INDULGENCES outrageous by jizzona straynger
Oh hi poodles! Welcome to August. Where the heck is all the time going?! Even though June Gloom has lasted most of July, I have managed to wiggle my bikini- covered butt down to the beach for a little sand in my crevasses and Sangria shared with new friends. Nothing brings hot boys around like a five-gallon jug of Jizzona’s finest fresh Sangria. Beach play aside, mommy was busy this month between play dates in LA to San Diego Pride. Of course what kind of drama queen would I be without mentioning the drama between that tramp Lady VaJay-oh no one cares. So let’s get to it shall we! I decided it was time for me to get my groove on with some big screen action! Of
course we all know I’m deathly afraid of rejection, my sister Aunt Phyllis talked me into trying out for a pilot along the lines of Sci-Fi’s “Mystery Science Theater,” but with drag queens. I thought our presentation and poise was delightful, but alas, no call- back. On the flip side, Aunt Phyllis and I did cause a car accident walking to drink our sorrows away at some discreet Santa Monica Blvd. location. Even though she does look like a trashy streetwalker next to my classless beauty, I couldn’t believe her looks would actually cause an accident. It just goes to show beauty isn’t everything! For those of you who follow me on Facebook, there was some trash-talkin’ going
on early in July. It’s true, the Asian buffet known as Lady V. attempted to steal my show, “The Ho Must Go On!” away from me! I am a bigger gal than her, but I thought I’d take the high road, or at the least the safest road and talk crap behind the safety of my computer screen. All the drama came to a point when I, along with my security detail, crashed her “new” show. The look on her face was classic and Team Jizzona was out in full force. We’ve since kissed and made up and are working together on a couple new projects in Orange County, including an all new dining/drag show once a month at the San Clemente Inn, featuring Lady V., Mozie Pornwood, Sparkle Stone, and me. The next show is scheduled for August 28. San Diego Pride was quite the ride on the booze train. I took my lady bits down
ADVENTURES JIZZONA STRAYNGER’S
the Thursday before Pride to get the weekend started early. I first attended a lovely house party hosted by my ex-roommate Richard. He is going to have a hard time outdoing himself next year. This party was off the chain, from what I can recall. He had local go-go dancers serving up cocktails and shakin’ it for everyone to drool over. Friday, after an all day recovery, my good friends Ryan and Eric hosted an even crazier party at their pad in Hillcrest. Let me just say, it’s not a party till the cops show up, twice, and Jizzona throws up on your shoes! I even got the chance to meet local up and coming singer, and hottie, Aiden Bay. San Diego Pride was capped off with a, well, less than shining moment for me on the main stage Saturday evening. I worked with what I had, but let me just say, the hearing impaired interpreter did a better job with my song then I did. I went and covered my embarrassment with three hot dogs and a plate of fries at the festival. Finally, I wrapped up San Diego Pride at Voyou, a French wine bar, who hosted me and my friends for a lovely evening of fine wine and yummy desserts. All in all, San Diego Pride was a great time and I enjoyed meeting all of you that were in attendance. August looks to be just as entertaining. My parents and sister will be visiting from
Oklahoma the first week in August. I’m a little nervous about that seeing as my parents have yet to “meet” Jizzona. I’m sure to have some amazing stories from their visit. You can see me this month at a special engagement of “Sassy Drag Wars” that I will be hosting at Here! Lounge in WeHo on Monday, August 2, Orange County Pride on August 14, and August 30 at Hamburger Mary’s – Long Beach for a special drag review, “Food for Thought,” benefiting the Long Beach AIDS Food Store. You can also listen to my rants live every Tuesday at 6:00 p.m. on
BabbleOnPodcast.com. Remember poodles, the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese!
Kisses poodles! Jizzona
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