QUIZ Justin Timerlake’s 2016 hit song ‘Can’t


Stop the Feeling’ was recorded for which movie soundtrack?


The flag of the United Nations features the UN emblem, formed by a map of the world, surrounded by two what?


The quote, ‘The course of true love never did run smooth’ is associated with which famous playwright?


March 1st is the feast day of which saint? What year did Maradona score the ‘Hand of God goal’?


Which character is played by Travis Fimmel in the Viking TV series?


In which mainland European country is the time the same as it is in the United Kingdom?


Who was the creator of The Muppets?


True or false: Within her reign, Queen Elizabeth II attended the funerals of both Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher?


LYRICS TO GO


‘With the lights out, it’s less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us.’


‘Love forever, love is free, let’s turn forever


you and me. Windmill, windmill for the land. Is everybody in?’


‘Rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job. Smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend you never went to school.’


‘You must understand though, the touch of your hand makes my pulse react.’


‘When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me.’


‘Mutual misunderstanding after the fact. Sensitivity builds a prison in the final act.’


‘No clouds in my storms, let it rain, I hydroplame into fame.’


‘Living easy, living free, season ticket on a one-way ride.’


JOKES


“Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes” Tim Vine


“I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.” Ken Dodd


“I was mugged by a man on


crutches, wearing camouflage. Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can’t run.” Milton Jones


“A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘Alright, but we won’t get much done.” Jimmy Carr


“I saw a pair of knickers today – on the front it said, ‘I would do


anything for love’ and on the back it said ‘but I won’t do that.” Sarah Millican


“I’m sure wherever my father is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.” Jack Whitehall


Stuck? Nailed it? Find the answers for Outsmarted online at outlineonline.com BY JESS O


f all the ways in which I have made a holy show of myself in public, I think the most ridiculous was bursting into tears in a supermarket in South Africa at the sight of


mustard. I was young, I’d been travelling on my own for 5 months, I’d finally succumbed to homesickness and seeing the slogan ‘Colman’s of Norwich’ finally finished me off. I sobbed loudly and bought it. I don’t even like mustard ffs, yet that tin is still somewhere in my box of memories from the trip. It was a familiar and comforting reminder of home. Of Norwich.


Not for much longer, obviously. Which is quite shit, not least for the people whose jobs are being lost. Add that to the recent news that two local independent businesses – Te Reindeer, and Woollf & Bird – are being forced to shut up shop, you could be forgiven for thinking that there’s increasingly less room for Norwich based businesses to survive, let along thrive. And that gets right on my tits.


Because this is Norwich, fuxake. We have brilliantly individual and fantastically varied shops, pubs and businesses run by people who do it for no other reason than they want to. Tey’re not identikit, bland, homogenised prefabricated units shipped in under orders from head office, but owned and run with love by people who do it because they want to, because they


want to share what they have to offer with us, and because (usually, but fairly crucially) they’re damned good at it too, whether that’s making coffee, serving food, making things, offering a professional service or many other examples I can’t actually think of right now. Tey key is that it’s personal, because they genuinely give a toss about it. It matters to them, and it should matter to us to support and reward them with our cold hard cash money. Or we’ll end up losing these special places and names that make this vibrant and beautiful city such a wonderful place to be. ‘Of Norwich’ should be something to celebrate and champion, because this is our city.


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