) (1999) Erotic drama. 1.40 Welcome to Hollywood (15) (2000) 3.10 Practical Magic (12) (1998) 4.55 The Mythology ot Star Wars


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.10 A Perfect Tribute (PG) (1991) 7.50 A Dog of Handers (PG) (1999) 9.35 Message In a Collphone (PG) (2000) 11.05 Wing Commander (PG) (1999) 12.50 The Growing Pains Movie (PG) (TVM 2000) 2.20 A Perfect Tribute (PG) (1991) 4.00 A Dog of Flanders (PG) (1999) 5.45 Wing Commander (PG) (1999) 7.30 Maxvlew Preview. 8.00 The Disciples (15) (1999) 9.30 Beyond the Mat (15) (1999) 11.15 Naked Man (15) (1998) Drama. 12.55 Ottlce Space (15) (1999) 2.25 Real Genius (15) (1985) 4.15 The Growing Pains Movie (PG) (TVM 2000)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 Alvarez Kelly (PG) (1966) 8.00 Cry of the Werowolf (PG) (1943) 9.15 Rock Around the Clock (U) (1956) 11.00 Alvarez Kelly (PG) (1966) 12.50 Cry ot the Werewolf (PG) (1943) 2.00 The Longest Day (PG) (1962) 4.55 Rock Around the Clock (U) (1956) 6.15 Splendour In the Grass (12) (1961) 8.15 Say Anything (15) (1989) 10.00 Dave (18) (1993) 11.50 Shakes the Clown (18) (1992) 1.20 The Collector (15) (1965) 3.20 10 Rilllngton Place (15) (1971)


SKY ONE


5.35 Mummies Alive. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Tintin. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Max Steel. 9.30 Mummies Alive. 10.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Metal. 12.00 World Wrestling Federation: Tough Enough. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Superstars. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Xena: Warrior Princess. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Best ol Klrsty. 10.00 Temptation Island. 11.00 Hotter Sox. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 South Park. 1.00 Andromeda. 1.50 Hotter Sex. 2.40 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 World Sport Special. 6.30 Spanish Football. 8.00 German Football. 9.30 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday Football. West Ham United v Newcastle United (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Live Spanish Football. A top game Irom Primera Liga. 9.00 Football Special. 10.00 World Wrestling Federation: Excess. 11.45 Sky Sports Classics. 12.00 Football Special. 1.00 Live World Wrestling Federation: Unlorgiven. From the MGM Grand In Las Vegas. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Rugby Union. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Drag Racing. 1.00 Moto Plus. 1.30 Squash. 2.30 Triathlon World. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 Drag Racing. 5 JO Squash. 6.30 Triathlon World. 7.00 European Gott. 10.00 Live US Goll. The Pennsylvania Classic. 12.00 Squash.


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10.00 US Golf. 12.00 Live European Golf. The Trophee Lancome. 4.00 British Motocross Championship. 5.00 World Sport Special. 5.30 Wild Spirits. 6.00 Australian Rugby League. 8.00 Squash. 9.00 World Motor Sports.


11.30 Drag Racing. 12.00 Close. EUROSPORT


7.30 Women's Tennis. 9.00 Live MotoGP. The Spanish Grand Prix. 2.00 Live Cycling. Stage 15 ol the Tour ol Spain. 4.15 British Eurosport News. 4.30 CART. 5.30 Live Snooker. The Scottish Regal Masters final. 10.00 British Eurosport News. 10.15 Rally Driving. 10.45 Equestrianism. 12.00 All Sports. 12.30 Motocross. 1.15 Rally Driving. 1.30 US Sports News. 1.45 British Eurosport News. 2.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.25 The Hello Girls. 6.00 The A- Team. 7.00 Neighbours. 8.00 Blako's 7. 9.00 Blako's 7. 10.00 Doctor Who. 11.00 The A-Team. 12.00 The New Advontures of Superman. 1.00 The Good Lite. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 Last ot the Summer Wine. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 The New Adventures ol Superman. 7.00 2point4 Children. 7.40 My Family. 8.20 Only Fools and Horses. 9.00 Taggart. 11.05 Murder Most Horrid. 11.45 Casualty. 1.00 Open All Hours. 1.40 Taggart. 3.35 Murder Most Horrid. 4.15 FILM: Indiscreet.


LIVINGTV


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Ready Steady Cook. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Little Antics. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 8.00 Wizadora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.00 Petals. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 The Blobs. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 10.00 Brookside Omnibus. 12.00 Exposure. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact


or Fiction. 1.30 FILM: Jane Eyre. 3.50 Entertainment Nowl 4.00 Oh Baby. 4.30 FILM: Stolen Babies. Fact-based drama. 6.20 Entertainment Nowl 6.30 Crossing Over. 7.30 Rlcki Lake. 8.20 Maury Povich. 9.10 Maury Povich. 10.00 The Jerry Springer Show. 10.50 The Jerry Springer Show. 11.40 Women Talk Sex. 12.00 Eden. 12.30 Bedtime Stories. 1.00 Bedtime Stories. 1.30 The Stag and Hon Show.


2.00 Screenshop. GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Hawaii Five-O. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 Not on Your Nellie. 8.30 In Loving Memory. 9.00 Rumpole of the Bailey. 10.00 Emmerdale. 11.00 Time After Time. 11.30 Plus on Plus. 12.00 In Loving Memory. 12.30 On the Buses. 1.00 Fame. 2.00 Starsky and Hutch. 3.00 Classic Coronation Street. 5.30 Bultseye. 6.00 Rumpole ol the Bailey. 7.00 Catherine Cookson’s The Cinder Path. 8.00 Wycliffe. 9.00 Moll Flanders. 10.00 Rik Mayall Presents. 11.00 Bullseye. 11.30 The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club. 12.00 Stay Lucky. 1.00 Moll Flanders. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Cybernet. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM: Atragon. Japanese sci-li adventure. Tadao Takashima stars. 1.40 FILM: Babylon 5: Thirdspace. Scl-fl drama, starring Bruce Boxleitner. 3.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 4.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 5.30 UFO. 6.30 SF:UK. 7.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 Sliders. 10.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 11.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 12.00 FILM: Retroactive. 1.40 Glimpse. 2.00 Quatermass. 3.00 Darkroom. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 Wild Weekend. 6.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Teletubbies. 7.10 Fireman Sam. 7.20 Oakie Doke. 7.30 Tweenies. 7.50 Tweenies. 8.10 Happy Families. 8.25 The Family Ness. 8.30 Playdays. 8.50 Sheeep. 9.05 ChuckleVision. 9.25 Wiggly Park. 9.30 CBBC on Choice. 12.30 CBBC on Choice. 3.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Wild Weekend. 7.00 EastEnders. 7.55 EastEnders Revealed. 8.25 Come Fly with Me. 9.00 Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends. 9.50 Thai Gay Show. 9.55 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 10 JO Radio 1 TV. 11.00 Third Rock from the Sun. 11.25 Tinsel Town. 12.05 Tinsel Town. 12.45 Attachments. 1.35 Radio 1 TV. 2.05 Closo.


ITV 2


9.25 Crossroads. 11.15 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 1.15 CD UK. 2.15 Rich and Famous. 2.45 Felicity. 3.35 Coronation Street 6.00 Soap Fever. 7.00 A Touch of Frost. 9.00 The Grimleys. 9.30 Coronation Street. 10.00 Bob and Rose. 11.00 Rich and Famous Uncut. 12.00 Fortune Hunter. 12^0 The Incredible Hulk. 1.45 Ghost Stories. 2.15 Time Life Music. 2^5 Close.


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