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are looking to take up snething new, blude fun and a learning "ocess?


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j)t join us at Clitheroe Spikers Club? |e t on Monday, Februai 2nd, at the ! Club, Lincoln Way, Clieroe (part of


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Irt site) at 7-15 p.m. jiade very welcome and, lassured, you ne again.


l u T S O N , leers Club ib e r s m u s t m ow


II n ev e r s u c c e d jir did not get off to qus the start I


Ig back after the holidajand a letter I in my constituency offioFortunately Icly put out the fire amno one was


lave not received replies tletters post- T should write to me againr telephone


Ice left the office in a rift mess and Idence was burnt to a crp. Any con-


le incident. ■is too important to alw terrorist Ir apologists to bomb usito submis- ty this June’s Local Counl and Euro- puble-header is so impoimt. vernment announcerait th a t the


J have an all-postal baIlo;hould boost ■at these elections. And .nigh turnout 1 the far right BNP andcher extrem- chance of winning ar of the nine


I t a defiant messageo the letter ptoo.


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jEditor welcomes letters t any sub- lit correspondents are remded that lutioiis may be edited or mdensed, }it exceed 350 words and sluld reach oon on Tuesday.


|d for publication if the ccor agrees pre is a valid reason for ti writer's


leeded are donations ot cash till and and an ironing board to [uip our new ihop at 27 Burnley Roa Padiham.


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l\LISTS from C.’itheroffinjoyed a In the art of bird misideitification Jm Moiling at thiir lates meeting. |elling explained how thoughout sion ho, along with his cilleagues, t- tiany calls purptrting to;he sight- "•]


are birds, whichalways lad to be 'i I*"*


jmld result in a reponse fnm thou- Tf If enthusiasts, compaiable to Iters and known s twitchers - the I of which was oftn comic.


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leaker, who workd for 20 years in il-;' Lion for the wildlie trust, began by Ig a visit of a Socable Plover from «• kian Steppes reprted by a local “i |s tc r, which tuned out to be a '* ed starling.


is just friendly,” /as the explana- ' '


■ther time, a blacistork turned out Lyster catcher. : Irangest break-i occurred when Jrs were on holidy, the “burglar” owl perched oithe picture rail ^ nocked over antbroken treasured > Its in its panic toscape.


J t views of blac grouse in their -? llek” proved to b grazing cows. nisidentificatio's included a very I creeper for a btxerfly.


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te set in a wooland landscape, | jit each other foseveral nights in i


r that an owl waanswering. -


I was a plastic mdel and they had ' not made confct with the owl. . screwed-up nespaper or a coat ^


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lend of the lighhearted evening, li,Mr Derek Oldeld, thanked the


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[speakers, Edmid and Iris Hurst, I “Loch, Lakend Dales’’.


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' SOME of the best-known comedians in the UK today got their break at the famous Jongleurs com­ edy club, in London. . : Its open mike spots


^tempted would-be comedi- ; ■


ans to try their luck and, while some died a death, others made it big. ; Paul Merton, Graham Norton and Jo Brand all


LOVE ACTUALLY (15); The Grand Cinema; from Saturday.


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ANOTHER case of “back by popular demand” as hit romantic comedy “Love Actually” returns to The Grand for a repeat run. Written and'Jdirected by Richard Curtis, the cast list


is littered with British talent including Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Martine McCutcheon, Colin Firth and the first rate Bill Nighy. Curtis has been behind


many of the hit British films of recent years, including- “Four Weddings and a Funeral”, “Netting Hil” and “Bridget Jones’ Diary”. “Love Actually” is cast in


Question: Colin Firth, one of Ihe stars of "Low Actually", set hearts fluttering as Mr Darcy in a TV adaptation of a Jane Austen novel. V/hich novel was it?


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a very similar mould and even utilises some of the same acting talent, Lut;is none the worse for that. J t ’s. a formula that seems to work for Curtis and his audience. “Love Actually” inter­


heartbroken in France, his newlywed friends and'their odd best man, their Ameri­ can friend looking for an English lover and a sex- starved Brit who believes his accent will help him score in the States. With so many different


twines 10 loosely connected love stories. There’s the new' and single Prime Minister falling for the girl with the tea trolley, his sister who sus­ pects her husband may stray, her friend grieving for his dead wife and his stepson in love with a girl at school. “• Then there’s the writer


• Road”. , The new formula takes


is “Jongleurs on the


V comedy clubs in UK cities , ‘i and abroad, and now there . >


served an apprenticeship at Jongleurs. V Twenty years on, there is a string of Jongleurs


some of the club’s most successful acts on tour to smaller venues around the .• country, with three shows lined up at Burnley Mechanics between now and the end of April. The first is tomorrow,


stories, there is scope for the ' whole gamut of emotions, from laugh-out-loud comedy, to tear-jerking tragedy, and Curtis doesn’t miss a trick. Ultimately this is a fairly lightweight “feelgood flick” that even the most hard-bit­ ten cynic will enjoy.


Burnley Mechanics on March 26th and April 23rd. For more informa­ tion, call the box office on 01282 664400.


tation for sharp one-liners, while Hurst’s approach is more observational, a blend of hilarious tales of childhood memories, disas­ trous relationships, filthy flatmates and dodgy pubs. Jongleurs is back at


wood, Andre Vincent, Anthony King and Mark Hurst, four stand-up acts each with their own comedic style. • King has earned a repu­


January 30th, at 8 p.m. It features Rudi Lick-


Malcolm’s hopes are all too quickly dashed!


“LITTLE MALCOLM AND HIS STRUGGLE AGAINST THE EUNUCHS”; Octagon Theatre, Bolton; until February 21 st


MALCOLM SCRAWDYKE dreams of ruling the world, but even in the swinging ’60s he cannot pluck up the courage to invite a girl to bed. Suspended from his studies for being a dis­


ruptive influence, art student Malcolm forms a revolutionary new political party with his friends Ingham, Wick and Nipple. But as the group’s fantasies become more ambitious, events begin to take a sinister turn. “Little Malcolm and His Struggle Against


the Eunuchs” opens the new 2004 season at Bolton’s award-winning Octagon Theatre in fine style. It boasts an accomplished cast including


Mark Babych, “Little Malcolm” is a satirical comedy about the dubiouss urges to political and personal power. It brilliantly mixes funny set-pieces with darker sequences as the group’s lunatic game gradually acquires a more deadly reality.


Samantha Power and Paul Simpson, who plays Malcolm.


less, gangling, duffel-coated pal, and William Ash plays Ingham, his trusty lieutenant. Other cast members are Graeme Hawley,


until Saturday, February 21st. For perfor­ mance times and tickets call the box office on 01204 520661. -


The play runs at the Octagon from today D r i v e y o u r w e e k e n d w i th t h e n e w M IC R A 1 . 2 S f o r a n a m a z i n g . £ 6 9 9 5 a t W a l k e r F a r r im o n d N i s s a n T e l : 0 1 2 8 2 4 3 4 3 0 0


two familiar faces from TV, Jeff Hordley, who plays Cain Dingle in “Emmerdale”, and William Ash, who has featured in “Burn I t” and “Clocking Off”. Written by David Halliwell and directed by.


ELGAR Serenade for Strings, HAYDN Cello Concerto in D,


ELGAR Introduction and Allegro Op 47,


SCHUBERT Symphony No 5 in B Flat. D ougla s Boyd returns to the


Municipal Hall for this concert. . Tickets £14; £12,Goncessions . ; :


Jeff Hordley plays Nipple, Malcolm’s gorm­


: Friends of Manchester Camerata -, ' :. £1 off single tickets. • ' ■'


School Children £2.00 per concert.. , G A G A


A Tribute to Queen just pure Rock & Roll Friday, 6th February


Tickets: 11 ;00 Advance. . ■ £12.50 Door


C O D E B R E A K E R S The story of Enigma


Thursday, 12th February


. Tickets: £8.00/£7.00 Cones £7;00/£6.00.


AYNSLEY LISTER /


THE IAN PARKER BAND Friday,


13th February


Tickets: £8.00 advance V £10.00 on the door .


0 1 2 8 2 6 6 1 2 3 4 ' ./ciTiVe., BOOKING NOW!


BOX OFFICE: ^ . Trust Tickets available a t usual agencies , - ■


. SCARY MOVIE 3 (cert 15) = Dally ® 2.20, 4.35, 6.50 and 9.05


RUNAWAY JURY (cert 12a) Daily'at 2.20 and 8.15


PAYCHECK (cert 12a) Daily @ 2.45 and 5.30 -


THE, LAST SAMURAI (cert i5) Doily ® 8.15


LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING


(cert 12A) Dally @ 3.00 (Not Sat/Sun) and 7.20 PETER PAN (cert PG)


Saturday/Sunday only @ 11.55 and daily @ 5.15


FREAKY FRIDAY (cert U) Saturday/Sunday only @ 12.00


Previews"


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February 14th..


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Spoo!^£oings on at


1487 Haunted Tlidor Hal! Monday, 9th February


OVCitton 9-CaCC GHOST NIGHT with Simon Entwistle in the ' ,


Caroline. Bracewel!' . • TlckeLs £8.00 inc. hot pot supper ^ .


' VALENTINE’S I bookings also now being taken. ' , Special menu available :


■ Saturday, 14th February .Ring for details


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