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KID STUFF Once lost Nemo (Alexander Gould)
and his dad Marlin (Albert Brookes) are in charge ofFinding Dory when the absent-minded Blue Tang (Ellen DeGeneres) goes off in search of her parents (Diane Keaton and Eugene Levy). (June 17) The man who brought usE.T. is back
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BE SCURED... VERY SCURED “They’re baaaack...” Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick
Wilson and Vera Farmiga) are investigating spooky goings on inThe Conjuring 2. This time, the setting is England and the case involves one of the most frightening hauntings on record. (June 10) Cell is based on Stephen King’s novel and stars
John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson fighting zombies, after a cellphone signal turns regular folks into the walking dead! It’s basically a documentary about our dependence on smartphones. (July 8) “Just when you thought it was safe to go back into
the water...” Or rather,The Shallows, here comes the tale of Blake Lively as a surfer vs. a very persistent great white shark. I don’t know, she seems kinda stringy. (June 29) The Purge: Election Year, is probably less scary
than the real-life one we’re experiencing right now— featuring the tangerine with bad hair—vying for the White House. As it stands in the film version, Senator Charlene Roan (Elizabeth Mitchell) is the frontrunner in her campaign to do away with The Purge. (July 1) It’s a safe bet, you won’t be hitting the sheets after
seeing this fright flick,Lights Out, about a mysterious entity that only appears in the dark! Now where’s my damn nightlight? (July 22)
with another initialed character in The BFG, as Steven Spielberg tells the tale of Sophie (Ruby Barnhill) who befriends a “big friendly giant” with that interesting moniker. Seriously, what did you think those initials stood for? Never mind, I don’t wanna know. (July 1) Not to be outdone on the fam-
ily- friendly odd coupling, Disney has remadePete’s Dragon, about a boy and his sometimes invisible dragon, featuring Bryce Dallas Howard, Robert Redford and Oakes Fegley—that name just trips off the tongue—now doesn’t it? (August 8) Kubo and the Two Strings sees the
titular, animated character go off on a quest to recover his late father’s, magical suit of Samurai armor. I mean, is there any other kind? Voices brought to you by Charlize Theron, Matthew McCo- naughey and Rooney Mara. (August 19) Ever wonder, what your dog or cat
get up to when you’re not around? Then The Secret Life of Petsis tailor-made for you. Household pets take on an army of abandoned animals, out to make life miserable for domesticated, four-legged babies and their owners... Sounds chock full of teachable
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moments. (July 8) Sausage Party is
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definitely not a kids movie, as it is an R-rated animated feature that details the adventures of food, like Frank The Sausage (Seth Rogen), learning the fate of where food on grocery store shelves go. How appropriate that it features toilet humor. (August 12)
OSCAR BAIT Florence Foster Jenkins,
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stars Meryl Streep as a New York City heiress who is bound and determined to sing opera at Carnegie Hall. The problem? She’s a terrible singer! Based on a true story and certainly borrowed from any number of I Love Lucy episodes. (August 12) Hands of Stoneis the true story
of boxing legend Roberto Duran (Edgar Ramirez) and his trainer Ray Arcel (Robert De Niro) and their quest for glory. WhileThe Founder stars Michael Keaton as McDonald’s (umm founder) Ray Kroc. Look for a cameo by Carrot Top as Ronald McDonald. (August 26 and August 5) Oh Darn! I didn’t get around
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to Jean-Claude Van Damme returning to his signature role inKickboxer: Vengeance…insert sarcasm here. There you have it, with more than a few choices for images, flickering across silver screens this summer. HAPPY VIEWING!
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