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For the best deals^on S iE ® TVs, videos I BBC1 6.00 CBeebies: Tweenies.,(C) (S) 6.40


• CBBC: Rotten Ralph. (R) (C) (S) 6.50 Smurfs' , Adventures. (R) (C) 7-.15 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 7.40 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 8.10 Yvon of the , Yukon. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 The \Wlld Thombenys. (R) (C) (S) .9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Foot- , ball Focus. 1.00 Six Nations Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider and John Inverdale. 1.05 Live Six Nations Rugby Union. 6.00 Final Score. A round up the after­ noon's results frdrn the Premiership, Football League and Scottish Cup.


6.15 BBC News; Weather. (C) 6.30 Regional News; Weather. 6.35 Natalie Cassidy Goes Wild in


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Australia. The soap star jets Down Under to embark on her own wildlife


adventure — little anticipating the challenges to be met, including per­ forming surgery on a koala and chas­ ing man-eating crocodiles. (C),(S)'


7.35 The National Lottery Wright Ticket. Melanie C perforrns a track from her latest album Reason, while Dionne Warwick and Jools Holland sing a duet. Entertainment show featuring the Lotto, Thunderball and Lotto Extra draws, presented by Ian Wright. (C)


8.10 Casualty. Harry returns to work, much to the concern of the staff, Colette is forced to tell Josh she's pregnant when she fears she might lose the baby and Simon lands himself in trouble with his efforts to keep an eye on Jane. Medical drama, starring Simon McCorkindale and Christopher Colquhoun (C) (S)


9.00 Test the Nation: The National Rela­ tionship Test. Anne Robinson and Phillip Schofield use multiple-choice


questions to test how viewers and six groups in the studio— including single men, single women and long-mamed couples — really feel about their rela­ tionships. Continues at 10.50pm. (C)


10.25 BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.


10.50 Test the Nation: The National Relationship Test. Anne Robinson and Phillip Schofield return to reveal the results of tonight's experiment. (C)


12.00 FILM: The Dogs of War (1981). A mer-


. cenary leader takes his trigger-happy troop on a mission to overthrow an African dictator. Action adventure, starring Christopher Walken: (C) (S) Weatherview. 1.55 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. Paul O'Grady and Lucy Benjamin guest. (R) (C) (S) 2.45 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 3.15 BBC News 24.


PICK OF THE DAY


Natalie Cassidy Goes Wild in Australia) BBC1,6.35pm. Natalie Cassidy has tackled : death, misery and despair as Sonia, one of Albert. Square’s longest-serving ■ residents, so coping with wild animals should be ia breeze. 11ie idea behind her journey to Australia is to ' highlight the effects of human encroachment on the region. Despite earlier reseivations Natalie admits her trip has been a life­ changing experience. “Just days before I went, I didn’t


BBC2


6.00 Weekend 24.8.00 Weekend 24.9.00 Saturday Kitchen. (S) 10.30 Ever Won­ dered About Food? (R) (C) (S) 11.00 Ani­ mal Park. (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 Afoot Again in the Past. (R) (C) (S) I .


(C) (S) 1.35 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 2.25 Cagney and'Lacey. (R) (C) 3.10 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case of the Killer Kiss (TVM 1993). Mystery, starring Ray­ mond Burr. (C) (S) 4.45 Flog It! (C) (S) 5.45 Monk. New detective drama, star­ ring Jony Shalhoub as an obses­ sive-compulsive private consul­ tant. Bitty Schram also stars’. (C) The'Secret Lives of the Artists. New series. John Constable's obsession with Maria Bioknell. (C) Designing the Decades. Trawl through the design icons of the 1970s, a decade famous for recession and social unrest. (C) Taken. Allie's destiny is finally revealed, and the family are forced to make the,most difficult decision of their lives. Last In series, starring Dakota Fanning and Adam Kaufman. (C) (S)


7.00 8.00


9.00


?i1055 : f FILM: When Biindah Met.Jfudy?j 1 (2000). Prerpiere. Romantic' comedy, stam'ng Peter McDonald^?


’ and Flora Montgomeiy.' (C)‘(S) .fs


I I . '55 Live Floor Show. (C) (S)12.55 Close.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE )! V


6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshakel; Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (S) 8.25 Roobarb. (R) 8.30 Beyblade. (S) 8.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 9.30 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 10.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 10.30 Beast Wars. (S) 11.00 The Adventures of Sinbad. (S) 11.55 The Tribe. (S) 12.55 Pop­ ular. (R) (T) (S) 1.50 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) (S) 2.15 Daria. (R) (S) 2.45 The Smash Hits Chart. (S) 3.15 Home and Away. (T) (S)


5.20’'tSFILMlTeeriage Mutant Ninja TUrt^^ , I


III (1,993)^ Children's'fant^y, starring^ Elias Koteas and Paige Turco'fT)’ ~i


7.00 Charmed. (R) (T) (S) 7.55 Dark Angel. A man-dog attacks police officers. Jessica Alba stars. (T) (S)


8.45 five news and sport. Headlines. (T) 9.00 CSI: Miami. A family are brutally mur­ dered. David Caruso stars. (T) (S)


9.55 Law and Order. The team investigate prison corruption. Sam Waterston stars; (T) (S) five news late.


!10.55|; RLM: WomanUndone (TVM1995).'A| lawyer tries to clear a woman wrongly ‘


' I ' ’ accused of murdenng her husband ,-^:- ' > < but his task is made doubly difficult b y : her acknowledged infidelity. Drama,-I istahing Mary McDonnell. (T) (S) v.,L.-.£


■12.35 FILM: The Emigrants (1971). Swedish drama, with Max von Sydow. (T) (S) 3.10 Monsters. (T) (S) 3.35 Melrose Place. (R) ■ (S) 4.20 First Wave. (S) 5.05 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


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P CHANNEL 4 05 Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (R)


5.55 Animal Alphabet. (R) (T) 6.00 Max Bear. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Skiing on 4. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning ' Line. 10.00 Vee-TV. 10.25 Dirty Laundry. (T) 10.55 Friends. (R) (T) 11.20 Hotshots.


• (T) 11.50 Boys and Girls. (R) (T) 12.55 Boys and Girls Friday. (R) (T) 1.30 Chan-


■ nel 4 attheraces from Doncaster and New­ bury. Featuring the 3.05 Freephone Stan­ ley Lincoln Handicap. (T) 4.00 Brookside. 5.30 River Cottage Forever. (R) (T) 6.00 A Place in France. (R) (T) 6.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.00 The Real Wallis Simpson. (T) 8.00 DNA. The race to catalogue the human genome. (T)


9.00 Boys and Girls. Game show, presented by Vernon Kay. (T)


10.00 The Salon: A f te r Hours. Late-night gossip from the London hair and beauty studio. (T ) ,


10.35 Faking I t USA. A beer lover becomes a wine waiter. (T)


11.40 Derren Brown: Mind Control. Trickery at St Pancras Station. (R)


12.10 V Graham Norton: Look Back. 1.10 Noble and Silver: My Mouth Shalt Speak the Praise of thy Lord. (R) (T) 1.40 FILM: Stand By Me (1986). Drama, starring River Phoenix; (T) 3.10 FILM: Paperback Hero (1998). Premiere. Offbeat comedy, with Hugh Jackman. (T) 4.45 For Your Love. (R) 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 Rockabye Bubble. 6.15 Horace and Oupa- gogo; Oooberry Buddies. 6.20 Cubeez. 6.40 Ni Ni's Treehouse. 7.05 Diggin' It. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 The Planet's.Funniest Animals. (T) (S) 1.00 ITV News, (T) ,1.05 Granada , News; Weather. (T) 1.10 On the Ball. (T) , (S) 2.00 F I : Malaysian Grand Prix Qualify­ ing. (T) (S) 3.30 Who Wants To Be a Mil­ lionaire? ChHs Tarrant invites another line- , up of contestants to have a go at answer­ ing those 15 questions which could change their lives. (R) (T) 4.30 The Goal Rush. (T) 5.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) ITV News; Weather. (T) _ Blind Date. Cilia plays Cupid once. more and hears all about last week's dates was Dan the boyo for Lucy on their trip to Wales, and was paradise twice as nice for Carl and Paula in Barbados? (T) (S) You've Been FramedI Rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities and .home-video howlers, presented by Lisa Riley. (R) (T) (S) Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. The Geordie diio present the last show of the current series, featuring Mariah Carey performing her new release Boy (I Need You) and a look back at some of their best spoofs, stunts and sketches from the past 10 weeks. There's also another report frorri their cheeky-chappie stand-ins Little Ant and Deo.fT) (S) Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line­ up of contestants to have a go at answering those 15 questions which could change their lives. (T) Reborn in the USA. Following Dollar's expulsion from the tour, Davina McCall and the rest of the former chart stars amve in Detroit, where they perform a Motown- flavoured show for the locals, it's a particularly tense time for Elkie Brooks and Gina G, who failed to win over last week's audience in Philadelphia, meaning only one of them will be singing tonight. (T) (S) r rv Weekend News; Weather. (T) Granada Weather. (T)


5.20 5.30


6.30 7.00 8.00 9.00


10.15 10.29


10.30 .The Premiership. Gabby Logan presents the pick of the action from this afternoon's top-flight games — . including Manchester United v Ful-


: ham and the West Midlands derby between Birmingham City and


West Bromwich Albion. (T)


12.00 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. The comic duo provide another half-hour


of unrehearsed laughs. (R) (T) 12.25 The Club. A trio of celebrities turn their hands to bar rrianagement — will they flourish or flounder? (T) 1.20 Nash Bridges. The duo open a detective agency; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines. 2.10 CD UK. .(R) 3.05 Dial-a-Date. (T) 3.30 Entertainment Now. (T) 3.55 Get Stuffed; ITV News Headlines. 4.10 The Premiership. (R) (T)


YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News 5.05 Calendar News and Sport 10.29 Local Weather


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 TV Mail. (C) (S) 11.30 Coun- tryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 Wallace and Gromit's Cracking Contrap­ tions. (C) (S) 1,05 FILM: Harriet the Spy (1996). Comedy, with Michelle Trachtenberg and Vanessa Lee Chester. (C) 2.40 EastEn- ders. (C) (S) 4.35 Songs of Praise. (C) (S) 5.10 BBC News; Weather. (C) Regional News; Weather. My Family. The Harpers' first grandchild is on the way. (R) (C) (S) My Dad's the Prime Minister. New comedy drama series about the ups and downs of family life for 12-year- . old Dillon at 10 Downing Street. (C) Antiques Roadshow: 25 Years On. In celebration of the show's 25th anniversary, the roving team, many of whom have been involved with the programme since it first started, join a selection of dedicated viewers to recall their favourite highlights: (R) (C) Fawity Towers. A psychiatrist checks in at the hotel and becomes intrigued by the behaviour of manic manager Basil, who is going to extraordinary lengths to convince fire-breathing wife Sybil that a male guest has smuggled a girl into his room. Classic comedy, starring John Cleese. (R) (C)


5.30 5.35


6.05 6.35 7.20 ' . 8.00 9.00-


10.00 10.15 ;


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Down to Earth. Frankie faces unex­ pected opposition when she tries to start a local fanners' market and Matt clinches the supermarket deal. Drama, starring Ian Kelsey and , Angela Gnffin. Last in series. (C) (S) Clocking Off. When care worker Lewis IS left in a cntical condition fol­ lowing a violent confrontation a police investigation gets under way. Farriily ■ relationships are tested to the limit and Mark is charged with the crime will brother Colin come clean? Claire Sweeney and Mark Benton star. (C) BBC News at Ten O'clock. (C) Panorama. Investigation into the


political strife currently faced, by the


Prime Minister, exploring Tony’Blair's apparent determination to stick to his guns over the Iraq crisis. (C) (S)


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"10.55JFILM: Rocky.(1976). Boxing'drahia,! / starring Sylvester,"Stallone'asiaj


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12.50 The 75th Annual Academy Awards. 12.50 Weatherview. 5.05 BBC News 24.


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My Dad’s the Prime Minister, BBC1,6.05pm. As Euan Blair discovered three years ago, being the son of the country’s leader can have its drawbacks — especially as your youthful mistakes are liable to be turned into front-page news. This new comedy, written by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman, looks at some of the other problems that can occur when your family’s address is 10 Downing Street. Dillon (Joe Prospero) has put up with all the things that


BBG2


7.00 CBBC: Arthur. (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.35 Yvon of the Yukon. (R) (C) (S) 8.00 Smile. (C) (S) 10.35 Galidon Defenders of the Cuter Dimension. (C) (S) 11.00 FILM: To Kill a Mockingbird (1962). Racial drama, starring Gregoiy Peck. (C) (bw) 1.05 Super League Show. 1.30 Six Nations Grandstand. 1.35 Live Six Nations Rugby Union; Italy v France. 3.50 Swimming. Times may vary. 5.15 Nick Baker's Rhinos. (R) (C) (S) Congo: On Location. (R) (C) (S) > The Natural World. (C) (S) Correspondent. (C) Richard Gere’s Buddhism; The actor’s spintual beliefs. (C) (S) Lffe of the Buddha: Everyman.: Documentary filmed in India and . Nepal, exploring the legend of Siddhartha Gautama. (C) (S), ; SAS Jun gle: Are You Tough Enough? In the last of the series, -


5.45 5.55 6.45 7.30


8.00 9.00


just four volunteers remain. As they are instructed to attack a n ; enemy camp in the heart of lh e ' Borneo jungle, Eddie Stone.arid' the experts make their selection; as to who will win. (C) (S) .■ / ■


24. Jack interrogates Nina. (C) (S) The X Files. Mulder stands trial tor murder. Last-ever episode. (C)


12.10 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. (R) (C) (S) 12.40 Double Take. Bafta-winning; satirical comedy. (R) .(C) (S) 1.10 Close. !


FIVE


; 6.00 Russell Grant's' Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 ' The Jesus Effect: Christianit/s Cultural Impact.


I (S) 6.50 Milkshakel; Naomi Meets Hi-5.6.55 Hl- ; 5. (S) 7.30 Make Way for Noddy. (R).(S) 8.00 i Bear in the Big Blue House. '(R) (S) 8.30 Rolie


■ Polie Olie. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.30 ; George Shrinks. 10.00 The Life and Times of ■ ' Grizzly Adams. (R) 11.00 Don't Blame the


: S' Koalas. (S) 11.30 Revelations. (S) 12.05 Root­ ed. (R) (S) 12.35 The Smash Hits Chart. (R) (S)


s j; . I.IOfive news update. (S).1.15 FILM: Whiskers 4 ;fe'(TVMi1996). Children's'fantasy; with Brent,


'A Carver. (T) (S) 2.50 Great Artists. (R) (T) 3.20


■■FILM: Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Night­ mare (TVM 1994). Thnller, with Robert Hays. (T) (S) 4.55 Dream Holiday Home. (R) (T) (S) 5.25 Dream Machine. (R) (T) (S) . ' . .. 5.55 ’ Fifth Gear. (R) (T) (S)


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.12.45 NHL Ice Hockey. (S) 4.00 NHL Ice Hock-;j!;f .


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SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Al: Artificial Intelligence, Sky Movies Premier 8.00pm.'Premiere.. Steven Spielberg’s moving sci-fi drama, chronicling the Journey of a robot child — one of the first to have the ability to feel emotion — as he strives to win the love of his human ’mother’ who abandoned him in favour of her own flesh and blood. Haley Joel. Osment, Jude .Law, William Hurt, Sam Robards and Frances O’Connor star.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


5.15 The Last Leprechaun (PG) , (1998) 7.00 The Stork Derby (PG) (TVM 2001) 8.35 US Top 10 9.00 My Dog Skip (U) (2000) 11.00 The Kid (PG) (2000) 12.50 The Stork Derby (PG) (TVM 2001) 2.30 Kid Cop (U) (1996) 4.05 My Dog Skip (U) (2000) 5.45 The Kid (PG) (2000) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 Al: Artificial Intelligence (12) (2001) 10.30 Coyote Ugly (12) (2000) 12.15 The Invisible Circus (15) (2001) 1.55 UK Top 10 2.20 The Claim (15) (2000) 4.25 Kid Cop (U) (1996)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.30 Troop Beverly Hills ' (PG) (1969) 8.15 Lathe of Heaven (PG) (2002) 9.55 Counter Strike (PG) (2002) 11.30 The Retrievers (U) (2001) 1.05 Troop Beverly Hills (PG) (1989) 3.05 Lathe of Heaven (PG) (2002) 4.45 Counter Strike (PG) (2002) 6.20. Crossfire Trail (PG) (2001) 8.00 Shanghai Noon (12) (2000) 10.00 Romeo Must Die (15)


(2000)


12.00 The City of Lost Souls (18) (2000) 1.50 Twin Warriors (15) (1993) 3J0 Mo’ Money (15) (1992)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.30 Movie News 6.00 Ride Lonesome (PG) (1956) 7.25 13 Ghosts (PG) (1959) 8.55 Stalag 17 ‘ (PG) (1953) 11.00 Ride Lonesome (PG) (1958) 12.30 13 Ghosts (PG) (1959) 2.00 Staiag 17 (PG) (1953) 4.00 Bom Yesterday (U) (1950) 6.00 Roman Holiday (U) (1953) 8.00 Wali Street (15) (1987) 10.10 Missing (15) (1982) 12.15 Tha French Connection (18) (1971) 2.05 French Connection 11 (18) (1975) 4.05 Eyes of a Stranger (16) (1981)


SKY ONE


5.10 Guilty! 6.00 StarTrek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Rescue Heroes. 7.30 Yu-Gi*Oh! 8.00 Transformers: Armada. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Stargate: Infinity. 9.30 The Simpsons. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Mutant X. 2.00 Staigate SG>1. 3.00 Star Trek: The


11.00 World Cup'Cricket Centre. 3.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 7.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 11.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 3.00


Close. EUROSPORT


' 7.30 Rally Driving. 8.00 Live Ski Jumping. From Planica, Slovenia. 10.45 Live Biathlon. From Khanty- Mansiysk. 12.00 Uve Cross-Country Skiing. From Falun, Sweden. 1.15 Live Speed Skating. The World Championships. 4.00 Ski Jumping. 5.15 British Eurosport News. 5.30 Cross-Country Skiing. 6.00 K1.7.00 Live Italian Football. AC Milan v Juventus. 9.30 British Eurosport News. 9.45 All Sports. 10.15 Yoz Magazine. 10.45 Extreme Sports. 12.45 Strongest Man.'1.45 British Eurosport News. 2.00 Close.


UK GOLD


Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: - The Next Generation. S.OO Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Buffy.4he,-. Vampire Slayer. 7.00 The Simpsons. '


8.00 Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 10.00 Uncut! The Villa. 11.00 Angel. 12.00 Fastlane. 1.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 2.45 Early Edition. 3.35 Largo. 4.25 It Shouldn’t be oh TV. 4.50 Cribs.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 The Full SP. 7.30 World- Wrestling Enterteinment: Classics. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Soccer AM.


5.05 The Bill. 6.00 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 6.30 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11^00 The New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Doctors. 12.40 Casualty. 1.40 Doctors. 2.20 Holby City. 3.30 Doctors. 4.10 Holby City. 5.20 * Doctors. 6.00 Holby City. 7.00 It Ain't


; .Half Hot ,. Mum;. • 7.40 -HI-De-HlI; 8.20 DInneriadies. 9.00 Only Fools


and Horses. 10.45 Jonathan Creek. 11.45 Absolutely Fabulous. 12.25 Doctor Who. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses. 4.35 Dlnnerladies.


LIVINGTV


5.00 Planet Parent. 5.30 Home Shopping. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Katie and Orble. 7.50 Oswald. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Busy Buses. 8.40 Busy Buses. 8.45 Umbuctoo. 8.50 Tlmbuctoo.


12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 World Sport Special. 6.00 Live Super League. London Broncos v Warrington Wolves (Kick-oH, 6.05pm). 8.00 Live Saturday RghI Night. Scott Harrison v Wayne McCullough. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 German Football. 2.30 World Wrestling Enlortainment; Smackdown. 4.30 German Football. 5.00 Squash.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics O2 Style. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Sport Special. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby. ACT Brumbies v Northern Bulls 10.30 Live Australian


Rugby League. Wests Tigers v Canberra Raiders. 12.30 Max Power. 1.30 US Golf. 3.30 The Surf Mag. 4.00 Australian Rugby League. 6.00 World Wide Rugby. 8.00 Live US Golf. Day three of the Bay Hill Invitational. 11.00 Squash. 12.00 Saturday Fight Night. 2.00 .Worid Wide Rugby. 4.00 Australian Rugby League.


SKY SPORTS 3


8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 The-MonteL Williams Show. 12.40 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.30 Crossing Over. 1.55 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 Crossing Over. 2.30 FILM: Double Platinum*. 4.10 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 Hollywood Raw. 4.50 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Hollywood Raw. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 According to . Jim. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Three Sisters. 7.55 Ewan McGregor: Revealed. 8.50 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Ghost Stories. 10.30 Ghost Stories.


' POTATO GNOCCHlI SAUCEa n !


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' break to this floating city. In between trying all the '


and took the water bus to se| bascilicas, palaces and piazzi


and the odd glass of prosecco J I t was while in the quieteii


around Cannaregio, we camel rant, with tables outside as it { had been visiting the MadonJ has several Tintorettos, as well buried there, and a Titian.f exhausted so hurried back to | the tables were full, but the jc table and two chairs which h| canal, in prime position.


11.00 Glamour


P h o t o g r a p h y : The Easy Guide to Fulfilling Your Sexual Fantasies. 11.30 Sex Toys: The Easy Guide’ to Fulfilling Your Fantasies. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 The Montel Williams Show. 1.40 FILM: Blind Faith. 3.25 Celebrity Extra. 3.30 The Golden Girls. 4.00 The Golden Girls. 4.30 Judge Judy.


GRANADA PLUS


5.00 The Upper Hand. 5.30 Plus on Plus. 6.00 Magnum, PI. 7.00 Faith In the Future. 7.30 Just for Laughs. 8.00 Catherine Cookson's Tlie Girl. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 Faith In the Future. 12.00 Magnum, PI. 1.00 Van der Valk. 2.00 The Sweeney. 3.00 Poirot. 4.00 FILM: The Return of Mike Hammer. 6.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 7.00 The Sweeney. 8.00 Strange But True. 8.30 FILM: Suspect. 11.00 Van der Valk. 12.00 The Equalizer. 1.00 Reckless. 2.00 Poirot 3.00 FILM: Suspect.


SCI-FI


9.00 seaQuest DSV. 11.00 The Chronicle. 12.00 FILM: Doonivays. 1.35 The Twilight Zone. 2.05 TTie Twilight Zone. 2.35 The Twilight Zone. 3.05 seaQuest DSV. 4.00 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.30 SFG. 6.00 Prey. 7.00 The Chronicle. 8.00 FILM: 1-Man. 10.00 FILM: Jacob's Ladder. 12.10 FILM: Nightmare on the 13th Floor. 1.45 Prey. 2.45 The Twiight Zone. 3.15 TTie Twilight Zone..


BBC THREE


7.00 Elton John's Millions. 8.00 Britain's Closest Encounter: Rendlesham. 9.00 Taken. 10.25


.Pure Taken.'11.25 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends. 12.15 Inside Taken. 12.45 Celebdaq. 1.15 This Is Dorn Joly. 1.45 Monkey Dust. 2.15 Elton John's Millions.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Coronation Street. 2.10 The Goal Rush. 4.30 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 5.05 The Goal Rush. 5.30 CD UK. 6.30 Blind Date Kiss and Tell. 7.30 Great Escapes. 8.00 Cruises from ‘ Hell. 9.00 FILM: The X Files.


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1 1 SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY 1 Moulin Rouge!, Sky Movies Premier, 8.40pm.


miake most 12-year-old boys’ lives a misery — a moody older sister, home­ work and embarrassing par­ ents — but has the added difficulty of his dad Michael (Cold Feet’s Robert Bath­ urst) leading the country.


CHANNEL 4 5.50 The Clangers. (R) (T) 6.00 The.


. Hoobs; (R) (T) 6.50 Blue’s Clues. (R) 7.15 The Investigators. (R) (T) 7.35 The Zack Files. (R) 8.05 Totally Spies!-(T) 8.30 City Guys. (R) 9.00 T4: Dirty Laundry. (R) 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.25 T4: As If. 1.00 T4: Star Bucks. 1.30 T4; The Salon: Reappointment. (T) 2.35 FILM: Little Women (1995). Drama, with Winona Ryder. (T) 4.40 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.35 Time Team. (T) Smallville: Superman the Early Years. Clark defies his parents' wishes. Tom Welling stars. (T) Channel 4 News. (T)


6.40


7.30 8.00


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, The Last Peasants. The final programme in the series com­ pares an illegal immigrant’s exis-; tence in Paris to-her sister's , improved lifestyle back home.fT).; The Spencers; Diana’s Dynasty. '. Chronicling the r is e ' Of the I Spencer family. Princess Diana's'; ambitiously aristoorafic clan for whom a royal wedding marked the fulfillment 'o f a /d re am .,


: ; Concludes tomorrow. (T) ■ ^ A ;


, P ’o.OO’^FILM: CopTCantl’(1997)?Thriller7^ starringlSylvpstef.Stallone'.CT)


12.00 So Solid Live: (T) 1.05 FILM: ,'School Daze (1988). Musical comedy,


‘ 'stamng Laurence Fishbume. (T) 3.05 Des'- Morceaux De Ma Femme. (R) 3.20 Lost. • ■4.50 .Vee-TV. (R) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T) i


10.35 10.50


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.45 F I : Malaysian Grand Piix Live. Jim Rosen­ thal introduces the second race of the season from the Sepang circuit in Kuala Lumpur. (T)'(S) 9.10 GMTV. 9.10 Diggin’ It. 10.05 Up on the Roof. 11.00 My Favourite Hymns.. (T) (S) 12.00 The Diocese of Truro. (T) 12.30 Wild Shots. 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weath­ er. (T) (S) 1.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.00 FI: Malaysian Grand Prix. (R) (T) (S) 4.15 Carry Qn Laughing. (T) (S) 4.45 Carol Vorderman’s Better Homes. (R) (T) 5.15 Granada News; Weather. (T) Remember When. Wish You Were Here...? (T) (S) r rv News; .Weather. (T) Barbara. The family brace them­ selves as Barbara’s 60th birthday draws near. Gwen Taylor stars. fO Coronation Street. It’s a tense time for Peter on the eve of his wedding to Lucy and Shelley’s sister’s funeral — can the love rat bring himself to let either of them down? Joe struggles to suppress his feelings for Karen and the police tell Gail they have released Richard’s body. {T){S) ■ Heartbeat. An informer tells the police that local hoodlums Vic Hawking and Len Dowd are plan-; ning to raid a shipment of gold bul-


5.30 6.00 6.30 7.00


7.30 8.00 9.00 10.05


. lion from Haworth Point— prompt-, ing,Shinerto set up an arhbush to - catch the would-be thieves. (T) (S)' William and Mary. New romantic drama series, starring Martin- Clunes and Julie Graham as lonely • hearts looking for love. Undertaker William Shawcross joins a dating agency in the hope of finding his ideal match, and is instantly attract­ ed to put-upon midwife. Mary, Gilcrest— but she’s less than keen to go on a date as she has her. hands full with a mother-to-be suf­ fering from a terminal illness. (T) (S) ■ Hardware. New comedy series'


Jollowing the trials and triumphs faced by the staff of Hamway’s Hardware, a traditional DIY store manned by best friends Mike and, Kenny, manager Rex and student' Steve. In the first instalment, a cus-.; tomer's suicide attempt convinces Mike he must try to be nicer to the; clientele. Martin Freeman and' Peter Serafinowicz star. (T) (S) :. ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) , Real Crime. Bereaved parents; discuss their tireless campaign; to bring to justice the criminal' who raped and murdered their daughter Joanna Parrish 13 years ago in France. (T) (S) Granada Weather. (T)


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F I : -M a la y s ia n Grand: P rix ' Highlights. The key action from ■; Sepang; (S) ITV News Headlines..


12.55 Crossroads. (R) (T) (S) 3.05 Trisha. (R) (T) (S) 4.00 World.Sport; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.25 ITV Nightsoreen. -


YORKSHIRE


12.30 Attitudel .1.55 Calendar News 5.15 - r Calendar.News 5.30 Walking the.Line ( ,,11.49 Local Weather 5 00 Jobfinder ’ -


An idealistic British gentleman heads for the decadent back streets of Paris, determined to play a part in the bohemian revolution — only to fall in love with a courtesan from the famous Moulin Rouge. However, a scheming duke has also set his heart on winning her


. affection, setting the scene for tragedy. Baz Luhrmann’s lavish musical spectacular, star­ ring Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman as the star crossed lovers, alongside Jim Broad- bent, Richard Roxburgh and Kylie Mincgue.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


6.00 Cops and Robbersons (PG) (1994) 7.45 Zoo Ball on Film 8.15 Danny the Champion of the World (PG) (1989) 10.00 Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (U) (2000) 11.25 Shrek (U) (2001) 1.00 Zoe Ball on Film 1.30 Cops and Robbersons (PG) (1994) 3.15 Danny (he Champion of the World (PG) (1969) 5.00 Zoe Bali on Film 5.30 Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (U) (2000) 7.00 Shrek (U) (2001) 8.40 Moulin Rougel (12) (2001) 10.50 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (12) (2000) 12.50 High Heels and Low Lifes (15) (2001) 2.20 Waking the Dead (15)


(2000) 4.20 Danny • the Champion of the World (PG) (1969) SKY MOVIES MAX


5.05 The Retrievers (U) (2001) 6.45 Death of a Doxy: A Nero Wolfe Mystery (PG)'(2001) 8.30 Lloyd (PG)


Summer (PG)


(2000) 10.05 One Crazy (1986) 11.45


Changing Hearts (PG) (2002) 1.30 Death of a Doxy: A Nero Wolfe Mystery (PG) (2001) 3.10 Lloyd (PG)


Summer (PG)


(2000) 4.35 One Crazy (1986) 6.15


Changing Hearts (PG) (2002) 8.00 Druids (15) (2001) 10.00 Bridge of


Dragons (18) (1999) 11.35 Princess Blade (18) (2001) 1.15The Enforcer (18) (1995) 3.05 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (15) (1992) 4.35 Lloyd (PQ) (2000)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.35 US Top 10 6.00 The Sound of Music (U) (1965) 8.55 UK.Top 10 9.25 Uforla (PG) (1980) 11.00 The Angels ' Wash Their Faces (PG) (1939) 12.30 The Last Train from'Madrid (U) (1937) 2.00 The Sound of Music (U) (1965) 5.00 My ' Fair Lady (U) (1964) 8.00 The Last Picture Show (15) (1971) 10.10 Dangerous' Liaisons (15) (1988) 12.15 Chinatown (15) (1974) 2.35 Get to Know Your Rabbit (15) ■ (1972) 4.15 Uforia (PG) (1980)


SKY ONE


5.00 Cnbs. 5.10 Star Trek:.The Next Generation. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Rescue Heroes. 7.30 Yu-GI*Oh! 6.00 Transformers: Armada. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Stargate: Infinity. 9.30 The Simpsons. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Afterburn: . 11.00. World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. 12.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 12.30 America's Dumbest Criminals.. 1.00 Relic Hunter. 2.00 StarTrek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. iS.OO .Enlerprise. 6.00 The Simpsons./ 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. 7.30 *nie Simpsons. Homer is arrested for drink'driving. 6.00 Dream Team. Ryan’s ■ career. Is • in; jeopardy. 9.00 Klrsty’s Home Videos. Amusing dlps.- 10.00 Mile High. A near miss creates chaos. ^ 11.00 ‘ Fear - .Factor, f Contestants '|oin:>; the ^ rat >; race!.


12.00 Extreme Sox. 1.00 Dream Team. 1.50 Mile High. 2.40 Early Edition. 3.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


- SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Spanish Football. 8.30 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 . Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 11.30 Goals on Sunday. 2.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday Football. Arsenal v Everton (Kick-off 4.05pm). 6.15 Live Scottish Cup Football.


Inverness Caledonian


Thistle V Celtic (Kick-off 6.15pm). 8.30 Uve Indy Car Racing, he Purex - Dial Indy 200. The second race of the 2003 season comes from Phoenix International Raceway. 10.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Velocity. 11.30 Football Special. 12.30 Scottish Cup Football. 1.30 Spanish Football. 3.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Max Power. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Saturday Rght Night. 2.30 US Golf. 5.30 Australian Rugby League. 7.30 Livo US Golf. Coverage of the final day of the-Bay Hill Invitational at the Bay Hill Club and .


Lodge In Orlando. 11.00 Speedway.


12.00 Australian Rugby League. 2.00 Indy Car Racing. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 World Cup Cnckel Breakfast. 6.00 Live Worid Cup Cncket. The final. 4.00 World Cup Cncket. 7.00 ' Worid Cup Cricket Centro. As the 2003 tgumament draws to a close, the usual suspects gather once again to review the final. 11.00 Worid Cup Cricket Centre. Tournament review. 3.00Close.


EUROSPORT


: 7.30 All Sports. 8.00 Live Ski Jumping. From Planica, Slovenia., .. 10.45 Live Biathlon.. From Khanty--


' Mansiysk. 12.00 Strongest Man. 1.00 Uve Italian Football. Parma v Lazio (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.00 K1. 5.00 Ski Jumping.' 6.45 British Eurosport News. 7.00 Live Italian. Football.: Udinese v Inter Milan (Kick-off


- 7.30pm). James Richardson ' Introduces, coverage of the Serie A


Pomdge. 9.00 Dalzlel and Pascoe. 11.15 Sharpe. 12.55 Beast. 1.30 Lee Evans: So What Now? 2.00 Pomdge. 2.35 Dalziel and Pascoe. 4.25 Dallas.


LIVINGTV


5.00 Judge Judy. 5.25 Celebrity Extra. 5.30 Home Shopping. 6.00 Home - Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Katie and Orble. 7.50 Oswald. 8.05 Barney and Fnends. 8.35 Busy Buses. 8.40 Busy Buses. 8.45 Timbuctoo. 8.50 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Fnends. 9.25 HI-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 FILM: The Princess and the Marine. 12.40 Celebnty Extra. 1.00 Crossing Over. 1.30 Crossing Over. 2.00 Charmed. 2.55 Ewan McGregor Revealed. 3.50 Celebnty Extra. 4.00 According to Jim. 4.30 Celebnty Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Hollywood's Magic Night: Oscar's Preview. 6.55 Celebnty Extra. 7.00 Shania Twain: Behind the Music. 8.00 Ricki Lake. 8.50 Celebnty Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted Almost Uve: The Best Bits! 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 Colebnty Extra. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.15 Beyond with James .Van Praagh. 1.40 FILM: Rowers for Algernon. 3.25 Celebrity Extra. 3.30 The Golden Girls. 4.00 The Golden Girls. 4.30 Judge Judy.


GRANADA PLUS


5.30 Faith in the Future.. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Not on Your Nellie. 9.00 Peny Mason. 11.00 The Professionals. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 Hart to Hart 2.00 Peak Practice. 3.00 RLM: Lethal Intent. 5.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 6.00 Perry Mason. 8.00 Pie in Uie Sky. 9.00 FILM: Lethal Intent. . 11.00 The Professionals. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard.' 1.00 Hart to Hart. 2.00


' Hazzard in Hollywood. 4.00 The Dukes of Hazzard.


SCI-FI


' match at the Friuli stadium. Commentary by Dave Farrar and ■ Bryan Hamilton. 9.30 CART. 11.30 British' Eurosport News. 11.45 Car


‘ Racing. 12.45 NASCAR. 1.45 British ^ Eurosport Nsws. 2.00 Close. ^


UK GOLD


/ 5.05 Dallas. 6.00 It Ain’t Half Hot,:. Mum. 6.30 Doctor Who. .9.00


: ;Charlle’8 Angels: 10.00 .Quantum .Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap.:12.00


'.The Bill. 1.00 Bergerac. 2.00The Bill.' i 3.00 Lovejoy. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00 The


f.N Bill.\6.00 Dangerfield. 7.00 It'Ain't j^Half Hot,-:Mum. 7.40 Hi-De-Hil 8.20


9.00 Farscape. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 FILM: Village ' of the Giants. 1.30 SFG. 2.00 FILM: 1-Man. 4.00 FILM: Countdown: The Sky's on Rre. 5.45 Glimpse. 6.00 Special Unit 2.7.00 Witchblade. 8.00 The Lone Gunmen. 9.00 The Dead Zone. 10.00 RLM: No Escape. 12.10 Millennium. 1.10 Good v Evil. 2.10 RLM: No Escape. 4.20 SFG. S.OO • Close.- -


-N BBC THREE


7.00- Liquid News. 7.00 Celebdaq Dally Update. . 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet


- of Crisps. 9.30 Body Hits. 10.00 Paul and Pauline Calf’s Cheese and Ham


‘ Sandwich. 10.30 Brain Candy. 10.45 '24. 11.25 .Pure’:24.' 12.00 Liquid News.T 2.00 Ceiebdaq Daily Update:


12.55 Two Pints - of ^ Lager. and a Packet of Crisps. ’1.25 Body Hits;


1.55 Prams, Parenting and PartyingJ ; 2.55 Uquid Assets. 3.55 Close.:^^f^i.'


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