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by tim parks And Reboot
When discussions regarding the reboot of Xena: Warrior Princess began, there was a fan outcry when the “powers that be” behind the show were considering another actress other than Lucy Lawless as the titular character. Sadly, the proposed NBC show, still in its infancy stages, is looking to do just that according to Robert Greenblatt, a honcho at the Peacock Network. He feels that her presence may overshadow the direction of the show. “I’m not sure how she could be part of it if she wasn’t playing Xena and I don’t know if that’s a direction we’ll ever go,” he stated. Wow... Just... Wow! Though, with Lawless’ husband, Rob Tapert on board, as well as Director
Sam Raimi, perhaps they will “leather-skirt” the controversy.
GURL POWER There are also a The premise of Netflix’s Fuller House sounds like an absolute laugh riot! After D.J.
Tanner-Fuller’s (Candace Cameron-Bure) husband dies, she is left to raise her three sons, one of which is a baby. Oh geez, I think I am starting to hyperventilate from all that comedy potential! So what’s a widow (giggle) supposed to do? Why not invite one of TV’s most infamously annoying characters, Kimmy Gibbler (Andrea Barber), to move in, with her teenage daughter in tow? Seeing as Kimmy, who probably was featured on I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, may need some “supervision,” enter D.J.’s younger sister, Stephanie (Jodie Sweetin), to lend a helping hand. No Fuller House—see what they did there—would be complete without visits from
John Stamos, Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, John Stamos, Lori Loughlin and John Stamos. Did I mention John Stamos? Yes, I have a “thing” for JS. And by thing, I mean my junk. Why did the Olsen Twins pass on this one again? Oh yeah, they were “busy...” Busy
being billionaires. Hopefully Cameron-Bure won’t have writers insert her right-wing, conservative points-of-view into the show. It ain’t called Fuller Church, hunty.
Another Netflix offering will be Gilmore Girls. Have you ever noticed that the show’s theme song and that of The Golden Girls are eerily similar? Speaking of “Where movies that r
You Lead,” the series will be split up into four 90-minute movies that reunite viewers mother/daughter
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with the fast-talking, pop culture-referencing, mother/daugh duo over the course of winter, spring, summer or fall.
had to do, was call the original cast to revisit their char Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel will be joined by everyone in Star’s Hollow, including all of Rory’s former love interests: Jar Padalecki, Matt Czuchry (bless you) and Milo Ventimiglia (refer aka
to John Stamos comment above). Of course, Luke Danes ak comment) Someone
Scott Patterson (again, please reference Stamos c who will all be on hand to complicate Lorelai’s life. S who has seemingly taken a hand’s off approach to the show that made her a household name however, is Melissa McCarthy. She said recently that she wasn’t “invited” to partake in the reunion. Beeatch, please... Check your email! I guess ol’ Snooks won’t be there. Perhaps she is busy filming with the Olsen Twins?
Apparently all that original showrunner, Amy Sherman-Palladino characters.
one in Jared
Meanwhile, Cruel Intentions
is getting the TV show/sequel treatment for NBC and will follow the son of Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon’s characters. Say what? Didn’t said son Sebastian die in the movie? Spoiler alert, for those who haven’t watched a movie since 1998. Anyhoo, this “pre-conceived notion” will feature the character Kathryn, formerly played by Sarah Michelle Gellar in the movie. It’s not too far-fetched to think that she may return to the
role...It’s not like she’s busy or anything.
few movies being turned into TV shows, such as The Notebook for the CW network. It should get a sponsorship deal from Kleenex, because that movie was S.A.F. (Sad as f*ck).
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