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confident Leo. But remember, one particular Leo will be VERY important this month, and I’m sure Roy Hodgson’s confidence is fully deserved. Although there is a media blackout in my current lodgings, I’m sure the tri-leonine shirts are dominating the final stages of the World Cup. Be more like Roaring Roy. Come on, England! Lucky Day: July 27th


AQUARIUSJan 20 - Feb 18 Some people love to complicate simple situations. You ask them a question and they ask you another in reply. But what’s the point of that? Surely, direct advice is more useful, isn’t it? Is any situation REALLY simple? Who ARE these people? Are you one of them, oh contrary Aquarey? Lucky day: Juy 1st


PISCESFeb 19 - Mar 20 Who do we think we are? Sometimes we see ourselves as victims of circumstance, oh self-pitying Pisces, but let’s imagine that it was down to a jury to decide. Would they agree unanimously that you are innocent, or is it more likely that the evidence will condemn you? I never knew that you can get a DNA sample from a dream-catcher. Anyway, try and see yourself in a wider context. Lucky Day: July 23rd


VIRGOAug 23 - Sep 22 Inevitably, the truth will come out in the end, no matter how hard anyone tries to hide it. A friend of mine recently learned that just because one is a respected member of the psychic community doesn’t mean that photos of certain ceremonies performed among consenting adults in the ‘70s won’t find their way into the wrong hands. Remember, Virgo, once the toothpaste is out of the tube it’s not easy to force it back in. Lucky Day: July 3rd


CANCER Jun 21 - Jul 22


ARIESMar 21 - Apr 19 Any genius can make a mistake but only a fool then sees that mistake as irreparable. And I should know. Whilst accidents do happen, try to not let your Arian impatience rush you into bad decisions in the first place. Some problems can be solved with a simple “sorry”, but I am advised that certain transgressions can take 7 years to atone for. Fewer with good behaviour. Lucky Day: July 5th


People so thoroughly enjoy expressing their opinions that they hardly care whether these are based on supposition. Well fuck those guys, Cancer. Whispers tell lies and fools listen, as my old mum used to say, so concentrate on those in your life who spread love, not gossip, and enjoy your birthday. Lucky Day: July 16th


LIBRASep 23 - Oct 22 Sometimes you get a little too set in your ways. Your problem, Libra, is that you are too used to saying whatever you want without caring who you upset. Sometimes telling a hypothetical judge that he looks hypothetically stupid in his wig can hypothetically really backfire. I should hypothetically know. Try to apply diplomacy this month, lest you find yourself held in contempt. Lucky day: July 22nd


SCORPIOOct 23 - Nov 21 Tis is it! Now is the time! Although I’m currently helping some gentlemen with their enquiries, and Her Majesty’s hospitality doesn’t extend to contact with the outside world, I clearly see dynamic Scorpio Wayne Rooney’s killer instinct hammering ball after ball into our opponent’s onion bag and securing us


World Cup glory. Be more like Ruthless Rooney. Come on, England! Lucky Day: July 21st


TAURUSApr 20 - May 20 For quite some while now, you have been coming up with reasons why certain things can't happen. Oh, lazy Taurus, as Henry Ford said, “whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.” Wise words indeed. However, he was a raging anti-Semite who went fucking bonkers later in life, so perhaps his guidance should be taken under advisement. Lucky Day: July 24th


GEMINIMay 21 - Jun 22 Opportunity can often be unnerving. Just look at Wee Stevie G. My crystal ball clearly shows our steel-nerved captain grabbing all the opportunities for glory in the knock-out stage of the tournament. Providing, that is, his typical Gemini indecision hasn’t led to some horrific mid-field blunder against Uruguay. Be more like Steely Stevie. Come on, England! Lucky Day: July 13th


LEOJul 23 - Aug 22 Have you any idea how important you are? Of course you do, oh


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SAGITTARIUSNov 22 - Dec 21 Te trouble with finance, as we all keep rediscovering, is that we only have one sum of money yet there are several places where it seemingly all needs to go. Oh, unemotive Sagittarius, open up to others like you open your wallet and you’ll find that a problem shared is a problem halved. If only you were less independent. Be more emotional and less independent. Lucky Day: July 26th


CAPRICORNDec 22 - Jan20 Strangely, scholars cherish the Greek myths and legends yet pay far less heed to the tales of deities from other cultures. So let me tell you the legend of a godly Capricorn from our own culture. Praise him. He was sent to save, and save he did. Crosses didn’t worry him, and nor did penalties. Tat’s right: Gordon Banks. Be more like Goalie Gordon. Unless you’re already like Elvis. In which case, keep being like Elvis. Come on, England! Lucky Day: July 9th


BY DR E. MANN


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