Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France.


It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes.


Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.


My mate just said, "What's your favourite mythical creature?"


I said, "Tose happy women in Tampax adverts."


I went up to a homeless man as I came out of a pub last night and said, "What would you say if I asked you to come back to my house for a few drinks and a 3 course meal in front of the fireplace?"


"I'd say yes," he replied. Across


4 Gave its name to a type of hat (6)


5 Paddington Bear's homeland (4)


6 Erin's favourite travel destination? (7)


7 Will it cause you nasal congestion? (5)


8 Made in R. O. C. label would denote which country? (6)


10 Go here for a poultry fee?! (6) 12 Do they make toys in the Valley? (4)


13 Gangnam's K-Pop refers to which country?


15 Tis country spans 9 time zones. (6)


16 Robin Williams wishes you Good Morning (7)


17 Is it a bit nippy in this South American country? (5)


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1 Te country that spurred 3 Dreamworks Animation films (10)


2 Perhaps Mum should have gone to this country? (8)


3 It could be said you were starving if you went there (7)


6 Formerly known as Mesopotamia (4)


9 Te next hosts of the Olympics (6)


11 Asterix and Obelix defended the Roman invasion here (6)


14 Did this country release new wave hit, 'Ghosts'? (5)


"Exactly," I said, shaking my head and walking away, "What the fuck is wrong with women these days?"


I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart.


Tey just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.


David Cameron calls for UK referendum on EU membership...


If we do decide to leave Europe, I hope we move somewhere warmer.


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