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: 5.55 The Rghting Temptations (2003) Comedy, with Cuba Gooding Jnr. ■ 8.00 Love Actually (2003) Rirdiard Curtis’s blockbusting romantic come-


' lost half-brother. 7.00 The Simpsons; Homer wins a role on The Itchy and Scratchy Show. 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Biainiac: Science Abuse 9.00 Stargate SG-110.00 Slargate Atlantis 11.00 Battlestar Galactica 12.00 : '


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BBC THREE 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes. Part two of two. Hilarious blunders. 7.30 Rim:


' Forces of Nature (1999). Romantic comedy, starring Sandra Bullock. and Ben Affleck 9.10 ■p,” ybangbang. Comedy sketch show with an . all-female cast. 9.40 'r"^angbang. Comedy sketch show. 10.10


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• deadly secret. Taut action Ihniler, stam'ng Robert De Niro and Jean Reno.. ',.10.00 Man on Rre (2004) Premiere. A former manne sets out t o -/-ir. • exact an explosive revenge on the kidnappers who’ve abducted his v'employer’s daughter. All-action thnller, stam'ng Denzel Washington.-i: ■'12.35 Open Water (2004) Taut drama, starring Blanchard Ryan. 2.15 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) Horror remake, ! slam'ng Jessica Biel and Jonathan Tucker. 4.15 Merlin: The Return (2000) See 12 30pm


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ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street2.30Coronation Slreet-:; Family Album 3.00 Movies Now 3.10 Green Day: In Profile 3.40 •


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! 10.30 Whatever You Want 12.30 Greatest Ever Number Ones 2.30 - Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Fnends 6.00 Shipwrecked 2006:


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Battle of the Islands. Shaik Island welcomes two new amvals. 7.00 ' Brat Camp USA. Nick learns the art of fire-making. 8.00 Celebrity Big' ’ • ', Brother. Highlights show. 9.00100 Greatest TV Moments From ’


. Killing Mum & Dad 1.00 Slargate SG-11.50 Relic Hunter 2.40 Bnlalris .> Hardest 3.30 SlarTrek: the Next Generation 4.20 Andromeda;.


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SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Saturday 5.45 Live Super League. Bradford Bulls V ' ^


1 Harlequins (Kick-off 6.05pm). 8.00 Champions League Weekly 8.30 Live' i Spanish Football. A La Uga match. 11.00 FA Cup Special 1230 Ginga 125 ; U Can Do It 1.30 Spanish Football 3.00 FA Cup Special 4.30 Champions


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’. Moto Plus 5.00 Spin! of Yachting 5.30 Shift Adventure Snowriders • SKY SPORTS 3


Entertainment News Updale.;12.20 Rim: Total Recall (1990). Sci-fi adven-; lure, stamng Arnold Schwarzenegger; Including Entertainment News Update. 2.30 DARE 3.30 Emmerdale 5.20 ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close -;


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‘ ' RONIN: A hard-bitten mercenary is hired to


. take part in an intemafional plot to steal a briefcase containing a deadly secret, and -


soon betrays his equally ruthless comrades- . in-arms— with inevitably explosive results. ■


; ■ John Frankenheimer’s taut action thnller should keep the audience perched on the.;;


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; edge of their seats for the duration— it’s a • brilliant piece of film-making with the r^ fy ity to hold attention even with repeated viewings.


:: Robert De Niro, Je an Reno,'Sean Bean and - Jonathan Pryce star. (Sky Movies 2 ,8.00pm).


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; 2.00 Sky Movies News The latest from H o l l y w o o d . . . , 2.30 In the Beginning Part two of two. Biblical epic, stamng r Martin Landau, Billy Campbell and Alan Bates.. ' 4.15 Rve Children and it (2004) Children’s adventure,' ■


16.00 Jack (1996) Drama, stamng Robin Vl/illiams. ■ 8.00 Birth (2004) Intriguing mystery drama, stamng Niirole Kidman, Lauren Bacall, Cameron^ght and


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, co-slam'ng Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall and Billy ; 12.40 The 24 Hour Woman (1998),Comedy, stamng RtKie Perez , , , ,


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■ "12 IS Loss of Faith 11997) Murder mystery, stamng John Ritter. V I ' I k


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' SKY MOVIES 2 i 10.05 De-Lovely (2004) See 5.50pm.


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■ Sunday. Tottenham Hotspur v Wigan Athlefio (Kick-off 1.15pm). 3.30 Uve FA Cup Football. Chelsea v Colchester United (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 • Football Special 7.00 Football League Review 8.00 Uve Spanish Football.


f A La Uga match.'10.00 FA Cup Football 11.30 Football Special 12.00 V ; Football League Review 1.00 Uve WWE: No Way OuL From Baltimore.


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-i 11-.55 Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off 12.25 Dancing on Ice: Defrosted •.;.;,-• "Results 12.55 Australian Princess 155 Emmerdale 4.40 Coronation Street 7.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20 American Idol. Contestant vie for,


' 6.30 European Tour Golf 8.30 Uve US Tour Golf. The Nissan Open. 11.30 ' European Tour Golf 1.30 US Tour Golf 4.30 Seamaster Sailing 5.00 Close.';;


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; 2.00 US Tour Golf 5.00 VYWE: Experience 6.00 Watersports Worid : ;v;.r,- i-.' 7.00 Inlemational Cricket 10.00 WWE: Late Night— Afteibum ‘ 11.00 WWE: Late Night— Velocity 12.00 WWE: Late Night— Heat 1.00 Spanish Football 230 FA Cup Football 4.00 Close ‘


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■ defeating the Premiership champions; P h i l: ■ • i Parkinson ha s performed wonders since m ih taking over the U’s in 2003 and, thanks to the


; help of a number of promising yo u n g s te rs ,' ■' the visitors look set to earn promotion to the : Championship. (Sky Sports 1; 3.30pm)


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