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|iGR4ND CintAAl TWO WEEKS NOTICE (12A


IYORK STREET, CLITHEROE BB7 2DL| From Friday, March 7th


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I Fri, March 7th . ,7 .3 0 pm Sat, March 8th/; <; 7.30pm Mon, March 10th,, 7.30pm Tues, March i 1 t h 7 30pm


l Wed, March*12tli‘ 7.30pm [ Thura, March 13th 7 30pm


TREASURE PLANET (u> Saturday. March 8th


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Sunday, March 9th , 2.30pm - v ;


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NOTICE TO ALL PATRONS Due to substantial refurbishment from


Monday 3 rd March - 14th April


the Manchester Road ramp entrance will be unavailable for access. Customers


with disabilities please contact the ticket office in advance for assistance. We


apologise for any inconvenience caused. Wed 5lti - Sat 8fh March


THE FORCE OF DESTINY Presented by Pendle Opera.


Sunday 9th March BYRNE ED Comic genius direct from


his sola out West End run • Tuesday 11th.March


FIVE-PENNY PIECE


Featuring NORMAN PRINCE Tuesday 18th March BAZAAR CRAFTS


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BASICS Junior Theatre present OLIVER


Two day adult workshop Tuesday 18th - Sat 22nd March


Thursday 27th March


Charily concert, proceeds to Hospice Care Sunday 30th March


GORDON GILTRAP ■


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o; 1006818 O E L L E R U R I The world's most


investigated and celebrated paranormalist


A C CWR RNE LOKOK OAG Wednesday 2nd April Performed by Snap Theatre


A mind bending, soul searching journey through the depths of a shadowy society where anything 1 goes. A chilling vision of the future. _______ (15 yrs+)


East LancashirbNewspapers: r Eimer Piano Trio


Haydn' Bridge


Trio in E flat Phantasie Trio


Schubert Trio in B flat Op.99


Wednesday 12th March 2003 at 7.30pm CLITHEROE ROYAL GRAMMAR SCHOOL


Lecture Theatre - Sixth Form Centre -York Street - (Free Parking in the School Yard)


Tickets: Adults £10.50/Students (full time) £3.00 Tickets arc available from:


. Ribble Valley Tourist Office, Market Place ' Clitheroe Music, 9 Moor Lane


and at the door.on die evening of the concert Admission::FREyE,


t l .3 0 am til ‘4 (0 0 pm " ' 2 Bridal


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THE WILD


MAID IN MANHATTAN (PGpihr


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THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 (U)2hra • '


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(Admission: Ticket only) including supper, (eg Bar available.


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BRICKHOUSE BOWLING CLUB FO G


Saturday, 8th March


CHIPPING


VILLAGE HALL First Call 7.45 pm


St. Michael & St.


John's Social Centre, Lowergate, Clitheroe


ST PATRICK NIGT PARTY


’S H with


PIIIRDanny Bhoy,Hills Barker, Stephen Williams, MC Roger Monkhouse This Sunday 9th March


Accrington Town Hall 8pm (doors 7.30pm) Tickets £5 / £4 cones (available on door)


Tickets Hotline: 01254 380293


:CAB A R E T NIGHT


. Saturday 22nd March D in n e r & D a n c e


TE RT PC O --------------CENTRE


H A AK SHW The Best of SINATRA


Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jnr.,. by Ray Wilde


Dinner & Dance £22.50 p.p. Ba n q u e t in g


The Fence Gate Inn Wheatley Lane Rd, Fence To b o o k t e le p h o n e (01282)618101


J i o E a c h a n d e v e ry ;F r id a y is T - 'T .


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‘ Strictly over 18 s ID will be required •; with guest DJ’s


: • ' SATURDAY, MARCH 8th‘ 1 KARAOKE /. |


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rfcHSunday afternoon’kick off - followed by Fun Quiz.., ,


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^Friday;nitjg;fliye’r;;; :@lThe Bridge Inn Clitheroe DANCE ANTHEMS


BRIDIE O'BRIEN & FAMILY ; on Saturday,


15th March . at 8pm ■


Tickets £5 from the Centre □


NEWT0N-1N-B0WLAND PARISH COUNCIL


A.G.M. Will be held on ;


. Thursday March 20th 2003 • :■ at 7.30pm •• .


in The United Reformed Church School Room


Followed by the Parish' f Council Meeting


CLITHEROE W.l. MARKET


• 10:30 a.ni:till , •" 11.45a.m.


- - f( j v at Clitheroe Parish Church, Lower Hall,York Street


’ PRODUCE; PLANTS,.CRAFTS l <S COFFEE


BIAOKSURN DarwiN


OD BINO ATURDAY 12 APRIL SDO C TO R S SAW A | PRESTON at 7.30PM


T l|] G u i l d H a l l tickets£16(adv)E17(door) M l HO I 772 258858


Blackburn


KING GEORGE'S HALL


K E N D O D D March 8,;7.30pm


Tickets £15.50, :£14.50, £13.50, ROY ‘CHUBBY’ BROWN


‘H a p p in e s s T o u r ’


March 12,7.30pm Tickets £17.00


If easily offended please stay away


RUMOURS OF FLEETWOOD MAC March 15, 8.00pm T ic k e ts £ 1 4 , £ 1 2 , £ 1 0


Air presents MOSCOW BALLET ‘DON QUIXOTE’ March 22, 7.30pm


Tickets £16.50 £13.50 £10


AFTERNOON MUSIC HALL ■with


StuFrancis , (from Crackerjack)


. Marcli 17,4pm - 7pm Tickets £5' ■


HALLE ORCHESTRA Programme: Ravel, Beethoven


Piano Concerto (No.4) Debussy, Berlioz March 28, 7.30pm: Tickets £17.50-£8 DAVE.SPIKEY' SOLD OU7.;, ' ;


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“Two Weeks Notice” (12A), from Friday, March 7th. Grand Cinema, • Clitheroe.


SANDRA BULLOCK stars as Lucy Kelson, Chief Counsel for the Wade Corporation, one of New York city’s top real, estate developers. She’s a brilliant lawyer with a


sharp, strategic mind. She also has an ulcer and doesn’t get


muchsleep. It’s not her job that’s getting to her, it’s her millionaire boss,


u n d en iab ly se lf -abso rbed, he tr e a t s her more l ik e a n an n y than a Harvard law graduate


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and can b a r e ly ch o o se a t ie without her help. Now, after five y ea r s o f 'c a l l in g th e sh o t s on everything from his clothes to h is divorce se t t lem en ts , Lucy Kelson is calling it quits. Although George makes it'dif­ ficult for Lucy to leave the • Wade Corporation, he finally . agrees to let her go, but only if


. she finds her own replacement. ; After a challenging search she even tually hires an ambitious young lawyer who obviously has an eye on her wealthy new boss,


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Former Beatle Paul is set for Manchester stage


ARGUABLY. i t is being acclaimed as the biggest col­ lection of Beatles songs ever performed in the Unit-' ed Kingdom. Definitely it is the first


live concert in Manchester; by former Beatle Paul (now Sir Paul) McCartney for 25 years.''1 Sir Paul will perform all.


his hits in the “Back to the World” show at the Man-


- Chester Arena on April 9 th. The show features 36


songs, 22 of which were recorded with the Beatles along with a dozen hits from his Wings and solo 'periods. Last year the tour broke


box office recordS|all over America and won Billboard magazine’s prestigious “Tour of the Year” acco­ lade. And it has not taken long for the tickets to be


snapped up. Sir Paul says he is delighted to be back in


Manchester. He said: “I ’ve good mates I ’ve got from a lot of good memories of the town. Now I see it as a


the city from our visits in good rocking city.” The Beatles van down the Sir Paul will not make for


East Lancs road and visit- a cheap night out. Tickets ing the Oasis Club with are £35 and £45.


A funny and thought-provoking play


Schweyk in the Second World War. Manchester Library until March 15th. ;


THIS funny and thought-provoking play centres on the experiences of Schweyk (Robert Horwell), a rather clever idiot trying to survive in Nazi-occupied Prague in 1942. ■ : 1 He and his friends try to dodge con-


George Wade (Hugh Grant).: ; .•^Confronted by t lie fact tn a t jviay) and the ever-hungry Baloun (Sion H a n d som e , ch a rm in g and Lucy is lite rally sailing out of Tudor Owen) get embroiled in Schweyk’s s


l eye on her wealthy new boss, scription, forced labour and pnson. Confronted by the fact th a t ^


3. fJpCISlOTl of his own - say: “I love you”? n n A n m u lf lO Qiwi tmv tn tldln


and Goebbels. Director Chris Honer has produced “The Caucasian Chalk Circle” and “The Resistable Rise of Arturo Ui” very successfully a t this theatre and is true to Brecht’s ideas. Good use is made of Hanns Eisler’s score. Olwen May sings several of the songs, including the Song of the Soldier’s Wife, a bitter comment on the war. The opening sequence with the


grotesquely enlarged and masked German


" S '?W v lh , .n < r J Baloun (Sion Hi2h Command is particularly effective. Robert Horwell is engaging and endear-


escapa^^ndTiyTo^help the archetypal


is i t ever too late to “ordinary little man” outwit the plots of Owen. the great ones, Hitler, Himmler, Goering


ing, and well-supported by Sion Tudor ROBBIE ROBINSON


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• AS March arrives slighter evenings anc ■ of warmer weathq shine.’ With th is in mind,I


fimonthly.magazine inJ i'for navarin of lamb v{ * and roasted lemon anq en with cabbage and ’


:,all of which sound verl > ,: The new season’s Iam| butchers’ shops. We ha ■ der of lamb from R oy;


This tas wines o| AustraliJ


THE warm climate \ most of central Aul tralia seems almos too hot for fine tab| wines, especially areas like the lowd Hunter Valley, netf


Sydney, for example! But good wines a j


grown there arid many othe r of Aul tr a l ia ’s famous wiif regions like the Barosl Valley near Adelaide f the Yarra Valley, nej Melbourne. Coonawarra, for exad


pie, has a rich soil, t l Terra Rossa soil oven limestone base, g iv ij highly prized and indiv|


ualistic wines. This is what you nel


to concentrate on whl looking at AustraliJ wines, the individul areas instead of a bottT that says South Weste| Australia. Look for sma er designated areas. I feel strongly on t l


subject, which was reil forced when I conduct| two tastings recently. The first concentrat|


on the wines of Weste Australia centred arou| the Margaret Riv region near Perth. The second tasting v l


looking at Australia v f sus New Zealand. B o | taking single grape va etals and mixtures I grape on a like-for-li| basis. The structure wasl see which represent!


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■best value for money J which region, if any, f


the best in flavour ter I have long thoud


that if you say "I l l Australian shiraz” then


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ARIES S O! ■ TAURUS


Now you witl feel less held back your strongly held opinlons.Wav will be one of your main hobbi honesty may be unnerving to moi try to force others into acceptin At work, there is a slight risk yo you. and then want to back track


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CANCER „ . to hear more. hi' LEO B Of .


I At work you will be settling in i 1 Your critical faculties will be we l I checking accuracy. But It could l | I will never feel anyone else doel I could be noisy arguments. Luckf 1 become much freer, to be abll I wouldn't have dreamt possible!


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I This is the time to make long-t| I going over the next few weeks I crucial since you do not want ti 1 ahead. Follow up;your own Id I activities and new encounters. I I strung, but let yourself - spal I unexpected and you will not b J


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