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JOKES Outsmarted Have you been


My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry,


so I threw a coconut at him. OK, I've counted out all the


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jukebox money and I'm afraid there isn't enough to fix the love shack's serious structural problems. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


I used to live next to a farm and every time I passed the cows in the field I used to inexplicably


shout abuse at them. Turns out I'm dairy intolerant. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


Which singer never spills food on his clothes? Napkin Cole. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


ACROSS


CROSSWORD The Beautiful People DOWN


1 Hobbit, and the dreamy Tim from Te Office (6,7)


3 Bequiffed rock’n’roll star from Memphis (5,7)


7 Don Draper's swoonsome alter ego. Also, a type of meat. (3,4)


8 Canadian Baywatch babe (6,8) 10 Tis Colombian singer's hips don't lie (7)


11 Caroline Flack had a fling with this curly top (5,6)


12 Te original blonde bombshell (7,6)


15 Te devilishly sexy Messrs Sparrow and Wonka (6,4)


17 French sexpot from the 60's (8,6) 19 She's Her with the pearl earring (8,9)


20 Tiny Australian who wears tiny gold hotpants (5,7)


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2 Tall drink of water aka Stringer Bell and John Luther (5,4)


4 Married to Jay Z, this diva is crazy in love (7)


5 UK supermodel who wrote the novel Swan (5,8)


6 Curvy redhead surrounded by Mad Men (8,9)


9 Died in Gravity and fantastic like a Fox (6,7)


13 Queen of 50's pin up's with her trademark fringe (6,4)


14 He'd love to be your Blue Valentine (4,7)


16 Courtney's beautiful grunge husband (4,6)


18 Don't mess with this guy; he was Bane and Bronson (3,5)


My name is Fin, which means it’s very hard for me to end emails without sounding pretentious. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


If I'm ever feeling down I just type 'Yo are the best' into


Google, then it responds: 'I think you mean ‘you are the best’ and I feel much better. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


Who remembers when Te X Factor was just Roman suncream? ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


I watch so much Netflix that instead of recommending shows to watch, it's started suggesting I go outside.


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