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Merlin wanted to get his beautiful wife Myrtle something nice for their first
wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, The Adventures of
she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the MYRTLE & MERLIN
phone. The next day Myrtle goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's Merlin, "Hi
hon," he says "how do you like your new phone?", she replies, "I just love it, it's
so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand
though." "What's that, baby?" asks Merlin. "How did you know I was at Wal-
Mart?"
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