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y brother, who lives on another planet most of


the time and thinks he is Adonis and Casanova all rolled into one, reckons he gave one lady 50 orgasms in one evening on their first date. Te lady in question was there when he told me. Te eye contact she made with me screamed “OK, I know you know I’m lying but don’t let on” - I ignored her plea and said “Wow and you’re still able to stand straight?” My brother didn’t take the hint.


Now the male ego is a very fragile thing, so maybe I should go easy on him, BUT... She may have had one or two, but unless she has that abnormality where walking round Tesco’s can give her a multiple, I reckon that probably 48 of those were faked! Sorry bruv, I just don’t believe you are that good! And I suspect most of you red-hot-


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blooded men reading this will have also experienced a night where the girlie came and came and came, thrashing around and panting - surely that girl was just multi- orgasmic right? Wrong - you’re not that good either; we women are consummate actors (or actors great at consummation.)


According to research at least 70% of women have faked an orgasm at least once but I reckon it’s a little on the conservative side, so we did our own little bit of Waxed Works research and hey presto EVERY


Tose that fake it all the time have just never been able to get an orgasm through intercourse, indeed many women don’t, relying on clitoral stimulation - yes boys, foreplay really is important to us. According to one study in the USA, 43% of women were unable to reach a climax through intercourse - so don’t go into a crashing depression yet fellas, it’s not all your fault.


It’s a lot easier to orgasm through foreplay, and quite often we are not that worried about the intercourse side of things. Don’t get me wrong, we will enjoy the intensity of it, and get a lot of pleasure from the act, we just


HOT WAX FACT...


Te G-Spot is G-enuine. Tat most celebrated of areas, and one that is as hard to find for some and filled with as much mystery as the Bermuda Triangle was proven as a genuine physicality by Emmanuele Jannini at the University of L'Aquila in February 2008 through ultrasound. Sadly though, it’s not ubiquitous in women – some ladies just don’t have one, and so you may be searching for the end of the rainbow. It’s good fun looking though, eh?


woman during a week of asking admitted to faking it occasionally; some fake it all the time.


don’t necessarily need the orgasm to make it complete. Te guy that thinks that banging on for ages


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