Outsmarted JOKES HA VE Y OU BEEN
HOW DO YOU TURN A DUCK INTO A SOUL SINGER? PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE UNTIL IT'S BILL WITHERS.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE
HUNGRY CLOCK? IT WENT BACK FOUR SECONDS.
I TOOK THE SHELL OFF MY RACING SNAIL, THINKING IT WOULD MAKE HIM RUN FASTER. IF ANYTHING, IT MADE HIM MORE SLUGGISH.
Across
NORWICH SOUND & VISION FESTIVAL 2014 Down
CROSSWORD
1 Timeless terrifying movie being shown at St Lawrence's Church (9)
3 Pink haired electronica musician released her Visions album in 2012 (6)
5 Te Tin White Duke's song to go along with the festival (5,3,6)
8 Te Vision is a member of this superhero group(8)
10 Tis band play Te Birdcage for NS&V on Friday 12th(7,7)
12 White haired artsist/presenter of Vision On (4,4)
14 Where the NS&V conference takes place this year (7,4,6)
15 Tis visionary released his album Visions in 1978 (3,2)
17 Tis group wore your love like heaven in 1991 (10,2,5)
19 Playing at Octagon Chapel during NS&V; a scarecrow has much in common with them (6,4)
2 Te Aggrolites headline here on 11th October as part of NS&V(3,3,9)
3 Girl band who sang about the sound of the underground (5,5)
4 Trousersnake sang of Tunnel Vision (6,10)
6 He discovered the speed of sound (5,6) 7 Tis guy loves sunglasses and Innervisions(6,6)
9 Our Audioline choice for this month play Te Blueberry for NS&V (4,3,7)
11 Tis doom surf band play Norwich Sound and Vision on Tursday 9th October (7)
13 Tis band sang about the Planet of Sound (6)
16 He rapped about the sound of the police (1,1,1,3)
18 Public Service Broadcasting play here on the first night of NS&V(4)
WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER: A BONNIE TYLER SAT NAV. KEEPS TELLING ME TO TURN AROUND, AND EVERY NOW AND THEN IT FALLS APART.
HOW DO YOU DROWN A HIPSTER? IN THE MAINSTREAM.
WHAT IS PINK, GOES IN HARD AND DRY AND COMES OUT SOFT AND WET? BUBBLEGUM.
SOMEONE STOLE MY MICROSOFT OFFICE AND THEY’RE GONNA PAY. YOU HAVE MY WORD.
I FAINTED IN THE CURRY HOUSE WHEN I HEARD REM HAD SPLIT UP. THAT'S ME IN THE KORMA.
6/ Ocotober 2014/
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