• Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial),422323 (Advertising), Burniey 422331 (Classified) 18 Ciitheroe Advertiser & Times, Thursday, July 20th, 2006 www.ciitheroetoday.co.uk Ciitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified)


■ Casualty (BBC ONE, 8.15pm) Nathan announces Selena's promolion to associate sp^lal- ist Abs worries when Adrian makes a complaint against him.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 8.30 Saturday Kitchen (S) 10.00 Golf: The Open Championship Day loyal Liverpool Golf Club.


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12.10 Golf: The Open Championship Third day's play at Royal Uverpool Golf Club in Hoylake. Coverage continues on BBC Two. (S)


5.15 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 5.35 Weakest Link Special (S) 6.25 Dancing in the Street Live dancing show with Bruce Forsyth and Zoe Ball. Continues at 9.05pm. (S)


■ Golf: The Open Championship (BBC TWO, 5.15pm) Gary Lineker pre­ sents live coverage of the third day of the 135th Open Championship at Royal Liverpool Golf Club.


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6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 12.00 Talking Movies (S) 12.25 The Witness (R) (S) 12.30 The Hying Gardener (R) (S) 1.00 Star Trek (R)(S) I .


2.35 Star Trek: The Next Generation (R) (S) 3.20 HLM: Escape to Athena (1979) World War Two adventure, starring Roger Moore, David Niven, Telly Savalas, Elliott Gould, Stefanie Powers and Claudia Cardinale. (S)


7.30 The National Lottery: In It to Win It Dale Winton hosts a new series of the quiz show in which live hopeful contestants compete to win a big-money jackpot — or a snare if more than one of them gets into the final. (S)


8.15 Casualty Nathan announces Selena's promotion to associate specialist, leaving Maggie unsure how to react. Abs has reason to worry when Adrian comes in to complain about a breach of patient confidentiality, while Greg and Nina find treating a dmg-user hard work when he persists in asking for morphine. (S)


9.05 Dancing in the Street Bruce Forsyth and Zoe Ball return to present more action from the extravaganza taking place in London's Trafalgar Square. Perfonners attempt to break more world records and celebrity guests strut their stuff. The programme also looks at The Big Dance, a week-long celebration organised by the Mayor of London, which aims to promote dancing in cities across the UK. (S)


5.15 Golf: The Open Championship Further live coverage of the third day of the 135th Open Championship at Royal Liverpool Golf Club in Hoylake, as the players still out on the course conclude their rounds. Commentary by Peter Allies and Mark James. (S)


7.35 HLM: Carry On Henry (1971) Sid James stars as Henry VIII, who causes himself no end of trouble by chopping and changing his wives — literally. Bawdy excursion into innuendo, also stamng Joan Sims as one of the King's many spouses, with Kenneth Williams, Terry Scott, Charles Hawrtrey, Barbara Windsor and Kenneth Connor. (S)


9.35 HLM: Billy Elliot (2000) A northern youngster is pushed into taking boxing lessons by his macho dad — but ends up enrolling in a ballet class instead, where it soon becomes clear he has a real talent for fancy footwork. However, he faces a tough time convincing his father that dance is a worthwhile pursuit. Smash-hit comedy drama, starring Jamie Bell. With support from British stalwart Julie Walters, who received an Oscar nomination for her efforts, as did director Stephen Daldry. Continues after the news. (S)


10.35 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update


10.55 HLM: Billy Elliot (2000) Concluded. (S) 11.45 HLM: My Blue Heaven (1990) Comedy caper, stamng Steve Martin; (S) Weatherview


1.20 BBC News 24


9.05 The Story of Light Entertainment New series. Stephen Fry narrates a history of the genre, from variety to modem television. The first programme focuses on double acts including Laurel and HanJy and Ant and Dec, examining what makes a good comedy partnership and tracing some of the feuds that have erupted behind the scenes. Featuring contributions by Vic Reeves and David Baddiel, as well as archive intenriews with Peter Cook. (S)


10.35 Ql: Quite interesting Panellists David Mitchell, Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies tackie questions about China, Corby and coffee, with points going to the answers host Stephen Fry finds the most interesting. (R) (S)


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Pougatch introduces highlights of the third day's play at Royal Liverpool Golf Club in Hoylake, where the remaining players continue their bids to win the famous Claret Jug. (S)


12.05 FILM: A Man of No Importance (1994) Comedy drama, starring Albert Finney, Rufus Sewell, Tara Fitzgerald,


. Brenda Fricker, Michael Gambon and Patrick Malahide. (S)


1.40 Dear Television (R) (S) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S)


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Park (ITV1,6.50pm) Nigel Marven turns back the clock to save extinct species, with the aid of CGI graph­ ics. The adven­ turer travels back 65 million years.


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5.30 r rv Morning News (S) 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey!


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7.25 Toonattik(S) 9.25 Saturday Cooks Live! (S)


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11.00 Quincy ME (R) (S) 12.00 r rv News; Weather (S) 12.05 Regional Programme 12.10 GP2 (S) 12.40 Stormbreaker Movie Special (S) 1.10 The Rockford Hies (S) 2.10 HLM: Clockwise (1985) Comedy, starring John Cleese, Penelope Wilton and Joan Hickson. (S)


4.00 Regional Programme 4.15 n v News and Sport; Weather (S) 4.30 HLM: Jurassic Park (1993) Steven Spielberg's unsurpassed dinosaur blockbuster about an island theme park where the main attractions have an unfortunate tendency to eat the visitors. Sam Neill stars. (S)


6.50 Prehistoric Park New series. Nigel Man/en turns back the clock to save extinct species, with the aid of CGI graphics. The adventurer travels back 65 _ million years to rescue a tyrannosaunrs rex. David Jason narrates. (S)


7.50 It’s Now Or Never Part one of two. Members of the public turn life-changing decisions Into musical spectaculars. A man who ruined his first marriage proposal plans a Broadway-esque rendition of a Take That song to pop the question a second time. He undergoes eight days of training so he can perform with 80 dancers in the middle of Camden


■ Market— but first has to lure his girlfriend to the scene. Phillip Schofield presents. (S)


8.50 r rv News; Weather (S) 9.04 Regional Programme 9.05 FILM: Twister (1996) A storm-chaser and her estranged husband find themselves thrown back together by Iheir mutual desire to unlock the secrets of a tornado's destmetive path before a hi-tech rival group beat them to it. Speed director Jan De Bont's blockbusting but distinctly average action thriller, stamng Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes and Jami Gertz. (S)


11.10 Love Island Patrick Kielty and Feame Cotton present the romantic reality show in which a group of celebrities are 'marooned' on the island of Rji and tempted to fall in love. (S)


11.45 Tarrant on TV (R) (S) 12.15 Quizmania; ITV News Headlines 4.05 People’s Court (R) (S) 5.00 r rv Nightscreen


(Ch4,7.05pm) Two teams of rowers from Oxford and Cambridge are challenged to cross the North Sea In a replica Viking longship.


■ NCIS (Rve, 7.05pm) The NCIS find themselves chasing up a number of leads after the discovery of a Marine’s body following a party at an unlicensed nightclub.


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___ The Morning Line (S) 8.55 T4: Big Brother’s UtUe Brother (S) 9.25 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 9.55 T4: Friends (R) (S) 10.25 T4:4Music Presents: Razoriight (R)


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10.55 T4: Friends (R) (S) 11.25 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (SI 12.30 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S)


1.00 T4: Charmed (R) (S) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Newbury, Newmarket and Market Rasen Aiastair Down, Derek Thompson and Alice Plunkett introduce live coverage of today's seven feature races.


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including the 3.30 Weatherbys Super Sprint (51) from Newbury. (S) A Place in the Sun (R) (S) Wife Swap (S) Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the contents of mystery boxes. (S)


6.35 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. (S)


7.05 Viking Boat Race Two teams of rowers from Oxford and Cambridge are challenged to undertake the journey made by the Vikings centuries ago, as they travelled from Denmark to England. Each crew must use a 13-metre replica longship and oars to battle their way 350 miles across potentially raging waters to the finish line. (S)


9.05 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S)


10.05 Rlm4’s 50 HIms to See Before You Die A rundown of the film channel's leading movies, as voted for by a panel of experts including former producer David Puttnam, film critics Jason Solomons and Karen Krizanovich, publicist Jonathan Rutter and Channel 4 Head of Rim and Drama Tessa Ross. The programme goes behind the scenes to offer insights into the production process and appeal of these iconic works, with each entry representing a particular style or genre of movie. (S)


1.20 Vodafone TBA(R)(S) 2.20 4Play: Angels and Airwaves 2.30 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut 3.30 Big Brother Live 64746 5.00 30 Minutes (R) (S) 5.25 Countdown (R) (S)


The Hoobs (R) (S) The Hoobs (R) (S Adrenalin Rush (R) British F3 International Series


6.00 Sunrise 6.55 Milkshake! 9.05 Shake! 11.40 Rftii Gear (R)(S) 12.45 HLM: Mogambo (1953) Romantic melodrama, starring Clark Gable. (S) HLM: Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) Comedy, starring Robert Cairadine, Myles Jeffrey and Matthew O’Leary. (S) Live Football Arsenal v Ajax (Kick-off 5.00pm). Colin Murray introduces coverage of the friendly encounter at the hosts' new Emirates Stadium. Commentary by John Helm. (S) NCIS The NCIS find themselves chasing up a number of leads, including blackmail and accidental death, after the discovery of a Marine’s body following a party at an unlicensed nightclub. Crime drama, stamng Mark Harmon. (S) five news and sport Update on the day’s headlines and fixtures, presented by Helen Fospero. (S) NCIS An ex-Navy Seal escapes from prison, intent on finding the real murderer of his wife. The break-out sparks a race against time as the NCIS team try to reach him before he exacts revenge. Mark Harmon, David McCallum and Sasha Alexander star. (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A film star is found dead in his hotel room, seemingly from suffocation, although there are no signs of strangulation or smothering. Grissom and Sara investigate the shooting of a taxi driver — and discover his fare was the intended victim. Drama, starring William Petersen, Joqa Fox and Paul Guilfoyle. (R) (S)


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10.05 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A woman is found raped and murdered in Central Park— and as her work involved contacting sexual partners of HIV patients, the detectives have a long list of suspects. When a second victim is discovered, the focus shifts to a serial killer, and the trail leads to a man who has no knowledge of the crimes but has a distant connection to the victim and her husband. Drama, starring Christopher Meloni. (S)


11.05 HLM: The Lost Boys (1987) Cult chiller about two brothers who move to a new town populated by teenage vampires. Kiefer Sutherland and Jason Patric star, alongside Corey Haim, Dianne WIest and Corey Feldman. (S)


12.55 Quiz Call 5.30 Wildlife SOS (R) (S)


SKY MOVIES 1 11.10 That Thing You Dot (1996) See 6.10pm.


I . 15 Knight Rider 2000 (1991) Thriller, stamng David Hasselhoff. 2.55 Kissed by an Angel (2000) Romantic drama, stam’ng Adam Trese. 4.40 A Simple Twist of Fate (1994) Emotional drama, with Steve Mailin. 6.30 Tanean and the Lost City (1998) The ape man returns to the jungle, only to fall foul of a ruthless hunter searching for a lost civilisation. Simplistic family adventure, with Casper Van Dien and Jane March. 8.00 The Girl Next Door (2004) Romantic comedy, with Elisha Cuthbert. 10J)0 Kill Bill: Vol One (2003) Martial arts thriller, starring Uma Thurman. I I . 55 Kill Bill: Vol Two (2004) Revenge thriller, starring Uma Thurman. Z1 5 Fargo (1996) Thriller, starring Frances McDormand. 4.00 Kissed by an Angel (2000) See 2.55pm.


SKY MOVIES 1 11^5 Tarzan and the Lost City (1998) See 6.30pm.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.05 Rnding Neverland (2004) See 5.35pm. 12.50 The Paradise Vims (2003) Thriller, starring Melody Thomas Scott


9.9S The Dinosaur Hunter (2000) Adventure, vrith Simon MacCorkindale. 4.00 Balto 3: Wings of Change (2004) Animated adventure, with the voice of Sean / ^ n , Keith Carradine and Da\rid Paymer. 5.35 Finding Nevertand (2004) Johnny Depp stars In this magical drama, appears as playwright JM Barrie, who nnds inspiration for his most famous work thanks to an encounter with widowed mother-of-four Kate Winslet 7.30 S l^ Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Alexander (2004) Premiere. Oliver Stone’s robust epic, telling tfre story of tfie MacMonlan king who conquered nations — and earned him­ self a reputation as one of the greatest military leaders in the history of warfare. Starring Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie and Val Kilmer. 11.00 Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) A motley band of


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criminals inside a police station are forced to fight for their lives when they come under siege. Action thniler, starring Ethan Hawke. 1.00 School for Seduction (2004) Comedy, starring Kelly Brook. 3.00 UK Top 10 Films currently on release. 3 2 0 Mary Reilly (1996) Drama, starring Julia Roberts. 5 2 0 The Dinosaur Hunter (2000) See 225pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Full Force Nature 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager


3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Malcolm in the Middle 4.30 Malcolm In the Middle 5.00 Final Chance to Save 6.00 The Simpsons 6 2 0 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7 2 0 The Simpsons 8.00 Bralniac: Science Abuse 9.00 Danny Wallace’s Hoax Files. Countdown of the world’s most ‘ audacious confidence tricks, as Danny Wallace examines the scientists, swindlers and schemers who attempt to fool members of the public. 1 020 The Poseidon Adventure. Drama, stam'ng Adam Baldwin. 1 220 Nip/Tuck 1 2 0 Las Vegas 2.15 Star Trek: Voyager 3.05 Star Trek: Voyager 3.55 Stargate SG-1: True Science 4.45 America's Dumbest Criminals


BBC THREE 7.00 Top Gear. The team go caravanning. 8.00 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 9,00 Film: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1993). Uproarious comedy, stam'ng Jim Carrey. 1 02 5 Rob Biydon’s Annually Retentive 1025 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1125 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1 125 Porno, Preachers and Peddlers 1220 Spendaholics 1 2 0 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 2 2 0 Tvra Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3.15 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 3 2 0 Close


ITV 2 9 2 5 Emmerdale 12.15 Coronation Street 2.40 Film: The ‘Burbs (1989). Black comedy, starring Tom Hanks. Including Entertainment News Update. 4.40 Movies Now 4 2 0 The New Adventures of Superman 5 2 0 The New Adventures of Superman 6 2 0 High School Reunion 7 2 0 Rim: 11ie ‘Buibs (1989). Black comedy, starring Tom Hanks. Including Entertainment News Update. 9.45 Supernatural. Dean learns he has only a month to live. 10.45 Supernatural. The pair Investigate a phantom tnjck driver. Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecid star. 11.45 Love Island Uve 1.00 The Mint ITV Play 3 2 0 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


E4 11.25 Big Brother Live 124i5 Vodafone TBA 2.00 4Music Presents:


Razoriight 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Big Brother Live 6 6 5 Wife Swap. A woman with nine children swaps places with a millionaire. 8.00 Friends. The group make New Year’s resolutions. 8.30 Friends. Chandler's behaviour annoys Monica. 9.05 My Name Is Eari 9 3 5 My Name Is Eari 10.05 Big Brother Diaiy Room Uncut. A privileged peep into the room where the housemates air their most private feelings ^ o u t the other contestants. 11.05 Transmission 12.10 Big Brother Uve


SKY SPORTS 1 1 130 Uve Rsh-O-Mania. From Hayfield Lakes in Doncaster. 5100 Uve Super League. Leeds Rhinos v St Helens (Kick-off 5.00pm). 7.00 Uve Speedway. Coverage of this evening’s Worid Cup final at the Reading Stadium, where the honour of becoming worid champions awaits the victoriaus side. 10.00 Super League 12.00 Australian Rugby League 1.00 Max Power ZOO Live Big Rght Special. Carlos Manuel Baldomir v Arturo Gatti. 5.00'FIFA Futbol Mundial 5 3 0 European Drag Racing


SKY SPORTS 2 1 03 0 Friday Rght Night 1 2 3 0 Moto Plus 1.00 Worid Sport 1 30 Uve CrickeL Nottinghamshire Outlaws v Lancashire Ughtning. 7 3 0 ICC Cricket Worid 8.00 Uve Masters Football. The Midlands Masters. 11.00 Premiership Years. Oassic moments from the 2001/02 season. 1.00 Masters Football 4.00 Max Power 5.00 Moto Plus 5 3 0 Worid Sport


SKY SPORTS 3 . 1Z00 WWE: Bottom Une 1.00 Australian Rules Football 3.00 Premiership Years 5.00 WWE; Smackdown 7.00 WWE: Bottom Urie 8 3 0 Max Power 9.00 International Rugby Union. New Zealand v South Africa. 11.00 VWVE: Smackdown. Spectacular wrestling action. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Una ZOO Speedway 5.00 Powerboating 5 3 0 Kiteboarding’


Live Super League: Leeds Rhinos v St Helens (Kick-off 5.00pm). All the action from this evening's Super League XI dash at Headingley, where the league's super powers cross paths. Unless Hull FC can maintain their explosive form throughout the remainder of the sea^n, this could be the lirie-up for October's Grand Rnal at Old Traffotd. However, with Paul Sculthorpe still out injured, the Saints may struggle without their loose forward and risk slipping to their fourth league defeat of the campaign. (Sky Sports 1 ,5.00pm)


1.00 A Month of Sundays (2001) Drama, stamng Rod Steiger. Z 4 0 Killer Rood (2003) Thriller, starring Joe Lando. 4 Z 0 Two Brothers (2004) Family drama, stamng Guy Pearce. 6.10 That Thing You Dot (1996) Comedy drama, with Tom Hanks. 8.00 Monster4n-Law (2005) Comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez. 1 0 .0 0 1, Robot (2004) Sci-fi thriller, stamng Will Smith. 1 Z 0 0 The Jack Bull (1999) Western, starring John C u s a ^ ZOO We’ll Meet Again (2002) Thriller, slamng Laura Leighton. 3.40 Kolak (2005) Crime drama, stamng Ving Rhames. 5.15 A Month of Sundays (2001) Sea 1.00pm.


SKY MOVIES 2 11 0 5 T h aP a c if ie r (2005)Sea6.00pm.


1Z 55 Baby ot the Bride (1991) Family comedy, ™)h Rue McClanahan. Z 4 0 Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster [2004) Animated adventure, with the voice of Casey Kasem.


4.00 The Karate Kid, Part III (1989) Adventure, stamng Ral£i 6.00 The Pacifter (2005) A tough Navy S ^ i? ^ g n ^ to p r o ^ lour children following the assassination of their ^ e n t i^ fam e r — M ha discovere babysitting is harder than it looks. C o ^ ed y .^ rn n g Vin DieMi. 8.00 R lg h t^ t t re P h o e n ix (2004) Premiere. D en n isQ um d s te “J>b>s adrontijfe. a remake of the I9 6 0 film ol the sm e "em®. He p ^ t h e pilot of a Diane which crashes in the Gobi desert, leaving all the s u i^ is stranded. But as tensiohs rise, tt beermes dear I h ^ ^ and dehydration aren't the orily thing they have to wony about Tyrese Gibson Giovsnnl'robld snd KmfSrtds Otto co*stflT. -


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10 00 The Village (2004) The peaceful existence of Wlagets livmg m a reriiote 1 9 U v c ^ r y settlement comes u n ^ th rM t ’(4'en ot a gMid trace


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with the creatures of the forest is broken. Atmosphenc thniler, stamng Joaquin Phoenix and S ig o tJm e s ^ a ^ r . _


4.00 Baby of the Bride (1991) See 1Z55pm.


■ Panorama (BBC ONE, 10.15pm) Follow-up to a report on people who were forced to sell their homes to fund medical care that should have been available on the NHS.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 684439 9.00 Sunday AM (S) 37174 10.00 Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S) 20965


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11.00 Countrytile (S) 36471 1Z00 BBC News (S) 1333830 12.05 Bargain Hunt (R) (S) 9024878 12.35 Regional Programme 1.00 EaslEnders (3)71515746 Golf: The Open Championship The concluding afternoon at Royal Liverpool Golf Club. (3)60809965 Antiques Roadshow From Cressing Temple Bams in Essex. (R) (3) 648472 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (3) 601965 The Chase 3arah prepares for her first day at the veterinary practice, but is made to feel unwelcome by her manager Deborah. Nevertheless, she rolls up her sleeves and gels to work on a Border collie. Drama, starring Nicola Stephenseon. (3) 7439 Silent Witness Part one of two. The team take on three cases at once in between major murder investigations. Harry deals with a hit-and-run on a council estate, Leo investigates the cause of a fire that left a woman dead, and Nikki is called out when a bride-to-be collapses and dies on her hen night. Starring Tom Ward and Emilia Fox. Concludes tomorrow. (3) 7675


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10.00 BBC News; Weather (3) 296743 10.15 Panorama Follow-up to an earlier report on people, mostly elderly with long-term illnesses, who were forced to sell their houses to fund medical care that should have been available on the NHS. Featuring contributions from carers and a care home manager, who reveals how homeowners are charged more for treatment. (3) 977304


10.55 HLM: Maybe Baby (2000) Ben Elton’s directorial debut, a semi-biographical comedy about a woman shocked to find her writer husband has turned their attempts to conceive into a feature film. Unfortunately, Elton's direction and script are too lazy to raise more than an occasional smirk. Starring Hugh Laurie, Joely Richardson and Joanna Lumley, with cameo appearances by Emma Thompson, Dawn French and Rowan Atkinson; (3) Weatherview 44714453


12.40 Sign Zone: Don’t Get Done, Get Dorn (R) (S) 1300647


1.25 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (3) 1262811 2.25 Sign Zone: Sorted (R) (3) 2573724 3.25 BBC News 24 48865415


6.00 CBeebies 59014 7.00 CBBC 651101 10.00 The Big Dig (R) (3) 28507 11.00 Golf: The Open Championship The fourth and final day of the 135th Open Championship. Coverage continues on BBC One. (3) 8971762


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Z55 HLM: Strategic Air Command (1955) Flag-waving drama, starring James Stewart. (3) 66276965


4.45 Songs of Praise (3) 7623491 5.20 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em (R) (3) 7851410


6.00 Coast (3) 55439 7.00 Top of the Pops Current and classic chart-toppers. (3) 375149


7.35 How I Met Your Mother Barney decides that Ted thinks too much, and decides there’s only one cure — getting drunk. (3) 609507


8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson and the Stig build and race Caterham 7s in Scotland, Richard Hammond tests the performance of the Ford S-Max. (3) 8781


9.00 Tribe Bruce Parry encounters Ethiopia's Hamar people and obsen/es their initiation rituals. Men's coming of age is marked by them running across the backs of cattle while naked and smeared with dung. The intrepid explorer is invited to take part, but is shocked by the accompanying ceremony for women, which involves them being voluntarily whipped. (3) 5217


10.00 Still Game Jack and Victor try to prove they're still young at heart on a stag night — but end up ruining the wedding itself. Living in Craiglang starts to get Winston down, and he dreams of starting a new life in sunnier surroundings. Comedy, starring Ford Kieman and Greg Hemphill. (R) (3) 20255


10.30 Golf: Today at The Open Mark Pougatch introduces highlights of the fourth and final day of the 135lh Open Championship at Royal Liverpool Golf Club in Hoylake, where the latest Major champion will be crowned. Tiger Woods has won the Claret Jug twice during his illustrious career, and victory once again this weekend would see him become the first player to successfully defend the title since Tom Watson in 1983. (3) 87033


11.30 MotoGP 3uzi Perry introduces highlights of the US Grand Prix from Laguna Seca, California, where championship leader Nicky Hayden will start as favourite in the 11th round of the season. (3) 25656


12.30 BBC News 24 32989 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (3) 7118958


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SKY ONE 12.00 Futurama 1Z30 Futurama 1.00 Stargate SG-1: Tree Saence ZOO


Star Trek; Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Brainiac: Sdence Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons. Lisa fears she is destined to be stupid. 6 Z 0 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle 8.00 Btainiac; Sdenco /tbuse 9.00 The Hades Factor 10.00 Christian O'Connell’s Sunday Service 11.00 Cold Case 1Z0O Deadwood 1.00 T V s Greatest Cars Z 5 0 Battlestar Galactica 3.45 Star Trek: Voyager 4.40 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Honey We're Killing the Kids 8.00 Film: Phenomenon (1996). Car


mechanic John Travolta has a seemingly alien encounter on the way home from a bar and finds he has telekinetic powers. Limp sentimental drama, also stamng Kyra Sedgwick. 10.00 Sinchronioity. Nathan takes up with Colombia Catholic girt Rosa when R tells him their affair is at an end. Drama stamng Paul Chequer and Jemima Rooper. 10.50 Rob Biydon's Annually Retentive. The host gets David Walliams on his show. 1 12 0 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1Z20 Ideal 1Z45 Sinchroniefty 1 2 5 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Z 0 5 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Z 3 5 Rob Biydon's Annually Retentive Z 0 5 Ideal 3 2 5 Close


ITV2 1 1 2 0 Emmerdala Z1 0 Film: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997).


Adventure sequel, starting Jeff Gokiilum. Including Entertainment News Update. 4 2 5 Coronation Street 7.00 High School Reunion. The class­ mates throw a surprise party. 8.00 Film: Tha Lost Worid: Jurassic Park (1997) /Wventura sequel, starring Jeff Goldblum. Including Entertainment News Update 1020 Bad Lads Amiy: Extrema. The troublemakers face a hygiene inspection. 1 12 0 Coronation Street 1Z00 Love Island Uve 1.00 The Mint: tTV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


6.00 Big Brother Live 1 2 5 Big Brother 2.55 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut 3.55 Big Brother’s Uttle Brother 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends. Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes public. 6.00 Scrubs. JD tries to win his interns' respect. 6.30 The War at Home 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Ghost 9.00 Lost Sayid carries out an.lnterrogation. 10.00 Big Brother’s Uttle Brother 11.00 Big Brother Live. Further coverage through the night


SKY SPORTS 1 10.30 Masters Football 1 2 0 Uva CrickeL 7.30 Uve Darts. The 2006 Worid


Matchplay gets under at Blackpool's Winter Gardens this evening, with three first-round matches played over the best-of-19 legs. Two former world champions are in action tonight, in the shape of John Part and Dennis Priestley, as they take on respective opponents Wes Newton and Alan Tabem, while Mark Dudbridge goes up against Alex Roy. 11.30 Worid Sport. 1Z 00 United Strongman Series 1.00 Uve WWE Wrestling. The Great /Vnerican Bash. 4.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 1 02 0 Australian Rugby League 1 220 Big Rght Special ZOO Speedway 5.00 United Strongman Series 6.00 Kiteboarding 6 2 0 Big Rght Special 8.00 Uve Masters Football. The Central Masters at the Nottingham Arena, where the stais of yesteryear will be aiming to prove they have lost none of the skills which made them household names. 11.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling: Late Night No-hoids-baned mayhem. 1Z00 WWE: Heat 1.00 Masters Football 4.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 1Z00 Ten Pin Bowling 1.00 United Strongman Series ZOO Premierehip


Yeais 4.00 Max Power 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 Wild Spirits 6.30 Uve Motor Racing. The ABC Supply//U Foyl 225.9.00 British Superbikes. Round nine from Oulton Park. 1 22 0 Motor Racing 3.00 Close


Th e V illage: The peaceful existence of villagers living a seemingly idyllic life in the remote 19th-century s et tiement comes under threat when an age-old truce with the creatures of the forest is broken b y a headstrong young m an. M Night Shyamalan's atmospheric thriller polarised critics on release, though all s e em to a g re e ifs not up to the standard of his e arlier work. Joaquin Phoenix, Biyce Dallas Howard. Adrien Bnbdy, William Hurt a n d Sigourney W e a v e r star. (S ky Movies 2 , 1 0 .0 0pm )


5.30 rrV Morning News (3) 18255 6.00 GMTV: The Sunday Programme 86168 7.00 Little Einsteins 9467435 7.25 Toonattlk (3) 42025897 9.25 CITV 5381965 10.00 Sunday Feast (3) 15033 11.00 Quincy ME (R) (3) 1994120 11.55 ITV News; Weather (3) 9012033 12.00 Regional Programme 12.05 The Road to Cars (S) 9019946 12.35 HLM: The Parent Trap (1961) Disney comedy, with Hayley Mills. (3) 86963878


3.00 British Superbike Championship Live coverage of the ninth round of the series at Oulton Park, where the race for the title is hotting up with just four meetings remaining following this one. (3) 31217


4.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (3) 946 5.00 Prehistoric Park (R) (3) 5236 6.00 Regional Programme 6.25 Regional Programme 6.40 ITV News; Weather (3) 295033 7.00 Emmerdale News of Adam's illegal practice spreads. (3) 6965


7.30 Coronation Street Leanne is devastated when Danny reveals he never loved her, and Tyrone leaves Maria heartbroken. (3) 675


8.00 Where the Heart Is Matthew Kelly guest stars as a factory worker with a secret to hide. Zoe gets involved with an attractive stranger, and an old rival of Harding's arrives in Skellhwaite on business. 2507


9.00 afterlife Chilling supernatural drama, starring Andrew Lincoln as a sceptical psychology lecturer who takes his class to an evening of clairvoyance, where he is intrigued by the honesty and reluctance of a psychic woman (Lesley 3haip). (R) (3) 2743


10.00 Love Island Patrick Kielty and Feame Cotton present the romantic reality show, finding out how the lovelorn


■ celebs are coping being cooped up with each other 24/7 — and whether there's an early favourite to take Paul Danan’s title as most persistent ladies' man of all. (3) 5830


11.00 ITV News; Weather (3) 217304 11.15 Digging for Jesus Nigel 3pivey examines recent archaeological evidence to supplement the portrait of Jesus Christ provided by the Bible. (R) (3) 895304


12.15 It’s My Life (3) 4554540 1.05 Quizmania; ITV News Headlines


4.10 Fat Chance (R) (3) 72396714 4.35 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (R) (3) 63610989


5.00 Regional Programme 18520231 6.10 The Hoobs (R| jS) 2856897


6.35 The Hoobs (R) (3) 5595859 7.00 Transworld Sport (3) 7266014 7.55 Adrenalin Rush 2329830 8.25 Freesports on 4 3656897 8.55 T4: Futurama (R) (3) 5732965 9.25 T4: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest — T4 Movie Special (R) (3) 5389507


10.00 T4: Hollyoaks (3) 13550052 12.35 T4; Big Brother (R) (3) 5368101 1.40 T4: Big Brother's Little Brother (3) 6699897


■ How I Met Your Mother (BBC TWO, 7.35pm) Barney decides that Ted thinks too much, and decides there’s only one cure — getting him hope­ lessly drunk.


■ Where the Heart Is (ITVI, 8.00pm) Matthew Kelly guest stars as a factory worker with a secret to hide. Meanwhile, an old rival of Harding's • arrives in Skelth- waite on business.


■ Britain's


Top Dog (Ch4,5.50pm) Contestants battle it out, including a lethargic Border collie and a new age dog with a training routine of yoga and meditation.


■ Live Football (Hve, 1.45pm) Celtic V Everton (Kick-off 2.00pm). Coverage of the pre-season friendly at Celtic Park, as the sides gear up for the start of their domestic campaigns.


6.00 Milkshake! 7193743 9.00 Shake! 23037965 12.35 The Jesus Effect: Christianity’s Cultural Impact (R) (S) 2609323 ■ • ■3)~......... .


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five news update (3) 81512052 Live Football Celtic v Everton (Kick-off


2.50 T4; Friends (R) (3)1634762 3.20 T4: Smallville: Superman the Early Years(3)4162149


4.20 T4: Charmed (3) 4859217 5.20 T4: The Simpsons Bart and Milhouse vie for a film role. With the guest voice of Mickey Rooney. (R) (3) 2791859


5.50 Britain's Top Dog Contestants from the North-West battle it out, including a lethargic Border collie and a new age dog with a training


' routine of yoga and meditation. Liza Tarbuck presents. (3) 568217


6.50 Lost Jack and Ana Lucia endeavour to rally support for Iheir fledgling army against the Others — and their vrorst fears are proved right when Sun becomes the victim of an attempted kidnap. Hurley tries to cheer up Sayid by giving him another project to work on, while Sawyer’s secret trips to the hatch’s medicine store are brought to light. A flashback gives more details of his past fife as a con artist. (R) (3) 942675


7.40 Channel 4 News (3) 971236 8.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S) 4209


9.00 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches Tom Baker narrates a countdown of the most popular comedic moments of all time, from Monty Python via Morecambe and Wise to Little Britain and Big Train, as voted for by viewers. Contributions come from actors and writers involved in the creation of the clips, including John Cleese, Michael Palin, Grift Rhys Jones, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Tony Robinson, David Mitchell, Graham Linehan and the team behind The League of Gentlemen. (R) (3) 619965


12.00 World Superbikes 9986540 1.05 Big Brother Live 83998989 3.55 South American Championship Football 8402328


4.55 KOTV (3) 63621095 5.20 Countdown (R) (3) 3384366


7.25 7.35


4.00 5.45


2.00pm). Nick Hailing presents coverage of the pre-season friendly at Celtic Park, as the sides gear up for the start of their domestic campaigns. The hosts face Kilmarnock in the SPL curtain-raiser next Saturday and manager Gordon Strachan will be eager to see his side perform well in preparation. (3) 73621491 FILM: Over the Top (1987) An arm­ wrestling trucker struggles to win the affection of his estranged son. Lacklustre action drama, starring Sylvester Stallone and Robert Loggia. (3) 86502033 FILM: Meet the Deedles (1998) Two rich surfers are sent to work as park rangers, and find themselves up against an evil ex-warden plotting mischief with an army of groundhogs. Corny comedy, starring Paul Walker. (3) 16016439 five news and sport (3) 5865149 FILM: National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) Aiqtlane-style spoof of the cop movie genre, with Emilio Estevez and Samuel L Jackson playing clueless detectives mixed up in all manner of shenanigans. The already flimsy plot is obscured by a fast and furious succession of sight gags, affectionate in-jokes and cameo appearances, with a supporting cast including Jon Lovitz, Tim Curry, William Shatner and James Doolian. Includes news update at 8.30. (S) 9395101


9.00 FILM; Lethal Weapon (1987) Mel Gibson stars in the first of the flashy Lethal Weapon films, as a mentally unstable Vietnam veteran-tumed-cop who teams up with steady family man Danny Glover to investigate a suicide. Their undercover work soon finds them up against a ruthless drugs ring — leading to a particularly violent and bloody encounter. Gary Busey, Michael Ryan and Tom Atkins co-star. Includes five news update at 9.55. (3) 273373B5


11.10 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell. (R) (3) 6920142


12.10 Ironman Triathlon 1232724 1.00 Major League Baseball 70516076 4.15 Winter X Games 2006 6597873 5.15 Boxing Classic (R) 7077521


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