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Gentoo Penguins Love the Upbeat Times!
In 2010, the Falkland Islands held the largest breeding population of Gentoo penguins in the world, with an FC census recording 121,500 breeding pairs. Numbers in the Falkland Islands do fl uctuate, but have averaged about 100,000 pairs over the last 75 years. Gentoo penguins are resident in the Islands throughout the year and distributed all around the coastline. - Photo by Tonya Giusso of Cloverdale on their visit to the falklands in winter of 2015. More photos to come!
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JOKES & Humor # 3
One day a man ran into an old friend and asked him if he was still dating the same girl. “No” Replied the friend. “She wasn’t the brightest bulb in the chan- delier. Just the other day she decided to ride a horse for the
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fi rst time. Without any instruction she hopped on and took off at full gallop. Everything was fi ne for a minute until she started losing her grip and began sliding down the side of the horse. She started grasping desperately at the reigns and the horse’s mane. The horse kept it’s pace up as she bounced up and down on the ground with the horse’s hooves pounding away inches from her head. The horse might have killed her if it were not for an alert Wal-mart greeter who ran over and unplugged the thing!”
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. ~Benjamin Disraeli
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