Wake up, you Rams! Pay attention to your dreams, but don’t believe every happily-ever-after promise you get. Happy birthday to these hot Aries kids: Elton John, Leonardo DaVinci, Gloria Steinem, Bette Davis, Eudora Welty and Matthew Broderick (moon).
by stephanie arwen lynch
MARCH 21 – APRIL 20 ARIES Hit the cave and stay there. So much going on, but you really need to focus on self. You ARE what it’s all about, Alfie. Make yourself the project of the month. THE HERMIT
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APRIL 21 – MAY 20 TAURUS Have you some fun, baby! Time to get a little dirty—yes in that way! Slide down someone else’s banks and shriek with joy. It’s a party month for you. THREE OF CUPS
MAY 21 – JUNE 20 GEMINI If you speak, they will listen. Try to stay on topic though. It’s a bumpy enough ride this month, without you helping the gossip train along, Blanche. KING OF SWORDS
JUNE 21 – JULY 20 CANCER Oh baby—talk about a hard month. You need to keep your eye on the prize. Don’t let temptation make you stray. And DO NOT let the Devil make you do it! THE DEVIL
JULY 21 – AUGUST 20 LEO You can make magic this month, just tell them, “Oh yes I did” to their “Oh no you didn’t.” So what if you want to be a porn star—you ARE a lion honey—Roar! THE MAGICIAN
AUGUST 21-SEPTEMBER 20 VIRGO Everyone wants to make you their confessor and therapist. Sit back, you can handle it. Don’t laugh at those repeating mistakes, “I told you so, bitches” is not the right answer! THE EMPRESS
SEPTEMBER 21-OCTOBER 20 LIBRA If you dream, you can have it, so make it big this month. Reach higher than you thought possible. Goals are more achievable than you know. THE STAR
OCTOBER 21 – NOVEMBER 20 SCORPIO Get out of your own way. If you can take control back over your own life, you will go further than you dared imagine. This is about you driving your own life. Ready? THE CHARIOT
NOVEMBER 21 – DECEMBER 20 SAGITTARIUS Home, health and harmony are yours. Try not to smirk as you sail to center stage where your spotlight is waiting for you. Shine on, honey. THE SUN
DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 20 CAPRICORN If you draw a boundary, stick to it and don’t waver. It is important this month— they’ve taken advantage of you long enough. Show them what it means to be stubborn. FOUR OF WANDS
JANUARY 21 – FEBRUARY 20 AQUARIUS Time to get a new job if you aren’t moving in the one you have. Stand up for yourself if you want the big payout. ACE OF PENTACLE
FEBRUARY 21 – MARCH 20 PISCES Yeah, about those red flags—LISTEN TO THEM—or get bitch-slapped by the universe yet another time. Stop fighting what you know. TWO OF SWORDS
Stephanie Arwen Lynch has been reading tarot since 1980. She combined her love of tarot and astrology to do monthly Tarotscope podcasts. She is an enthusiastic member of the LGBTQI community and president of The American Tarot Association. You can get an in-depth tarot consultation with Arwen by visiting
tarotbyarwen.com. The Rage Monthly readers can get a ten percent discount by mentioning the magazine.
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