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5.05 5.15 5.20


6.00 CBBC: Rotten Ralph. (R) (C) (S) 6.10 Albert the Fifth Musketeer. (R) (C) 6.35 Chucklewood Critters. (R) (C) .(S) 7.00 Smurfs’ Adventures. (R) (C) 7.20 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 7.50 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 8.10 Yvon of the Yukon. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 The Wild Thom- berrys. (C) (S) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Six Nations Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider and John Inverdale. 1.10 Six Nations Rugby Union Preview. 2.20 Live Six Nations Rugby Union. Italy v Ireland (Kick-off 2.30pm). (C) 4.45 Final Score. The afternoon’s results across England and Scotland. BBC News; Weather. (C) Regional News; Weather. Six Nations Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider. 5.25 Live Six Nations Rugby Union. Wales v England (Kick­ off 5.30pm). One week after their encounter with France at Twicken­ ham, Clive Woodward’s team face Steve Hansen’s Welsh at the Millen­ nium Stadium in the first of their two tournament games on the road. (C) The Nat ional Lottery: b


7.35 8.10 J et Set. 9.00 10.00


Eamonn Holmes introduces the qujz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a round-the-world trip. (C) Casualty. Part two. Sheila reports her abusive husband to the'police when it becomes clear that her beloved son has followed in his violent footsteps. Simon gives Jane an ultimatum and Colette admits she’s pregnant. (C) (S) Murder in Mind. A woman is found dead in her bed by police who believe she committed suicide — until the pathologist’s report proves otherwise and the inquest becomes a murder inquiry. Diana Rigg stars. (C) (S) BBC News at Ten O’c lo c k ; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.


10.20 Pa rk inson. In the first of a new series, Michael welcomes George Clooney, land-mine campaigner, model and businesswoman Heather


Mills McCartney, and Dawn French. With music by Simply Red. (C) (S)


11.20 FILM: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996). , , Two criminals take a preacher and his > children hostage, and seek refuge in , a bar— which turns out to be inhabit-'


■ ed by vampires. Horror, with George1 Clooney; (C) (S) Weatherview.


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1.05 They Think It’s All Over. (R) (C) (S) 1.35 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 2.05 Patrick Kielty Almost Live. (R) (C) (S) 2.40 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 3.10 BBC News 24.


TVs, videos J L and hi-fis contact the specialist... SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22ND


PICK OF THE DAY


Stand Up America, BBC2, 10.25pm. Mark Lamarr investigates the history of American stand-up comedy in this fascinating new series. The first episode concentrates on the 1940s and 1950s when the popu­ larity of vaudeville and slapstick was on the wane, while that of people simply telling jokes into a micro­ phone was on the up. It was also the era when the emergence of television meant performers could reach a wider audience


BBC2


6.00 Weekend 24. 9.05 Hardtalk. 9.30 Profile. (R) (C) (S) 10.00 Saturday


Kitchen. (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 Afoot Again in the Past. (R) (C) (S) 1.00 Full Circle with Michael Palin. (R) (C) (S) 1.50 Full Circle with Michael Palin. (R) (C) (S) 2.40 Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 3.10 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) (S) 4.00 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case of the Heartbroken Bride (TVM r 1992). Mystery, with Raymond Bum (C) (S) r 5.30 What the Papers Say. The week's major stories. (C) (S)


5.40 That Was The Great War That Was. The making of 1964 series The Great War. (C) (S)


6.20 The Great War. Re-run of the ground-breaking


1964 documentary series. (R) (C) (S)


7.00 Lost Highway: The Story of Country Music. New series. The roots of country music. (C) (S)


8.00 The Artist’s Studio: Titian. The Renaissance artist's life. (C) (S)


9.00 Taken. Jacob Clarke's daughter is targeted for abduction. (C) (S)


10.25 Stand Up America. New series celebrating USA comedians. (C)


11.05 Live Floor Show. With Dave Ful­ ton and Simon Munnery. (C) (S)


12.05 FILM: G:MT (1999). Premiere. Drama, with Ben Waters. (S) 1.55 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake!; Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (S) 8.30 Beyblade. (S) 8.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (S) 9.30 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 10.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 10.30 Beast Wars. (S) 11.00 The Adventures of Sinbad. (S) 11.55 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. (R) (S) 12.50 Popular. (R) (T) (S) 1.45 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) (S) 2.15 Cleopatra 2525. (R) (S) 2.40 The Smash Hits Chart. (S) 3.10 Home and Away. (T) (S)


5.15


6.55 7.45


8.35 9.00 9.55


FILM: The Love Bug (TVM 1997). Remake, of the slapstick Disney


; comedy. John Hannah stars. (T) (S) Charmed. The Angel of Destiny offers the sisters a chance. Last in series. (T) Dark Angel. The escapees from Manticore face death. (T) (S) five news and sport. (T) (S) CSI: Miami. A political family come under investigation. (T) (S) Law and Order. A child is given a fatal infection; (T) (S) five news late.


10.55 FILM: Black Sea 213 (1998). A pho^f i ’ wriK-tographer-falls.foul p'fjfa sadistic^ • weapons trader— but help Is on hand ' ;


: . < * in the shapely forms of the’world's i 'se x ie s t mercenary group. Erotic *


1 '■ , drama, with Timothy Bottoms. (T) (S) U 12.30 FILM: Jailbreak (1997). Adventure, star­ ring Ally Sheedy. (T) (S) 2.10 FILM: Childhood Sweethearts? (TVM 1997) Drama, starring Melissa Gilbert. (T) (S) 3.40 Melrose Place.


. (R) (S) 4.25 First Wave. (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


ITV1


than ever before. The show looks at the career of one of America’s most enduringly comics — Bob Hope, who will be 100 in May.


CHANNEL 4


5.55 Insektors. (R) 6.05 The Hoobsi (R) (T) 6.30 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Skiing on


4. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Sport Talk. 11.00 Ski­ ing on 4. (T) 12.30 Friends. (R) (T) 1.00 Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 Channel 4 attheraces from Kempton Park and Lingfield. Races at 1.40, 1.55, 2.10, 2.25, 3.00 and 3.35. (T) 4.00 Brookside. Jimmy is confused. (T) 5.30 River Cottage Forever. (R) (T) 6.00 ' A Place in France. The pair's renovation plans hit a snag. (R) •


6.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 6.45 America on T r ia l. Debate on American foreign policy. (T)


8.00 The West Wing. A prosecutor investigates the President. (T) -


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9.00 ;FILM : The B achelor (1999):'" Premiere. Romantic comedy,' • •, starring Chris O’Donnell.'(T)' '


10.55 Jackass. First in an evening of programmes celebrating the release of Jackass: The Movie. (R)


11.25 Jackass: The Making of the Movie. Behind the scenes. (T)


11.50 Jackass Backyard BBQ Special. With celebrity guests. (T)


12.20 Jackass. (R) 12.50 Jackass: Mak­ ing the Video with Andrew WK. (T) 1.10 V


Graham Norton: Look Back. 2.10Tum the World Down. (R) (T) 2.35 FILM: The Match (1999). Premiere. (T) 4.10 Home. (R) (T) 4.20 For Your Love. (R) 4.45 For Your Love. (R) 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 Rockabye Bubble. 6.15 Horace and Oupa- gogo: Oooberry Buddies. 6.20 Cubeez. 6.40 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 7.05 Diggin’ It. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (T) (S),1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather. (T)1.10 On the Ball. (T) (S) 2.00 Who Wants To Be a Mil­ lionaire? (R) (T) (S) 3.10 Nash Bridges. (7) 4.05 The Goal Rush.'Up-to-the-minute football results service, complete with news of goals as they go in. (T) 5.10 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.25 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.40 Blind Date. Cilia plays Cupid to more bright young things search­ ing for fun, romance and a. turn in the limelight, and discovers how last week’s couples fared on their dates in Prague and Cyprus. (T)


6.40 New You’ve Been Framedl Lisa Riley presents another rib-tickling home-video selection, including the UK’s dottiest dads, camping calamities and misbehaving mutts whose clips earned them a place in the doghouse. (T) (S)


7.10 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Recent BritAward-win-


, ner Tom Jones joins the lads live in the studio to perform his new sin­ gle Black Betty, while features include Jim Didn’t Fix It For Me, Win the Ads and What’s Next? There’s also another undercover prank with two new characters. (T)


8.10 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? . hris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering those 15 questions which could change their life. (T) (S)


9.15 Stars in Their Eyes: Soap Stars Special. Davina McCall presents as The Bill’s Bernie Nolan, Emmerdale’s Deena Payne, Antony Audenshaw and Sammy Winward, Coronation Street veter­


an Bill Roache and Night and Day


• stalwart Lesley Joseph walk through those immortal portals as Anastacia, Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Christina Aguilera, Perry Como and Ethel Merman. (T) (S)


10.15 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 10.29 Granada Weather. (T) 10.30 The P rem iership . Desmond Lynam presents the pick of the action from this afternoon’s top­ flight games — including Bolton Wanderers v Manchester United and Manchester City v Arsenal. (T)


12.00 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. (R) (T) (S) 12.30 FILM: The Fifth Element (1997). A 23rd-century New York cab dri­ ver’s life is turned upside-down by a mys-


. terious woman who quite literally drops into his taxi. Stylish sci-fi thriller, starring Bruce Willis; (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.35 CD UK. (R) (T) (S) 3.25 Dial-a-Date. (R) (T) (S) 3.50 Entertainment Now; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines. 4.20 Cybernet. (R) (T) 4.45 Get Stuffed. (R) (T) (S) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen.


" YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News; Weather 5.10 Calen­ dar News and Sport 10.29 Local Weather


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 TV Mail. (C) (S) 11.30 Coun- tryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 FILM: K-9 (1989). An obsessive hard-bit- ’


ten cop is partnered with a lovable Alsatian who soon gives him a run for his money. Fast- moving comedy, starring James Belushi, Mel Harris and Ed O'Neill. (C) (S) 2.30 EastEn- ders. (C) (S) 4.25 Variety Club Awards. (C) (S) 5.15 BBC News; Weather. (C) Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. Pam Rhodes visits Chicago in the second of two pro­ grammes from America and the Rev Jesse Jackson explains why music plays a big part in his faith. (C) (S) Last of the Summer Wine. Barry tires of golf and looks for a new hobby, so Billy suggests he try an archery course. Long-running come­ dy series, starring Mike Grady. (C) (S) Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and Lars Tharp return to Dunrobin Castle in the Scottish Highlands, where they view a selection of unseen treasures from previous Roadshows, including jewellery, silver and porcelain and a collection of Star Wars memorabilia. (C) (S) Holiday Swaps. Two couples who are outdoor enthusiasts swap th e ir . activity break in Spain for a more sedate holiday, touring Nashville in a motor home. Last in series. (C) (S) Down to Earth. Life without Brian forces Faith to consider selling Sil- verdale, but the children disagree — and finding a buyer proves more of a challenge than she first thought. (C) The British Academy Film Awards. Stephen Fry hosts the star-studded


5.35 5.40


6.15 6.45 7.30 8.00 9.00


Bafta awards ceremony from the ; Odeon, Leicester Square, with guest presenters including Michael Dou- 1 glas, Ian McKellen and Paul Bettany.. Continues after the news. (C) (S)


10.00 BBC News a t Ten O’c lo c k ; Weather.(C) The British Academy Film Awards. Concluded. (C) (S)


10.15 *


'11:15, FILM: Up ’n’ Under(1998). An aero-v ' bics instructor takes on the challenge " 'T . 'i of turning a bunch of lazy rio-hopers !|


> . ■ * i ■ into a winning rugby team.' Comedy, ' ' • .».-starring Samantha Janiis’and Neil.) I ,


. Morrissey; (C) (S) Weatherview.


12.55 FILM: Cany On Don’t Lose Your Head (1966). Send-up of the Scarlet Pimpernel, with Kenneth Williams. (C) 2.25 BBC News 24.


] PICK OF THE DAY


Cold Feet, ITV1 Granada, 9pm. It’s here at last — the final series of Cold Feet.' During the past five years, fans just haven’t been able to get enough of Adam, Rachel, Peter, David, Karen and, before she left for New York, Jenny. Those in the know claim this fifth series will tie up all the loose plot ends, and regu­ lars will be pleased to note that Fay Ripley returns for a special guest appear­ ance in the last episode. Regular viewers will no


BBC2


7.00 CBBC: Arthur. (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.35 Yvon of the Yukon. (R) (C) (S) 8.00 Smile. (C) (S) 10.35 Galidon


- Defenders of the Outer Dimension. (C) (S) 11.00 BBC Three Highlights: Liquid Assets. (R) (C) (S) 12.00 BBC Three Highlights: Celebdaq. 12.30 BBC Three Highlights: Dreamspaces. (C) (S) 1.00 The Super League Show. 1.30 Six Nations Grandstand. 1.35 Live Six Nations Rugby Union. 3.50 Badminton. 4.50 Athletics. Times may vary. 5.15 Congo’s Secret Chimps. (R) (C) 5.45 Wild Scotland. Pine martens. (C) 5.55 The Natural World. A man appar­ ently eaten by a crocodile. (C) (S)


6.45 Some Mothers Do 'Ave ’Em. Frank visits Betty in hospital. (R)


7.15 Correspondent. (C) 8.00 Car Junkies. New series. Con­ gestion on Britain’s roads. (C) (S)


9.00 SAS Jungle: Are You Tough Enough? An endurance exercise through thick jungle. (C) (S)


10.00 24. Kim has worries (C) (S) 10.45 The X Files. Reyes turns to the Lone Gunmen for help. (C) (S) '


11.25 Johnny Vaughan TonighL Satir­ ical look at recent events. (S)


11.55 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. With comedian Rich Hall. (R) (C)


12.25 FILM: The Brady Bunch Movie (1995). Comedy, stamng Shelley Long. (C) (S) 1.50 Close.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.,


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 The Jesus Effect: Christianity’s Cultural Impact. (S) 6.55 Milkshakel; Hi-5. 7.30 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (S) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.30 George Shrinks. (S) 10.00 The Life


and Times of Grizzly Adams. (R) 11.00 Don't Blame the Koalas. (S )-11.30 Revelations. (S) 12.00 Rooted. (R) (S) 12.35 The Smash Hits Chart. (R) (S) 1.05 five news update. (S) 1.15 FILM: Grizzly Mountain (1997). Children’s


adventure, starring Dan Haggerty. (T) (S) 3.05 Great Artists. (R) (T) (S) 3.35 FILM: Monte Walsh (1970). Western, with Lee Marvin. (T) 5.25 Dream Holiday Home. An apartment in unspoiled Tuscany. (R) (T) (S)


6.00 five news and sport; (T) (S) . 6.20' rF ILM : tTKree”iNinjas’-'Kick4Back 994)- Thelyduthful rriartial.';afts“


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8.00 ; Ultimate Spy Planes. Intelligence­ gathering aircraft; (T) (S) five news. :


9.00 ^ FILM:-Lethal.Weapon3 (1992)~Mel feyp®',?Gibson ‘andlDanny.GloveL retum'as W ^ tH e 'm ism a tc h e d cdpsfthis time track-3 '


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E S S i r in g ’Joe.Rescif (Tf(S) JwQiews' tateSl, 11.25 World’s Wildest Police Videos. (T)


12.20 Live NHLTce Hockey. Dallas Stars at Chicago Blackhawks. (S) 3.30 NHL Ice Hock­ ey Replay. (R) (S) 4.30 Motocross. (R) (S) 1 -


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CHANNEL 4


5.50 Ivor the Engine. (R) 5.55 The Magic Roundabout. (R) 6.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.25 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6 .50 Blue’s Clues. (R) (T) 7.15 The Investigators. (R) (T) 7.35 The Zack Files. (R) (T) 8.05 Total­ ly Spies! (T) 8.30 City Guys. (R) (T) 9.00 T4: Wannabes. (R) (T) 9.25 T4: Popworld. 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.30 T4: Daw­ son’s Creek. (T) 1.25 T4: The Salon: Reappointment. (T) 2.30 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 3.00 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 3.40 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 4.05 T4: Friends. Rachel’s sister joins the gang for Thanksgiving. (R) (T) 4.35 Stargate SG-1. (T ) ,


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5.30 Time Team. A visit to Athelney, (T) Alias. Jack uncovers the mole's identity. Last in series. (T) Channel 4 News. (T) Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top­ ical comedy, with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune. (T) Without Prejudice? Game show, with LizaTarbuck. Last in series.


6.30


7.30 8.00 9.00


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3? FILM: I Still Know. What You Did J ' t Last Summer (1998).;Premiere'3


^ S f f ia n d .p re d d ie RrhizefJmf(T) 11.50 Buried. Troubled female officer ; DD has to face counselling. (R)


12.55 Undercover Cops. (R) (T) 1.55 The Real Cracker. (R)# (T) 2.50 Animal Cops. (R) 3.45 Amenca on Trial. (R) 4.55 Unre- ‘ ported World. (R) 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 The Sunday Programme. 7.45 Diggin’ It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 The Premier- ■ ship. (R) (T) 10.30 CITV: Miffy and Friends. (T) (S) 10.35 Tractor Tom. (T) (S) 10.50 Engie Benjy. (R) (T) 11.00 The Diocese of Truro. (T) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.3 0 Remember When. 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weather. (T) (S) 1.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.00 Soccer Sunday. 2.30 Th at’s Esther. (T) (S) 3 .00 Carry On Laughing. (S) 3.10 FILM: The Far Country (1954). Western, with James Stewart. 5.00 Carol Vorderman’s Better Homes. Designers George Bond and John Amabile help neighbours in Preston transform a kitchen into a spacious dining area. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.45 Wild Shots. Nick Gordon talks to wildlife film-maker John Robertson.


6.15 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.30 Wish You Were H ere...? Ruth England takes a railway tour from Los Angeles to Sacramento, Rho- dri Owen enjoys a city break in Buenos Aires and Mark Little cele­ brates Christmas in Medway. (T)


7.00 Barbara. New run of the popular comedy series. Barbara and Ted set off on a second honeymoon to Scatborough in celebration of their 40th wedding anniversary. Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly star. (T)


7.30 Coronat io n S tre e t . Ade tells Sarah the police have made a dis- ■ covery which could clear his name,


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and when Audrey hears the news, she can’t believe it — is the truth going to come out at last? (T) (S)


8.00 - The Royal. News that the hospital risks the threat of closure devas-


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tates Mr Middleditch, but help comes in the unlikely form of a solicitor impaled on some glass. Julian Ovenden stars. (T) (S)


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9.00 .ColdFeeLThegangretumforthe fifth and final series of the ever- popular comedy drama. Having tied the knot in Australia, newly­ weds Pete and Jo return to the UK — but their wedded bliss is soon disrupted by the arrival of Pete’s mother Audrey, who invites herself to live with the couple. (T) (S) ,


10.35 The All-New Harry Hill Show. An off-the-wall report featuring


, Michael Jackson interviewer Mar­ tin Bashir's latest scoop. (T) (S)


11.05 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.20 John - Meets Paul: . A Mediterranean Journey. Retrac­ ing the journey of St Paul. (T)


11.49 Granada Weather. (T) v


11.50 Faith and Music. (R) (T)12.20 n- n Crossroads; (R) (T) (S) ITV News ; • Headlines. 2.25 Trisha. (R) (T) (S) : 3.20 Ghost Stories. (R) (T) 3.45 f ' World Sport; (R) (S) ITV News


i '■ ■ Headlines. 4.10 ITV Nightscreen. YORKSHIRE


12.30 Back to the Front 1.55 Calendar News; Weather 2.00 Goals on Sunday 5.30 Calendar News and Sport 5.45 Walk­ in g the Line. A walk through the city of Lin- ' ' -coin: 11.49 Local Weather5.00 Jobfinder


Branches in Barnoldswick, Burnley, Padiham, Clitheroe, Nelson & Earby


Ruth’s ladder


THE world of buying, selling and renfing houses has proved a great career move for 20-year-old Ruth Nut­ ter, of Clitheroe. Ruth has been working


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


The Parole Officer, Sky Movies Premier, 8.00pm. Premiere. Steve Coogan takes a botched bank heist as the inspiration for his debut film. Hapless parole officer Simon Gar­ den (Coogan) sees corrupt cop Dl Burton (Steven Dillane) murder his partner. In his panic, Garden goes on the run and drops his wallet, which Burton uses to frame him. When the events are caught on CCTV, Burton gets the video and locks it in a bank vault. To clear his name, Garden contacts three ex-crims to help him rob the bank.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


6.00 Kid Cop (U) (1996) 7.35 Legend of the Lost Tomb (PG) (1997) 9.15 The Wedding Planner (PG) (2001) 11.00 Home Alone (PG) (1991) 12.45 Kid Cop (U) (1996) 2.25 The Wedding Planner (PG) (2001) 4.10 Home Alone (PG). (1991) 5.55 Legend of the Lost Tomb (PG) (1997) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 The Parole Officer (12) (2001) 9.45 Road Trip: Unseen and Explicit (15) (2000) 11.25 The Parole Officer (12) (2001) 1.05 Stir of Echoes (15) (1999) 2.50 The Next Best Thing (12) (2000) 4.45 Legend of the Lost Tomb (PG) (1997) Adventure.


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.15 Lathe of Heaven (PG) (2002) 8.00 Danielle Steel’s The Ring (PG) (1996) 9.30 The Angel Doll (PG) (2000) 11.10 Wind (PG) (1992) 1.20 Lathe of Heaven (PG) (2002) 3.00 Danielle Steel's The Ring (PG) (1996) 4.30 The Angel Doll (PG) (2000) 6.05 Wind (PG) (1992) 8.15 Gale Force (15) (2002) 10.00 Freddy Got Fingered (18) (2001) Comedy, with Tom Green. 11.30 Whipped (18) (2000) 1.00 Firestarter: Rekindled (15) (2002) 2.35 Satan’s School for Girls (15) (2000) 4.10 Lathe of Heaven (PG) (2002)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.10 Movie News 6.00 The Angels Wash Their Faces (PG) (1939) 7.30 Kid Galahad (PG) (1937) 9.15 Them!


(PG) (1954) 11.00


Soderbergh on Solaris 11.25 The Blue Max (PG) (1966) 2.00 The Angels Wash Their Faces (PG) (1939) 3.40 Them! (PG) (1954) 5.25 The Blue Max (PG) (1966) 8.00 A Stranger Among Us (15) (1992) 10.00 Body Snatchers (15) (1993) 11.35 Mr Baseball (15) (1992) 1.30 Pink Floyd: The Wall (15) (1982) 3.10 Urghl A Music War (12) (1981)


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Stargate: Infinity. 7.30 Stargate: Infinity. 8.00 Stargate: Infinity. 8.30 Stargate: Infinity. 9.00 Stargate: Infinity. 9.30


The Simpsons. 10.00 World Wrestling


Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling


Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Stargate SG-1. 2.00 Stargate SG-1. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 10.00 Uncutl Reps in Ibiza. 11.00 Angel. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 1.50 Uncutl Reps in Ibiza. 2.40 Boot Camp. 3.30 Time Gentlemen


Please. 3.55 Time Gentlemen Please. 4.20 Time Gentlemen Please. 4.45 Time Gentlemen Please. Comedy.


SKY SPORTS 1


8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Live Football Special. Everton v Southampton: 2.30 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live Scottish Cup Football. 8.00 Football Special. 8.30 Live Spanish Football. 10.30 Live


■Saturday Fight Night. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment. 2.00 Football Special. 2.30 Spanish Football. 4.30 Football Special. 5.00 German Football. 5.30 Live European Golf. The Malaysian Open.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Big Fight Countdown. 7.00 The Full SP. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Sport Special. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby. 10.30 Moto Plus. 11.00 Big Fight Countdown. 12.00 US Goff. 3.00 European Golf. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.00 Live US Golf. 11.00 World Wide Rugby. 1.00 Super League. 3.00 US Golf.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 World Cup Cricket Breakfast. 8.00 Live World Cup Cricket. 12.00 Live World Cup Cricket. England v Pakistan. 8.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 11.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 2.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Ski Jumping. 8.30 Live Cross Country Skiing. From Val di Fiemme, Italy. 9.30 Live Alpine Skiing. The women’s downhill from Sierra Nevada. 11.00 Live Alpine Skiing. 12.30 Live Biathlon. 2.15 Ski Jumping. 3.00 Luge. 4.00 Live Bobsleigh. T5.00 Live Ski Jumping. 6.30 British Eurosport News. 6.45 Cars on Ice. 7.15 Test Drive. 7.30 Live Italian Football. AC Milan v Torino (Klck-ott 7.30pm). 9.30 Futsal. 11.00 British Eurosport News. 11.15 Sailing. 12.15 Women's Tennis. 1.45 British Eurosport News. 2.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 The Bill. 6.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Doctors. 12.40 Casualty. 1.40 Doctors. 2.20 Holby City. 3.30 Doctors. 4.10 Holby City. 5.20 Doctors. 6.00 Holby City. 7.00 As Time Goes By. 7.35 Are You Being Served? 8.10 One Foot in the Grave. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.45 Jonathan Creek. 12.00 Absolutely Fabulous. 12.35 Absolutely Fabulous. 1.10 Doctor Who. 2.50 Only Fools and Horses. 4.30 Dallas.


LIVINGTV


5.00 Planet Parent. 5.30 Home Shopping. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Tiny and


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a t Ribble Valley Estate agent, Honeywell for the past two years and she has made an excellent impression all round. So much so, in fact, that her training provider, Pendle Training, is putting her forward as a shining example to other budding apprentices at the Jobs Night event being held tonight. Ruth left Ribblesdale


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Crew. 7.20 Katie and Orbie. 7.50 Busy Buses. 7.55 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 The Wheels on the Bus. Tlmbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 HI-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 Ricki Lake. 12.40 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.30 Crossing Over. 1.55 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 Sixth Sense. 2.30 FILM: Children of My Heart. 4.30 Hollywood Star Treatment. 5.00 Hollywood Star Treatment. 5.30 Jennifer Aniston: Style Star. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.25 Celebrity Extra. 7.35 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 8.05 Beyond. 8.30 Crossing Over. 9.00 Charmed. 9.55 The Shining. 10.55 Hollywood Raw. 11.25 Hollywood Raw. 11.55 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 Ricki Lake. 1.40 FILM: Lucky Girl. 3.25 Celebrity Extra. 3.30 The Golden Girls. 4.00 The Golden Girls. 4.30 Judge Judy.


GRANADA PLUS


5.00 Sykes. 5.30 Plus on Plus. 6.00 Magnum, PI. 7.00 Faith in the Future. 7.30 Watching. 8.00 Catherine Cookson's The Moth. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 Faith in the Future. 12.00 Magnum, PI. 1.00 Van der Valk. 2.00 The Sweeney. 3.00 Poirot. 4.00 Harry O. 5.00 The Professionals. 6.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 7.00 The Sweeney. 6.00 Poirot. 9.00 FILM: The Fourth Protocol. 11.00 Van der Valk. 12.00 Professionals. 1.00 Equalizer. 2.00 Poirot. 3.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 4.00 Strange But True. 4.30 Catherine Cookson’s The


Moth. SCI-FI


9.00 Earth 2.10.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 11.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 12.00 FILM: The Terromauts. 1.30 The Twilight Zone. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight


Zone. 3.00 seaQuest DSV. 4.00 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.30 SFG. 6.00 Now and Again. 7.00 Space: Above and Beyond. 8.00 FILM: The 'Burbs. 10.00 FILM: Universal Soldier II: Brothers In Arms. 11.45 FILM: Ufeforce. 1.40 Darkroom. 2.40 The Twilight Zone. 3.10 The Twilight Zone. 3.40 Lexx. 4.40 Glimpse. 5.00 Close.


BBC THREE


7.00 Celebdaq. 7.30 Liquid Profiles. 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 The Robbie Williams Show. 10.25 Taken. 11.50 Fatboy Slim: Musical Hooligan. 12.50 This is Dom Joly. 1.20 Monkey Dust. 1.50 Leaving -You: Survivor’s Guide. 2.45 Liquid Assets. 3.45 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Coronation Street 2.10 The Goal Rush. 4.05 Northern Exposure.


High School in 1998 and, after developing an interest in English and history, decided to go on to study for A-levels at Blackburn College. After taking a well- earned year out, she spent time travelling before look­ ing for her first proper job: "I wasn't really sure


administration assistant at Honeywell, the estate agent and chartered surveyors in Clitheroe and Whalley. The company deals with all c| aspects of buying, selling r| and renting property in the *1 Ribble Valley. It is a role '■ that Ruth thoroughly enjoys and includes lots of office tasks, such as dealing 'I with customers, writing c| property details, arranging viewings and market c|


which direction to take, but I was keen to get some work experience in a rep­ utable company" said Ruth. She found a job as an


Railway op<


warning to THE country’s new rail el network operator is warn- J ing Ribble Valley young- t| sters to stay away from train tracks and not treat


them as playgrounds dur- , ing next week’s half term holiday.


West Route Crime Manag- ' er, Ms Sam Coppin, said fl efforts to highlight the dan- s| gers of tracks had already


Network Rail’s North c 'I


seen some success. Howev- ,| er, she added that the inci­ dent rate was still “far too high”. “For instance, the amount of trespassing reports within the North West hotspots is shocking­ ly high, there were no less than 97 incidents in the last month,” said Ms Cop- J pin.


, “We need to work with J SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Swordfish, Sky Movies Premier, 8.35pm. Gabriel Shear (John Travolta) is a techno­ terrorist waging a campaign against anybody who dares to threaten America. Every time the cops try to arrest Shear and his cronies, they evade capture. To finance his covert activities, he plans a 9.5 billion dollar bank robbery and hires computer hacker Stanley Jobson (Hugh Jackman), who is recently out of prison. If Stanley agrees to help with the heist, he will be allowed to regain custody of his daughter - saying no is not an option.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


6.25 Herbie Rides Again (U) (1974) 8.25 Titan AE (PG) (2000) 10.25 The Kid (PG) (2000) 12.25 Merlin: The Return (PG) (2000) 2.00 Herbie Rides Again (U) (1974) 3.35 Titan AE (PG) (2000) 5.15 The Kid (PG) (2000) 7.00 Merlin: The Return (PG) (2000) 8.35 Swordfish (15) (2001) 10.35 What Lies Beneath (15) (2000) 12.50 Best'in Show (12) (2000) 2.25 Where the Money Is (15) (2000) 3.45 Oklahoma! (PG) (1999)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.00 Woolly Boys (PG) (2001) 7.45 . Danielle Steel’s The Ring (PG) (1996) 9.30 Brigham City (PG) (2001) 11.35 Treacherous Crossing (PG) (1992) 1.05 Woolly Boys (PG) (2001) 2.50 Danielle Steel’s The Ring (PG) (1996) 4.25 Brigham City (PG) (2001) 6.30 . Treacherous Crossing (PG) (1992) 8.00 The Shadow (PG) (1994) 10.00 Exit


Wounds (16) (2001) 11.45 Chill Factor (15) (1999) 1.30 Firestarter: Rekindled (15)^.(2002) 3.00 Countdown to Invasion (12) (2000) 4.35 Woolly Boys (PG) (2001)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.15 Zoe Ball on Film 6.00 Head (PG) (1968) 7.30 Escape to Victory (PG) (1981) 9.30 Brewster’s Millions (U) (1945) 11.00 Operation CIA (PG) (1965) 12.30 Hollywood Rocks the Movies: The 1960s (PG) 2.15 Escape to Victory (PG) (1981) 4.15 Head (PG) (1968) 6.00 Cinema Nation 6.15 Deathtrap (PG) (1982) 8.15 Arthur (15) (1981) 10.00 10 (16) (1979) 12.05 Used Cars (15) (1980) 2.05 Modem Romance (15) (1982) 3.45 Haunted Summer (18) (1986)


-x ; SKY ONE


5.10 Andromeda. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00. Stargate: lofinity. 7.30 Stargate: Infinity. 8.00 Stargate: Infinity. 6.30, Stargate: Infinity. 9.00 Stargate: Infinity. -9.30 The Simpsons: 10.00 World Wrestling' Entertainment: Afterburn. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat - 12.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 12.30 America’s Dumbest Cnmlnals. 1.00 Relic Hunter. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Enterpnse. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm In tho Middle. 7.30 The Simpsons.' 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Close Up. 10.00 Mile High. 11.00 Fear Factor. 12.30 Naked In Blackpool. 1.30 Dream Team. 2.20 Mile High. 3.10 Cnbs. 3.20 Cnbs. 3.30 Time Gentlemen Please. 3.55 Time Gentlemen Please. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. ,


SKY SPORTS 1


8.30 Spanish Football. 10.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.30


A


Goals on Sunday. 2.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday Football. Birmingham City v Liverpool (Kick-off 4.05pm). 6.35 Live Spanish Football. A top game from the Primera Liga. 9.30 Football. Special. 11.00 World - Wrestling Entertainment: Velocity. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat — Live. From Montreal. 1.00 World . Wrestling Entertainment: No Way Out — Uve. From Montreal. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Super League.'8.30 Moto Plus. 9.00 US Golf. 12.00 European Golf. 3.00 World Motor Sports. 5.30 European Golf. 8.30 Uve US Golf. The Nissan Open. 11.30 European Golf. 2.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 World Cup Cricket Breakfast 8.00 Live World Cup Cricket. India v Namibia. 4.00 World Cup Cricket. 7.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 11.00


World Cup Cricket Centre. 3.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Ski Jumping. 8.30 Uve Cross Country Skiing. From Val di Fiemme, Italy. 9.30 Uve Alpine Skiing. The women's downhill from Sierra ■ Nevada. 11.00 Uve Alpine Skiing. From Garmisch-Partenklrchen. 12.15 Uve Luge. From Slgulda, Latvia. 1.00 Uve Biathlon. The men’s pursuit. I .


women’s pursuit. 2.45 Bobsleigh. 3.00 Bobsleigh. 4.00 Uve Bobsleigh. The four-man event from Lake Placid, USA. 5.00 Uve Ski Jumping. K120 action from Val di Fiemme. 7.00 Uve Sunday Scudetto. Perugia v Parma (Kick-off 7.30pm). 9.30 Six Nations Rugby Union. 11.00 British Eurosport News. The latest stories. I I . 15 Athletics. 12.45 Ski Jumping.


*2.00 British Eurosport News. 2.15 Close.


UK GOLD


5.25 Eldorado. 6.00 As Time Goes By. 6.40 Are You Being Served? 7.20 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The Bill. 1.00 Bergerac. 2.00 The Bill. 3.00 Lovejoy. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00 The Bill. 6.00 Dangerfleld. 7.00 As Time Goes By. 7.40 Are You Being Served? 8.20 Porridge. 9.00 Waidng the Dead.


*11.15 Sharpe. 1.15 Beast. 1.55 Lee ' Evans: What Now? 2.30 Waking the Dead. 4.30 Dallas.


LIVmQTV


5.00 Judge Judy. 5.25 Celebnty Extra. 5.30 Home Shopping. 6.00 Home - Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 . Katlo.and Orbie. 7.50 Busy Buses.


. .7.55 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and 1 Friends. 8.30 The Wheels on the Bus. 0.40 The * Wheels on the Bus.' 8.50 TTmbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 HI-5.10.00 The Golden


Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 FILM: My Father, the Hero. 12.45 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Crossing Over. 1.30 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 2.00 Charmed. 2.55 Mariah Carey's Greatest TV Moments. 3.50 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Jennifer Aniston: Style Star. 4.30 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 The Montel Williams Show. 6.50 Montel Williams Show. 7.40 Celebrity Extra. 8.00 Crossing Over. 8.30 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 9.30 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 10.55 Ricki Lake. 11.45 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 The Montel Williams Show. 12.50 The Montel Williams Show. 1.40 FILM: Bridge to Silence. 3.25 Celebrity Extra. 3.30 The Golden Girts. 4.00 The Golden Girls. 4.30 Judge Judy.


GRANADA PLUS


5.30 Faith In the Future. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Faith In the Future.


9.00 FILM: Columbo: Murder in Malibu. 11.00 The Professionals. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 Dempsey and Makepeace. 2.00 Peak Practice. 3.00 FILM: Columbo: Murder in Malibu. 5.00 Strange But True. 5.30 Bullseye. 6.00 The Les Dawson Show. 6.30 FILM: Starsky and Hutch. 8.00 Till Death Us Do Part. 8.30 In Sickness and In Health. 9.00 Ruth Rendell Mysteries. 10.00 Canned Carrott. 10.30 The Wheeltappers.'


11.00 The 45 Biathlon. 2.00 Uve Biathlon. The


Professionals. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 Ruth Rendell Mysteries. 2.00 FILM: Starsky and Hutch. Detective drama. 3.30 Strange But True. 4.00 Canned Carrott. Comedy. 4.30 The Wheeltappers.


SCI-FI


9.00 seaQuest DSV. 10.00 Now and Again. 11.00 Space: Above and Beyond. 12.00 FILM: Meteorites! 1.40 FILM: The Andromeda Strain. . 4.10 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 5.05 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 6.00 Special Unit 2. 7.00 Witchbtade. 8.00 The Lone Gunmen. 9.00 The Dead Zone. 10.00 FILM: Pet Semataiy. 12.00 Millennium. 1.00 Good v Evil. 2.00 FILM: Pet Sematary. Horror. 4.00 Swamp Thing. 4.30 Swamp Thing. 5.00 Close.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid News. 7.30 Robbie Williams: Why He Did What He Did. 8.00 Uquld Assets. 9.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 9.30 Body Hits. 10.00 This is Dom Joly. 10.25 Brain Candy. 10.40 24.11.25 Pure 24.11.55 Monkey Dust 1240 Uquid News. 12.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.20 This is Dom Joly. 1.50 Liquid Assets. 2 4 5 Body Hits. Detox treatments. 3.15 Uquid News. 3 45 Close.


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the parents to ensure safe­ ty and awareness of a potentially fatal pursuit. Incidents such as vandal­ ism, placing objects on the line and throwing j stones/missiles are being tackled, but need to be


Ramblers cold to enl


ON Sunday 21 Clitheroe


day. The party set off from


the roadside in Silverdale under the shadow of an imposing Pen-y-Ghent, led by Mr John Whitehead. A narrow path was


picked up by the “Giants’ l| graves” to go down the steep Pen-y-Ghent Gill in classical limestone country towards Hesleden when v the open road was again 1 picked up. The walkers r soon branched off on a bri­ dleway to Foxup, at the (1 head of Littledalc. After walking round the (i


hamlet, the group left alongside the new River Skirfare downstream, passing Halton Gill and finding a suitable sheltered barn for lunch.


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THIEVES took a horse (I box and its towing vehicle J from the car park of Clitheroe Auction Mart. They struck on Wednes­


day last week while the NEW £ 1 ,5 0 0 V


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Ramblers started a 10- <| mile walk on a cold crisp and disappointingly hazy


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Well refreshed, the walk i| continued by the river,


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