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6.00 CBeebies: Tweenies. (R) (C).(S) 6.40 Red Nose Week on CBBC: Rotten Ralph. (R) ■; (C) (S) 6.50 Red Nose Week on CBBC:/ ' Smurfs’Adventures. (R) (C) 7.15 Red Nose Week on CBBC: Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 7.40 Red , Nose Week on CBBC: Looney Tunes: (R) (C) • 8.10 Red Nose Week on CBBC: Yvon of the ; Yukon: (R) (C) (S) 8.35 Red Nose Week on CBBC: The Wild Thornberrys. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 11.15 The Story of Comic Relief Pop. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Match of the Day Live. Celtic v Rangers (Kick-off 12.30pm) (C) (S) 1.30 Six Nations Grandstand. 1.35 Live Six Nations Rugby Union. 4.50 Final Score. 5.05 Match of the Day Live: The FA Cup. Arsenal v Chelsea (Kick-off 5.15pm).


, Claudio Ranieri’s Blues will be out to avenge their 2-0 defeat at the Millen­ nium Stadium as last season’s final­ ists meet in the last eight of the com­


petition at Highbury. (C) (S)


7.10 BBC News; Weather. (C) 7.20 Regional News; Weather. -


. 7.25 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. Boxer Audley Harrison drops in to watch the celebrities as they face a gruelling day of training from vocal coaches Carrie and David Grant, before delivering their very best fine- tuned performance on stage. (S) The National Lottery: Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a round-the-world trip. (S) Casualty. Fin is furious after senior doctors prevent him from treating a heart patient and Ben’s plans for a romantic meal out are shattered by the arrival of a face from the past. (S) Jonathan Creek. A successful com­ poser wonders how his new lover appears to be able to regrow a full head of hair in just two days— a puz­ zle Carla is eager to solve. Jack Dee guest stars in the crime drama. (S) BBC News; National Lottery Update. Parkinson. Oscar-winner Kevin Spacey, Comic Relief host Lenny Henry and Seventies pop idol Donny Osmond guest on the chat show. (S)


8.10 8.45 9.35 .


10.35 10.55


JJ1T.55S FILM: The Ipcress File (1965). Spy: :’.rs Harry Pa|mer investigates the myste-'


Hr^^i- 'rlous'disappearahce df.a leading ’^British'sclentist.';ThrilleiV‘starring ' Michael Caine;.(C) Weatherview., • ;


1.40 They Think It's All Over. (R) (C) (S) 2.10 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 2.40 Patrick Kielty Almost Live. (R) (C) (S) 3.15 Top of the Pops. (R) (S) 3.45 BBC News 24.


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Reborn in the USA, ITVI, < : 9.35pm. This new series is here to give former chart < regulars another crack at pop stardom; The musical veterans featured are an- eclectic bunch and include Tony Hadley, Elkie Brooks;- Leee John, Michelle Gayle, Sonia and Dollar. They’ll all be bundling onto a tour bus : to play to intimate crowds ;•


at destinations across ; America. After they perform, the audience at the gigs will vote for their favourite performer — and the winner will be spared


BBC2


6.00 Weekend 24. 9.05 Hardtalk. 9.30 Profile. (R) (C) (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About ■ Food? (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) (S) 1.05 .; Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S)! 1.30 Match of the Day Live. Celtic v - Rangers. (C)-(S) 2.30 Racing from^ Chepstow. Introduced by.Clare Balding.;: 4.05 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) (S) 4.50 : Six Nations Grandstand. The second ''1 half of Scotland v Wales at Murrayfield.,:; r 5.55 What the Papers Say. (C) (S) Flog Itl From Hove in Sussex. (R) . ■ The Great War. (R) (bw) Lost Highway: The Story of Country Music. Looking at the genre’s’bad boys’. (C) (S) Crufts 2003. Terriers and hounds are judged, Jessica Holm reports on the Obedience competition and Melissa Hilton searches * for unusual breeds, (C) (S) Taken. Lisa and Charlie discover Allie has been kidnapped by Mary and Wakeman, who are shielding


6.05 6.55 7.35


8.35 9.35


11.00 11.40


■ her brain with a special device to stop her being traced by the aliens. With Dakota Fanning. (S) Stand Up America.’(C) (S) Live Floor Show. (C) (S)


12.40 24. Kiefer Sutherland stars. (R) (C) 1.20 24. (R) (S) 2.05 24. (Ft) (S) 2.50 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorid. (R) fT) (S) 6.35 WideWorid. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake); Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (S) 8.30 Bey- blade. (S) 8.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 9.30 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 10.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 10.30 Beast Wars. (S) 11.00 The Adventures of Sinbad. (S) 11.55 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. (R) (S) 12.50 Popular. (R) (S) 1.45 Harry and Cosh. (R).(S) 2.15 Cleopatra 2525. (R) (S) 2.40 The Smash Hits Chart.(S)3.15Homeand Away. (T) (S)


5.20


6.50 7.40


8.30 8.45 9.35


F ILM :Scoob y -D o odn Zomb ie Island (1998). Animated, adventure,


: ’’ with the.voice of .Scott lnnes„(T) ,(S) j j Charmed. Prue undergoes a new ; startling transformation, (R) (T) (S) Dark Angel. Manticore creates a new deadly weapon. (T) (S) five news and sport. (T) (S); ■ ■ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team investigate a robbery. (R) CSI: Miami. A girl is murdered at a park. David Caruso stars. (T) (S)


10.30 Law and Order. A doctor is murdered. Sam Waterston stars. (T) (S)


11.30aFILM:,Crimes .of PassIonfSIeep-' ;pf;? walken (Ty M ,1996); Thriller/starrlng i,


- ' Jeffrey Nordling and Hilary Swank. (S).


1.05 FILM: Florida Straits (TVM.1986). Adventure, starring Raul Julia. (T) (S) 2.40 Xena: Warrior Princess. 3.20 Melrose Place. Rhonda fears failure. (R) (S) .4.05 First Wave. (S) 4.50 Monsters. (R) 5.05 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


the viewers’ vote back in . - the UK, as pop moguls at home decide whose career doesn’t deserve to.be resurrected. Davina McCall,


ihosts the show.. ' bri'.V y ,;\


. ' ■ CHANNEL 4


6.00 The Clangers. (R) (T) 6.10 The ; Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Skiing on 4.8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Sport • Talk. 11.00 Skiing on 4. The women’s : ' slalom from Are, Sweden. (T) 11.55 Boys


- and Girls. (R) (T) 1.00 Boys and Girls, . Friday, (R) (T) 1.30 Channel 4 attHeraces/


? £:from Sahdown Park and Wolverhampton; Featuring races at 1.40,1.55,-2:10,' 2.30,:V


; 3.05 and 3.40. (D 4.00 Brookside. (T) !?;■ 5.30, iRiverCottageForever.(R)(T) 6.00 A Place in France. (R) (T) .6.30 . Channel 4 News. (T)


. 7.00 ■' DNA: The'Story of. Life. New series. The story of the scientists credited with discovering the stracture of DNA— amid rumours of plagiarism — and the impact the knowledge has had on life. (T)


8.00 Kylie Entirely. Profile of pop , princess Kylie Minogue.(R) (T)-;.


9.35 Boys and Girls. Live game show, with Vernon Kay. (T)


10.35 The Salon: After Hours. Late- : night goings-on at the studio. (T)


11.05 Faking It USA. A carpenter becomes an interior designer. (T)


12.10 Derren Brown: Mind Control. (R) (T)


. 12.45 V Graham Norton: Look Back. 1.45 Rush. (R) 2.50 The Dish. (R) 3.00 Tainted Love. (R) 4.00 Five Feet High and Rising. (R) 4.30 For Your Love. (R) (T) 4.55 For Your Love. (R) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T)


11.05 11.24


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/>**» jsi a u SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY 5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00


.Rockabye Bubble. 6.15 Horace and Oupa- : gogo: Oooberry Buddies. 6.20 Cubeez.


' 6.40 Ni Ni'sTreehouse. 7.05 Diggin' It. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T).(S)'.11.30 CD UK,(T) (S) '12.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (T)


, 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather.'(T) 1.10 On the Ball. (T) 2.00 F1: Australian Grand Prix Qualifying. (R) 3.40 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? (R) (S)4.45 Catchphrase. Gaime show;in.


, w-whiph contestants try to deduce,everyday./ ^phrases and sayings from visual clues.' (T),' 5.10 Granada News; Weather. (T) ITV News; Weather. (T ) , , - " ^\ Blind Date. Cilia brings.more lovelorn young things together and last week's couples, return from their dates. Did the temperature rise for Lesley and Alex in Borneo, and did-Leith and Catherine encounter Cupid in Corfu? (T) (S ). You’ve Been Framed! Rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities and : home-video . howlers, presented by Lisa Riley. (R) (T) (S) Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Former Hear'Say member Kym Marsh joins the Geordie duo in the studio to per­ form her debut solo single Cry, while Little Ant and Dec get the iowdown on Maid in Manhattan from Hollywood diva Jennifer Lopez. Nell McAndrew takes part in Human Roulette in a bid to win


5.25 5.45 \


6.45.. 7.15


! prizes for lucky viewers, and the • - usual cheeky shenanigans abound ' when the boys go undercover to surprise an unwitting member of the public. (T)


-v; 9.35


Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line­ up of contestants to have a go at answering those 15 questions which could change their lives. (S) Reborn In the USA. Davina McCall hosts this new series in which 10 veteran UK pop stars — including Tony Hadley, Elkie Brooks, Michelle Gayle, Sonia and Dollar— embark on a musical tour of the USA, with the least popular voted off by viewers at home each week. (T)


, ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) Granada Weather. (T).


i;i1.25 5 FILM:,NoWandThen (1M6); FourS •’ '5‘ women meet up after,years apart? • *; ■, X and cement 'their friendship, by


)■ '-reminiscing about their childhood?; j‘/t!-;:p/-'COming;of:age'cornedydrama;;


starring Christina Ricci;(iy(S)|Jfc:


1.05 * The Club; ITV News* Headlines. 2.05 F1: Australian Grand Prix Live. The opening race of the 2003 season, from Albert Park in Mel­ bourne. Michael Schumacher started what was to be





■ win here 12 months agd and,1'' ............. despite the numerous rule ■ changes, the World Champion will fancy his chances of repeating the


■ ’"another memorable season with a,


1 feat. (S) 5.10 ITV Nightscreen. / YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News and Weather 5.10 Calendar News 11.24 Local Weather


BBC!


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 TV Mail. (C) (S) 11.30 Countiyfile. ■ . (C) 12.00 Politics Show. (S) 12.50 EastEn- ders. (S) 2.45 Live Six Nations Rugby Union. 5.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 5.20 Regional News; Weather. 5.25 Songs of Praise? Pop guru Pete ' Waterman and vocal coach Carrie Grant are the celebrity judges for the


final of the Songs of Praise Festival of School Choirs contest. (C) (S)


6.05 Last of the Summer Wine. Truly discovers his that ex-wife’s new husband is coming to town. (C) (S)


6.35 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team present the second edi­


tion from Remshaw Hall in Der­ byshire, where they examine a collec­


tion of bronzes, a portrait by Stanley Spencer and examples of 20th-centu­


ry art pottery. Last in senes. (C) (S)


7.20 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. Hypnotist Paul McKenna offers to


; help the celebrities overcome stage . fright and the Academy’s teachers put three students on probation. (S)


6.00 ■ Down to Earth. Frankie finds it hard ■ : meeting the demands of American guests at her new B&B barn


. and a quick rendition for a charity karaoke night lands Matt the lead role in a local amateur dramatic production. Ian Kelsey stars. (C) (S)


9.00 Clocking Off. Pat’s new manage- ■ ment style works wonders at Mackin­ tosh Textiles, but the behaviour of alcoholic husband Roy. creates ten- •■sion at home'— does she have a


- . ; turnaround strategy for her private ■ ■, life? Keith Barron stars. (C) (S)


10.00- BBC News at Ten O’clock. (C)' 10.15 : Panorama. Steve Bradshaw reveals ■ five food products prevented by US . and EU trade officials from reaching


• Western countries and Antony Worrall . ■ Thompson is asked to prepare a meal using these ingredients. (C) (S)


10.55 Match of the Day: The FA Cup.


. ?: - Highlights of the weekend’s quarter- . , -


:'::':'{''.':'"-:-final.iiiatchesrfeaturing Arsenal - against Chelsea, Southampton :


'- v 'Wolverhampton Wanderers,


v..?-:- Sheffield United against Leeds- v, United and Watford v Burnley. (C) : . : TLM:;Play Dli^:(1969)rAdyentureTl rstarringlMichael'Caine;an^iNjgel|


_____'GreepT(C) (S ) .W e a th « v iew ® ^ ^ 1.40 FILM: Death at Clover Bend (TVM t 2000). Thriller. (C) (S) 3.05 BBC News 24.


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6.00 Russell Grant’s.Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 The Jesus Effect:;.Christianity’s Cultural


i .Way for Noddy.’(R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for .» i . j x ; ; PICK OF THE DAY


Down to Earth, BBC1, 8.00pm. Despite being pleased with the barn’s transformation into a B&B, Frankie struggles to cope with a bunch of demanding American guests. Things > start looking up when she. and Matt manage to spend some free time together without the kids at the , local karaoke competition. To everyone’s surprise, he- wins — and as a result is , given the lead in a local - amateur dramatic competi­ tion. Soon, rehearsals are taking over his life —


BBC2


7.00 Red Nose Week on CBBC: Arthur. (C) (S) 7.15 Red Nose Week on CBBC: ; Looney Tunes. (R).(C) 7.35 Red Nose Week on CBBC: Yvon of the Yukon. (R) ■ (C) (S) 6.00 Red Nose Week on CBBC:' Smile. (C) (S) 10.35. Red. Nose Week on CBBC: Galidor:' Defenders of the Outer Dimension. (C) (S) 11.00 BBCThree: Highlights: Trevor Nelson’s Lowdown. (C) (S) 11.30 BBCThree Highlights: Dermot’s Sporting Buddies. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC Three Highlights: Celebdaq. (C) (S) 12.30 The Super League Show. 1.00 Greatest Hits. (C) 1.15 Match of the Day Live: The, FA Cup. Watford v Burnley (Kick-off 1.30pm). (C) (S) 3.35 FILM: The Grass is Greener (1960). Romantic comedy. (C) ■ 5.15 Wild Britain. (R) (C) (S)


5.25 6.15 7.00 9.00


10.00 11.25


The Natural World. (C) (S) Correspondent. (C)


: :-t ■


• Crufts 2003. Last in series. (S) SAS Jungle: Are You Tough


i Enough?.The volunteers face a ,, reconnaissance mission. (C) (S) ? 24. Megan.suffers a seizure; '"'■’•-.’Starring KieferSutherland. (S) v ; ;


10.45 The X Files;An FBI cadet's intu-r; ition helps unravel a murder. (S) Never Mind the Buzzcocks;?


■ With Siobhan Fahey;(R).(C) (S)ij/ SF|LM:;MotheT(1996)*C5mecly| ^ d lre c te f ltb v iS e S d ^ ta i^ n g j^ a f B


l&Brooks'and RobrM6tr6w)i(GH(S)S Close: 2.00 BBC Learning Zone?';


FIVE


1 ( : Noddy? (R)' (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue ? House?(R) (S) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (S) 9.00;


, ; ; ' Babar. (R) (S) 9.30 GeorgeJShnnks. (S) 10.00; ! The Life and Times of. Grizzly Adams. (R).,, ; * ’i 11.00 Don't Blame the Koalas. (S) 11.30 Rev- ,


1 'elations. (S) 12.00 Rooted. (R) (S) 12.35 The ’ Smash Hits Chart. (R) (S) 1.10 five news. (T) t (S) 1.25 FILM: Airspeed (1998). Action thnller,


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: cheesed-off Frankie to hold', : the fort. Will everything turn , out to be alright on the ( - night? Ian Kelsey, Angela ' Griffin, Inga Brooksby, Charlotte Redpath and Elliot Joseph Spencei^Keyse star.


leaving a neglected and CHANNEL 4


6.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.25 The Hoobs^ i (R) (T) 6.50 Blue’s Clues. (R) (T) 7.15 The>i 'Investigators. (R) (T) 7.35 The Zack Files. -.V? (R) (T) 8.05 Totally Spiesl (T) 8.30 •


. City Guys. (R) (T) 9.00 T4: Dirty Laundry.?; •, (T) 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.30 :T4: ; Hollyoaks, (T) 12.40 T4: Dawson’s Creek. (T) 1.40 T4: The Salon: Reappointment." (T) 2.50 FILM: Rising Damp (1980). TV comedy spin-off, starring Leonard


>: Rossiter. (T) 4.40 Slargate SG-1. (T) . " 5.35 Time Team. (T) .


, - 6.35 Smallville: Superman the Early,


! ......... Years. New senes. Clark rescues : Lana. With Annette O’Toole. (T ) .'





-I- 7.30 Channel4 News. (T) ’ 8.00 ' The Last Peasants. First of a new 1 ' three-part documentary series, exploring the human stories sur- ;. rounding migration. This episode


• charts the journey of a group of v . Romanians as they try to make , ; ? their way through Europe. (T) - : : -


■ - 9.00 The Real Cliff Richard. The’ " , > singer's life and career. (T) po:OOjgFILM:?,Belng JohiTMalkoyJchl


r^®¥S{l999)"l?remiere?’,Fantasy'(rome--l - ^ i^ K d y r ’ itanirigUohn CusaclS.(T)lM ?Sinl2.10 Cheltenham Festival Preview. 12.40 .-: 1 .Buried.’(R)'(T) 1.40 FILM: Till Death Us Do'Rart (1968). Comedy, starring Warren*;. Mitchell: 3.15 FILM: Lucky Jim (1957)’. 1


U rComedy?*(T) (bw) 4.50 The Bird Detec-•' <s;'.‘tives?(R) (T)5.15 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


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«!• starring^oe Maritegnai (fj'3.0d Great Artists; «(R) (T) (S) 3.30 FILM:;Crash,Dive (1943).


lmpabt;(S) 6.55 Milkshake!; Hi-5. 7.30 Make.! s Wartime drama, starring Tyrone Power. (T) « .i


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6.00, t i five news and sport..(T) (SJ'JfsfA'ss -r 6.20^FlLM:JHercule~s Irfjh'e Maze ojrthe t j;


5.30 Dream Holiday Home; A three-storey house in France! (R) (T) (S)’ f


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;; 8.00 r;Ultlmate Formula One. Documentary, ,v " i ’on the history'of the Formula One!


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i . l ; ’ Tracing car; (T) (S) five news at 9. ‘ ! ’ 9 J » J I® F lC M a W W t« M e H | C a ji: ^ J u m jg 9 9 2 1 ^ b ^ t r^ a llir iu s t le fS m s lO f f i1


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5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6,00: The Sunday Programme. 7.45 Diggin’ It. - 8:25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 The Ark. (T) 9.55 CITV: Angry Beavers. (R) (T) (S) 10.25 Miffy and Friends. (T) (S) 10.35 Tractor Tom. (T) (S) 10.50 Engie Benjy. (R) (T) 11.00 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.00 The Diocese of Truro. (T) 12.30 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News ; and Weather. (T) (S) 1.25 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.30 F1: Australian Grand Pnx. (R) (T) (S) 4.00 The Planet’s Funniest. Animals. (T) (S)4.10 Nash Bndges.


5.00 Carol : Vorderman’s Better , Homes. The team visit bttlehamp- '; ton in West Sussex, where design­ ers John Amabile and Stephanie Dunning convert a loft and extend a lounge to give two families the, space they desperately need. (R) _


5.30 Granada News; Weather. (T) . 5.45 Remember When. 6.15 : Wish You Were Here...? Ruth • : England encounters mountain / gorillas in - Rwanda, Judith


: ' ,,, • 'Chalmers samples the cultural: ’


6.45 7.00


7.30 ,


-'delights of Lyon and Liverpudlian couple Hayley and Danny reveal, their plans to open a Beatles- thamed bar in Majorca. (T) (S) . ITV News; Weather. (T) Barbara. Ted and Barbara invite a* recently widowed friend to their party. Bernard Cnbbins guests. (T) Coronation Street. Bent on revenge, Vera remains unmoved by Gall's plight and even goes out , , of her way to make sure her.


" "'^ -"devastated neighbour sees the' - story she and Jack sold to the . . newspaper, while Peter prepares . : to make a confession. (T) (S) •


8.00 , Heartbeat. New series of the ever- popular rural police drama set in the rustic backwater of Aldensfield. Jenny is surprised and delighted as her younger brother Steve pays _ a visit — but her excitement soon


; ;


a : ', turns to despair when the trouble- some sibling begins to threaten her relationship with Merton. (S).


9.00; ?Cold Feet Temfied of being sepa- - ri '- wrated by immigration officials, the


' - ' ■ ' Giffords resolve to make the most ?;, ■ : -v' ; ‘ of what could be a very short mar- nags, and a much happier Jo ven-


m w i i tures to Birmingham for the open-' ..., •;1 ing of a new fitness club— a cele- bration which could prove her.;


> undoing, especially when drinking'


, - games get out of control. (T) (S) ; 10.35 'ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


. ‘.10.50 " The All-New Harry Hill Show; . ! . . / Off-the-wall comedy with the big-,, collared .funnyman, who,,this


- —’ - week attempts to give Neil and


- f y Christine the boot and replace The. ‘v- y 'f Hamilton Challenge with a iiew‘ , feature — Nan Wrestling. (T) (S)


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, 1 1 . 2 0 .?The South Bank Show. (T) (S) ■ " ,?12.14.Weather;(T)12.15 F1: Australian


"(.'Grand Prix; (S) ITV News. 1.25 Crossroads.; — (S) 3.25 Dial-a-Date; (R) (T).(S)ITV News) ,’53.55Trisha?(R) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen;!.


^ ^ Y O R K S H IR E ;■V i


1.25 Calendar News,and ,Weathei?5.30 Calendar News and Sport 5.45 Walking the


A Knight’s Tale, Sky Movies Premier, 8.00pm. Heath' Ledger , may have been born In Australia; but Hollywood has accepted him as one its own. In this hugely enjoyable comedy, he plays a humble medieval squire who passes himself off as a knight after his master dies, entering a jousting contest and finding love along the way. However, his success soon attracts enemies ■ and the dastardly Count Adhemar of Anjou (Rufus Sewell) Is particularly keen to bring about his downfall. The cast includes Laura Fraser.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER,


5.15 Tho Legend o* Gator Face PG) (1996) 7.00 Bug OKI (PG) 2001) 8.45 The Legend of Bagger


Vance (PG) (2000) '1 0.55 D r D o llttle 2 (PG) (2001) 12.40 Legend of th e .Lo s t Tomb (PG) (1997) 2.20 Bug Off I , (PG) (2001) 3.50 The Legend of Bagger Vonce PG) (2000) 6.00 Dr D o llttle 2 (PG) 2001) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 A


Knight's Tale (PG) (2001) 10.15 What Women Want (12) (2000) 12.25 A nim al A ttractio n (12) 2001) 2.10 For Love of the Game 12) (1999) 4.30 Legend of the Lost Tomb (PG) (1997)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.00 Kissed by an Angel (PG) (2000) 7.45 Held Up (PG) (1999) 9.25 Pipe Dream (PG) (2002) 11.10 Stolen Miracle (PG) (TVM 2001) 12.55 Zoe B ali on Film 1.25 Kissed by an Angal (PG) (2000) 3


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Held Up (PG) (1999) 4.45 Pipe Dresm (PG) (2002) 6.30 Savage Islands (PG) (1983) 8.15 Fangs (12) (2001) 10.00 Predator (18) (1987) 11.50 They Nest (15) (2000) 1.30 Meat Loaf: To H ell and Back (12) (2000) 3.05 PCU (15) (1994) 4.30 Pipe Dream (PG) (2002)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


6.00 Gunsmoke In Tucson (PG) (1958) 7.30 Mustang Country (U) (1976) 8.55 The Wind and the Don (PG) (1975) 11.00 Gunsmoke In Tucson (PG) (1958) 12.25 Only


You (PG) (1994) 2.20 Planet of the Apes (PG) (1968) 4.20 The Wind and the Lion (PG) (1975) 6.20 Only You (PG) (1994) 8.15 Planet of the Apes (PG) (1968) 10.15 Trespass (18) (1992) 12.00 Bird (15) (1988) 2.45 T his Is My Life (15) (1992) 4.25 Mustang Country (U) (1976)


SKY ONE


5.10 Guiltyl 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Rescue Heroes. 7.30 Yu-GI-Ohl 8.00 Transformers: Armada. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Stargate:


Infinity. ■ 9.30 The


Simpsons. 10.00 Wrestling. 1.00 Mutant


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2.00 Stargate SG-1.3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 K lrst/s Homo ' Vidoos. ,10.00 UncutI Tho Villa: 11.00 Angel. 12.00 Wrestling.*" 1.50 Boot Camp. 2.40 Early Edition. 3.30 Secrets of Greatest Escape Artists. 4.20 Stargate SG-1.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM's A ll Sports Show. 7.00 The Full SP. 7.30 Worid Wrestling Entertainment: Classics. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 World Sport Special. 6.00 Live Super


League. Widnes Vikings v St Helens. (Kick-off 6.05pm). 8.00 Live Saturday Fight Night , 11.30 FA Cup Football. 12.30 Spanish Football. 2.30 Wrestling. 4.30 FA Cup Football. 5.30 German Football.


; ; ' SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style.. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 Max Power. 9.00 Live European Golf. The Dubai Desert Classic. 1.00 US Golf. 3.00 Max Power. 3.30 World Sport Special. 4.00 European Golf. 8.00 Uve US : Golf. The Ford Championship; 11.00 Max Power. 12.00 Poker. 2.00 Saturday Fight N lg ht‘345 Super League. 5.45 Sky


Sports Classics. ' SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 World Cup Cricket Breakfast. 8.00 Uve Worid Cup Cricket. Third- place Pool A v Third-place Pool B. 4.00 World Cup Cricket. 7.00 Worid Cup Cricket Centre. 11.00,World Cup Cricket Centre. 3.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Alpine Skiing. 8.30 Uve Alpine Skiing. From Are In Sweden. 9.15 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 10.00 Uve Nordic Combined Skiing. 11.45 Alpine Skiing. 12.30 Live Cross Country -Skilrig. 2.00 Nordic Combined Skiing. 2.30 Uve Nordic Combined Skiing. 3.30 Live Ski


' Jumping. 5.15 British Eurosport News. 5.30 Supercross. 6.30 Trial Biking. 7.30 Uve Italian Football. Roma v Lazio. 9.30 Eurosport News. 9.45 Extreme Sports. 10.15


• A ll Sports. 10.45 Yoz Session. 11.15 Winter X Games. 1.15 A ll Sports. 1.30 Eurosport News. 1.45 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 The Bill. 6.00 It'Ain’t Half Hot. Mum. 6.30 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Doctors. .12.40 Casualty. 1.40 Doctors. 2.20 Holby City. 3.30 Doctors. 4.10 Holby City. 5.20 Doctors. 6.00 Holby City. 7.00 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 7.40 Are You Being Served? 8.20 Dinneriadies. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.10 Jonathan Creek. 11.15 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.55 Absolutely Fabulous. 12.35 Doctor Who. 2.50 O


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^-<5.00 ^Planet" Parent.* .5.30 ;_Home;.' Shopping. 6^00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Homa Shopping. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Katie and Orble. 7.50 Oswald. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Busy Buses. 8.40 Busy Buses. 8.45 Tlmbuctoo. 8.50 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Ricki Lake- 11.50 The Montel Williams Show.


12.40 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.30


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Fools and Horses. 3.50 The Royle Family at Christmas. 4.25 Dallas. .


Crossing Over. 1.55 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 Crossing Over. 2.30 FILM: Fall from Grace.' 4.20 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 Hollywood Star Treatment.


.5.00 Hollywood Star Treatment. '5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 According to Jim. 6.30 W ill and Grace. 7.00 W ill and Grace. 7.30 Three Sisters. 7.55 Hugh'Grant: Revealed. 8.50 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Charmed. 9.55 The . Shining. 10.55 . Celebrity Extra. 11.00 Undressing: The Easy G uid e.to Fulfilling Your Sexual. Fantasies. 11.30 Shooting Videos: The Easy Guide to Fulfilling Your Sexual Fantasies. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 The Montel Williams Show. 1.40 FILM: Deadly Appearances. 3.20 Celebrity Extra. 3.30 The Golden Girls. 4.00 The Golden Girls. 4.30 Judge Judy.


GRANADA PLUS


5.00 Sykes. 5.30 Plus on Plus. 6.00 Magnum, PL 7.00 Faith in the Future. 7.30 Just for Laughs. 8.00 Catherine Cookson’s The Girl. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 Faith In the Future. 12.00 Magnum, PI. 1.00 Van der Valk. 2.00 The Sweeney. 3.00 Poirot. 4.00 FILM : More Than Murder. 6.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 7.00 The Sweeney. 8.00 Strange But True. 8.30 FILM: The Wild Geese. 11.00 Van der Valk. 12.00 The Equalizer. 1.00 Reckless. 2.00 Poirot. 3.00 FILM: The Wild Geese.


SCI-FI


9.00 seaQuest DSV. 10.00 seaQuest DSV. 11.00 The Outer Limits. 12.00 FILM: Enclno Woman. 1.40 The Twilight Zone. 2.10 The Twilight Zone. 3.10 seaQuest DSV. 4.05 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.30 SFG. 6.00 Prey. 7.00 The Chronicle. 8.00 FILM:


• The Day After. 10.00 FILM: The People


Under


the Stairs. 11.55 FILM: Ginger Snaps..1.55 Prey. 2.55 The Twilight Zone. 3.55 First Wave. 5.00 Close.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid Assets. 8.00 Posh and Becks' Big impressions. 8.10 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy Live. 8.50 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy Streaming. 9.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.00 Celebdaq. 10.30 They Think It’s A ll Over. 11.00 Taken. 12.25 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. 1.10 Comic Relief Does -Fame Academy Live. 1.50 This is Dorn Joly. 2.20 Monkey Dust. 2.50 Body,, , Hits. 3.20 Liquid Assets. 4.20 Close. '* H


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9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Coronation Street. 2.10 Judge Judy. 2.40 Survival Special. 3.45 Northern Exposure. 4.45 Northern Exposure. 5.45 CD UK. 6.45 Blind Date


' Kiss and Tell. 7.45 When Cameras Cross the Line. 8.30 Gardeners


from Hell. 9.35 FILM: Coming to America.


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SKY MOVIES PREMIER


6.10 E rn e s t, Scared Stupid (PQ) 1991) 7.55 UK Top 10 8.20 L ittle


Heroes 3 (PG) (2001) 10.00 Zoe B ell on Film 10.30 The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave (PG) 2000) 12.15 Cats and Dogs (PG) 2001) 1.45 Focus On: M oulin


Rougel 2.00 Ernest Scared Stupid (PG) (1991) 3.40 The Extrem e Adventures of Super Dave (PG) (2000) 5.20 L ittle Heroes 3 (PG) (2001) 7.00 Cats and Dogs (PG) (2001) Crazy comedy, starring Je ll Goldblum. 8.30 Planet of the Apes (12) (2001) Sci-fi adventure, starring Mark Wahlberg. 10.30. Memento (15) (2000) 12.30 UK Top .10 1.00 The In visib le Circus (15) (2001) 2.40 Intim acy (18) (2000) 4.45 L ittle Heroes 3 (PG)


(2001) . , SKY MOVIES MAX


6.15 A Month of Sundays (PG) (2001) 8.00 Dodson's Journey (PG) (2001) 9.40 Her Best Friend’s Husband (PG) (2002) 11.25 Twice Upon a Time (PG) (1998) 1.05 US Top 10 1.30 A Month of Sundays (PG) (2001) 3.10 Dodson's Journey (PG) (2001) 4.40 Her Best Friend’s Husband (PG) (2002) 6.20 TWIce Upon a Tim e (PG) (1998) 8.00 Strange Frequency : (12) (TVM 2001) 9.30 Cubbyhouse (15) (2001) 11.00 Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (18) ‘(1995) 12.40 New A lcatraz (15)


.


Fear Factor.' 12.00 Naked In Blackpool. 1.00 Dream Team. 1.50 Mile High. 2.40 , E a rly . Edition.. 3.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation.. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. •


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Sky Sports Classics. 6.45 Saturday Fight


Night- 8.30 Goals on Sunday. 10.00 Jimmy H ill’s, Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Live FA Cup Football. Sheffield . United v Leeds United (Kick-off 11.30am). 1.45 Saturday Fight Night. 3.30 - Live FA Cup Football. Southampton


against Wolverhampton Wanderers (Kick-off


4-O0pm).7.00 Live Spanish Football. Real Socledad v Alaves (Kick-off 7.30pm). 9.30 FA Cup Football. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment:


•Velocity. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 FA Cup Football. 3.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Moto' /Plus. 6.30 Spanish Football. 8.30 Worid Sport Special.


, 9.00 Live European Golf. The Dubai Desert Classic. 1.00 US Golf. 4.00 European Golf. 7.00 Moto Plus. 7.30 World Sport Special. 8.00 Live US Golf. Ford Championship. 11.00 Moto Plus. 11.30 World Sport. 12.00 Poker. 2.00 European Golf. 5.00 Close. -


SKY SPORTS 3 (2000) -2.20


M illennium Man (15) (1999) 3.55 UK Top 10 4.20 Her Best Friend’s Husband (PG) (2002)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


6.00 4D Man (PG) (1959) 7.30 None But the Brava (PG) (1965) 9.20 A ll the Way Home (PG) (1963) 11.00; 4D Man (PG) (1959) 12.30 Beau , James (PG) (1957) 2.30 None B ut. the Brave (PG) (1965) 4.30 H e ll; Bent lo r Leather (PG) (1960) 6.00 Cinema Nation 6.15 Beau James (PG)(1957) 18.15 The Big Red • O n e , (15)’(1980) 10.15 W hite'.D og'(15)’.


(15) (1966) 3.40 Going Home (16); (1971) -


0 5 ) (1995) . \ ; r SKYONE


5.10 Star Trek:.The Next Generation.;. 6.00- Hour of Power.. 7.00. Rescue Heroes *7.30 » Yu-Gi-Ohl 8.00


^Transformers: w s *A rm a d a s ^8.30 * Pokemon. 9.00 Stargate: infinity. 9.30« The Simpsons. 10.00 World Wrestling • Entertainment: Afterbum. 11.00 Worid : Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. .12.001


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11.00 World Cup Cncket Centre. 3.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 7.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 11.00 Worid Cup Cricket Centre. 3.00: ClOSe.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Ski Jumping. 9.00 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. From Oslo, Norway. 10.00 Cross Country Skiing. 11.15 Live Nordic Combined Siding. From Oslo, Norway. 11.45 Ski Jumping.:-12.30 Live Ski Jumping/ The K115 event In Norway. 2.30 Uve v Cycling. The Paris-Nice one-week race. 4.00 Tennis/ 5*15 British Eurosport News. 5.30 Ski Jumping. 7.00 Live Sunday Scudetto. AC Milan'.: Chlevo (Kick-off TBC)/ 9.30 Six


Ito n V B u n ta n t NatoSlRugESrUnlon“ Tl\oo'lBritTsh ' Eurosport New s.11.15 Indy Racing,


12.15 Live ;Tennla.» The ‘Franklin Templeton Tennis Classic final. 1.45 • British Eurosport News. 2.00 Close.>


UK GOLD ' Y


- The Bill. 1.00'Bergerac. 2.00 The Bill. 3.00 Lovejoy. 4.00 -The Bill. 5.00 The B ill;: 6.00 Dangerfleld.--7.00. It Ain't


^Trtca^"D um best Crlmlnars: ,1 M 0 ^ a | | He?’ America's’ Dumbest'Criminals. -1.00 :- Served? 8 ^ 0 Porridge: 9.00


Relic 'H unter; 2.00 Star Trek:' The - the DeaA 11-15 sharpa -1^ 0 Beast. - f'Omte Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The 1.55 Lee Evans. So What Now? 2.30


6.00,lThe';’ Simpsons.” 6.30 .The .w , . . i . L IV IN G T V , Slmpsons;7.00 Fulurama!‘7.30 The


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hoggs, 149 ewes and rams). : Top kilo price for cattle was 400kg at 108.5p (£434) from H. Carr and Son to Rossendale Meats and top sale price was 695kg at 93p (£646.35) also from H. Carr and Son to Kepak. Steers made to 108.5p (aver­


age 92.6p) and heifers to 97.5p (87.8p). Top kilo pnee for sheep was 37


kg at 129.2p (£47.80) from J. Parker and Son to G. Nutter and top sale prices were 59kg at 106.1p (£52) from D.G. Johnson to A. Moorhouse and £67 from J.M. Hall to N. Gates. Hoggs: Up to 32kg made to


120.3p (111.6p). 33-39kg to 129.2p (116p), 40-45kg to 120.5p (121.Ip), 46-52kg to 107.6p (l05.7p). Horned ewes made to £40 (£35.90), other ewes to £67 (£44.66) and rams to £49 (£29). At Thursday’s sale of newly-


calved dairy cows and heifers, ■ where 14 were forward, top prices were £850 from K. G. Stapleton and Sons to J. Plant and £810 from R.W. Arden and Partners to M. Bowe. Friesian cows made to £810 (£754) and Friesian heifers to £850 (£763.33). One in-calf heifer, due March


22nd, was forward making £400. I t was sold from Mrs R.M. Atkinson to J. R. Thompkin. In the sale of rearing calves 73


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Home . Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Katie and Orbie. 7.50 Oswald. 8.05 Barney 'and Friends. 8.35 Busy Buses. 8.40 Busy Buses. 8.45 Tlmbuctoo. 8.50 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Fnends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girts. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 FILM: Breakfast at Tiffany's. 1.10 Crossing Over. 1.25 Crossing Over. 2.00 Charmed. 2.55 Hugh Grant: Revealed. 3.50 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 According to Jim. 4.30 Celebnty Extra. 5.00 W ill and Grace. 5.30 W ill and Grace. 6.00 Behind the Music. 6.55 Celebnty Extra. 7.00 Kylie Minogue: On a Night Like This. 8.00 Ricki Lake. 8.50 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 9.30 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 10.55 Ricki Lake. 11.45 Celebnty Extra. 12.00 Ricki Lake.12.50 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.15 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.40 FILM: Blind Terror. 3.30 The Golden Girls. 4.00 The Golden Girls. 4.30 Judge Judy.


GRANADA PLUS 5.30 Faith In the Future. 6.00


: Emmerdale. 8.30 Not on Your Nellie. 9.00 Perry Mason. 11.00 The Professionals. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 Dempsey and


, Makepeace. 2.00' Peak Practice. 3.00 FILM: .The Intelligence Men. 5.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 6.00 Perry Mason. 8.00 Pie in the Sky. 9.00 Ruth Rendell Mysteries. 10.00 Canned ' Carrott. 10.30 The Wheeltappers. Professionals.


11.00 The 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 Ruth


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SCI-FI 9.00 Farscape. 10.00 Farscape. -


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12.10' Millennium. 1.10


- Good v Evil. 2.10 FILM: Saturn 3., 34 5 First Wave. 4.45 Glimpse. 5.00 ,


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