QUIZ
What is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?
In which musical would you hear the song “Food,Glorious Food”?
What name is given to the number on top of a fraction?
In the comic book what is the real name of superhero Iron Man?
In snooker how many points are awarded for potting the blue ball?
What was the name of the boy in “Where the Wild Things are” ?
In the UK at which weight does a LGV become an HGV?
What was San Francisco called before 1847?
LYRICS TO GO
Bitch, real G’s move in silence like lasagne.
In the days of my youth I was told what it means to be a man.
I am an antichrist.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there’s still time to change the road you’re on.
I know a mouse and he hasn’t got a house.
You’re about as easy as a nuclear war.
I bought a ticket to the world but now I’ve come back again.
JOKES
If you need help building an ark, I Noah guy.
I haven’t slept for ten days.
That would be far too long.
Bob Marley is about to go shopping
- PayPal get ready!
What is a physicist’s favourite food? Fission chips.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
to pull this off without the police being called, then Spooky City on 31st October has you covered. Meeting outside the Forum at six, it’s then a short walk (or parade) of everyone in their best scary outfits* to Chapelfield Gardens where ghoulish goings on and paranormal playtimes are being sorted.
TRUMPING A BIG BOOM
Autumn… Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness… and damp and foggy and cold and dark and miserable and sod it, let’s just hibernate until nice things return, yeah?
We-ell, as much as we’d all like to pull the duvet over our heads for the next six months, it’s not really an option, so let’s make the best of it with fun. Happily, the city is enabling you to do just that over a few glorious days.
If you secretly long for the innocent days of trick or treating in a not very convincing home made costume and fake blood, but fear you no longer have the youthfulness
Not in the mood for dressing up, but still want to go out for free stuff? Te Big Boom fireworks display is back at the top of the castle on Friday 3rd November from 19:30. Expect the usual noise and magnificence your dad could only dream of when he used to set off feeble little wet fart dribbles of rockets in your back garden whilst you wrote your name with a sparkler and decided that toffee apples taste of pointless disappointment. Tis is a Proper Display that if you are feeling especially wanky, you could describe as ‘son et lumiere’. But please don’t.
So, autumn. Cheerless, dark & deadly. Apart from in this fine city.
*My genius idea for this would be for the entire population of Norwich to turn up on Millennium Plain dressed up as Donald Trump. Seriously. Can you imagine anything more terrifying than an army of Trumps, men, women, children? All
you need is a suit and a mop head on your bonce. Possible bonus side effect: on hearing about it, Trump runs away to hide forever, because who wouldn’t be scared shitless by this?
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