PUB QUIZ In which city would you find
the only natural hot springs in England? ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
In the house that Jack built, what did the rat do? ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
Who had a number one in 2010 with Pass Out? ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
Te middle five letters of a nine-letter word spell SHONE, what's the word?
If you were born on March 12th, which sign of the zodiac would you be?
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Te British company Winmau is associated with which game?
What is the oldest soft drink on sale in the USA? What is the currency of Russia?
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walked into a bar...
a man I was wondering
why I suddenly had pentagrams on my palms. Then I remembered: I’ve been using hand sataniser.
You’ve got to hand it to blind prostitutes.
I played triangle in a reggae band but left – it was just one ting after another.
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Win a pair of tickets to Red Rooster Festival!
It’s the third year of Red Rooster Festival, taking place at Euston Park on the Norfolk/Suffolk border on 2nd- 4th June. Tose ‘down south’ dandies have got some delish comfort food and tasty butt-slappin’ tunes packed up and are ready to show you a rock ‘n’ rolling time.
Te line up’s sweet as, with King Khan and the Shires, Bob Log III and James Leg the first to be announced. Americana, rock n roll, R’n’B, soul, blues and country music is the flavour of this festival, and if you’re not into that yet, you sure will be by the end of the weekend. Expect lots of dancing, whooping, carrying on and full on good times in a laid back, downhome environment.
The good thing about life is that, even if you’re crap at it, you’re guaranteed at least two certificates.
A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat again.
“Describe yourself in three words.” “Lazy.”
I left my last
girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
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