Weekendphis For the best deals on BBC1 7.00 7.30 8.15 9.05


10.05 10.25


6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (C) (S) 6.20 Pingu. (R) 6.25 CBBC: Captain Abercromby. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 ChuckleVision. (R) (C) (S) 7.00 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.25 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 UBOS. (R) (C) (S) 8.10 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 Rugrats. (C) (S) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (S) 1.00 Grandstand. Including the . (S) 4.00 Vodafone Derby (S) 4.25 Only Fools and Horses. (R) (C) (S) 5.45 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) I’d Do Anything. Ian Wright hosts the game show in which people face up to their greatest fearsto try to win a dream-come-true experience for a loved one, testing the boundaries of friendship and self-sacrifice. (C) (S) Ju s t For Laughs. Hidden camera show in which the public find them­ selves in extraordinary situations and their reactions are caught on film. (C) The National Lottery: In It to Win It. Dale Winton hosts the quiz show, including the Lotto, Lotto Extra and Thunderball draws. (C) (S) Casualty. Josh's attempt to reconcile with Colette fails when she reveals she cannot forgive herself and tells him to let her go, and Tony arrives home to find his house trashed, prompting him to quiz Jack about the source of his sudden wealth. (C) (S) Strange. The death of a promising choirboy prompts Canon Black to calm fears of foul play by trying to convince a concerned Reverend Mor­ ris it was just an accident, while John and Jude attempt to clear a friend’s name by investigating the grisly dis­ covery of a headless corpse. (G) (S) BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.


6.05 11.55


FILM: Blue Streak (1999). Premiere. Jewel thief Martin Lawrence search­ es for his hidden loot after being released from prison, but is devastat­ ed to learn it is buried within the walls of a police station. Taking on the role of a maverick cop, he worms his way into the detective division — to find his problems have only just begun. Comedy, with Luke Wilson. (C) (S) The Derby..


12.15 FILM: The Honorary Consul (1983). Richard Gere stars as a doctor who gets involved with a kidnapping plot in South Ameri­ ca. Drama, with Michael Caine. (C) (S) 12.15 Weatherview. 2.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) 2.50 A Question of Sport. (R) 3.20 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 3.50 BBC News 24.


I TVs, videos PICK OF TH E DAY


MIT, ITV1, 9.05pm. Detective Inspector Vivien


Friend is a dedicated police officer who has risen through the elite ranks of the MIT thanks to hard work and professionalism, and her colleagues some­ times find it hard to live up to her very high standards. Samantha Spriro, the actress who plays her, explains: “She keeps every­ thing emotional away from work. She feels that every­ one on her team should do the same and does not fully understand when they can’t


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help but bring outside pres­ sures into work.” This week the rest of MIT have reason to be grateful for her detach­ ment when a convicted pae­ dophile is found murdered.


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6.00 Weekend 24. (C) 9.00 Weekend with ■ Rod Liddie and Kate Silverton. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. 11.35 The Sky at Night. (R) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 Great Speeches. (R) 1.00 Thunderbirds. (R) 1.50 Live French Open Tennis. The women’s final. Subsequent programmes subject to change.3.40 Talking Movies. (C) 4.05 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 4.50 Flog It! (R) 5.50 Monk. (C)(S) 6.35


7.25 8.05 9.05


----- 24.(R)(C)(S) 12.20 24. (R) 1.00 24.1.40 24.2.20 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


10.40 11.10 11.40


T reasure Hunt. Dermot Mur- naghan presents as two contes­ tants from Wiltshire guide Suzi Perry on a hunt for clues. (C) (S) The Great War. How Lord Kitch­ ener recognised the stalemate in the trenches on the Western Front and sought victory elsewhere — a decision which culminated in the Gallipoli campaign. (R) (bw) Dan Cruickshank on the Road to Armageddon. Dan Cruick­ shank explores Israel, the heart of the Middle East and target for 39 scud missiles during the first Gulf conflict in 1991. (C) (S) FILM: American Psycho (2000). Premiere. Satirical black comedy, starring Christian Bale. (C) (S) Have I Got News for You. (R) Early Doors. (R) (C) (S)


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 GT on 4. (T) 7.30 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.30 The Cricket Show. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 9.55 Vee-TV. 10.25 Friends. (R) (T) 10.50 Friends. (R) (T) 11.20 Big Brother. (R) 11.50 Big Brother. (R) 12.25 Silver Clef Concert. (T) 1.25 Channel 4 attheraces from Doncaster and Haydock Park. Races at 1.35,1.50,2.05, 2.20, 2.35 and 2.50. (T) 2.55 Secret His­ tory. (R) (T) 3.55 Brookside. (T) 5.25 Time Team. (R) (T) 6.25


7.25 7.50


8.20


9.05 9.40


Out of Eden. Part two. How DNA connects humanity. (T) Channel 4 News. (T)


Test Match Cricket. England v Zimbabwe. Highlights from the third day of the Second Test at Chester-le-Street, Durham. (T) Kelvin Saves the Tories. Kelvin MacKenzie discusses Margaret Thatcher’s premiership. (T) Big Brother. The live task. (T) FILM: The Net (1995). Thriller, ’ starring Sandra Bullock. (T)


11.45 World Rally Championship. 12.15 Big Brother Live. (R) 12.50 4Music: DanceStar Awards Miami. (R) (T) 1.55 4Music: 4Play. (T) 2.10 4Music: 4Play. (R) (T) 2.20 FILM: The Wood (1999). Pre­ miere. Drama, starring Taye Diggs. (T) 4.10 The Norm Show. (R) (T) 4.30 The Norm Show. (R) (T) 4.55 For Your Love. (R) (T) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.24 5.25 5.45


6.15 6.45


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 Wheels on the Bus. 6.05 Macdonald’s Farm. 6.20 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 6.45 Boohbah. 7.05 Diggin’ It. 9.25 SMTV Uve.’ (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 Young Hercules. (T) (S) 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (D 1-05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.10 Rugby World Sevens. (T) (S) 2.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (T) (S) 2.35 FILM: Rio Bravo (1959). Renegade cow­ boy John Wayne and drunken sheriff Dean Martin take on a gang of outlaws threaten­ ing to tear apart a peace-loving town. Western, with Ricky Nelson. (T) 5.10 Granada News; Weather. (T) Pollen CounL ITV News; Weather. (T) Mr Bean: The Animated Series. The hapless half-wit stumbles on a treasure map in his attic, and is made homeless after his landlady sleepwalks into his room. You've Been Framedl Rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities and home-video howlers, present­ ed by Lisa Riley. (R) (T) (S) FILM: Star Wars (1977). The firatj part of George Lucas’s original blockbusting scl-fi trilogy,^starring' Mark Hamill as heroic farmboy Lukei Skywalker, thrust into an inteigalac-,


- tic battle between good and evil- c while, trying to rescue, a plucfc^ princess from the clutches of arcih’:


villain Darth Vader. En route’ he’s ’ helped by a cocky space pilot(Har-, rison Ford), a veteran warrior (Alec! ; Guinness), two bickering robots ahdi


9.05 j


. an eight-foot hairy monster answer-! . ing to the'name Chewbacca.’4§>lij| MIT. When a convicted paedophile is discovered murdered and muti­ lated, the team find it difficult to see him as a victim and are in no rush to track down the culprit, so it falls to Dl Friend to remind them they still have a job to do. The problem is, all his police files and personal records have gone missing — and the children he abused do not exist. Did someone destroy his records to cover up the crime, or is there an altogether more sinister explanation? Gritty drama, starring Lindsey Coulson. (T) (S)


10.05 FILM: Bapkdraft (1991): Drama about firefighting brothers whose 3 ; personal feud gets in the way of , • their attempts to hunt down a n :


> "arsonist. Kurt Russell! William* • <


6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake!; Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (S) 8.25 Roobarb. (R) 8.30 Beyblade. (S) 8.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 9.25 Xcalibur. (S) 10.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 10.30 Beast Wars. (S) 11.00 The Adventures of Sin- bad. (S) 11.55 The Tribe. (S) 12.55 Popular. (R) (T) (S) 1.50 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) (S) 2.20 Daria. (R) (S) 2.45 The Smash Hits Chart. (S) 3.15 Home and Away. (T) (S)


5.20 FILM: Hercules and the Lost King­


7.00 7.55


8.45 9.05


dom (TVM 1994). Kevin Sorbo stars as the hunky hero who travels to a dangerous land. Fantasy adventure, also starring Anthony Quinn. (T) (S) Charmed. The sisters battle demons from horror films. (R) (T) (S) Dark A ng e l. White arranges to expose the transgenics. (T) (S) five news and sport. (T) CSI: Miami. The investigation team hunt down a hit-man. (T) (S)


11.05 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.14 Granada Weather. (T) 11.15 FILM: Backdraft (1991). Conclude


10.00 Law and Order. A professor is mur­ dered; (T) (S) five news late.


11.00 FILM: The G ir l Next Door (TVM' 1998). A naive teenager falls under the spell of a calculating Romeo and gets roped into committing murder on his i behalf. Thriller, starring Sharon Gless and Tracey Gold. (T) (S)


12.35 Live NHL Ice Hockey. New Jersey Devils at Anaheim Mighty Ducks. 4.25 First Wave. Cade infiltrates a stronghold. 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


• . •. . _klI ___ _ BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 Tongues of Fire: A Cele­ bration of Pentecost. (C) (S) 11.00 TV Mail. (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 Dad’s Army. (Ft) (C) 1.35 Keeping Up Appearances. (R) (C) 2.05 EastEnders. 4.00 Points of View. 4.15


5.10 5.45


My Family. (R) 4.45 BBC News; Weather. (C) 5.05 Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. Aled Jones intro­ duces a special from Exeter Cathe­ dral, with more than 500 members of the Royal School of Church Music celebrating their 75th anniversary. (C)


R ock fa ce . Gordon faces a race against time to find a missing climber,


6.45 7.30 8.00 9.00


as conflicting stories from walkers regarding his whereabouts only con­ fuse the situation. Meanwhile, Helen is concerned when Douglas fails to return home. Clive Russell stars. (C) A nt iqu e s Roadshow. Another chance to see a visit to Melksham in Wiltshire, when some of the objects on view included a dagger worn by a Cos­ sack, a drawing by Edmund Dulac, a dog collar made in 1784 and a gold box found in the mud in Wales. (R) (C) The Alexander Archive. Insight into a Wirral family's life, using archive mate­ rial to reveal over 40 years of history from the 1920s through to the 1960s. Bom and Bred. Tom attempts to help the father of one his patients see sense, and Arthur has some uncon­ ventional treatment for Eddie and Len when they turn up at the surgery with strange symptoms. James Bolam and Michael French star. (C) (S) State of Play. Stephen tells Andrew Wilson to spin the news of Cal’s affair with Anne in a bid to tarnish his reputa­ tion, although a sickening discovery promises to put his own political career in doubt. David Morrissey stars. (C) (S)


10.00 BBC News at Ten O’clock; Weath­ er. (C)


10.15 11.00


Panorama. Gavin Esler chairs a debate with a panel of politicians, journalists and BBC correspondents to answer questions about the five economic tests. (C) (S)


FILM: Turbulence (1997). A convict­ ed killef breaks free of his restraints during a plane trip, and embarks on a-i murderous rampage. Thriller, starring' Ray Liotta; (C) (S) Weathorviow.


12.40 FILM; Deadfall (1968). Intricate' thriller'' starring Michael Caine, Eric Portman and Gio- vanna Ralli. (C) 2.35 BBC News 24.


T h e F o rsy te S a g a , ITV1, 9.00pm.


Let’s face it, costume dra­ mas have had a hard time matching that moment when Mr Darcy swaggered from the lake in Pride and Prejudice. Okay, so the costumes and cast may be spot on in this period tale but that vital ingredient — sex appeal for the ladies is sadly missing. Damian Lewis and Rupert Graves may have got a few female viewers’s pulses pounding over the past few weeks but that elusive frisson


ITV1


between the leading men and their coy love interests is sorely absent. In this offering, Fleur is delighted to see Jon, who has taken a job at a farm, and the pair decide the only way they can be together is to elope.


CHANNEL 4


6.45 7.15


8.00 9.00


10.00 10.45 11.25


6.30 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.50 CBBC: Fix and Foxi. (R) (C) (S) 7.05 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 The Scooby and Scrappy Show. (C) 10.50 The Basil Brush Show. (R) (C) (S) 11.15 Young Indiana Jones Chroni­ cles. (R) (C) (S) 12.40 Super League Show. 1.10 Sunday Grandstand. Introduced by John Inverdale. (S) 1.15 Golf. (S) 2.15 MotoGP. (S) 3.20 Live French Open Tennis. (S) 4.25 Racing. (S) 4.35 Live French Open Tennis. Times may vary and subsequent programmes subject to change. (S) 6.15 Hi-De-Hi! Jeffrey treats the campers to a recital. (R) (C) Some Mothers Do 'Ave ’Em. Frank and Betty move house. (R) Correspondent Evan Davis trav­ els through Europe to poll opin­ ions on the euro. (R) (C) Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson looks at the latest range of Porsche 911s and James May gets behind the wheel of a classic TR6. (C) (S) Dan C ru ic k sh a n k and the Raiders of the Lost Art. The fate of the Iraq Museum. (C) (S) 24. Jack’s mission fakes him to a desert location. (C) (S) This Life. (R) (C) (S) Boxing.


12.25 FILM: Pecker (1998). Comedy, star­


ring Edward Furlong and Lili Taylor. (C) (S) 1.45 Close 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.25 Milkshake!; Dappledown Farm. 6.50 Hi-5. (R) (S) 7.30 Oswald. (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (S) 8.30 Barney and Friends. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.25 George Shrinks. (S) 9.55 Wishbone. (R) (S) 10.30 Braceface. (S) 11.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (S) 11.30 FAQ. (S) 12.00 Revelations. (R) (S) 12.35 five news update. (T) (S) 12.45 FILM: The Big Circus (1959). Drama, starring Victor Mature. (T) 2.50 FILM: Ice Station Zebra (1968). Arctic adventure, starring Rock Hudson. (T) (S)


5.30 5.40


f ive news and sport. Headlines. (T)(S) .


7.30 8.00


FILM: Zeus and Roxanne (1996): Family drama about a mongrel.and a dolphin who form an extraordinary bond, bringing their owners closer together as a result. Starring Sieve Guttenberg and Kathleen Quinlan. (T) Danger! Incoming Attack. New tongue-in-cheek survival show.. (T) A d ren a lin Rush: H o llyw o o d ’s Chases; (R) Jive news at 9.


'l 9.00 FILM: AWOL: Absent Without Leave’


(1990). A French Foreign Legion; deserter uses his fighting skills to help ’ his dead brother’s poverty-stricken":


widow and daughter. Jean-Claude Van ! Damme stars; (T) (S) five news late.,. ••


11.05 The FBI F ile s . Conclusion of the shocking story. (T) (S)


12.10 Triathlon. 12.50 This Week in Baseball. (S) 1.10 Live Major League Baseball. New York Yankees at Chicago Cubs. (S) 4.30 AMA Motocross. The Hangtown Classic. (R) (S)


7.30 8.00 9.00


6.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.25 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.50 Blue’s Clues. (R) (T) 7.15 Salty’s Lighthouse. (R) (T) 7.40 Angela Anaconda. (R) (T) 8.05 Totally Spies! (R) (T) 8.30 Taina. (R) (T) 9.00 T4: Dirty Laun­ dry. (T) 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.25 T4: Hol- lyoaks. (T) 12.30 T4: As If. (T) 1.10 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother. (T) 2.15 FILM: House Arrest (1995). Comedy, starring Jamie Lee Curtis. (T) 4.15 World Rally Championship. (T) 4.45 Stargate SG-1. 5.40 Full Metal Challenge. Teams from New Zealand, America and Scotland compete. (T) Smallville: Superman the Early Years. Lionel Lulhor is shot. (T) Channel 4 News. (T) Gang Wars. The largest ever sur­ vey of youth gangs in Britain. (T) Big Brother.Highlights of the past week, with psychological analysis of the housemates’ behaviour. (T)


6.40


10.00 Six Feet Under. Ruth attends a self-help seminar. (T) The Importance of Being Mor­ rissey. Rare access to the enig­ matic pop star. (T) (bw)


11.15


12.20 Today at the Test. (T) 1.20 V Gra­ ham Norton: Look Back. (T) 2.20 The Richard Taylor Interviews. (R) 2.40 Abe’s Manhood. (R) (T) 3.00 South American Football. 4.45 Top Tips From Teenagers. (R) (T) 4.50 Top Tips From Teenagers. (R) (T) 4.55 Vee-TV. (R) 5.20 Countdown. (R)


6.45 7.00


7.30


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Sunday Programme. 7.40 Diggin’ It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 CITV: The Big Bang. (R) (T) (S) 9.45 Brilliant Creatures. (R) (T) 10.05 Art Attack. (R) (T) (S) 10.30 Alpha: Will it Change Their Lives? (T) (S) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.30 The Sunday Supplement. 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weather. (T) (S) 1.55 Granada News;. Weather. (T) 2.00 That’s Esther. (T) (S) 2.30 The Adventure of English. (R) (T) 3.30 Rugby World Sevens. (T) (S) 4.25 Granada News; Weather. (T) 4.39 Pollen CounL (S) 4.40 The Secrets of Stars in Their Eyes. (R) 5.45 Boot Sale Challenge. New series of the car-boot bargain hunt, begin­ ning as Ted Robbins challenges two teams to scour a sale. Wish You Were Here...? Ruth England meets a British couple searching for a holiday home in Madeira, Claire Sweeney parties in Lapland, Oli Head enjoys the thrills and spills of the UK’s best. theme parks and ,Russell Amerasekera examines a variety of tourist traps. (T) (S) ITV News; Weather. (T) Emmerdale. Andy makes a bar­ gain with Chris over the future of Butlers Farm, and Zoe tells Chloe about the new woman in her life, while Marlon receives bad news, putting an end to his hopes of an early reunion with Tricia. (T) (S) Coronation StreeL Sarah finishes with Todd, sacrificing her own hap­ piness for his future, Dev vows to prove Naveen had nothing to do with the robbery and Ashley’s words


6.15 8.00 9.00


10.30 10.45


11.44 11.45


give Claire food for thought (T) (S) The Royal. A family set off on a hunting expedition, but tragedy strikes when one son is shot by a stray bullet and rushed to the hospi­ tal. When the patient dies. Gordon notices his brother is acting very strangely, and recommends he rest in one of the beds on the ward. (T) The Forsyte Saga. Fleur Is delight­ ed to see Jon again, who has taken a job at a farm, and the pair decide the only way they can be together is to elope— so they plan to start a new life with each other in Scotland, but a shocking revelation from Joly- on scuppers their intentions. (T) (S) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) The Way They Were: Rock and Pop Special II. (R) Granada Weather. (T) Sex and Religion. (T) (S) 12.35 FILM: All Men Are Mortal (1995). An actress who wants to live forever begins an affair with a 700-year-old man. Romantic drama, starring Stephen Rea; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.10 Trisha.'(R) (T) (S) 3.00 Ghost Stories. (R) (T) (S) 3.25 World Sport. (R) (S) 3.50 Get Stuffed; (R) (S) ITV News Head­ lines. 4.00 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE |


12.30 The Business 1.55 Calendar News and Weather 4.25 Calendar'News and Sport 11.44 Local Weather 5.00 Jobfinder


SATELLITE RICKOF THE DAY


Pendulum, Sky MovieMax, 10.00pm. Amanda Reeve Is a detective assigned to Investigate a murder at a law school. It’s rumoured that the victim had offered female students good grades In return for sex, and two of his most wealthy and beautiful pupils soon fall under suspicion. However, they have cast iron ali­ bis, and to make matters worse, Amanda’s colleagues have a hard time tracking down a killer who slashes his victims. Meanwhile, a reporter d is co v e rs some news about Amanda’s former lover. Rachel Hunter stars.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


5.25 South Pacific (PG) (2001) 7.45


Casper's Haunted Christmas (U) (2000) 9.25 Pokemon: The Movie 2000 (PG) (2000) 11.25 Final


Pokemon: The Movie 2000 (PG) (2000) 4.45 2 Fast 2 Furious Exclusive 5.00 Hnel Fantasy: The Spirits Within (PG) (2001) 7.00 Shrek (U) (2001) Animated adventure, with the voice of Mike Myers. 8.35 Spy Gome (15) (2001) Thriller, starring Brad Pitt. 10.45 Ths Mexican (15) (2001) 1255 Almost Famous (15) (2000) 3.00 David (15) (1997) 4.35 Casper’s Haunted Christmas (U) (2000)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.20 Bubbles 6.45 Babycakes (PG) (1989) 825 Black River (PG) (TVM 2001) 955 Tornado Warning (PG) (TVM 2002) 1150 Full Ride (PG) (2001) 155 Babycakes (PG) (1989) 3.05 Black River (PG) (TVM 2001) 455 Tornado Warning (PG) (TVM 2002) 6.10 Full Rida (PG) (2001) 8.00 She Creature (15) (2001) Horror, starring Carta Gugino. 955 Loft h im (15) Short drama, starring Lucy 'Russell; 10.00 Pendulum (18) (2001) 11.40 Under Hellgate Bridge (18) (1999) 1.15 Hellralser III: Hell on Earth (18) (1991) 2.55 Mo’ Money (15) (1992) 450 Babycakes (PG) (1989)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


6.00 The Macomber Affair (PG) (1947) 7.30 Cactus Ja ck (PG) (1979) 9.00 Tarzan and His Mate (PG) (1934) 11.00 Sergeant Ryker (U) (1968) 12.30 Cactus Jack (PG) (1979) 2.00 Tarzan and His Mate (PG) (1934) 4.00 Tight Spot (PG) (1955) 6.00 The China Syndrome (PG) (1979) 8.00 The Seventh Sign (15) (1988) 10.00 The Thing (18) (1982) 11.55 M Butterfly (15) (1993) 1.40 The Seventh Sign (15) (1988) 3.20 All That Jazz (15) (1979)


SKY ONE


5.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Batman: The Animated Series. 7.30 Transformers: Armada. 8.00 Malo Korrlgan. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-Gl- Ohl 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Afterbum. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. 12.00 Futurama. 12.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.00 Relic Hunter. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Enterprise. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. Fry and Bender become room-mates. 7.30 The Simpsons. A judge rules that Homer is a negligent father. 8.00 Dinotopia. Why Is Le Sage and Cortez getting younger? 9.00 Fear Factor. 10.00 Prince William Uncovered. 11.00 The Anna Nicole


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Fantasy; Hie Spirits Within (PG) (2001) 1.15 Shrek (U) (2001) 3.00


Show. 11.30 British Sex. 12.30


Temptation Island Australia. 1.35 Jack and Jill. 2.25 Jack and Jill. 3.15 Higher Ground. 4.05 Higher Ground.


4.55 Cribs. SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Test Match Cricket. 7.30 International Football. 9.30 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 10.30 Live


Test Match Cricket. England v Zimbabwe. 7.00 Live Northern Masters. From the Newcastle Arena. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Velocity. 11.00 Test Match Cricket. 12.30 Northern Masters. 3.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Sportnation. 8.30 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Live European Golf. The British Masters. 5.30 World Sport Special. 6.00 US Superbikes. 7.00 Rallymax. Action from the Emerald Isle. 7.30 Live US Golf. The FBR Capital Open. 11.00 Live US Golf. The Seniors PGA Championship. 1.00 European Golf. The British Masters. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.30 Super League. 9.30 US Golf. 12.30 Rallymax. 1.00 Motor Racing. 3.00 Live NFL Europe. Scottish Claymores v Amsterdam Admirals (Kick-off 3.00pm). 6.00 Triathlon. 7.00 Australian Rugby League. 9.00 Motor Racing. 11.00 Rallymax. 11.30 US Superbikes. 12.30 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Rally Driving. 8.00 International Football. 9.00 Live MotoGP. The Italian Grand Prix. 2.15 Live French Open Tennis. The men's final at Roland Garros. 4.45 British Eurosport News. 5.00 International Football. 9.00 NASCAR. 10.00 British Eurosport News. 10.15 Rally Driving. 10.30 MotoGP. 11.30 Motocross. 12.30 Rally Driving. 1.00 British Eurosport News. 1.15 Close.


UK GOLD


5.30 Are You Eielng Served? 6.00 Hl- De-HI! 6.30 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The Bill. 1.00 Bergerac. 2.00 The Bill. 3.00 Lovejoy. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00 The Bill. 6.00 Dangerfietd. 7.00 Porridge. Godber enters the world of boxing. 7.40 Porridge. Fletcher makes Godber feel at home. 8.20 Porridge. Fletcher finds three is a crowd. 9.00 Sharpe. Romantic adventure, starring Sean Bean. 11.00 Dalzlel and Pascoe. 1.00 The Fast Show. 1.40 Kiss Me Kate. 2£0 Kiss Me Kate. 3.05 Shooting Stars. 3.45 Shooting Stars. 4.25 Dallas.


LIVINGTV


5.00The Golden Girls. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Victoria Principal's Skincare Range. 7.00 HI-5.7.35 The


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12.55 FILM: Gold (1974). A South African engineer exposes a conspiracy to raise the price of gold by flooding a mine. Action adventure, starring Roger Moore and Susannah York. (T) 3.00 CD UK. (R) 3.50 Entertainment Now; (R) (T) ITV News Head­ lines. 4.20 Cybernet. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


. ed; (T) (S) TTV News Headlines. YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News and Weather 5.10 Calendar News 11.14 Local Weather


• Baldwin and Robert De {lira star. ■ ■ Continued after the news. (T) (S) - -


Branches in Barnoldswick, Burnley, Padiham, Clitheroe. Nelson & Earby


* > T- 5 KSATELLITERICKiDl^rHEiim


Heist, Sky Movies Premier, 8.00pm. Gene Hackman plays Joe Moore, the leader of a gang of thieves who undertake a series of complex heists for the hateful Mickey Bergman (Danny DeVito). Unfortunately for Moore and his team, Bergman is a slippery character who rips them off fol­ lowing a Jewel robbery. He then exerts a hold over the gang and forces them to undertake the daring theft of a Swiss gold shipment, with Bergman’s son join­ ing Moore's the team for the experience.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


5.25 Shergor (PG) (1999) 7.15 Thumbelina (U) (1994) 9.00 Ghostbustera (PG) (1984) 11.00 Kim (PG) (1984) 1.25 Thumbelina (U) (1994) 3.10 South Pacific (PG) (2001) 5.30 Movie News 6.00 Ghostbusters (PG) (1984) 8.00 Heist (15) (2001) 10.00 The Score (15):(2001): 12.10 Save the Last Dance (12) (2001) 2.10 Dinner with Friends (15) (2001) 3.50 David (15) (1997)


SKY MOVIES MAX


5.00 Perfect Game (PG) (1999) 6.45 The Pretender 2001 (PG) (2001) 820 Baby of the Bride (PG) (1991). 9.55 Landspeed (PG) (2001) 1120 Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (PG) (2001) 1.15 The Pretender 2001 (PG) (2001) 2.50 Baby of the Bride (PG) (1991) 425 Landspeed (PG) (2001) 6.00 Tremors '3: Back to Perfection (PG) (2001) 8.00 Earth v s The Spider (15) (2001) 9.35 Jetpec Willy 10.00 Ready to Rumble (15) (2000) 11.40 First Target (15) (2000) 125 Hellhound: Hellraiser II (18) (1988) 3.05 Brooklyn Babylon (15) (2000) 4.40 Landspeed (PG) (2001)


■ SKY MOVIES CINEMA


6.00 The Good Guys and the Bad Guys (PG) (1969) 7.35 Start the Revolution Without Me (PG) (1970) 9.15 The Lett-Handed Gun (PG) (1958) 11.00 Iron Man (PG) (1951) 12.30 Planet of the Apes (PG) (1988) 2.25 The Virgin Queen (15) (1955) 4.05 Trouble Along the Way (U) (1953) 6.00 Planet of the A pe s (PG) (1968) 8.00 The Innocents (12) (1961) 10.00 Carlito’s Way (18) (1993) 1225 Singles (15) (1992) 2.10 New York at the Movies 3.50 Trouble Along the Way (U) (1953)


SKY ONE


5.10 Guilty! 6.00 Early Edition. 7.00 Batman: The Animated Series. 7.30 Translormers: Armada. 8.00 Malo Korrlgan. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu- Gi-Oh! 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling


Entertainment:


Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Futurama. 1.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next'Generation.’4.00-’ Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 DInotopia. 6.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 9.00 Stephen King’s It. 11.00 Angel. 12.00 Fear Factor. 12.50 Fear Factor. 1.40 Fastlane. 22 0 Jack and Jill. 3.25 Jack and Jill. 42 0 Cream.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 World Sport Special. 6.30 International Under-21 Football.


8.30 Soccer AM. 10.30 Live Test Match Cricket. England v Zimbabwe. Continues on Sky Sports 3 at 2.00pm. 2.00 Live International Football. Scotland v Germany. 5.30 World Sport Special. 6.00 Uve Super League. Leeds Rhinos v Castleford Tigers (Kick-off 6.05pm). 8.00 Uve Saturday Fight Night. Top bouts. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 Max Power. 1.00 Live Motor Racing. The Bombardier 500. 3.00 World Wrestling


Entertainment:


Smackdown. 5.00 World Sport Special. 5.30 Rallymax.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Classics. 9.00 Racing News. 9.30 Live International Rugby Union. Australia v Ireland. 12.00 Australian Rules Football. 2.00 Live International Football. Republic of Ireland v Albania. 5.30 Uve US Golf. The Seniors PGA Championship. 8.00 Uve US Golf. Tbe FBR Capital Open. 11.00 European Golf. 12.30 Saturday Fight Night. 2.30 International Football. 4.30 European Golf.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 The Surf Mag. 7.30 Super League. 9.30 US Golf. 12.30 Max Power. 1.30 World Sport Special. 2.00 Live Test Match Cricket. 7.00 International Rugby Union. 9.30 International Football. 11.30 Test Match Cricket. 1.00 International Rugby Union. 3.30 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Rally Driving. 8.00 Car Racing. 8.30 Car Racing. 9.00 Rally Driving. 10.00 International Football. 11.45 Uve MotoGP. The Italian Grand Prix. 1.00 Rally Driving. 1.30 Live French Open Tennis. The women's final. 4.15 International Football. 6.00 MotoGP. , 7.00 Watts. 7.30 Yoz Magazine. 8.00 Live Kickboxing. The latest Klckmania event. 10.00 Eurosport News. 10.15 MotoGP. 11.15 International Football. 12.30 Rally Driving. 12.45 Rally Driving. 1.15 Eurosport News. 1.30 Close.


UK GOLD


5.25 Are You Being Served? 6.00 Hl-De-Hil 6.30 Some Mothers Do ’Ave 'Em. 7.15 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 Tho New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The • New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Doctors. 12.40 Casualty. 1.30 Doctors. 2.20 Holby City. 3.30 Doctors. 4.10 Holby City. 5.20 Doctors. 6.00 Holby City. 7.05 Open All Hours. 7.45 Open All Hours. 8.20 Open All Hours. 9.00 Messiah. 10.15 Messiah. 11.50 Men Behaving Badly. 12.50 Doctor Who. 3.30 The Detectives Special. 4.35 Dallas.


UVINGTV 5.00 Body Beautiful.-5.30 Time Life


Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Victoria Principal’s Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 7.45 The Wheels on the Bus. 7.55 Barney and Friends. 8.25 Elmo's World. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 The Montel Williams Show. 12.40 Crossing Over. 1.05 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.30 Crossing Over. 2.00 Loose Lips with Melinda and Richard. 4.10 Queen Latifah. 5.00 The Nanny. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 According to Jim. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Three Sisters. 7.55 Celebrity Extra. 8.00 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 8.30 Crossing Over. 9.00 Charmed. 9.55 Celebrity Extra. 10.00 Scream Team. 10.55 Street Psychic. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 The Montel Williams Show. 1.40 FILM: Crossed Over. 3.20 Celebrity Extra. 3.35 Judge Judy. 4.00 Judge Judy. 4.25 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


GRANADA PLUS


5.00 Starsky and Hutch. 6.00 Alias Smith and Jones. 7.00 Famo. 8.00 Hart to Hart. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.00 Sykes. 11.30 Doctor in the House. 12.00 Murder, She Wroto. 1.00 Hart to Hart. 2.00 Harry O. 3.30 FILM: Murder at Devil’s Glen. 5.30 Strange But True Encounters. 6.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 7.00 Agatha Christie's Partners in Crime. 8.00 Murder, She Wrote. 9.00 Taggart. 10.30 Hale and Pace. 11.00 Tho Knock. 12.00 Hawaii Five-O. 1.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 2.00 Harry O. 3.30 Spitting Image.


4.00 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime.


SCI-FI


9.00 seaQuest DSV. 11.00 The Chronicle. 12.00 FILM: l-Man. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.30 Ultimate Gamer. 6.00 Witchblade. 7.00 Witchblade.


8.00 FILM:


Jabberwocky. 10.00 FILM: Monty Python's Tho Meaning of Life. 12.00 FILM: Urban Ghost Story. 1.40 Darkroom. 2.40 The Twilight Zone.


3.10 The Twilight Zone. 3.40 Swamp Thing.


BBC THREE


7.00 FILM: Robin Hood: Princo of Thieves. 9.15 Liquid Assets. 10.15 Cutting It. 11.15 Premiership Priory. 12.15 Diners. 12.45 Sex. Warts and All USA. 1.10 Celebdaq. 1.35 Liquid Assets. 2.35 Greaso Monkeys.


■ IT V 2


9.25 Emmerdalo. 12.15 Coronation Street. 2.40 Holidays from Hell. 3.40 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 4.00 CD UK. 5.00 Rugby World Sevens. 8.05 Holiday Airport. 9.05 FILM: Crimson Tide. 10.55 Office Monkey. 11.25 Wudja? Cudja?


BARBECUED


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ning the butcher's shop in Shawbridge Street, Clitheroe, for more than 10 years and he said: “We are very pleased with the achievement. We were up against the best in the country”. The judge for the World


Barbecue Association, which ran the competi­ tion, obviously took a lik­ ing to the pair’s Double Barrel Cannon of lamb and Porky Pine Steaks. In November, Alpe’s


received a gold award at the Reebok Stadium,


IN the 2003 Guild of Q Butchers National Bar­ becue Championships, held at the Royal Show- ground, Stoneleigh, Warwickshire, propri­ etor of Alpe’s Butchers Mr George Alpe and his manager, Mr Duncan Smith, won the cup for second reserve champi­ onship in the team com­ petition. Mr AIpe has been run­


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some of his 20 hectares of vineyards, there he explained how they man­ aged the soil, which is where the work to produce fine wine is done. This is classic Riesling country, but the Pinot


lage of Hunawins was Christophe Mittnacht from the Domaine of the same name, whose vine­ yards are 100% bio­ dynamic, the strictest way to produce organic fruit. First we were shown


Mystique The Horseshoe, Blackpool Pleasure Beach May to November


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Wr > Wheels on the Bus. 7.45 The Wheels


on the Bus. 7.55 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Elmo’s World. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25


Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 Tho Golden Girls. 11.00 FILM: Rich in Love. 12.45 Celebrity Extra. 12.50


Crossing Over. 1.20 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.45 Crossing Over. 2.15 Charmed. 3.10 Ricki Lake. 4.00 According to Jim. 4.30 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 My Big Fat Greek Life. 6.30 Girlfriends. 7.00 Queen Latifah. Talk show presented by the Oscar-nominated singer and actress. 7.50 Celebrity Extra. 0.00 Beyond with James Van Praagh. Psychic readings and celebrity guests. 8.30 Crossing Over. Psychic John Edward makes contact with the dead. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 11.00 Soxcetera. 12.00 Queen Latifah. 12.50 Ricki Lake. 1.40 FILM: Blind Terror. 3.30 Celebrity Extra. 3.35 Judge Judy. 4.00 Judge Judy. 4.25


Your Stars with David Wells. 4.30 Tho Golden Girls. GRANADA PLUS


5.00 Alias Smith and Jones. 6.00 Emmerdale. 9.00 District Nurse. 10.00 Legacy of Murder. 10.45 Hollywood Confidential. 11.00 The Grand. 12.00 Pie in tho Sky. 1.00 The Darling Buds of May. 2.00 Peak Practice. 3.00 FILM: Paradise, Hawaiian Style. 5.00 FILM: Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles. 7.00 The Darling Buds of May. 8.00 Pie in the Sky. 9.00 Taggart. 11.00 London's Burning. 12.00 Chiller. 1.00 The Equalizer. 2.00 FILM: Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles. 4.00 The Grand.


SCI-FI


9.00 Farscape. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Ultimate Gamer. 11.30 The


Ray Bradbury Theatre. 12.00 FILM: The Groundstar Conspiracy. 2.00 FILM: Jabberwocky. 4.00 Sliders. 5.00 The Spying Game. 6.00 The Spying Game. 7.00 Firefly. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 The Stand. 10.00 FILM: Shadow of the Vampire. 11.40 Millennium. 12.40 Good v Evil. 1.40 FILM: Shadow of tho Vampire.


BBC THREE


7.00 Tho Bachelor. 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 Dale's Wedding. 10.00 Grease Monkeys. 10.30 Brain Candy. 10.45 24. 11.25 Pure 24. 12.00 Adam and Joe Go Tokyo.


12.30 Recovered. 1.00 Liquid Assets.


ITV 2


9.25 CD UK. 10.25 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here USA. 11.15 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here USA. 12.05 I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here USA. 12.55 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here USA. 1.45 Emmerdalo. 4.35 Coronation StreeL 7.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.30 Savage Planet.


Vere is the acknowledged master of the mysterious. He makes people disappear mg. - and whatever the audi- alwa ence do, they fail to discov- canin er just how. This year’s seve show is no exception. Pol- stagi ished and professional to specl the core, from the opening Th dance routines to comedian pool'; Tom Bright's "Andy and, Pandy" take-off, not for- mane getting the sensuous have' sounds of singers Krystal cope Cooper and Gemma For- who ; shaw, Mystique is captivat- Myst


THIS fast-moving show is Blackpool in a nutshell! High-kicking dancers, fab­ ulous costumes, Northern comedy and lots of "did he really do that?" Illusionist Richard De


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Walk Around Downham and was written by Mrs Elizabeth Wrigley, who described the original as a historic walk through vari­ ous parts of the village. This took the reader from the top of Downham,


through its lanes and along the main street, including points of historical interest along the way. During the past two


years Mrs Wrigley has rewritten the booklet, added photographs, sketches and pictures from old postcards, and improved the map. She said: “I have given


it a complete ‘makeover’.” Although she now lives


A BOOKLET produced five years ago has been completely updated by its Clitheroe author. The new book is called A


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THIS is one of Mozart’s most ent ing operas and Tim Supple’s direc this Opera North production brin much of the humour. I t is an opportunity for Ma


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