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Pirates of PEI M


Our dreaded reputation cleared the waters of Rainbow Valley


story by Philip Torrens photos by Jason W. Chow


ention Prince Edward Island to any non-islander and the images that probably pop to mind are not


of pirates, but of potatoes and Anne Of Green Gables. And there is indeed an Anne Of Green Gables angle to this story. One of Lucy Maud Montgomery's Anne books was set in (and titled) Rainbow Valley, which also hap- pens to be the setting for our sordid tale. The Rainbow Valley of Mrs. Montgomery's books was an Arcadian Eden. Presumably the real-life Rainbow Valley (for it is a real place) was also a pastoral delight in L.M.'s day. But by the mid 1970s, the time of our tale, the Valley had developed (or degenerated, depending on your point of view) into a full-blown tourist theme park. It was here that our long-suffering parents, clearly afflicted by a lapse in judgement, brought me and my sister one sunny summer day. The park's offerings included a rustic child-scale barn built of rustic fibreglass, some settings from Alice in Wonderland built of rustic fibreglass, and The Flying Saucer Gift Shop, built of space-age fibreglass. But my sister and I were immediately drawn to the paddling ponds and the rashly unguard- ed canoes. I'm not sure what brand these boats were. Indeed, I'm not sure if they were any brand at all—they certainly appeared as though they might have been hastily cobbled together out of leftovers from the barn and the flying saucer. If prehistoric tribes had built their boats of fibreglass, the results would probably have looked similar to these canoes, though undoubtedly considerably less crude. Not a whit deterred, my sister and I each


expropriated a canoe and set forth upon the waters. Said waters did not consist of the broad, crystal clear rivers of classical Canadian canoe fantasy, but rather narrow


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