OFFSIDE OFFSIDE Space burger lands on training ground


When a burger descended from space to land on Colchester United’s training ground on Thursday, groundsmen at the club were stumped as to its origin.


Was it a cryptic message from another solar system, or possibly a bizarre ploy from an opposing team to upset United’s preparations?


All was revealed when Tom Stanniland, better known by his YouTube name Kill’em, called the League Two club to explain.


“I sent a burger into space using a weather balloon,” said Stanniland, who intended to eat it once it had safely returned to terra fi rma - wherever that may be. It had gone about 24 miles up and the weather balloon popped. It’s come back down, travelled over 100 miles and landed right here.”


Stanniland was able to determine its location thanks to a tracker he had installed in the box carrying the burger into the earth’s atmosphere.


Early shower


Four sprinklers were switched on with a host of players from both teams given a soaking with the score locked at 1-1.


Play had to be stopped deep into added time at the Vitality Stadium, when the sprinklers were switched on during Bournemouth’s game against Wolves.


The Premier League clash was interrupted in the 96th minute when the sprinklers suddenly emerged from the grass and started spraying water everywhere.


The referee was forced to stop the


momentum of the game with the sides going for the winning goal.


But the supporters found the funny side as they loudly cheered the drama on the fi eld.


An image of Spurs’ new stadium on Facebook was met with the following comment … “When are they going to remove that crane from the pitch, it’s been laying there now for 3 months, do they need to erect another crane to get that one out?”


As seen on social media ...


Lickey Hills Golf Course knicker ninja


It’s not every morning you arrive at the golf course to fi nd someone has pegged


their washing out all over the course, but that’s exactly what happened at Lickey Hills Golf Course.


The Mytime Active club was hit by an April Fools’ Day prank, when underwear appeared on every fl ag on the course, and it was up to Greenkeeper Dave Collins to unmask the knicker Ninja.


The mystery drew to a close with Clare and Beth from the cafe revealing themselves as the culprits.


Well done girls, but I’m sincerely hoping the underwear was clean!


160 PC April/May 2019


Someone takes a marker pen to the 3hrs 40 at this golf club.


Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the time and eff ort this guy spent putting a strap on his dirt so it wouldn’t fall off


The not so serious side of the industry


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