What's Up • Holiday Guide 2012 JOKES & Humor # 6
Upbeat Times at Tiger Brewery in Singapore
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Wow!
John Hejtmanek of San Jose, CA makes it to Singapore with the October 2012 issue of Upbeat Times. He is at Asia Pacific
Breweries, formerly known as Malayan Breweries Limited (MBL), was established on 15 April 1931, as a partnership between local soft drinks giant, Fraser & Neave (F&N) and Heineken NV from Holland. The first brewery, located at Alexandra Road, was operational in 1932 and Tiger Beer was born on 1 October 1932.
FUN FACTS about the Tiger Brewery
The amount of malt used to brew Tiger Beer every year is equiva- lent to the weight of 100 blue whales, the earth’s largest mam- mals, which is approximately 13.8 million kg.
An average of 4 million hecto- liters of water or the equivalent
SoCo Dance Theatre Presents its Third Annual Fall
Dance Concert
Rohnert Park, CA. ~ SoCo Dance Theatre presents its third annual Fall Dance Concert at the Spreckels Performing Arts Center in Rohnert Park from Nov. 9 to Nov. 11, 2012. SoCo Dance Theater is dedi- cated to the creation and pro- motion of dynamic and engag- ing
Sonoma County. SoCo Dance Theater
contemporary supports
dance in and show-
cases local choreographers exploring traditional and experi- mental approaches to dance. Call 510-915-5442 for Tickets WEBSITE:
www.socodancetheater.org
A free referral and placement service for seniors. We find the perfect match from over 200 independent, assisted liv- ing and residential care facilities throughout the North Bay.
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tweeteneldercare.com I have woven a parachute out of everything broken. ~William Stafford
of 160 Olympic-sized swimming pools are used to brew Tiger Beer every year.
The brewery’s fully automated packaging facility can produce 40,000 cans and 18,000 bottles of Tiger Beer per hour.
A talking chicken!'"
likes to be an exception to
the rule. Charles Osgood
There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody
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