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7.00 Planet Saturday: Noddy in Toyland. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Fix and Foxi. (Ft) (C) (S) 7.45 Noah’s Island. (R) 8.10 Zorro. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 Rugrats. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Live and Kicking. (C) (S) 12.00 Football Focus. 12.50 News; Weath­ er. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider. 1.05 Athletics Focus. (S) 1.35 Olympic Dreams. (S) 1.50 Racing from Newbury. (S) 2.10 Rugby Union. (S) 2.25 Racing from New­ bury. (S) 2.40 Rugby Union. (S) 2.55 Racing from Newbury. (S) 3.10 Rugby Union. (S) 3.45 Football Half-Times. (S) 3.55 Rugby Union.


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(S) 4.45 Final Score. (S) 5.15 News; Weather. (C) 5.30 Regional News and Sport. 5.35 Big Break. Snooker stars Anthony Hamilton, Matthew Stevens and Willie Thome amaze on the baize as they cue up to help contestants win cash and prizes. Jim Davidson asks the questions, ably assisted by referee


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John Virgo. (C) (S) The Other Half: Celebrity Specials.


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DJ Tony Blackburn and Brookside star Sarah White hope to keep their spouses hidden from magic tricksters Paul Daniels and Debbie Magee. (C) The Weakest Link Special: Reality TV stars. Anne Robinson returns with a new series, beginning with a reality- TV special, which pits former contes­ tants from Big Brother, Survivor and Castaway against each other. (C) (S) The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Phillip Schofield introduces the lottery-based quiz show. (C) (S) Bursting Bloomers. Terry Wogan introduces a collection of clips from TV’s not-so-finest moments, featuring footage of Pauline Quirke, Ainsley Harriott and a few cringe-worthy incidents from the Blue Peter arch­ ives; (C) (S) National Lottery Update. News; Weather. (C) FILM: Air Force One (1997). Block­ busting action thriller, starring Harri­ son Ford as the US President, who is forced to take drastic measures to ensure the safety of his family when their plane is hijacked by Russian ter­ rorists led by Gary Oldman. (C) (S)


11.10 FILM: Escape from Alcatraz (1979). A convict makes a daring attempt to break out of the notorious high-secu­ rity prison. Fact-based drama, star­ ring Clint . Eastwood,. Patrick ■ McGoohan and Jack Thibeau. (C)


1.00 The Heat Is On. (R) (C) 2.00 Patrick Kiel- ty Live. (R) (C) 2.00 Weatherview. 2.40 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 3.10 BBC News 24.


6.05 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. (S) 9.00 Hack the Planet. (C) 9.30 The Romans in Britain: Fact and Fable. (C) 10.05 Ever Wondered? (C) 10.30 Holly­ wood Science: Dante’s Peak. (C) 10.40 See Hear! On Saturday. (S) 11.25 Trade Secrets. (R) (C) (S) 11.35 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) (S) 12.05 FILM: Digging to China (1998) Premiere. Drama, starring Kevin Bacon. (C) 1.40 FILM: The Red Shoes (1948). Oscar-winning drama. Anton Wal- brook stars. (C) 3.50 Malcolm in the Mid­ dle. (R) (C) (S) 4.15 TOTP 2. (R) (C (S) 5 00 Rugby Union. The Middlesex Sevens. Steve Rider introduces the semi-finals and final of the tournament from Twickenham.


7.00 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. Frank tackles electronics. (R) (C)


7.25 Islamophobia. Anti-Muslim dis­ crimination. (C) (S)


8.25 The Mission: A Grand Adven­ ture. An Amazon tribe receive a grand piano. (C) (S)


9.15 | Love 1990. New series. The decade in perspective. (C) (S)


10.45 FILM: The Grifters (1990). A con- man, his girlfriend and estranged mother embark on a crime spree involving seedy gangsters. Thriller,


starring John Cusack. (C) (S)


12.30 FILM: Pret-a-Porter (1994). Drama, starring Kim Basinger. (C) 2.40 Close. 3.00


BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close. CHANNEL 5 6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 r


WideWorld. (R) (T) 6.30 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 ITN News Channel. 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (S) 8.00 Redwall. (R) (S) 8.30 The Powerpuff Girls. (S) 9.00 The Tribe. (R) (T) (S) 10.00 The Desert Forges. (T) (S) 11.00 The Core. 11.00 Core News. (Sj 11.05 The Legend of William Tell. (R) (S) 12.05 5 News at Lunchtime. (T) (S) 12.15 Home and Away. (T) (S) 2.20 The Core. 2.20 Newquay. (S) 2.45 The Core Live Road­ show. (S) 2.55 The Powerpuff Girls. (R) 3.10


Singled Out: (R) (S) 3.40 RAD. (S) 4.10 The Pepsi Chart. (R) (T) (S) 4.45 Daria. (R) (T) (S) 5.10 Student Bodies. (R) (T) (S)


5.40 Zoe. (T) (S) 6.05 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) 6.10 FILM: The Tomorrow Man (TVM 1996). Sci-fi, starring Julian Sdnds. (T)


7.45 Ghosts Caught On Tape. Documen­ tary evidence of ghosts; (R) (T) (S) 5 News and Sport.


9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom re-evaluates a case. (T) (S)


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6.45 CBBC: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 FILM: Under the Piano (1995). A woman returns to her family home after years away and gets a series of disturbing shocks. Gritty drama, starring Amanda Plummer. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) (S) 11.00 Clas­ sic Rhodes. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News. (C) 12.05 Quincy. (R) (C) 12.50 Holiday Snaps. (C) (S) 1.00 East­ Enders. (C) (S) 2.50 Hi-De-Hi. (R) (C) 3.35 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case ot the All-Star Assassin (TVM 1989). The ace attorney helps defend a professional hockey player accused of murdering his power-hungry boss. Thriller, with Raymond Burr and Alexandra Paul. (C) 5.05 Lifeline. (C) (S) Points of View. (C) (S) News; Weather. (C) Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. Aled Jones has a seafood salad with Rick Stein, and finds out why Peter Skellern is Wait­ ing for the Word in Cornwall. (C) (S) Barking Mad. Philippa Forrester meets a house-wrecking parrot, while Mark Evans tackles a troublesome bull terrier. Last in series. (C) (S) FILM: The Phantom (1996). The orig­ inal costumed superhero strides forth from his jungle lair to thwart a news­ paper magnate intent on world domi­ nation. Adventure, starring Billy Zane and Catherine Zeta Jones. (C) (S) Space. Sam Neill explores the possi­ bility of man colonising Mars, asking whether altering the red planet’s cli­ mate to make it habitable could be humanity’s best hope of survival. (C) Life As We Know It. The couple go clubbing in London in a bid to make Alex’s column more hip and funky, but a run-in with the police convinces him to return to his old ways. (C) (S) Chambers. The legal eagles leave the bar behind to take part in a sur­ vival challenge, pitting their wits against a bunch of hairdressers. (C)


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6.00 Open University. 7.30 Background Brief: The Science of Ageing. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 To Build the Fastest Round-the- World Yacht. 8.15 CBBC: The Prince of Atlantis. (R) (C) (S) 8.40 Zorro. (R) (C) (S) 9.05 Casper. (R) (C) (S) 9.30 The Journey of Allen Strange. (R) (C) (S) 9.55 Travel Bug. (C) (S) 10.25 Byker Grove. (R) (C) (S) 11.15The Super League Show. 12.00 Top of the Pops+Plus. (C) 1.00 Sunday Grandstand. Presented by Roger Black. (S) 1.05 Touring Cars. (S) 1.55 British Superbikes. (S) 2.35 Rowing Focus. (S) 2.50 Athletics. Times may vary. (S) ‘ The Future Just Happened. The Internet revolution. Last in


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News; Weather. (CJ FILM: Up ’n’ Under (1998). An aero­


12.00 FILM; Memphis (TVM 1992). Cybill Shepherd stars as one of three drifters who


bics instructor takes on the challenge of fuming a bunch of lazy no-hopers into a top rugby team. Comedy, starring Samantha Janus and Neil Morrissey; (C) (S) Weatherview..


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■ hold the grandson of a wealthy black industn- alist to ransom. Drama, with Richard Brooks. 1.30 The Sky at Night. (R) 1.45 BBC News 24.


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series. (C) (S) The World at War. America drops the first atom bomb. (R) (C) The World at War. Superpower tensions in the post-war era. (R)


9.00 lan Botham: 100 Per Cent Beefy. Documentary celebrating the cricketer’s finest moments. (C)


9.50 FILM: Beautiful Girls (1996). 11.35


Comedy drama about a school reunion that leads to all manner of surprises. Uma Thurman, Matt Dillon, Timothy Hutton and Mira Sorvino star. (C) (S) FILM: The Hustler (1961). Oscar- winning drama, starring. Paul Newman. (C) (bw)


1.45 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. CHANNEL 5


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 Wide­ World. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Dappledown Farm. (R) 7.00 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 7-30 shake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Fnends. (S) 8.00 Fat Dog Mendoza. (R) (S) 8.30 Tintin. (R) (S) 9.00 The Tribe: (R) (T) (s ) I 0;33 Core News. (S) 10.05 Mega Babies. (R) (S) 10.30


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The Big Question. (R) (S) ^ ° ° ' l ® Y ° “ r Funeral. (R) (S) 11.30 The Movie Chart Show


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12.30 5 News at Lunchtime. (T) ( S ) 12-^0 FILM: The Man in the Wilderness (1971). Sur-


vival drama, starring Richard Harris. (T) 2.35 Exclusive. (S) 3.10 Family Affairs. (T) (S) 5.25 FILM: Tower of Terror (TVM 1997). Children’s horror comedy, with Steve Guttenberg and Nia Peeples. (T) (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) Motorsport Max. (S) The Real Ghost Hunters. Spine-chill­ ing investigations; (R) (T) 5 News at 9. FILM; Victim of the Haunt (TVM 1996). A woman experiences a spate of supernatural phenomena in her new


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home, but her husband doesn’t believe her. Horror, starring Beau Bridges,- Shirley Knight and Sharon Lawrence; (T) (S) 5 News Late.


10.50 Arrest and Trial. A serial killer. (T) (S) 11.20 Arrest and Trial. How bite marks solved a murder. (T) (S)


11.45 Poltergeist: The Legacy. A crate of ancient artefacts arrives. (R) (T) (S)


12.40 Live Major League Baseball. Jonathan Gould presents a game from North America. (S) 4.00 Major League Baseball Replay. (R) (S)


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lan Botham: 1 00 Per Cent Beefy (BBC2, 9pm) lan Botham is arguably the g reatest all-rounder ever to play international cr ic k e t. After making his debut for England in 1977, he went on to amass over 3 80 Test w ic k e ts and 5 ,0 0 0 runs. Despite achieving more than most in his outstand­ ing career, lan also hit the headlines for a ll the wrong reasons, including a turbu­ lent private life. However, he’s always managed to redeem himself, most notably w ith his famous


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wa lk s for charity. This film c e lebrates the legendary c r ic k e te r ’s finest moments on th e field, particularly his heroic performance at Headingley in 1981 which marked him as an all-round star in th e minds of many.


CHANNEL 4


6.05 Pippi Longstocking. (R) (T) 6.30 The Magic School Bus. (R) 7.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.25 Party Animals. (R) (T) 7.35 Bug Alert. (R) (T) 8.00 T4: Popworld. 9.00 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 10.30 Live Test Match Cricket. England v Australia. (T) 1.00 The


, Lunch Break. (T) 1.35 Live Test Match Cricket.England v Australia. Mark Nicholas


is back in the presenter’s chair to introduce the afternoon sessions on the fourth day of the Fourth Test at Headingley. lan Bishop helps out with the commentary. (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T)


7.30 Today at the Test. Highlights. (T) 8.00 The History of Surveillance. How CCTV has now become the norm rather than the exception in


society. (T)


9.00 FILM: The Gingerbread Man (1998). Premiere. A lawyer is


shocked to learn of his latest girl­ friend’s violent upbringing and vows to see her abusive father brought to justice. Thriller, starring Kenneth Branagh. (T)


11.10 Hello Culture. Last in series. (T) 12.10 World Wrestling Federation: Heat.


(T) 12.25 Whose Line is it Anyway? (R) 1.40 Fortean TV. (R) 2.15 Desperately Seeking Something. (R) 2.45 The Polyga­ mists. (R) 3.50 Personal Services. (R) 4.15 Motorsport on 4: TVR Tuscans. 4.45 The Chequered Flag. 5.40 Classic Plant. (R)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. News. 6.10 The Review. 6.45 Cubeez. 7 00 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 7.20 Up on the Roof. 8.05 Diggit. 8.55 Up on the Roof. 9.25 CITV: Cow and Chicken. (T) (S) 9.50 Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain. 10.20 Sunday Morning. (S) 11.20 Wheel of Fortune. (S) 11.50 Granada News; Weather. (T) 11.55 ITV News; Weather. 12.05 F1: Hungarian Grand Prix Live. Jim Rosenthal introduces this afternoon’s action from the Hungaror­ ing, the 13th round of the 2001 Drivers’ and Constructors’ World Championship. Murray Walker commentates. (T) (S) 3.20 Snooker: The Champions Cup. (T) Cartoon Time. Granada News; Weather. (T) Dangerous Women. New series. Profiles of driver Nathalie Barrett, the first woman to complete the Arctic Rally for 20 years. (T) ITV News; Weather. (T) The Charm Offensive. Part two. Ulrika Jonsson hosts the offbeat game show in which four contes­ tants have to use all their powers of flattery and persuasion to con­ vince viewers to vote for them. (T) Survival Special. Bruce Davidson visits the Congolese rainforest to investigate the wildlife that lives there, from the diminutive forest elephant to the secretive western lowland gorilla. (T) (S) Coronation Street. Fred gets a shock when he visits Eve at work, while Roy lives dangerously by breaking his bail conditions, and Martin accuses Richard of muscling in on his family. (T) The Bill: Beech on the Run. Renegade copper Don Beech makes the most ot life in Sydney, convinced he’s escaped his murky past — until old adversary Claire Stanton turns up. (T) The Best of the Frank Skinner Show. Highlights of the comedy chat show, featuring Kylie Minogue


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and Jamie Oliver. The Charm Offensive. Ulrika Jon­


sson reveals which lucky contes­


tant has won. (T) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


Granada Weather. The South Bank Show. Artist Tracey Emin, who shot to fame for


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the exhibition of her bed, talks to Melvyn Bragg about her recent solo show, and looks back on her controversial career. (T) (S) F1: Hungarian Grand Prix High­ lights. Jim Rosenthal introduces the best of the action from this afternoon’s race at the Hungaror­ ing; (S) ITV News Headlines.


starring Gene Hackman as a private detec­ tive whose missing persons case leads him into a seedy world of drug-smuggling and murder. (T) 2.50 Trisha. (R) (T) (S) 3.50 Cybernet; (R) (S) ITV News Head­ lines. 4.15 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


Calendar News and Sport 5.15 Soccer Sunday 10.54 Local Weather 1.00


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Sleeping Hollow, Sky Premier, 9pm. As Tim Burton’s revamp of Planet of the Apes sots cash tills ringing, here’s another chance to see his 1999 blockbuster. I t ’s a creepy affair with Johnny Depp on fine form as timid police officer, Ichabod Crane. He is sent to the eponymous town to investigate a series of killings committed by a headless horse­ man, and ends up falling in love with a trou­ bled local girl, played by Christina Ricci. A host of British thesps revel in this contem­ porary classic, including Michael Gambon.


SKY PREMIER


6.30 Wind River (PG) (1999) 8.15 Toys (PG) (1992) 10.15 Home Team (PG) (1999) 12.00 Muppets from Space (U) (1999) 1.35 Wind River (PG) (1999) 3.15 Toys (PG) (1992) Wacky comedy, starring Robin Williams. 5.15 Muppets from Space (U) (1999) Comedy adventure with the puppet pals. 7.00 Baby Geniuses (PG) (1999) 9.00 Sleepy Hollow (15) (1999) Chiller, starring Johnny Depp. 10.45 Happy Texas (12) (1999) Comedy, starring Steve Zahn. 12.25 Crazy in Alabama (12) (1999) 2.20 Message In a Bottle (12) (1999) 4.30 Home Team (PG) (1999)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.10 Shout (PG) (1991) 7.40 The Bad News Bears (PG) (1976) 9.25 Having Our Say: The Delany Sisters’ First 100 Years (PG) (1999) 11.05 Danielle Steel’s Vanished (PG) (TVM 1995) 12.40 Shout (PG) (1991) 2.10 The Bad News Bears (PG) (1976) 3.55 Having Our Say: The Delnny Sisters’ First 100 Years (PG) (1999) 5.35 Blast from tho Past (PG) (1999) 7.30 Maxview 8.00 Avalon: Beyond the Abyss (PG) (1999) 9.30 The Blair Witch Project (15) (1999) 11.00 Urban Legend (18) (1998) 12.40 Rounders (15) (1998) 2.40 The Alarmist (15) (1998) 4.15 Danielle Steel's Vanished (PG) (TVM 1995)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 Doctor Faustus (PG) (1968) 7.45 Prince Who Was a Thief (PG) (1951) 9.15 Who's Minding the Mint? (U) (1967) 11.00 Beyond tho Blue Horizon (U) (1942) 12.20 Doctor Faustus (PG) (1968) 2.00 Prince Who Was a Thief (PG) (1951) 4.00 The Best of Enemies (PG) (1961) 6.00 Who’s Minding tho Mint? (U) (1967) 8.00 Every Time We Say Goodbye (15) (1986) Drama, starring Tom Hanks. 10.00 Rising


Sun (18) (1993) Thriller. Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes star. 12.10 The Tingler (15) (1959) 1.35


Where Are the Children? (15) (1986) 3.15 Rising Sun (18) (1993)


SKY ONE 00 FILM: Night Moves (1975). Thriller, 50 Calendar News and Weather 5.00


5.10 What About Mimi? 5.35 Mega Babies. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 What About Mimi? 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Mega Babies. 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Pokemon. 9.30 Pokemon. 10.00 Pokemon. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Metal. 12.00 World Wrestling Federation: Superstars. 1.00 Andromeda. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Goneration. 5.00 Xena: Warrior Princess. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. 7.30 Family Guy. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Single Girts. 10.00 Reps in Ibiza. 11.00 Hotter Sex. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 Cops. 1.00 Reps in Ibiza. 1.50 Hotter Sex. 2.40 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 BT Global Challenge. 7.30 Scottish Football. 9.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday Football. Manchester United v Fulham (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Gorman Football. 8.30 Test Match Cricket. 10.30 The Ashes — Your Call. 11.00 German Football. 1.00 World ' Wrestling Federation: Summerslam — Live. The over-the- top extravaganza. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Max Power. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Super League. 9.30 Triathlon World. 10.00 US Golf. 1.30 Live Seniors Golf. The Energis Senior


Masters. 3.30 Live US Golf. The US PGA Championship. 12.00 Triathlon World. 12.30 BT Global Challenge. 1.30 World Motor Sports. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


10.00 Speedway. 1.00 BT Global Challenge. 2.00 The Winning Post Live. Coverage from Pontefract and Sandown. 5.00 Triathlon World. 5.30 BT Global Challenge. 6.30 World Sport Special. 7.00 World Motor Sports. 9.30 Triathlon World. 10.00 BT Global Challenge. 11.00 World Sport Special. 11.30 Moto Plus. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Mountain Biking. 8.00 Adventure. 9.00 Formula 3000. 10.00 Live Motocross. Tho 125cc race from Gaildorf, Germany. 11.00 Football. 12.00 Live Motocross. The 250cc race from Gaildorf.in Germany. 1,00 Ski Jumping. 2.30 Women’s Tennis. 3.30 Live Athletics. The Norwich Union Classic. 6.00 British Eurosport News. 6.15 Live CART. The Motorola 220. 8.00 Women’s Tennis. 9.30 NASCAR. 10.30 British Eurosport News. 10.45 Football. 11.45 Alt Sports. 12.15 British Eurosport News. 12.30 Close.


UK GOLD


5.00 Poldark. 6.00 My Hero. 6.30 The A-Team. 7.20 Neighbours. 8.10 Blake's 7. 9.15 Doctor Who. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Tho A-Toam. 1.00 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 2polnt4 Children. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum Leap. 7.00 A Close Shave. 7.40 FILM: Hook. Peter Pan adventure, starring Robin Williams. 10.20 The Jasper Carrott Trial. 11.00 Let Them Eat Cake. 11.40 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin. 12.20 Bread. 1.45 The Jasper Carrott Trial. 2.25 Let Them Eat Cake. 3.00 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin. 3.35 The Echo.


LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Crossing Over. 7.00-Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Caillou. 7.25 Barney and Friends,


10.00 Brookside Omnibus. 12.00 Star


Treatment. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 1.30 Ricki Lake. 2.20 FILM: Jane Eyre. Charlotte Bronte drama, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg. 4.40 Entertainment Nowl 4.50 Maury Povich Double Bill. 6.30 Moving People. 7.00 Designer Guys. 7.30 Crossing Over. 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 9.00 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 10.40 Entertainment Now! 11.00 Secret Suburbia. 11.30 Passion Cove. 12.00 Eden. 12.35 The Real Holiday Show. 1.05 Ricki Lake. 1.55 Entertainment Nowl 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Hart to Hart. 7.00 Pius on Plus. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 Not on Your Nellie. 8.30 In Loving Memory. 9.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 10.00 Emmerdale. 11.00 Through the Keyhole. 11.30 Plus.on Plus. 12.00 In Loving Memory. 12.30 On the Buses. 1.00 A Bit of a Do. 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? 3.00 Classic Coronation Street. 5.30 Brian Conley’s This Way Up. 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? 7.00 Dandelion Dead. 8.00 Wyctiffe. 9.00 The Chief. 10.00 Halo and Pace. 10.30 The New Statesman. 11.00 Bullseye. 11.30 The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club. 12.00 Agatha Christie’s Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? 1.00 The Chief. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Cybernet. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 The Twilight Zone. 12.30 The Twilight Zone. 1.00 The Twilight Zone. 1.30 The Twilight Zone. 2.00 FILM: The Fly. 3.45 Glimpse. 4.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 5.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 6.00 UFO. 7.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 Sliders. 10.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 11.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 12.00 UFOs


and Aliens. 1.00 American Gothic. 2.00 FILM: Freaked. 3.35 A Century of Sci-Fi. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 East­ Enders. 8.00 EastEnders Revealed. 8.30 Come Fly with Me. 9.00 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends. 9.50 Marion and Geoff. 10.00 Hot Wax. 10.30 Patrick Kielty Live. 11.05 Third Rock from the Sun. 11.30 Tinsel Town. 12.10 Friends Like These. 1.05 Bare Necessities. 2.05 Close.


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8*00 Wizodora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. Vanishing Man. 11.00 Soap Fever. 8*45 Rosie and Jim. 9.00 Polka Dot 12.00 Fortune Hunter. 12.50 The Shorts. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 Incredible Hulk. 1.50 Ghost Stories. The Blobs. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 2.10 Time Life Music. 2.40 Close.


9.25 Crossroads. 11.45 Trisha. 12.50 Don’t Try This at Homel 1.55 CD UK. 2.20 The Incredible Hulk. 3.15 Fortune Hunter. 4.05 Coronation Street. 6.00 Soap Fever. 7.00 A Touch of Frost. A student is attacked. 9.00 Sam's Game. Last in series. 9.30 Coronation Street. Fred makes a discovery. 10.00 The


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FILM: Amityville: Dollhouse (1996). A family unwittingly release evil demons from a mysterious Victorian doll’s house. Chiller, starring Robin Thomas and Starr Andreeff. (T) (S) FILM: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993). Horror, starring John D Le May and Kane Hodder. (T) (S)


1.30 Sportsweek. (S) 4.00 The Legend of the Hidden City. (R) (S) 4.40 Bamboo Bears. 5.05 Oceania. (S) 5.30 Bamboo Bears.


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Aussies: Who Gives a XXXX? (Channel 4, 11 .20pm) What are our cousins Down Under really like? If you’re looking for a serious answer to th a t probing question, then don’t bother tuning into this show. However, if you’re more interested_in poking fun a t th e Aussies in a tongue-in-cheek style, then this is the programme for you. I t ’s a wry look a t Antipodean life, focusing on the country’s music, fashion, sense of humour and TV. There’s also a chance to see th e likes of


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 Oooberry Telly. 7.10 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.00 CD UK. (T) (S) 11.30 F1: Hungarian Grand Prix Quali­ fying. Jim Rosenthal introduces live cover­ age of this afternoon’s practice session from the Hungaroring, the 13th round of the 2001 Drivers’ and Constructors' World Championship. Murray Walker and Martin Brundle commentate. (T) (S) 1.15 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.20 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.25 On the Ball. (T) 2.15 Snooker: The Champions Cup. (T) 4.20


Kylie Minogue (pictured with s is te r Dannii) and Russell Crowe in th e ir early days. Jason Donovan, Bob Hawk e and Germaine Greer are among th e contributors.


CHANNEL


5.50 Tales of a Wise King. (R) 6.00 Sesame Street. (R) (T) 7.00 The Euro­ pean Triathlon Cup. 7.30 Formula Rally.


' 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Cricket Roadshow. (T) 10.55 Live Test Match Cricket. Eng­ land v Australia. (T) 1.00 The Lunch Break. (T) 1.35 Live Test Match Cricket and Racing from Ripon. Cricket: England v Australia. Racing: Races at 2.45, 3.15 and 3.50. Uninterrupted cricket coverage continues unencrypted on FilmFour. (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T)


7.25 Today at the Test. England v Australia. Mark Nicholas rounds


up the highlights on the third day of the Fourth Test. (T)


7.50 Brookside. Omnibus. (T) 9.15 Celebrity: The Rise and Fall. Two-part series exploring fame, and the impact.of the rising num­ ber of celebrities on the public. (T)


10.15 Best of So Graham Norton. (T) 11.20 Aussies: Who Gives a XXXX? A wry overview of the Australian way of life, with contributions from Jason Donovan. (T) .


12.25 4Play: Stereo MCs. (R) 1.00 FILM: The Associate (1996). Premiere. Comedy, starring Whoopi Goldberg. 3.05 The Norm Show. (T) 3.35 For Your Love. 4.05 Pin Up. (R) 4.15 Raging Planet. (R) 5.10 Classic Plant. (R) 5.35 Wild About the Garden. (R)


The Goal Rush. (T) (S) 5.10 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.20 ITV News and Results; Weather. (T)


5.30 Hear ’Say I t ’s Saturday! New series of musical extravaganzas in which the band entertain special guests and stars. Here they team up with Lionel Richie for a rendition of his song All Night Long. (T) (S)


6.00 New You’ve Been Framed! Rib­ tickling collection of camcorder


calamities. (T) (S)


7.00 The Premiership. New series. Desmond Lynam fronts ITV's flag­ ship football highlights programme, featuring the pick of the action from this afternoon’s top-flight games. This evening’s programme fea­ tures Liverpool v West Ham Unit­ ed, Middlesbrough v Arsenal and Sunderland v Ipswich Town. This is My Moment. The five final­ ists picked from Wednesday's show sing again, this time in the hope of pocketing a big cash prize. Presented by Melanie B. (T) Poirot. Captain Hastings’ plan to buy a new Italian-made car draw him and the Belgian supersleuth into the gangland underworld of London’s Little Italy. Whodunit, starring David Suchet. (R) (T) (S)


8.15 9.15 10.15 This is My Moment Results. The


10.30 10.44 10.45


11.45


viewers’ vote. (T) (S) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


Granada Weather. TV’s Naughtiest Blunders. Steve Penk lifts the lid on some of the more X-rated bloomers to end up on the cutting room floor. (R) (T) ■The Premiership. Desmond Lynam fronts an extended late- night version of the channel’s flagship football highlights programme, featuring the pick of the action from this afternoon’s top-flight games, focusing on Liverpool v West Ham United and Middlesbrough v Arsenal. (R)


1.15 FILM: Haunted Honeymoon (1 986) . Horror spoof, starring Gene Wilder and Gilda Radner as a newlywed couple stalked by killers, werewolves and transves­ tites; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines.


2.45 ITV at the Festivals 2000. (R) (S) 3.35 Box Office America; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.00 World Football. (R) 4.25 World Sport. (R) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.20 Calendar News and Weather 5.05 Calendar News and Sport. Round-up of results. 10.44 Local Weather


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The Talented Mr Ripley, Sky Premier, 8pm. Matt Damon stars as Tom Ripley, a musician who will do anything to lead a privileged life­ style. He becomes friends with playboy Dickie Greenleaf and his fiancee (Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow, pictured), after convincing Dickie’s dad that he’s the best person to travel to Italy and persuade his headstrong son to come back to America. But when the young millionaire grows tired of his new acquaintan­ ce, Tom is forced to go to extremes to keep the lifestyle to which he has become accustomed


11*1 A T E U . I T ----------------- SKY PREMIER


6.00 Santa and Pete (U) (1999) 7.50 Air Bud (U) (1997) 9.35 Batman and Mr Freeze: Subzero (PG) (1998) 10.55 My Favourite Martian (PG) (1999) 12.40 The End of Eden (PG) (1996) 2.25 Air Bud (U) (1997) 4.10 Batman and Mr Freeze: Subzero (PG) (1998) 5.40 My Favourite Martian (PG) (1999) 7.30 Preview Show 8.00 The Talented Mr Ripley (15) (1999) 10.20 Fight Club (18) (1999) 12.40 The Talented Mr Ripley (15) (1999) 3.00 Such a Long Journey (15) (1998) 4.55 Santa and Pete (U) (1999)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.00 Young Ivanhoe (PG) (1995) 8.00 Taming Andrew (PG) (2000) 9.45 Loss of Faith (PG) (1997) 11.30 Danielle Steel’s Once in a Lifetime (PG) (TVM 1994) 1.15 Life's Little Struggles (PG) (1999) 3.00 Young Ivanhoe (PG) (1995) 4.40 Taming Andrew (PG) (2000) 6.15 The Virginian (PG) (2000) 8.00 Talos the Mummy (15) (1998) 10.00 Universal Soldier: The Return (18) (1999) 11.30 Orgazmo (18) (1997) 1.10 Dead Man on Campus (15) (1998) 2.50 Bachelor Party (18) (1984) 4.40 Lite's Little Struggles (PG) (1999)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 Sorrowful Jones (U) (1949) 7.30 Robert Redford: Hollywood Outlaw 9.15 Knife in the Water (PG) (1962) 11.00 Without Reservations (U) (1946) 1.00 The Strange One (PG) (1957) 3.00 Twentieth Century (U) (1934) 4.35 Requiem for a Heavyweight (1962) 6.15 Robert Redford: Hollywood Outtaw 8.00 Sneakers (15) (1992) 10.05 Three Days of the Condor (15) (1975). 12.05 Indecent Proposal (15) (1993) 2.05 Little Fauss and Big Halsy (15) (1970) 3.45 True Believer (15) (1989)


SKY ONE


5.10 The Oprah Winfrey Show. Chat show. 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 What About Mimi? 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Mega Babies. 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Pokemon. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Livewire. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 3.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Vampire High. 5.40 Roswell High. 6.45 Cribs. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 TV Years: 1992. 9.00 Friends. 9.30 Friends. 10.00 Prickly Heat Global Epidemic. 11.00 Reps in Ibiza. 12.00 Fear Factor. 1.00 Prickly Heat Global Epidemic. 1.50 Reps in Ibiza. 2.40 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 3.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.20 Beach Patrol.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 90 Minutes. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Wrestling Federation: | Classics. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Live


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Non-League Football. 2.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live Scottish Football. 7.45 Non-League Football. 8.30 Test Match Cricket. 10.30 The Ashes — Your Call.' 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 12.55 Classic Premiership. 1.00 Scottish Football. 3.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 4.55 Classic Premiership. 5.00 Non-League Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Super League. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Max Power. 10.00 US Golf. 2.00 Live Seniors Golf. The Energis Senior Masters. 4.00 Live US Golf. 11.30 Inside the Senior PGA Tour. 12.00 Speedway. 3.00 Australian Rules Football. 5.00 Watersports World. .


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Athletics. 9.30 Live International Rugby Union. Australia v South Africa. 12.00 Australian Rugby League. 2.00 Australian Rules Football. 4.00 International Rugby Union. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.00 Australian Rugby League. 10.00 International Rugby Union. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT 7.30 Extreme Sports. 8.00 Extreme


Sports Special. 8.30 Beach Volleyball. 9.00 Formula 3000. 10.00 World Cup Football. 11.30 British


Superbikes. 12.30 Women's Tennis. 1.30 Live Formula 3000. The race at the Hungaroring. 3.00 Women's Tennis. 4.30 World Cup Football. 6.00 British Eurosport News. 6.15 Live Women’s Tennis. 7.30 Football. 8.30 Rugby Union. 10.00 British Eurosport News. 10.15 Car Racing. 11.15 Live Women's Tennis. 12.45 British Eurosport News. 1.00 Close.


UK GOLD


6.00 Birds of a Feather. 6.35 Dad's Army. 7.10 Neighbours. 8.20.Blake's 7. 9.20 Doctor Who. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The A-Team. 1.00 It Ain’t Half Hot. Mum.'1.40 Bread. 2.20 2point4 Children. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum Leap. 7.00 Porridge. 7.40 Porridge. 8.20 Porridge. 9.00 Red Dwarf. 9.40 Red Dwarf. 10.20 Red Dwarf. 11.00 Red Dwarf. 11.40 Red Dwarf. 12.20 Red Dwarf. 1.00 Playing the Field. 2.05 FILM: Fort Apache. Epic Western. Henry Fonda and John Wayne star. 4.25 The Hello Girls.


LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Crossing Over. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Caillou. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 8.00 Wizadora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.00 Polka Dot Shorts. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 The Blobs. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 10.00 Home and Away Omnibus. 12.00 Star Treatment. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 1.30 FILM: Runaway Car. 3.20 Entertainment Now! 3.30


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Exposure. 4.00 Will and Grace. 4.30 Will and Grace. 5.00 Ricki Lake. 5.50 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 7.30 | Crossing Over. 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 9.00 FILM: Before He Wakes. 10.50 Entertainment Nowl 11.00 Secret Suburbia. 11.30 Passion Cove. 12.00 Passion Cove. 12.35 The Real Dating Show. 1.05 Brighton Rocks. 1.35 Entertainment Now! 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Cribb. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 Not on Your Nellie. 8.30 Supersonic. 9.00 Supersonic. 9.30 Shang-A-Lang. 10.00 Mission: Impossible. 11.00 Hawaii Five-O. 12.00 Cribb. 1.00 Dandelion Dead. 2 00 Catherine Cookson’s The Dwelling Place. 3.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 4.00 Mission: Impossible. 5.00 The Professionals. 6.00 The Brian Conley Show. 6.30 Strange But True. 7.00 Catherine Cookson's The Dwelling Place. 8.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Ruth Rendell Mysteries. 10.00 Hill Street Blues. 11.00 The Professionals. 12.00 Catherine Cookson's The Dwelling Place. 1.00 Hill Street Blues. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI 8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Amazing


Stories. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM: Tho Man From


Plane! X. 1.20 Cybernet. 2.00 Amazing Stories. 2.30 Amazing Stories. 3.00 Sightings. 4.00 seaQuesi DSV. 5.00 seaQuest DSV. 6.00 Mercy Point. 7.00 First Wave. 8.00 FILM: Heart and Souls. 10.00 FILM: The Serpent and the Rainbow. 12.00 FILM: Golgo 13: The 1.40 FILM: Black Magic M-66. 2.35 FILM: Dominion Tank Police. Part three. Sci-fi animation. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 EastEnders. 8.00 Japan TV: Fashion in Japan. 8.15 Japan TV: Shopping in Japan. 8.30 Japan TV: Future in Japan. 8.45 Japan TV: Music in Japan. 9.00 Adam and Joe Go Fuji Rock 2001. 12.00 Japan TV: Sex in Japan. 12.15 Japan TV: Sex in Japan. 12.30 Japan TV: Lum tho Invader Girl. 12.55 Japan TV: Music in Japan. 1.10 Japan TV: Lum the Invader Girl. 1.35 Japan TV: Fashion in Japan. 1.50 Japan TV: Shopping in Japan. 2.05 Close.


ITV 2 9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Chart Choice.


12.00 Don't Try This at Home! 1.00 The Grimteys. 1.30 The Incredible Hulk. 2.30 The Goal Rush. 5.10 Sheena. 6.00 CD UK. 7.00 Felicity. 7.50 Popstars. 8.35 The Grimleys. 9.00 Neighbours Irom Hell. 10.00 Pets Irom Hell. 11.00 Neighbours from Hell. 11.30 Shopping Irom Hell. 12.30 The Late Show. 1.20 Dr Katz. 1.45 Dr Kalz. 2.10 Shoena. 3.00 Time Life Music. 3.30 Close.


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ROSAT 2000, full o f : summer fruits, quite f bodied and a nose l fresh strawberries ; raspberries. This is a th in k |


man's rose, serious' not flippant like so others, coming 13.0%abv, there is bi and flavour, at £ 4 | from Booths. If you prefer your t


white, then plump fo exotic tasting 1


CLAVELES GEWU1 TRAMINER 2000, f; Chile and found in M; and Spencer's stores lj modest £3.99. This is full of trofj


spices, a touch of water or Turkish de| on the nose and a i body, weighty with: of pepper on the fill Excellent as an aperi'J if you like barbell seafood, especially | prawns, this is your' For the chicken!


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