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Outsmarted JOKES HA VE Y OU BEEN CROSSWORD FESTIVALS


THE KING OF SPAIN HAS ABDICATED. ANOTHER JUAN BITES THE DUST.


WHEN I SEE LOVERS' NAMES


CARVED IN A TREE, I DON'T THINK ITS CUTE. I JUST THINK IT'S CRAZY HOW MANY PEOPLE BRING KNIVES ON A DATE.


A WOMAN GETS ON A BUS WITH HER BABY. THE BUS DRIVER SAYS: ''UGH, THAT'S THE UGLIEST BABY I'VE EVER SEEN!'' THE WOMAN WALKS TO THE REAR OF THE BUS AND SITS DOWN, FUMING. SHE SAYS TO A MAN NEXT TO HER: ''THE DRIVER JUST INSULTED ME!'' THE MAN SAYS:


Across 2 Two fingers up for this one (1,8) 6 Enjoy the sunset at the Showground (7)


8 I'm sure the friars at St Andrew's Hall would approve of this annual event (4,8)


11 What you can do on a PC(8) 12 Guaranteed a special day out in London! (5,3)


17 Tis place in London is really hard to find (4,4)


18 …writing and arithmetic (7) 19 Comedy reigns in the centre of Norwich (5,2,3,4)


Down 1 Ghostface appears in a stadium (7)


3 Te Mad Hatter frequents this 6/ July 2014/outlineonline.co.uk festival (1,2,3,4)


4 Choose from a Beetle or a Polo(2) 5 County where the Secret Garden Party can be found (14)


7 Michael Eavis's 'hood (11) 9 Had a late move from Wonderland to Te Talk (5)


10 You've got to come out of Cowes to get home (8)


13 Tis is the one that started it all off (9)


14 Get inked (4,3) 15 Our cover star plays there this year (8)


16 Will Robin Hood be there? Only if he wears his proper outfit (5,3)


15 Our cover star plays there this year (8)


16 Will Robin Hood be there? Only if he wears his proper outfit (5,3)


''YOU GO UP THERE AND TELL HIM OFF. GO ON, I'LL HOLD YOUR MONKEY FOR YOU.''


A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A ROLL OF TARMAC UNDER HIS ARM AND SAYS: ''PINT PLEASE, AND ONE FOR THE ROAD.''


I CLEANED THE ATTIC WITH THE HUSBAND THE OTHER DAY. NOW I CAN'T GET THE COBWEBS OUT OF HIS HAIR.


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