INDULGENCES outrageous by jizzona straynger Speaking of moist, I was the one on the patio whose large ass tripped on the
waterspout, spraying my lady parts with a garden hose. This is West Hollywood people, if I’m going to get sprayed, at least make it Evian. After drying out a bit, we checked out the new gay sports bar called . . .um, well like our time there, I don’t really remember the name. After a rather embarrassing fight with a bar stool, we decided it was best to take ourselves back to the safety zone of our very own Orange County. Back in the O.C., the usual drag drama continued. There have been some big changes to some of your local favorite shows. Of course, Just Drag, continues at Ibiza Bar and Nightclub in Huntington Beach; but dearies, there has been a talent change. One of the gals flipped her wig and is now performing down the street at another local drag venue. The best place to stay tuned to all that is drag in Orange/Los Angeles Counties is through a friend of mine on Facebook, SoCal Drag Scene. This queen works hard to promote and post all the shows happening in and around Southern California! Speaking of promotion, there is one very important event coming up in March
ADVENTURES JIZZONA STRAYNGER’S
I want to remind all you drag lovers about. You can find me and Aunt Phyllis Dean of
BabbleOnPodcast.com live Saturday, March 12 for Dean and Aldo’s Third Annual Bingo Extravaganza! This year is going to be bigger and better than last year for sure! Last year, we raised over $14,000 for AIDS Lifecycle. You don’t want to miss this great bingo party with prizes like scenic flights, trips, amazing art and much more. Oh, I almost forgot to mention, there’s an open bar! Who doesn’t love an open bar? RSVP by March 5 and save $10 off your cover. You can do so by calling 714.648.0020 or by e-mailing the boys at
inspdg@sbcglobal.net, you’ll be glad you did! For those of you who have been hoping for something new for the gay scene
in Santa Ana, your pretty little faces are in luck. Every Thursday you can sex it up with the all-new Show and Tell hosted at Geisha House. This restaurant mixes the sexiness of traditional Japanese Geisha Houses with a modern flare. Geisha House offers a full Japanese dining experience; a sushi and sake bar and now Show and Tell! Be there early on Thursdays to grab some delicious food before turning your groove thang on for a sophisticated night of gay fun. Finally on my list of to-dos for March, you simply MUST pack your bags and
Well here I find myself again, cramped in seat 44A on my flight back to Orange
County. February was a month full of exciting cross-country flights, back and forth, meeting tons of interesting people along the way. Let me just say that I really appreciate the onboard happy hour; they make the flights go by so much faster! My first adventure this month was a trip down to gayville of lovely Los Angeles.
I hit up Fiesta Cantina with some dear friends for a little Sunday-Funday action. Of course the best reason to stop by Fiesta isn’t just their excellent 2-4-1 specials, their shirtless beefcake bartenders are very pleasing! Way to get a lady moist!
head to San Diego on March 8 for Fat Tuesday and the fabulous Hillcrest Mardi Gras Street Party! This year is set to be the largest ever and from my experience, this night is one not to be missed. Call in sick on Wednesday, because you’re go- ing to need at least a full day to recover. Entertaining on the main stage will be the raunchy and totally hilarious, Wendy Ho. Kimberly S will be spinning under the dance tent; she’s not only a gorgeous woman but a master at her craft. VIP tickets are available, but you’d better get on them fast as they have sold out in previous years.
mosuniverse.com/blogs/hillcrest-mardi-gras There are a couple of March birthdays I’d like to recognize. First, my lovely mother - happy birthday! Remember the warning from Phyllis Diller, “Always be nice to your children, because they’re the ones who will choose your rest home.” Love ya Mom! Second, I’d like to wish a very special man Ryan, a very happy birthday! Finally, a bit of advice on staying young: live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age. It works wonders for me! Catch me on
BabbleOnPodCast.com and subscribe for free in iTunes! Follow
me on Twitter @Jizzona,
Facebook.com/Jizzona, or e-mail a lady for once at jiz-
zona@jizzona.com!
xoxo, Jizzona
jizzona.com + Twitter: @Jizzona + Facebook: /jizzona
Until next month poodles, toodle-loo!
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