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6.00 The Sandy Bottom Orchestra. (2000) 8.00 Home Alone 4. (2002) 9.35 What a Girl Wants. (2003) 11.25 Moonstruck. (1987) I . IS T h e Sandy Bottom Orchestra. (2000) 3.00 Home Alone 4. (2002) 4.30 Moonstruck. (1987) 6.15 What a Girl Wants. (2003) 8.00 Th e League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. (2003) 10.00 Ned Kelly. (2003) 12.00 Just Cause. (1995) 1.50 Otherworld. (2000) 3.50 Texas Rangers. (2001) 5.30 Sky Movies News.
SKY MOVIES 2
6.45 Virginia’s Run. (2002) 8.35 Kart Racer. (2003) 10.15 My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002) 12.00 Th e Meeksville Ghost. (2000) 1.35 Virginia’s Run. (2002) 3.25 Sky Movies News. 3.55 Kart Racer. (2003) 5.40 My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Along Came Polly. (2004) 9.35 A Gu y Thing. (2002) 11.20 Along Came Polly. (2004) 12.55 Freddy vs Jason. (2003) 2.35 Q & A . (1990) 4.50 The Meeksville Ghost. (2000)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Apache Uprising. (1966) 7.35 Th e Man Who Knew Too Much. (1935) 9.00 UK Top Ten. 9.25 The Desert Rats. (1953) 11.00 Th e HIndenburg. (1975) 1.10 Th e Lion Has Wings. (1940) 2,35 Apache Uprising. (1966) 4.15 Th e Desert Rats. (1953) 5.50Th e Hlndenburg. (1975) 8.00 Psycho. (I960) 10.00 Th e Man Who Knew Too Much. (1935) 11.20 Prince of the City. (1981) 2.10 Psycho. (1960) 4.05 US Top Ten. 4.30 Th e Uon Has Wings. (1940)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Premier League Preview Show. 8.00 Sailing: America’s Cup. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 5.15 Live European Rugby Cup. 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.30 Football Rrst: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Football First: Match Choice. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Aerobics: O z Style. 6.30 Moto +. 7.00 European Rugby Cup. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby: Super 12.10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 European Rugby Cup. 5.15 Tennis; ATP Masters. 6.45 Sky Sports Classics. 7.00 European Tour Golf. 9.00 Live US Tour Golf. 0.00 European Tour Golf. 2.00 US Tour Golf. 5.00 Max Power.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Australian Football League. 8.00 Gillette World Sport. 8.30 ATP Tennis. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 European Tour Golf. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 Greyhounds. 10.00 Spanish Football. 0.00 World Wrestling Entertainment; Late Night Smackdown. 2.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 3.00 Spanish Football. 5.00 Sports Unlimited.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Live Snooker. 10.00 Live Table Tennis. 12.00 Live Snooker. 3.00 World Superbike Championship. 4.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 4.30 Live Football; Serie A. 9.30 Live Curling. 11.00 World Superbike Championship. 0.00 Tennis. 1.00 Close. 3.00 Live World Superbike Championship. 4.00 Live Supersport. 5.00 World Superbike Championship. 5.45 Supersport.
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Dragon Booster. 7.30 Dragon Booster. 8.00 Dragon Booster. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Dragon Booster. 9.30 Oliver Beene. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Mutant X. 12.00 Dinotopia. 1.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager, 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Malcolm In the Middle. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 Father of the Pride. 9.00 SO Terrible Predictions. 11.00 Street Wars. 12.00 Hex. 1.00 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 Relic Hunter. 2.40 Dinotopia. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 5.35 Pokemon Advanced Challenge.
UKTV GOLD
6.05 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Open All Hours. 9.40 Open All Hours. 10.20 Open All Hours. 11.00 Open All Hours. 11.40 Open All Hours. 12.20 Open All Hours. 1.00 Open All Hours. 1.40 Open All Hours. 2.20 Open All Hours. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 Open All Hours. 4.20 Open All Hours. 5.00 Open All Hours. 5.40 Open All Hours. 6.20 Open All Hours. 7.00 Open All Hours. 7.40 Open All Hours. 8.20 Open All Hours. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 9.45 Only Fools and Horses. 10.55 Only Fools and Horses. 12.05 The Fast Show. 12.35 The Fast Show. 1.10 Have I Got News for You. 1.50 Room 101. 2,25 Weakest Link. 3.25 Happiness. 4.05 Charlie’s Angels. 5.00 Monarch of (he Glen.
BBC THREE
7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.15 Farscape. 9.05 Liquid Assets. 9.35 BBC Three Outtakes Show. 9,40 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 10.10 Meet the Parents. 11.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.25 Grass. 12.55 The Mighty Boosh. 1.25 High Spirils with Shirley Ghostman. 1.55 18 With a Bullet. 2.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 3.20 Grass.
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 The Contender. 3.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Special. 4.30 cd;uk. 5.30 Gwyneth Paltrow... Love Chain. 5.55 Celebrity Rt Club Finale. 6.55 Celebrity Fit Club USA. 7.55 Family Feuds: Celebrities Exposed. 9.00 Movies Now. 9.10 Terminator 2‘ Judgment Day. 11.45 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity Special. 12.50 Footballers' Wives TV. 1.20 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.50 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.10 Teleshopping. 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen.
iTV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 Rim File. 7.05 Campion. 8.05 The Royal. 9.00 Film File. 9.10 Survival. 10.15 Noah’s Ark. 11.20 The Royal. 12.20 Film File. 12.30 Surgical Spirit. 1.35 The Grimleys. 2.05 The Grimleys. 2.35 Rising Damp. 3.05 Rising Damp. 3.40 Campion. 4.50 Noah's Ark. 5.55 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 Film File. 7.10 Hornblower. 9.10 PD James: Unnatural Causes. 11.20 Hammer House of Horror. 12.25 Tho Bill. 1.25 The Bill. 2.30 Noah's Ark. 3.35 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV3 Nightscreen.
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Tiny and Crew. 7.55 Junglies. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Titch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Style Star. 1.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Oueer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America's Next Top Model. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Most Haunted Live: Terror in Torbay. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 Girlfriends. 1.20 Hollywood Star Treatment. 1.40 Rock Me Baby. 2.10 The Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 2.55 A&E Down Under. 3.20 Cosby Show. 3.50 Nanny.
. 4.15 Psychic School. 5.05 The Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 11.55 2010. 2.05 Out of the Blue. 3.05 Alien Abduction. 4.05 Robot Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Dune. 10.00 Dark City. 11.55 Emmanuelle in Space: A World of Desire. 1.45 Dune. 3.40 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.10 The Pretender. 5.05 The Pretender.
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Molly Gunn (Brittany Murphy) is the freewheeling daughter of a late rock legend, and the toast of the Manhattan social scene. But when her inheritance is stolen, Molly is forced to do something she’s never done before - get a job. Molly becomes a nanny to precocious
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6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Tiny and Crew. 7.55 Junglies. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Titch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 H i -5 .10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.00 America's Next Top Model. 1.00 Celebrity Extra. 1.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Life as We Know It. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 Extreme Makeover UK. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 CSI. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 Girlfriends. 1.20 Hollywood Star Treatment. 1.40 Rock Me Baby. 2.10 TTie Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 2.55 A&E Down Under. 3.20 The Cosby Show. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 Psychic School. 5.05 Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-Fi
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 1 ZOO Ghost Stories. 1.00 Robot Wars. Z50 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. 5.00 Crusade. 6.00 Andromeda 7.00 Medical Investigation. 7.55 Space Camp. 10.00 Star Trek II: TTie Wrath of Khan. 1Z10 Good vs Evil. 1.05 Good vs Evil. Z05 Don’t Look Now. 4.10 Farscaoe. 5.05 ^rscape.
iTV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 925 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 9.50 Gwyneth Paltrow... Love Chain. 10.15 cd:uk. 11.15 American Idol. 1Z35 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 1.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night
Takea.vay. 8.00 American Idol. 9.20 Footballers’ Wives TV. 9.50 Sophie Anderton: Me, Myself and Mark. 10.50 Coronation Street. 11.20 Haunted Homes. 1Z05 The Frank Skinner Show. 1.05 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.35 Million Dollar Babes. ZOO Club Reps The Workers - Uncut 2.50 Sally Jessy Raphael. 3.40 Teleshopping. 5.40 FTV2 Nightscreen.
iTV3
6.00 Survival. 7.50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 8.45 Rim RIe. 8.55 Jeeves and Wooster. 10.00 Second Thoughts. 11.00 Hornblower. 1.00 Cadfael. 2.35 Return of Shertock Holmes. 3.40 Jeeves and Wooster. 4.45 Second Thoughts. 5.50 Heartbeat. 6.55 Return of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Diana: Story of a Princess. 9.00 Out-of-Towners. 10.45 The Vice. 11.50 Out-of-Towners. 1.30 Teleshopping. 3.00 ITV3 Niqhtscreen. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.
6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Mio Mao. 7.25 Milkshake!. 7.30 Noddy. (R) 7.55 Roobatb. (R) 8.00 Miss Spi der’s Sunny Patch Friends. (R) 8.30 Franklin. (R) 9.00 Beyblade. (T) 9.25 Xcalibur. (R) 10.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. (R) (T) 10.50 RAD - The Groms Tour America. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 FILM: Thirst. (1998) Starring Adam Arkin. (T) 3.10 FILM: The Black Hole. (1979) Starring Maximilian Schell. (T) 5.00 Charmed. (R) (T^ 5.55 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (T)
BBC1
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo!. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.30 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.55 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.20 The Mummy. (R) (C) 8.35 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 Dance Factory. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Grandstand. 1.05 Cycling; World Track Cham pionships. 2.15 Rugby League Build Up. 2.35 Rugby League. 3.20 Football Update. 3.25 Rugby League. 4.30 Final Score. 5.05 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.25 Just for Laughs. (C) 5.55 Strictly Dance Fever. Graham Nor ton hosts a search to find Britain’s best dancers. Today sees further auditions, with three winners going through on a public vote. (C)
7.00 Doctor Who. The Doctor takes Rose on her first voyage through time, to the year five billion. (C)
7.45 Th e National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize of a luxury holiday. (C)
8.20 Casualty. It’s Bex’s first day back at work after her hypo, but It doesn’t take long for Claire and Pete to destroy her fragile confidence. (C)
9.10 Strictly Dance Fever. The' second three couples through to the compe tition are announced. (C)
9.40 OuttakeTV. Anne Robinson intro duces a programme of bloopers and blunders from the TV archives. (R) (C)
10.10 News; Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre sents all the goals and highlights from the day’s eight Premiership games, including Chelsea v Southampton,
Man Utd v Blackburn and Liverpool v Bolton. (C)
; 12.00 FILM: Universal Soldier: Th e ' Return. (1998) Sci-fi sequel about the humanoid ex-soldier, who is now a technical expert for the govern- new breed of robotic fighters.
But soon, disaster strikes. Starring Van Damme, Michael
Jai White, Heidi Schanz. (C)
1.25 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz with captains Ally McCoist and Matt Daw son. (R) (C)
1.55 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 2.25 Joins BBC News 24.
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 The Nation’s Favourite Food. (R) (C) 12.00 See Hear. (C) (Signed) 12.45 The Flying Gardener. (R) (C) 1.00 Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 1.30 FILM: Exo dus. (1960) Starring Paul Newman, Eva Marie Saint, Ralph Richardson. (C) 4.50 FILM: River of No Return. (1954) Starring Marilyn Monroe, Robert Mitchum. (C) 6.20 Flog It! Members of the public are invited to try to make money out of their antiques at auction. (R)
7.20 Around the World in 80 Trea sures. Dan sees tile-making in Samarkand. (R) (C)
8.20 Private Life of a Masterpiece. Art history series examines Liber ty Leading the People, the Delacroix painting. (C)
9.10 Sons, Daughters and Lovers. Divorced Hardy finds love with Kate. (C)
10.10 The Apprentice: The Story So Far. Reality TV series. (C)
10.40 The Apprentice. Each team has to convince showbiz celebrities to donate something for a charity auction. (R) (C)
11.40 FILM: Prefontaine. (1997) Drama based on the life of athlete Steve Prefmtaine. Starring Jared Lefo.
1.20 Joins Nows 24. 2.00 BBC Learning- Zone.
FIVE
6.45 ; FILM: Look Who's Talking. (1989) Romantic comedy about an unmar ried mother and her boyfriend, with witty asides to camera from her baby, voiced by Bruce Willis. Starring Kirstie Alley, John Travolta. (T)
8.30 Volcano Alert. Documentary about scientists Peter Hall and Patti Mothes’ mission to save the people living in Banyos, Ecuador. (R) (T)
9.00 five news. Coverage of the royal wed ding live from Windsor. (T)
9.10 CSI:NY. Forensic drama. (T) 10.05 Law and Order: Criminal Intent. The owner of one of the city’s most elegant hotels is killed. (T)
11.00 Make Me a Supermodel. (T) 12.00 FILM: Mad City. (1997) Starring Dustin Hoffman. (T) 2.05 Law and Order. (R) (T) 2.55 FILM: Michael Jordan: Road to victory. (1999) Starring Michael Jace, Debbie Allen, Ernie Hudson. (T) 4.25 Sunset Beach. (R) (T) 5.05
Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) 5.10 The Invaders. (T)
SATUB^AY, APRIL 2ND PICK OF THE
Hit Me Baby One More Time, ITV1,5.45pm
Vernon Kay puts the school disco directly in your living room and reunites classic acts to perform memorable tracks of the 70s, 80s and 90s. Each week five different acts will sing their best known song plus give a unique performance of a contemporary track live in the studio to recreate their heyday. Their future will be in the hands of the public
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as every week each act will be put to a vote with ONLY the winner going through to the Grand Final at the end of the series.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.25 Freaky. (R) (T) 9.45 hit40uk. (R) 10.15 One Tree Hill. (T) 11.15 Friends. (R) (T ) 11.45 The Games: Live Final. (R) 1.25 Friends. (R) (T) 2.00 Chan nel 4 Racing. (T) 4.10 FILM: Flash Gor don. (1980) Starring Sam Jones, Melody Anderson, Topol. (T) 6.10 Morgan and Platell. Political chat show. (T)
6.40 C4 News;. (T) 7.10 The Deal. Drama based on the relationship between Tony Blair and his chancellor Gordon Brown. (R)(T)
8.40 The Simpsons. (T) 9.10 Th e Games: Champions of Champions. Jamie Theakston and Jayne Middlemiss host the action. (T)
; 10.45 ;; FILM: Lethal Weapon II: (1989) Two Los Angeles cops have to guard the embezzling accountant working for the drug ring they want to crack. Starring Mel Gib son, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci. (T)
12.55 The Friday Night Project. Com edy entertainment for Friday night. (R)(T)
1.55 What the Butler Saw. (R) (T) 2.55 FILM: Manon des sources. (1986) Star ring Yves Montand. 4.45 Truel. (R) 5.05 Countdown. (R)5.50 Angela Anaconda.
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 10.30 F1: Bahrain Grand Prix Qualifying. 12.10 ITV News; Weather. 12.15 Granada News and. Weather. 12.20 cd:uk. 1.20 Barbara. (R) 1.45 Rosemary and Thyme. (R) 2.45 FILM: Grease. (1978) Starring John Tra volta, Olivia Newton-John, Stockard Chan- ning. 4.45 Granada News and Weather. 5.00 ITV News; Sports Results; Weather. 5.15 New You’ve Been Framed! 5.45 Hit Me Baby One More Time. Gloria Gaynor, Howard Jones, The Honeyz, Limahl and Tiffany join Vernon Kaye in the first of a new series in which artists perform both their greatest hit and a con temporary cover.
6.45 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Emma Bunton gets stitched up in Ant and Dec Under cover, Ainsley Harriott braves the Human Roulette wheel, and the Kaiser Chefs perform their new single.
7.55 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity Special. In a charity special of the quiz show, Harry Hill and Al Murray play for World Vision UK and Scope, and Griff Rhys Jones and Saffron Burrows team up for the Hackney Empire Appeal.
8.55 Hit Me Baby One More Time Results. Vernon Kaye reveals the result of tonight’s viewer vote to decide which one of tonight’s con testants will be going through to the grand final.
9.10 Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes. Nell McAndrew rocks out as Kim Wilde, Jeff Brazier turns into AM Campbell, Victoria Bush becomes Mama Cass. Vickie Gates is Maria McKee, and Jerry Springer becomes Elvis.
10.10 Parkinson. Celebrity couple Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne and actors Martin Clones and Stephen Fry are the guests joining Michael Parkinson tonight. With music from Anastacia.
11.15 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.30 The Trigger Effect (1996) Thriller , about a suburban couple whose life is thrown into turmoil following a black-out which paralyses the city for days.
1.15 The Magnificent Seven. Senes based on the classic western, in which seven men roam around the Wild West confronting injustice. The gang escort a reformed, and very beautiful, safecracker. (R)
2.00 cd:uk. Music chart show featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.
2.50 Entertainment Now!. The latest showbiz news, with reports on movies, music and celebrity gos sip. (R)
3.15 Dare to Believe. (R) 3.40 World Sport. (R) 4.10 Mixmasters. (R) 4.35 Cybernet. (R) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 I'fv Early Morning News.
BBC1
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Ani mal Park. (R) (C) 12.55 Keeping Up Appear ances. (R) (C) 1.25 EastEnders. (R) (C) 3.20 The Father Dowiing Mysteries. (C) 4.05 As ■Rme Goes By (R) (C) 4.35 Points of View. (C) 4.50 Lifeline. (C)
5.05 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones intro duces the final stage in the search to find the nation’s favourite hymn and reveals the 20 most popular hymns from over 300 suggested by viewers (C)
5.40 Holiday 10 Best. Travel magazine with Kate Thornton. Focusing on out of the ordinary holidays, Kate pre sents reports and counts down the top ten to reveal the number one holi day (C)
6.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Smiler pretends to be an intellectual in an attempt to woo Marina. Howard wants to keep an eye on them at the poetry group without being seen. (C)
6.50 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel presents the show in which experts invite members of the public to bring along their antiques for examination. (R) (C)
7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Th e Queen’s Castle. Three-part documentary series which goes behind the scenes at the Queen’s favourite home, Windsor Castle. (C)
9.00 Fingersmith. Crime drama set in 1860s London. As Maud’s wedding day approaches. Sue struggles to hide her love for her. (C)
10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Dead or Alive: The Hunt for Bin Laden. Key players tell the story of the greatest manhunt in history and why, after more than three years Bin Laden is still missing, presumed alive. (C)
: 11:15 : ;FiLM: Jackie Chan’s First Strike. (1996) Martial arts movie about a Hong Kong defective contracted to recover a stolen nuclear warhead. Starring Jackie Chan, Jackson Lou, Chen Chun Wu.(C)
12.35 Th e Sky at Night. Patrick Moore hosts a star party at his house in Selsey as amateur astronomers bat tle bad weather to get a good look at the night sky. (C)
1.00 Joins BBC News 24.
Greatest Comedy Sketches Channel 4,9pm
From Monty Python to Lit tle Britain and Morecambe & Wise to Big TVain, British comedy is renowned for its quotable catchphrases and enduring popularity across generations. But what is the greatest comedy sketch of them all? Chan nel 4 counts down from 50 to one to reveal what the British public has voted as the best comedy sketch of all time.
BBC2
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (C) 6.50 Boo! (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby Doo? (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 Home Front in the Gar den. (R) (C) 12.00 Bill’s Food. (R) (C) 12.25 The Super League Show. (C) 1.20 Sunday Grandstand. 1.30 MotoGP Pre view. 1.35 Badminton Masters. 3.00 Rugby League. 5.20 Gardeners’World. 5.50 Big Cat Diary: Family Histories. The story of the cheetah families in the Masai Mara. (R) (C)
6.20 Natural World. Documentary about the wildlife of Taiwan. (R)
7.10 The Killer Wave of 1607. Docu mentary detailing the killer wave which struck the coast of the Bris tol Channel in 1607. (R) (C)
8.00 Ray Mears’ Bushcraft. Ray Mears explores the world of bushcraft. (R) (C)
9.00 The Best of Top Gear. The best bits of the motoring magazine. (R)
9.30 HELP. A client talks about a time management problem. (C)
10.00 He Says She Says. Documen tary series featuring celebrities who can agree on only one thing.
10.30 Match of theDay 2 . (0 11.20 FILM:This Boy’s Life. (1993) Drama set in the 50s. Starring Robert De Niro. (C)
2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE
6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Jay Jay the Jet Plane. (R) 6.30 Franny’s Feet. 6.40 Qswald. (R) 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Milkshake!. 7.25 Noddy (R) 7.55 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. B25 Franklin. (R) 8.55 Insect Antics. (R) 9.00 Peppa Pig. (R) 9.05 Ice Cream Machine. (R) (T) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) 10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.30 Combat Club. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.35 Make It Big. (R) (T ) 12.05 Braceface. (R) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 FILM: Qn the Town. (1949) Starring Gene Kelly (T) 3.10
FILM: The Scarlet Pimpernel. (1982) Stamng Ian McKellen. (T) 5.55 news. (T) 6.15 FILM: Tower of Terror. (1997) Thriller about a reporter and his niece who try to solve a mystery. Starring Steve Gut- tenberg, Kirsten DunsL ( t ) .
8.00 Joey. Joey whisks Donna off on a romantic trip. (T)
8.30 Two and a Half Men. American sit com. (T)
9.00 FILM: The Abyss. (1989) Qscar-win- ning sci-fi adventure. When a nuclear
< . submarine crashes following contact - wrth an unidentified object. Staffing Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastranfonio. ■
11.40 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Footage of reckless criminals engaged in a range of illegal and often highly dangerous activities. (T)
12.35 US Major League Baseball. 3.35 2005 Winter X Games. 4.30 NCAA College Basket ball.
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The programme traces the history of British comedy through some of the most brilliantly crafted comic moments ever produced.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Foot ball; Le Championnat. 7.30 British Super bikes. 8.25 Vee-TV. (T ) (Signed) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T ) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Qmnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 12.55 Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 The Morning After Show. (T) 2.35 QC. (2003) (T ) 3.40 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T ) 4.35 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 5.30 Time Team. 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge USA. Four American teams race across the US. (T)
7.30 . C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top ical satirical comedy with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John For tune. (T)
9.00 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches. Tom Baker narrates the count down of Britain’s favourite comedy sketches as adjudicated by mem bers of the public. (T)
: 12.00:: FILM: Guest House Paradiso.': (1998) Comedy inspired by the TV series Bottom. Richie and Eddie are the proprietors of an inde scribably bad holiday guesthouse, which becomes the venue for a series of slapstick gags. Starring Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson.
1.50 Trigger Happy USA. (T ) 2.15 World Superbikes. 3.15 World Football Show. (T) 3.40 French Football. 5.25 Countdown. (R)
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Channpionship. 10.30 The Best of My Favourite Hymns. 11.30 ITV News: Weather. 11.35 Granada News and Weather. 11.40 F I : Bahrain Grand Prix Live. 2.35 FILM: The Battle of Midway. (1976) Starring Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda, James Coburn. 5.00 Holiday Airport: Lanzarote. (R) 5.00 Holiday Airport: Lanzarote. An insight into the day-to-day running of Lanzarote’s airport, going behind the scenes with the Ace Handling staff and the First Choice reps. Narrated by Dominic Fraser.
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6.00 The UnforgettableTommy Coop er. A look at the complicated life behind one of Britain’s best-loved comedians, and the contrast between his lightly-honed act and his chaotic private life. (R)
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale. Matthew tries to woo Louise away from Terry. Viv and Paddy try to avoid each other as they struggle to suppress their feelings. Victoria’s attempt at horse rustling goes wrong.
7.30 Coronation Street. Angela’s shocked by the police evidence placing her at the scene of Tommy’s murder. Will Hayley’s guilty secret land her a night in the cells? Tracy’s up to her old tricks again.
8.00 Heartbeat. PC Walker is tempted to bend the rules again when an old friend turns up with a proposi tion. But how much longer will Sergeant Miller put up with his rebellious streak?.
9.00 Midsomer Murders. Barnaby and Scott delve info the murder of a visitor to Plummer’s Relish factory, and discover a web of secrets and lies within the Plummer family.
11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.05 ITV Weather. 11.10 The South Bank Show. Meivyn Bragg talks to celebrated architec tural critic and designer Charles Jencks in his stunning 30-acre Garden of Cosmic Speculation at Portrack House, Dumfries.
12.15 F I : Bahrain Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal presents highlights of the Bahrain Grand Prix, plus reac tion from the top finishers. Com mentary by James Allen and Mar tin Brundle, and analysis from Tony Jardine.
1.10 The Paul O ’Grady Show. Paul O ’Grady presents his early evening show, complete with the usual mix of top guests and enter tainment. (R)
2.00 FILM: The Secret of Santa Vittoria. (1969) Starring Anthony Quinn. Anna Magnani, Vima Lisi. 4.20 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 War of the Buttons. (1994) 8.00 Spy Kids 3- D: Game Over. (2003) 9.30 Project X. (1967) 11.30 Selena. (1997) 1.40 War of the Buttons. (1994) 3.30 U S To p 10.4.00 Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over. (2003) 5.40 Selena. (1997) 8.00 Road to Perdition. (2002) 10.00 Red Dragon. (2002) 12.10 S pun. (2002) 2.00 Bonus! Hitchcock. 2.30 Double Bill. (2003) 4.05 Project X. (1987)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.25 Space Jam. (1996) 8.10 Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. (1991) 10.20 Fallout. (1998) 12.00 Me and the Kid. (1993) 1.55 Space Jam. (1996) 3.45 Prelude to a Kiss. (1992) 5.45 Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. (1991) 8.00 Uptown Girls. (2003) 9.40 Sweet Home Alabama. (2002) 11.35 Dying Young. (1991) 1.30 Ed Wood. (1994) 3.40 Two Can Play That Game. (2001) 5.15 Me and the Kid. (1993)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Sunnyside. (1919) 6.35 Corvette K-225. (1943) 8.20 Th e Command. (1954) 10.20 Sunnyside. (1919) 11.00 The Thief of Bagdad. (1940) 12.50 And Now for Something Completely Different. (1972) 2.30 Corvette K- 225. (1943) 4.15 Th e Command. (1954) 6.00 The Thief of Bagdad. (1940) 7.50 A Day’s Pleasure. (1919) 8.15 And Now for Something Completely Different. (1972) 10.00 Do Th e Right Thing. (1989) 12.10The Last Picture Show. (1971) 2.20 Tales of Terror. (1962) 3.55 UK Top Ten. 4.15 Double McGuffin. (1979)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football First: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 12.30 European Rugby. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Review. 7.30 Spanish Football. 10.00 Ford Football Special. 11.30 Football League Review. 0.00 Spanish Football. 1.30 Football League Review. 2.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Spanish Football. 8.30 Australian Rules Football. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 1.30 WWE Special. 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 3.00 European Rugby Cup. 5.00 Live Tennis: ATP Masters. 7.30 Gillette World Sport. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 NBA Basketball. 1.00 European Tour Golf. 3.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Sailing: America’s Cup. 7.30 Wild Spirits. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Gillette World Sport. 12.30 Moto +. 1.00 European Tour Golf. 5.00 Sailing: America's Cup. 5.30 Moto +. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 7.00 Sailing: America’s Cup. 7.30 European Rugby Special. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 0.00 European Rugby Special. 1.30 ATP Tennis. 4.00 Close.
EUROSPORT
6.30 Live World Superbike Championship. 7.30 Live Snooker. 10.00 Live World Superbike Championship. 1.00 Live ProTour Cycling. 3.30 Table Tennis. 4.45 Snooker. 6.30 Live Curling. 8.00 Superbikes. 9.45 Motorsports Weekend. 10.15 Live Curling. 0.30 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Yu-Gi-Oh: Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Dinotopia. 1.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm In the Middle. 7.30 Father of the Pride. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.00 The Trouble with Prince Harry. 12.00 Red Light Girls. 1.00 Best of Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.50 Relic Hunter. 2.40 Dinotopia. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Pokemon Advanced Challenge.
UKTV GOLD
6.05 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Are You Being Served? 11.00 As Time Goes By. 11.40 As Time Goes By. 12.20 As Time Goes By. 1.00 Waiting for God. 1.40 Waiting for God. 2.20 Waiting for God. 3.00 Are You Being Served?. 3.40 Are You Being Served?. 4.20 Are You Being Served?. 5.00 As Time Goes By. 5.40 As Time Goes By. 6.20 As Time Goes By. 7.00 Waiting for God. 7.40 Waiting for God. 8.20 Waiting for God. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.10 Only Fools and Horses. 10.55 Only Fools and Horses. 12.05 The Fast Show. 1Z45 The Fast Show. 1.25 Have I Got News for You. 2.00 Room 101.2.35 Weakest Link - Classic Sitcom Stars. 3.25 Friends like These. 4,35 Charlie’s Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 Doctor Who. 7.50 BBC Three Outtakes Show. 8.00 Who Rules the Roost?. 9.00 Body of Adolf Hitler. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 High Spirits vrith Shirley Ghostman. 11.00 Little Britain. 11.30 Swiss Toni. 12.00 Twisted Tales. 12.30 Monkey Dust. 1.00 18 With a Bullet. 1.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2J25 Twisted Tales. 2.55 Body of Adolf Hitler.
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