SMuGGLER’S End
woody duggin
son, Woody duggin, 19, dancer (between lick anything without a
jobs): Been a bit down on my luck lately. Lost sailor attached. We’re
my job at the garden centre. I had to arrange all planning a trip to Ibiza
these small trees in the car park, and as people soon – that's an island
amily
bought them I’d help carry them to their car. somewhere, probably
Things were going sweet, until bam, Christmas in the ocean.
ended. Still, it means I’ve got more time to work Another reason why
on my dancing. Could have done with the money I need some money.
though, because I need a new car. My car, which My mum’s trying son
I called Chelsea, has been having a few, ‘motion’ to get me some
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issues. Incidentally, my friend Jake has a pair work in the bars she goes
of jeans called Chelsea, but they’re boot cut. to, but they all charge so little for their
He’s really funny is Jake. We were writing out drinks I don’t think they have the budget for
Christmas cards together a while back and he live acts. The road to fame is never easy,
refused to lick the envelopes. He said he doesn’t I suppose!
suzy duggin
daughter, suzy he take a longer run-up, you know, a running
duggin, 18, shop start, but this just seemed to make him angrier.
assistant: Oh, I’m Anyway, we left him to it and went inside. So
angry today! Had a Tracy was already in a bad mood when she said,
blazing row with my “Who would you rather be – Ant or dec?” Of
best friend Tracy. It all course, I said, “neither,” and she said, “You’ve
started after we finished got to be one of them!” and I said, “Alright, dec,”
work and decided to and she said, “urrh, gross, why dec?” and I
go to the shopping said, “Because he’s rich,” and then she started
centre and pretend getting all bitching saying they’re both rich. Just
d
aughte
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we had Tourette’s then, we spotted Jake, who is so sexy! Such a
syndrome – always good dresser. Tracy knows I fancy him, so she
good for a laugh. said, “Oh, he’s cute. Tell him you’re easy!” I
Well, as usual there told her I didn’t need her help when it comes
was absolutely nowhere to men, and she got in a huff. Jake didn’t seem
dad
to park near the entrance, so Tracy pulled into interested either. So, anyway, I stormed off and
one of those disabled bays. Well, no sooner got a lift home from dad. I sent her blank text so
had we got out when this bloke in a wheelchair she knows I’m ignoring her. If she thinks I’ll be
accosted us, saying we’d blocked the ramp and helping to stack her shelves tomorrow she’s in for
he couldn’t get up. I helpfully suggested that a big shock.
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