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■ The Eurovision Song Contest 2006 (B BC1,8.00ptn) Teny Wogan commentates on the 51st musical extravaganza from Athens, where Daz Sampson flies the UK flag.


TV Guide


■ B B C Young Musician of the Y e a r (BBC2,5J20pm) Howard Goodall presents the final of the prestigious competition from the Sage Gateshead.


6.00 Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 11.30 Great British Menu (R) (S) 12.00 B B C News; Weather (S) 12.10 World Cup Fo cu s (S) 1.00 Grandstand: B oxing: England v Russia


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2.30 Live Rugby League: St Helens v Bradford Bulls


4.45 Ju s t for Laughs (R) (S) 5.15 Family Janey leaves baby Kenzo with her parents. (R) (S)


4.30 B B C News; Regional News; Weather (S)


5.45 Weakest L ink Entertainers from the world of reality TV come face to face with Anne Robinson. With the X Factor’s Chico and Brenda Edwards, and actress Sian Reeves. (R) (S)


6.35 Doctor Who Part two of two. The Cybermen seize controi of London and b^in converting the population, forcing the Doctor to lead a desperate attack on the factory. Roger Lloyd Pack guest stars. (S)


7.25 The National Lottery: Je t Set Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out for the chance to take the place of last week's winner.on a Iuxuqt round-the-world trip. Includes the all-important Lotto, Lotto Extra and Thundetball draws. (S)


8.00 The Eurovision Song Contest 2006 Terry Wogan commentates on the 51st musrcal extravaganza from the Olympic Stadium’s Indoor Arena in Athens — the 35th contest he has been involved in. Manchester-based rapper Daz Sampson flies the UK flag, performing Teenage Ufe, while the Irish are hoping Brian Kennedy can negotiate the semi-final and land the Republic another victory. British viewers may recognise Spanish hopefuis Las Ketchup, whose Ketchup Song reached number one in 2002, while Greek hopes lie with Anna Vissi, whose song Everything is sure to be warmly' received by the audience. The


•competition is expected to be watched by 160 miilion people worldwide, and viewers will be able to vote for their favourite performance. (S)


11.05 B BC News; Weather; (S) Nationai Lottery Update


11.25 FILM: Where Eagles Dare (1968) •Espionage thriller, starring Richard Burton; (S) Wealherview


2.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (R) (S)


3.00 B BC News 24 • P . 'V I I '


S K Y M OVIE S 1 10.35 A Cinderella Story (2004) See 5.50pm.


12.15 Role of a Lifetime (2001) Comedy drama, stam'ng Scott Bakula. 2.00 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) See 10,35pm. 4.00 First Daughter (2004) Romantic comedy, starring Katie Holmes. 5.50 A Cinderella Story (2004) Romantic comedy, starring Hilary Duff. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood, 8.00 National Treasure (2004) Premiere. An Intrepid treasure-seeker embarks on a perilous quest to track down a war chest hidden by America’s Founding Fathers. Action adventure, starring Nicolas Cage. 10.15 Da Vinci Code Special A look at the film starring Tom Hanks. 10.35 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Tongue-in-cheek adventure, stam'ng Harrison Fond, Kate Capshaw and Ke Huy Quan. 12.40 Bad Boys 2 (2003) Thriller, stam’ng Will Smith. 3.10 Thoughtcrimes (2003) Sd-fi adventure, starring Navi RawaL 4.45 The Simple Ufe of Noah Dearborn (1999) Drama, stam'ng Sidney Poitier, Dianne West, Mary-Louise Parker and George Newbem.


SKY MOVIES 2 1020 School of Rock (2004) See 6.00pm,


1220 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 12.50 Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night (1987) Animated adven­ ture, with the voice of Scott Grimes. 2.30 Merlin: The Return (2000) Magical fantasy, starring Rik Mayall. 4.15 Mannequin (1987) Fantasy comedy, starring Andrew McCarthy, 6.00 School of Rock (2004) Comedy, starring Jack Black. 8.00 White Noise (20()4) A bereaved man brames obsessed with the notion that his dead wife can contact him via electronic equipment— but soon gets more than he bargained (or. Chiller, starring Michael Keaton. 9.45 Cellular (2004) Thriller, stam'ng Wm Basinger. 1120 True Romance (1993) Thriller, starring Christian Slater. 1.30 Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) Comedy, starring Steve Martin, John Candy and Laila Robbins. 3.15 Crazy People (1990) Screwball comedy, starring Dudley Moore. 5.00 Merlin: The Return (2000) See 2.30pm.


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12.00 Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Star Trek; Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons. Marge tries to stem a campaign against kids. 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Vroom Vroom. The Mercedes Benz M-Class is put to the lest. 9.00 Inside Wayne Rooney 10.00 Football Years 11.00 Street Law 12.00 Battlestar Galactica 1.30 Sunriving 2.25 Stargate SG-1 3.20 Star Trek; Voyager 4.15 Star .Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes 725 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Grownups. Michelle declares her love lor Dean. 8.30 Out-Takes. Political gaffes from across the globe. 9.00 RIm;UnderSiege(1992). Fomier Navy Seal Steven Seagal leaps into action to rescue a US battleship under threat from terrorists. Slick, last-moving adventure, with Tommy Lee Jones and Erika Eleniak. 10.40 The Message. New series. Satirical sketch show. 11.10 The Real Hustle. The swindlers make a false compensation claim. 11.40 The Real Hustle 12.10 Paparazzi. Documentary following a photo­ graphic agency. 1.10 The House of Tiny Tearaways 2.05 The Real Hustle 2.35 The Real Hustle 3.05 The Message 325 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.05 Ckironation Street 3.00 Holiday Showdown 4.00


Cetebrity Rt Club USA 5.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 6.00 Breaking the Magician’s Code 7.00 Airline USA 7.30 Airline USA 8.00 Rim: City Slickers It: The Legend of Curly’s Gold (1994). Comedy sequel, stam'ng Billy Crystal. Including Entertainment News Update. 10.10 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. Troublesome pets and crazy wild animals. 1020.The Prince’s Tarsi; Access All Areas 11.30 Lip Sendee 12.00 Rim: Booty Call (1997). Comedy, starring Jamie Foxx. Induding Entertainment News Update. 1.40 Quizmania 3.00 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


E4 6.00 Big Brother Live 12.25 Big Brother’s Little Brother 1.00 Big Brother 2.00 The Album Chart Show 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends. Chandler falls asleep in a meeting. 5.30 Shipwrecked 2006: The Final Beach Party 6.55 World Challenge 8.00 Friends. Chandler (alls asleep in a meeting. 8.30 Friends. Monica goes to work at a famous restaurant. 9.00 Wife Swap. A fun-loving woman switches with a devoted mother. 10.00 My Name Is Earl. A guilty Earl attempts to cross Joy oft his list. 10.35 My Name Is Earl. Golf-obsessed Scott is next on Earl's list. 11.00 Big Brother Live


SK Y SPORTS 1 10.30 TBA1220 Rugby Union 2.00 Uve European Cup Rugby Union. Biarritz V Munster (Wok-off 3.00pm). 5.15 Uve Conference Football. The play-off final. 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The Bank of America Colonial. 11.00 European Tour Golf. The Irish Open. 120 Champbns League Weekly


2.00 Uve Big Fight Special. Marco Antonio Barrera v Rocky Juarez. 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Gillette World Cup 2006


SK Y SPORTS 2 1020 Uve Australian Rugby League. Manly Sea Eagles v Melbourne Storm (Kick-off 10.30am). 1^ Cricket AM 2.00 Uve European Tour Golf, The Irish Open. 6.00 Uve Speedway. The Sweden Grand Prix 9 00 European Cup Rugby Union. Biarritz v Munster. 10.30 Conference Football. The play-off final. 12.00 Rugby Union. The second Super 14 semi-final. 1 ^ European Cup Rugby Union 3.00 Conference Football 420 Champions League Weekly S.00 Sports Adventure 5.30 360 Surfing


SK Y SPORTS 3 12.00 WWE: Bottom Une 1.00 U Can Do It 1.05 WWE: Smackdown 3 00 America’s Cup Sailing 3.30 Live International Cricket West Indies v India


11.30 WWE: Smackdown. Spectacular wrestling action. 1.30 WWE: Late Night— Bottom Une 2.30 US Tour Golf 520 America’s Cup Sailing


NATIONAL T R E A S U R E : Premiere. An intrepid treasure-seeker embarks on a perilous quest to track down a war chest hidden by America’s Founding Fathers, following a series of clever clues — but he faces stiff competition from a treacherous assodate and the FBI. Entertaining action adventure which doesn't stray too far.away from the Indiana Jones trilogies, but it well worth a watch. Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger and Sean Bean head the Impressive cast.'(Sky Movies 1 ,8.00pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 11.45 National Treasure (2004) See 5.45pm.


2.00 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) See 10.00pm. 4.'10 Monster Island (2004) Low-budget horror, with Camien Electra. 5.45 National Treasure (2004) Action adventure, starring Nicolas Cage. 8.00 Sliding Doors (1998) Quirky and likeable comedy drama following two parallel storylines concerning a woman whose entire future hinges on one pivotal moment in time. Stam'ng Gwyneth Paltrow and John Hannah. 9.40 Da Vinci Code Special A look at the film starring Tom Hanks. 10.00 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Tongue-tn-cheek adventure, with Hanison Ford and Sean Connery. 12.10 The Minus Man (1999) Psychological thriller, starring Owen Wilson. 2.10 Earthly Possessions (1999) Comedy drama, stam'ng Susan Sarandon, Stephen Dorff and Ellsmeth Moss. 4.00 Shetigar (1999) Drama, starring Ian Holm.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.10 Camp Nowhere (1994) See 6.10pm.


' 2.10 Space Jam (1996) Live action and anirnated comedy, with Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan. 4.00 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) Animated adventure, with Ihe voice of Tom Kenny. 520 UK Top 10 Films currently on release. 6.10 Camp Nowhere (1994) Family comedy, with Christopher Uoyd. 8.00 The Village (2004) The peaceful existence of villagers living in a remote 19th-century settlement comes under threat when an age-old truce with the creatures of the forest is broken. Atmospheric thriller, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dallas Howard and Adrien Brody. ■ 10.00 School for Seduction (2004) Comedy, stamng Kelly Brook, Emily Woof, Margi Clarke and Jessica Johnson. 12.00 The Bridges of Madison County (1995) Romantic drama, stamng Clint Eastwood, Meryl Streep, Annie Corley and Victor Slezak. 2.20 In America (2003) Acclaimed drama, stamng Samantha Morton. 4.20 Northfork (2003) See 12.10pm.


12.10 Northfork (2003) Thoughtful drama, starring James Woods.


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- Voyager 4.00 Stargate SQ-1 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Football Icon — Winnere’ Story 8.00 Dream Team 80s. New series. Special Eighties spin-off from the foot­ balling saga, following three young players struggling to realise their dreams in the run-up to the 1986 World Cup. 9.00 24. Jack and Wayne kidnap a bank manager, lo.oo Rescue Me. Tommy plans revenge. Last In series. 11.00 Bones 12.00 Guns for Hire 1.00 Stai^ate SG-11.50 Star, Trek: Voyager 2.40 Star Trek: Voyager 3,30 Totally Out of Control 4.20 Lethal Attraction: Why Americans Love Guns


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who. Part two of two. The Cybermen take over London. 7.45 Doctor VWio Confidential. Noel Claike discusses playing Mickey. 8.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways. Clinical psychologist Dr Tanya Byron welcomes the last three families into the house. With Claudia Winkteman. 9.00 Little Britain 9.30 Strictly Dance Fever on Three 10.00 Grownups. Michelle goes' on a diet of cream and Sugar Puffs. 10.30 The Real Hustle 11.00 Gypsy Wars 12.00 Mind. Body and Kick Ass Moves 12.30 Mind, Body and Kic^ Ass Moves 1.00 Grownups 1.30 The Real Hustle 2.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways 2.30 Gypsy Wars 3.25 Doctor Who Confidential 3.55 Close .


ITV2 11.40 American Idol 12.30 American Idol 1.20 Emmerdale 4.10 Coronation Street 7.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20 American Idol 8.10 American Idol. The identities of the finalists are revealed. 9.00 Supernatural. Children in a Wisconsin town start falling into comas. 10.00 Lip Service. Highlights of the week’s top chat shows. 10.30 Coronation Street 11.00 Rim: Booty Call (1997). Comedy, stamng Jamie Foxx. Including Entertainment Nevi,« Update. 1Z35 Da Vinci Code Premiere Special 1.05 Quizmania 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close


E4 6.00 Big Brottier Live 12.05 World Challenge 1.10 Popworid 2.00 Chantelte’s Dream Dates 2.25 Pure T4 ZS5 Big Brother 3.55 Big Brother’s Little Brother 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The OC. Julie and Dr Roberts announce they are engaged. 7.00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 8.00 ER. Pratt realises the extent of the situation In Darfur. 9.00 Invasion. Tom and Russell mount a rescue bid in an attempt to liberate . the hybrids’ prisoners. Last In series. 10.00 Lost. Sun discovers her wed­ ding ring is missing. 11.00 Desperate Housevirives 12.00 Big Brother Uve


S K Y S TO R T S I 10.30 Uve Cricket. Gloucestershire v Kent 2.00 Live Football League. Watford V Leeds United (Kick-^ff 3.00pm). Coverage of the Championship play-off final at the Millennium Stadium, v^ere a place in next season's top flight awaits the wnners. 5.30 Big Fight Special 7.30 World Sport 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Bank of America Colonial. 12.00 European Rugby Union 1.30 British Superbikes 5.00 America’s Cup Sailing 5.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Live European Rugby Union. Gloucester v London Irish (Kick-off 12.15pm). Coverage of the Challenge Cup final, as European dub rugby’s second competition concludes at the Stoop. 2.30 Live European Tour Golf. The Irish Open. 6.30 Molo Plus 7.00 Seamaster Sailing 7,30 Football League 8.30 British Superbikes 1200 European Tour Golf 230 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Big Rght Spedal 2.00 Uve Cricket. Gloucestershire v Kent. Coverage of the C&G Trophy South Division match at the County Ground, Bnstol. 6.30 Legends of Cricket 7.00 Skateboarding 7.30 Sports Adventure 8.00 WWE: Experience 9.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum 10.00 WWE: Late Night— Velocity 11.00 WWE Special 1200 WWE: Late Night— Heat 1.00 Australian Rugby League 3.00 Close


LIV E C R IC K E T: Gloucestershire v Kent. Coverage of the C&G Trophy South Division dash at the County Ground in Bristol. The home side were defeated at the second-round stage in last year’s competition, which came a s a huge disappointment to them after winning the event in both 2003 and 2004, so they are looking to make amends this time around, and they aren’t expected to have too many problems here against Robert Key’s men. (Sky Sports 1 ,1 0.30am)


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3.50 R o g It! From Highclere Castle, Berkshire. (R) (S)


4.50 Great British Menu The Scottish chefs face the judges. (R) (S)


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Howard Goodall presents the final of the prestigious competition from the Sage Gateshead, where five musicians hope to impress the judges as they perfomi with Northern Sinfonia. (S)


8.10 The Culture Show New series. The Pet Shop Boys discuss their new album and 25-year career, while Dotun Adebayo considers the cultural value of football chants. Verity Sharp examines Britain's music festival scene, and Andrew Graham-Dixon investigates the life of Leonardo Da Vind. Plus, viewers get the chance to nominate the aspect of modem British culture they would most like to get rid of. (S)


9.00 FILM: Ride with the Devil (1999) A ragged band of brave Confederate soTdiers struggle to sunrive a series of bloody raids on Union troops, but the rigours of battle and the freezing winter threaten their hopes for the future, forcing them to seek shelter in a bam, with sustenance provided by a sympathetic widow. As their hunger for battle fades, they reconsider the wisdom of continuing in the face of overwhelming odds. Haunting American Civil War drama from acclaimed director Ang Lee, starring Tobey Maguire, Skeet Ulrich, Jewel, Jeffrey Wright and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. (S)


11.10 QI: Quite Interesting Stephen Fry hosts the baffling quiz, with panellists Jimmy Carr, Rory McGrath, Alan Davies and Sean Lock. (R) (S) 40 B B C Four Session Bruce


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Springsteen showcases songs from his new album We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions, (S)


1.30 B B C News 24 2.00 B B C Learning Zone


12.40 The Culture Show The Pet Shop Boys discuss their 25-year career, Andrew Graham-Dixon investigates Leonardo Da Vinci and Dotun Adebayo considers the culturai vaiue of football chants. (R) (S)


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11.30 Sabrina the Teenage Witch (R) (S) 12.00 Th e Planet’s Funniest Animals (S) 12.15 n v News; Weather (S) 12.20 Regional Programme 1275 G P 2 Racing (S) 12.55 Th e Da Vinci Code Movie Special (S) 1.25 R LM : Doctor Zhivago (1965) Star- studded epic, with Omar Shanf. (S)


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Regional Programme n v News an d Sport; Weather (S) Yo u ’ve Been Framed! Camcorder calamities. (R) (S) Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? A celebrity spedal in aid of the Prince’s Trust. Jerry Hall is first in the hot seat partnering James Sommen/ille, a former beneficiary of the charity. Chris Tarrant presents. (S) Th e Prince’s Trust 30th Birthday: Live Glittering star-studded charity evening to mark the 30th anniversary of The Prince’s Trust, which helps disadvantaged youngsters in the UK. Cat Deeley introduces a concert from a spedally constnjcted stage near the Tower of London, featuring the Bee Gees, McFly, Annie Lennox, Pink, Ozzy Osbourne, Lionel Richie, Will Young and the Sugababes performing in front of a 2,000 strong-crowd. Plus, celebrities including Stephen Fry, Jamie Oliver, Fern Britton, Phillip Schofield and Sharon Osbourne meet young people who have received help from the charity to gain an insight into the organisation’s work. (S)


10.30 Big Fight Live Scott Harrison v Marlin Honorio and Amir Khan v Laszio Komjathi. Coverage of Glaswegian Harrison’s latest defence of his WBO featherweight title at Belfast’s King’s Hall. His Mexican opponent has won 21 of his 25 fights, but will still start as the underdog, as the.Scot looks to extend his reign as champion. Khan is in action on the undercard in his seventh professional bout, as he takes on Hungarian Komjathi, who should be a good test of the youngster’s credentials. Presented by Jim Rosenthal and Barry McGuigan. Including News and Weather; (S) ITV • News Headlines: Weather


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5.55 lnuk(R)(S) 6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 7.00 French Football 7.30 Freesports on 4 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 8.50 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S)


2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Newbury and Nottingham Including the 3.15 London PaddyPower Gold Cup (H’cap) (1 m 2f).


9.20 T4:PureT4 9.50 T4: Friends (R) (S) 10.20 T4: Popworld (S) 11.05 T4: Friends (R) (S) 11.35 T4: Big Brother (R) (S) 12.35 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: The Rnal Beach Party (R) (S)


4.45 Wife Swap The participants cause a stir in their new clans. (S)


4.15 It’s Me or the Dog A pair of Labradors. (R) (S)


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5.45 Deal or No Deal Game show, with Noel Edmonds. (S)


6.30 Channel 4 News (S) 7.00 The Da Vinci Detective Leading forensic scientist Dr Maurizio Seracini uses state-of-the-art technology to unravel mysteries surrounding the works of famous Renaissance painter Leonardo Da Vinci. (S)


9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the most talked-about house in Britain. (S)


10.00 RLM: Exit Wounds (2001) Past-his- prime maverick cop Steven Seagal is transferred to a tough new precinct. He’s determined to make a difference to the lawless streets, but realises his fellow officers are even more corrupt than the local hoods — and are on the verge of completing a major drug deal. However, it seems there’s no-one he can trust to help him foil their scheme. Originality-free thriller, also starring Isaiah Washington, Tom Arnold and DMX. (S)


11.55 Green Wing Joanna and Statham are completely overwhelmed by paranoia, while Mac, Guy and Martin make Caroline an offer she can't refuse. Last in series. (R) (S)


1.05 4Music: The Album Chart Show Feeder, Placebo and Malt Willis perform.


1.40 4Music: Camden Crawl Highlights of this year's festival. (S)


2.05 4Music: Michael Jackson’s Moments (S)


2.15 Big Brother Live The latest from the house.


4.25 Wild Things Wildlife documentaries. (S) 5.10 Countdov/n (R) (S)


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■ Th e Pr in ce 's TrustSOth Bir thd a y : Live ( IT V I , 6.55pm) Ben Elton, Vernon Kay and Patrick Kielty present from astudioonLon- . don's Southbank where viewers can phone in donations.


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7.00pm) Dr Maurizio Seracini uses state- of-the-art technol­ ogy to unravel mys- teries surrounding the works of Leonardo DaVind.


■ NCIS : (five, 8.00pm)"‘ Gibbs and the team head for Cuba to investigate the case of a Navy translator who died after swallowing the emeralds he was attempting to smuggle.


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10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren and Eames are assigned to investigate the murder of a woman who was poisoned by an anonymous package, and unearth a dark secret stretching back to her childhood. They also uncover a conspiracy linked to the case that could cause huge problems for an expensive campaign being organised by the Church. Guest starring Stephen Colbert. (S)


11.00 FILM: Thelma & Louise (1991) Two women head off for a weekend of freedom on Ihe open highway — until an encounter with a would-be rapist turns them into fugitives. Stirring road movie, starring Geena Davis. (S)


1.20 Quiz Call Interactive game show. 5.35 Animal Airport (R) (S)


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■Th e RHS Chelsea F lower Show (B BC 1 ,5.5 0pm ) Alan Titchmarsh presents a preview of this year’s horticultural event, offering a compre­ hensive guide to the displays.


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10.00 FILM: Five Weeks in a Balloon (1962) African adventure, starring Cedric Hardwicke and Peter Lorre. (S)


11.40 Regional Programme 12.25 Sunday Grandstand; MotoGP 2.00 Live Rugby League; Widnes Vikings v Catalans Dragons (Kick-off 2.15pm). Coverage of the Challenge Cup fifth-round tie at the Hatton Stadium, where the hosts will hope to claim their second Super League scalp in consecutive rounds.


4.00 Athletics Times may vary. 5.30 Some Mothers Do 'Ave ‘Em Frank looks for work. (R) (S)


6.00 Coast Nicholas Crane explores Northern Ireland’s shores. (S)


7.00 Top of the Pops Fearne Cotton and Diarmuid Gavin introduce performances from Gnarls Barkley, the Ordinary Boys and Ronan Keating. (S)


7.35 How I Met Your Mother Barney needs some excitement in his life, and drags Ted on a wild adventure in Philadelphia — which ends in a brush with the law. (S)


8.00 Top Gear The team test out their designs for amphibious vehicles on a Staffordshire lake, and Life on Mars actor Philip Glenister is this week’s Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (S)


9.00 World Cup Stories France’s triumph on home soil in 1998, when a passionate and united support watched their multi­ racial team conquer Brazil in the final. (S)


10.00 The Office Brent’s ego gets a boost when he is headhunted by public speaking agency Cooper and Webb, and Trudy’s birthday party gets into full swing with the insufferable boss explaining what he’d like to do to the female members of the Corrs. (R) (S)


11.00 FILM: Broadcast News (1987) Biting TV newsroom satire, starring Holly Hunter as a highly strung producer who falls fora handsome but untalented new anchorman. With William Hurt and/Libert Brooks; (S ) Weatherview


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10.30 Funland Lola struggles to pay off her husband’s debt, Carter continues his search, and Shirley decides he must rid himself of Mercy. Starring Daniel Mays and Sarah Smart. (S)


11.00 Funland Lola’s efforts to pay off Dudley’s debts take an unexpected turn. Carter presses a local journalist for information, and conflict brews between Mercy and the Mayor. (S)


11.30 Dead Ringers Satirical impressions and sketches. (R) (S)


12.00 FILM: Initiation (1987) Comedy drama, starring Bruno Lawrence, Rodney Harvey and Miranda Otto. (S)


1.25 BBC News 24 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S)


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■ World Cup Stories (B BC2,9.00pm ) France’s triumph on home soil in ’


1998, when a pas­ sionate and united support watched their multi-radal team conquer Brazil in the final.


■The Booze Cruise III ( fT V I , 9.00pm) The gang return for a third adventure, this time tagging along on a trip to scatter Grace’s mother’s ashes on the Yorkshire Moors.


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ITV Morning News (S) GMTV: The Sunday Programme Little Einsteins Toonattik (S) CITV Harry Hill’s Shark Infested Custard (S) The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) The Prince’s Trust 30th Birthday (S) Ant and Dec Meet the Three Princes (S) ITV News; Weather (S)


7.30 8.00 9.00


Regional Programme British Superbike Championship Round five from Mondello Park. (S) The Prince of Wales: Up Close Portrait of the Queen’s eldest son. (R) (S) Regional Programme Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) Emmerdale Steph is due to be released, so Adam takes steps to cast doubt on her sanity. Dawn announces she is thinking of returning to Spain, so Jean and Bob try to persuade her to stay. (S) Coronation Street Gail learns the identity of her tormentor and Kelly begs Danny for her job back. Amber pretends to be ill in a bid to stay at Dev’s house, while Ashley takes Claire shopping. (S) Heartbeat Debbie Bellamy’s late-night drinking spree by the river gets her into trouble when evidence links her to a body found in the water. A hippie encampment invades Peggy’s back yard. (S) The Booze Cruise 3: The Scattering The gang return tor a third adventure, this time tagging along on a trip to scatter Grace’s mother’s ashes on the Yorkshire Moors. Dave has business to do in Leeds, while Rob’s just trying to avoid visiting Jackie’s parents. Maurice hopes his friends will make the sober weekend enjoyable — unaware he’ll be expected to complete a series of bizarre challenges if he’s to claim his inheritance. With Neil Pearson, Mark Benton and Anne Reid. (S) ITV News; Weather (S)


, The Championship The Championship play-off final between Watford and Leeds United. (S)


12.15 World Rally Championship; (S) ITV idlin


1.10 3.20 3.45 4.10 4.35 5.00


News Headlines Th e Mint Interactive game show. (S) Fat Chance (R) (S) Fat Chance; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines Boot S a le Treasure Hunt (R) (S) Boot S a le Treasure Hunt (R) (S) ITV Nightscreen


5.55 6.20 6.45 7.40 8.10 8.40 9.40 12.10 1.20 2.20


2.25 2.50 3.50 4.50 5.55


6.55


7.45 8.00


The Hoobs (R ) (S) The Hoobs (R ) (S) Transworld Sport (S) Red Bull A ir Race ’ Vee-TV (S) T 4 : One T re e Hill (S) T 4 : Hollyoaks (S) T 4 : Big Brother (R) T 4 : Big Brother's Little Brother (S) T 4 : P u s s y c a t Dolls Video E x c lu s iv e (S) T 4 : Totally F rank (S) T4 : The O C (S) T4 : World Challenge (S) Time Team Special (R) (S) The Worst Jo b s in History Terrible rural employment opportunities. Last in series. (S) Lost The pressure takes its toll on Hurley a s he organises the food in the pantry. (R ) (S) Channel 4 News (S) Invasion Russell and Tom attempt to stop Szura as the hurricane hits the town of Homestead. The National Guard help Mariel, Larkin and the children — who become suspicious of their rescuers. Dave is questioned about Underlay’s location. (S)


9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked- about house in Britain. (S)


10.00 FILM: Phone Booth (2002) Premiere. Tense and absorbing thriller about arrogant and unfaithful publicist Colin Farrell who answers a public telephone, only to become the target of an unseen sniper who insists he obey his every whim — or people will die. Kiefer Sutherland provides the threatening voice at the end of the line, with Katie Holmes a s the trapped man’s mistress and Forest Whitaker a s a curious cop. (S)


11.35 Eurotrash Continental silliness, presented by Antoine de Caunes. (R) (S)


12.10 The Album Chart Show Music concert held at the Koko in London, featuring performances by Feeder, Placebo, Matt Willis and Jenny Lewis. (R)


1.10 1.20 4.20 4.45 5.10


12.45 Feeder: S ingled Out Huw Stevens presents a profile of the band, featuring archive footage of performances from festivals and appearance on the Pop Factory. 4Play: Matisyahu (S) Big Brother L ive ’ KOTV Boxing magazine. (S) Freesports on 4 g ) Countdown (R ) (S)


6.00 9.00


1.00 1.10


■ Invasion' (Channel 4, 8.00pm)


: Russell and Tom at­ tempt to stop Szura as the hum'cane hits the town of Home­ stead, while Mariel and Larkin are suspidbusof their rescuers.


■ Everybody Hates Chris (five, 8.00pm) The youngster convinces his parents to let him take karate lessons. .Rochelle gives Tonya a crash course In the ' world of gossiping.


Milkshake! Shake!


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12.30 Divine Designs (R) (S) five news update (S)


2.55


6.05 6.15


8.00 8.30 9.00


FILM: Hurricane Smith (1952) Three pirates are left stranded on a deserted island, until they steal a ship from slave traders and head to Australia to find treasure. Swashbuckling adventure with John Ireland. (S) FILM: Mutiny on the Bounty (1962) Maritime adventure about strict disciplinarian Captain Bligh, whose harsh treatment prompted his crew to rebel against his command. Marlon Brando stars, with Trevor Howard. (S) five news and sport (S) FILM: Richie R ich (1994) Family comedy, with Macaulay Culkin on nauseating form as a super-rich youngster determined to stop an arch-rival snatching his fortune. Jonathan Hyde co-stars. (S) Everybody Hates Chris The youngster convinces his parents to let him take karate lessons. However, his new-found fighting skills lead him to break Drew’s hand — resulting in the elder Rock brother getting even more attention. Meanwhile, Rochelle gives Tonya a crash-course in hair salon gossiping. (S) Everybody Hates Ch r is Julius’ secret copy of Playboy is uncovered by an inquisitive Chris, who charges his schoolmates a dollar each to look at it. However, the plan goes awiy when the magazine is stolen, then confiscated by a teacher, forcing the budding Hugh Hefner to steal it back. Drew and Tonya play on each other’s fears; (S) five news at 9 FILM: Three K in g s (1999) A trio of American soldiers find a fortune in Kuwaiti bullion in the aftermath of the first Gulf War — but agonise over whether to steal it from under the noses of local people in desperate need of help. David O Russell’s acclaimed adventure, with the ensemble cast — including George Clooney, Mark Wahiberg, Ice Cube, Spike Jonze and Nora Dunn — all giving wonderful performances. (S)


11.10 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. (R) (S)


12.05 ITU Triathlon World Cup (R) 12.50 Major League B aseball Live New York Mets v New York Yankees.


4.05 World Sup e rcro s s Grand Prix From Qwest Reid in Seattle.


5.10 Kickboxing Action from York Hall.


Burnley (jbllege


BURNLEY COLLEGE S I X T H FORM C EN T R E


Leaving school this year?


Due to an increased demand for places at Burnley College we are able to offer the folldwing: New courses in: Construction • Engineering • Environmental Conservation • Graphic Design


Places available oh existing programmes in: Engineering • Furniture Design • Information Technology


Come along to our Advice Event on Tuesday 23 May 2006 6-8pm at Burnley College Sixth Form Centre, Ormerod Road, Burnley.


B u rn le y College Is a n educadonal charitable jnstitution providing quality education and training for Individuals and or^lsations / ^


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