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7.00 Planet Saturday: Noddy in Toyland. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 The Itsy Bitsy Spider. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Noah’s Island. (R) (C) (S) 8.10 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.35 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Live and Kicking. (C) (S) 12.10 News; Weather (C) 12.15 Grandstand. With Steve Rider.. (S) 12.20 Football Focus. (S) 1.15 Boxing. (S) 1.20 Racing from Newbury. (S) 1.40 Olympic Dreams. (S) 1.55 Racing. (S). 2.10 Rugby Union Build-Up. (S) 2.25 Racing. (S) 2.45


: Around the Grounds. (S) 2.50 L've Rugby Union. (S) 3.45 Football Half-Times. (S) 3.55 Live Rugby Union. (S) 4.45 Final Score. (S)


5 40 BBC News; Weather. (C) Regional News and Sport. A Question of Pop. Jamie TheaK- ston hosts another round of the music quiz, with guests Lynden David Halt Glenn Tilbrook, Jade Jones and Atomic Kitten’s Jenny Frost. (C) (b) Big Break. Snooker stars Dennis


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‘ Taylor, Paul Hunter and Martin Clark join contestants for another session of hot potting, with Jim Davidson. (C) Dog Eat Dog. Ulrika Jonsson hosts a contest in which contestants battle it


out in the hope of winning £101)00. The National Lottery Stars. Singer-songwriter Dido performs her latest track Thank You. (C) (S)


8.10 Lenny Henry in Pieces- Jhe


funnyman brings a sisleet on of comedy characters to life. (R) (C) (S)


8 40 BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.


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g 00 • Men Behaving Badly. Part one. The strain of behaving like grown-ups


takes its toll on the friends as Tony moves in with Deborah while Gary


, decides to start a family. (R) (C)


9 45 Live Heavyweight Boxing. Audley Harrison v Michael Middleton. John Inverdale introduces the professional debut of Britain’s Olympic champion at the Wembley Arena. (C)


SATURDAY, MAY 19TH GRANADA


P I C K O F T H E D A Y Live Heavyweight Boxing,


BBC1, 9.45pm With crowd-pullers Lennox Lewis and Naseem Hamed spectacularly knocked off their pedestals recently,


Britain is now looking to Olympic Super Heavyweight Champion Audley Harrison to restore the country’s boxing pride. The 1 7 -stone university graduate became a millionaire overnight when be captured gold in Sydney last year, and now makes his heavyweight professional


bow at the London Arena inst American Michael


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 Rockabye Bubble. 6.30 Mac­ donald’s Farm. 6.451Ni Ni’s "Tj-eehouse. 7 1 0 Diqgit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK (T) (S) 12.30 The Planet’s Funni­ est Animals. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1 05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.10 On the Ball. (D 1-55 NBA 2001.2.25 Interna­ tional Motor Racing. New senes. Fomiula 3000 highlights. 2.55 FILM: Away All Boats (1956). Maritime adventure, starring Jett Chandler as a transport boat skipper strug­ gling to inspire his crew during the Pacific


War. With George Nader. (T) (bw)


Middleton. A lot has already been made of Harrison s oppo nent’s patchy career. However Audley knows that too ambi­ tious a debut could have seen his image blown apart.


5.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 51 0 n v News and Results; Weather.


5 30 Popstars Australia. New series from Down Under, showing what


happened when the Aussies held auditions for their own all-girl band, long before anyone had ever heard of Hear’Say. In the first episode thousands of young — and not so young — hopefuls flood


6.00 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. (S) 9.00 Open University. 9.00 Westemi


sation. (C) 9.05 Ever Wondered? (C) 9.30


New York Cleans Up. (C) 1?-00 l^ ? d Rites (Cl 10.05 Understanding Socim Change: Mother Knows Best? (C) 10.35 Mind Bites. (C) 10.40 See Hearl On Sat­ urday. (S) 11.25 FILM: The Men (1950). Melodrama, with Marlon Brando. (G) (bw) 12.50 FILM: Run of the Arrow (1957) Western. Rod Steiger stars. (C) 2 . io Arena. (C) 3.15 FILM: On the Waterfront (1954) Drama, with Marlon Brando, (bw) 5.00 TOTP 2. Billy Joel Performs h s such as Uptown Giri. (R) (C) (=>).


5.45 Malcolm in the Middie. Francis runs away from school, (n) \y)


6.10 Saturday Newsnight. Jeremy Paxman introduces an insight into


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10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lneker intro­ duces highlights of the action on the final day of the Premiershipseason •


featuring the battle ,or *^ec. th d Champions League spot. (C)(b) _


11.50 World Championship G?x'"g: d° hnf Inverdale introduces highlights of Audley Harrison’s first professiona


fiqht against American Michael Middleton at Wembley this evening. ^


1 20 They Think It’s All Over. With Teddy Sheringham. (R) (C) (S) l-SO A Question of


cnnrt m) (Cl (S) 2.20 Jack Dee s Happy Hour (R) (C) (S) 2.20 Weatherview. 2.55 Top .of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 3.30 BBC News 24.


the General Election. (C)


7.00 Are You Captain Corelli? The facts behind the novel. (C)


8.00 The Greatest Wildlife Show on Earth. Animal and plant-life


throughout the world. (R) (C)


9.00 I Love 1970. Jimmy Sav.le pre­ sents Seventies culture. (R) (O)


10.00 Gimme Gimme Gi" 'n]e:n[? ~ decides to set up a school. (R) (G)


r 10.30?r FILM: Rasputin (1 ?96). Drama, r


Close. 3.00 Learning Zone. 5.00 Close. starring Alan R W o i ^ . t ^ ^ . ^ .


' 12.10 Strangeways. (R)(Cn2.50FILM^ Southwest to Sonora (1966). (C) 2 25


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6.00 The Magic Roundabout. P ) 01 6.05 c-eame Street. (R) 7.05 Blue s Clues. (T) 7.30 Bug Alert. (T) 8.00 Trans World


Snort (11 9-00 The Morning Line. 10.00 t ic k e t Roadshow. (T) 10.55 Live Tes


Match Cricket. England v Pakistan. T) 1.00 Live Test Match Cricket and Racing from Nottingham and Thirsk. CnckeL Eng


land v Pakistan at LoreIs. Ra='n| - F®a^ rd . inn rarpei at 1.10. 1.40, 1.55 2.1U.anoi,


2 25 (T) 2.30 Live Test Match Cricket.,T England v Pakistan. Richie Benaud and


Simon Hughes commentate.CO 7.00 Channel 4 News; weather. U)


Today at the Test. Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the third day’s play in the First Test


between England and Pakistan. Brookside. Omnibus. (T) Trigger Happy TV. Comedy with Dorn Joly, who adopts an array of quirky characters, combined with


a hip soundtrack. (R) (T) Wingspan: Paul McCartney


Hits and History. Paul McCartney’s post-Beatles career. Sex, Lies and Cyberspace. Chat rooms on the Internet.


12.35 Around the Wodd in 80 Raves ( )


(T) 1.40 Flatmates. (R) (T) 2.10 h l m . Fresh (1994). Drama. Sean Nelson stars. (T) 4 15 FILM: Trouble for Two (1963). Mystery drama, with Robert Montgomery. (T) (bw) 5.30 For Your Love. (R) (T)


- Adelaide, Perth, Melbourne, Brisbane and Sydney, hoping to be qiven a crack at stardom. Chris Moss of WEA Records is among the judges — will he prove as forthright as Britain’s Nasty Nigel?


6 30 New You’ve Been Framed! Lisa Riley presents a collection of cam­


corder calamities and home-video h ow le rs ,


quys, the public at large. (T) (S)


7 1 0 Slap Bang with Ant and Dec. ... Former EastEnder Anita Dobson


; and one-time Casualty star Claire Goose join the Geordie duo as


they present another hour’s worth of comedy, chat and mayhem. (T)


81 0 Stars in Their Eyes. Matthew Kelly presents the soundalike


sinqing contest, giving starstruck hopefuls a crack at the big time. Contenders from Cheshire, Nuneaton, Bournemouth, Comwan and Derbyshire are transformed into rock star Axl Rose, Aussie diva Kvlie Minogue, an Eighties electro- synth singer, a sultry songstress


" from the 1950s and a performer dubbed the Peter Pan of Pop. (T)


' 9.00 • , FILM:.Die Hard II: Die Harder. (1990).Tough cop Bruce Willis


’ " r • single-handedly takes on terrorists who have seized control of an


airport. Action sequel, with Bonnie Bedelia and Franco Nero.


11.15 ITV Weekend News; Weather. ( l )


11.29 Granada Weather. 11 30 House of Frankenstein. Conclud­ ing part of the horror adventure


about a police detective battling all manner of horrific creatures. Greg Wise and Adrian Pasdar’ stayT) ■


6.00 Russell Grant’s WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6 30 W'deWor d ^


(T) (S) 7.00 5 News at Breakfast. (S) 7.J f s 00 Bkbar. fS) 8-30 T h e P o W f f


Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends, “


Girls' (R) (S) 9.00 Mega Babies. (R) (S) 9.25 .Pbt Project. (S) 9.55 The Core: Hercules: The Leoendary Journeys. (R) 10.50 Home and


Away: Back to the Bay. (R) 0") News (S) 11.05 Beverly Hills, 90210. (T) (S)


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9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. S) 11.00 Deha


Smith's Summer Collection. (R) (C) (S) li-4 0 Countqriile. (C) ( | ) 12.00 On the Record. (C)


(S) 12.55 EastEnders. (C) (S) 2.25 HU-m. Perry Mason: The Case of the Lady in the Lake (TVM 1988). The ace attorney investi kites the lakeside disappearance of a young h S


and uncovers a sinister conspiracy


Murder mystery, starring Raymond Burr. (C) 3.50 My Hy


What Now? (R) (C) (S) 4.50 Lifeline. (C) 5.00 News; Weather. (C)


5.20 5.25


6.00


7.00 7.30


Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. Actress Wendy Craig talks about her recent return to


ero. (R) (C) (S) ^OLeeEvans: So )


the boards with the RSC. (C) (S) The RHS Chelsea Flower Show. The nation’s favourite gardeners talk to people showcasing their work at


the prestigious flower show.(C) Last of the Summer Wine. A solicitor's letter addressed to Compo


causes a stir and ternfies Tom. (C) ° ) Wildlife on One. David Attenborough


explores family politics ,'n ‘h® *ox world. For three years a camera hidden on an Essex landfill has pro­


8.00 8.30


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vided a fascinating insight int° h°w a community of foxes behave. (C) (S) Ground Force. The team >rans,° ra7a plot consisting of rubble, mudandiw bath tubs into a family garden. (C) (b) Alistair McGowan s Big impression. Posh begs Becks for a nlace in the Manchester United squad and Carol Smillie finds herself in the middle of The Blair Witch Project. (C) Murder in Mind. Timothy West stare as a doctor who reluctantly assists in the suicide of his termin^yil w 'fe jo the police he is a criminal, to the local


community a ioving husband fuelling a debate on euthanasia. (C)


10.00 10.20


News* Weather. (C) Panorama. With official tnvestiga- Uons into cricket match-fixing having


taken place in five countries, Panora ma investigates the influence of inter


11.00 t.'


- FILM: Narrow Margln (199U). An i : assistant DA and the key.witnessto a , gangland slaying are pursued by h»- ,


national betting rin9S°nthe | P g°0y (An !


, men on board a.speeding,train. { Thriller, starnng Gene Hackman and;j


' . Anne Archer; (C)Weathewiew^ . ^ ; ■^SSS«S8S*®Wm4; t


6.00 WideWorld. (R) C0(S) 6.30 Hav^az <R) (S>


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Lunchtime, m f0


Cjrcuit ,n Le Mans. 0i0f,oTxdis"ve.B (S? 3.05 Family Affairs C O


•7.30 8.00


FILM:'splash, Too (TVM 1988). A Manhattan yuppie’s married bllss wiUi his mermaid wife Is disturbed by hoi; efforts to save a frlendly.dolphin. Com-; ; edy sequel, starring Todd Waring; :


Donovan Scott and Amy yasbeck. (H 5 News and Spo rt. Headlines. (T),(S) Motorsport M a x . . Magazine programme which goes behind the scenes at major sporting even s. (S Greed. Jerry Springer hosts the big- prize game show, (T) (S) 5,News at 9.


r9 00 ' FILM: Money Talks (1997). A journal-, l '


1st agrees to shelter a fugitive for the^


| L weekend, but the plan soon goes , I a w r v . Fast-paced comedy, starring \ ^.-..Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear and,.


* ' Chris Tucker;.(T) 5 News La te ., J Murder Detectives: Case Files.Tho


10.55 11.55


techniques used to sHt _thr°ugh the bumt-out remains of buildings. (T)jS) Live Major League Baseball. C eve-


: land Indians at Anaheim Angels. (S) , 4.00 Major League Baseball. Highlights.


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6.00 Open University. 8.15 C^BC. Taz- Mania. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 The Wild Thom- berrys. (C) (S) 9.00 Super Rupert. (C) (S)


Murder in Mind, BBC1, 9pm This excellent drama series contlnues witn 3 look a t an issue in the headlines — euthanasia.


Given a choice, many would rather die with


dignity than live in Pa ' " or drugged so much th a t they


neither know who or where


they are. When Margaret Collins discovers she has a


terminal illness, she s . determined to ta k e her


own life rather than suffer an agonising death._ At first, the diagnosis is a shock — she has a brain


disease with no known


cure. To make matters worse, Margaret’s husband is a doctor, and as a result


is only too aware of how much she will suffer in her illness. Timothy West and John Gordon Sinclair star.


f ilm : Happy Endings (1983). Romantic drama, starring John Schneider. (T) (S) 1.45 5


News at Lunchtime. (T) (S) 1.55 The Core. The Wonder Years. (R) 2.25 Singled Out. ( ) ,q\ o ca USA High. (S) 3.25 The Pepsi Chart.


(R) (T) (S) 3.55 Daria. (R) (T),(S) 4.25.Har^ and Cosh. (R) (T) (S) 4.50 Britney Spears.


There’s No Place Like Home. (R) . _ 5 55 Young Americans. New series. Drama about American PJfP^shool


boys, starring Rodney Scott. (T) .(S)


6.50 Charmed. The supernatura sisters battle demons from films. (T) (b)


7.45 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S)


8 00 Greed. Game show, with Jerry Springer; (T) (S) 5 News and Sport.


9 00 APMind to Kill. Philip Madoc returns 9‘° as Noel Bains; (T) (S) 5 News Late


1100 "; FILM: Shampoo (1975). Comedy - 'drama," starring Warren Beatty as a ? hairdresser who offers his wealthy


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female clients more than a blow-dry. < With Julie Christie and Goldie Hawn.


1.05 Sportsweek. Highlights oltheweek-( ) 3 35 FILM: The Leather Boys (1963). (T) (bw) 5.30 The Adventures of the Black Stallion. (R)


1 05 The Jerry Springer Show. (R) (TI (?) 1.45 Baywatch; (R) (T) (S) ITV News, 2 30 nial a-Date (R) (S) 3.00 ITV at the Read- ino Festival: 1999. (R) (S) 3,50 World Foot­ ball- (R) ITV News. 4.20 Box Office Ameri­ ca. (Rj (S) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


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1.05 Calendar News; Weather 4.55 Calendar News and Sport 11.29 Local Weather 4.45 Jobfinder. Vacancies.


MAY 20TH GRANADA


5 30 ITV News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. H o The Review. 7.00 The Sunday Pro­ gramme. 8.00 Diggit. 9-25 CITY/: Cow and Chicken 9.50 Sweat. 10.15 Scooby and Scrappy Doe. (T) 10.30 Sunday Morning^ (T) (S) 11.30 Two Thousand Years. (R) (T) 12.00 That’s Esther. (T) 12.30 Lunchtime Live. (T) 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby. (T) (S) 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) |.0 5 Cartoon Time. 2.10 Storm Force. (S) 2.40 The Magnificent Seven. 3.35 FILM: Soni of the Pink Panther (1993). Inspector Clouseau’s equally hapless son a>>emPt3 to rescue a kidnapped princess Connedy, starring Roberto Benigni, Herbert Lorn, Claudia Cardinale and Burt Kwouk. (T) (S) 5.15 . Monkey Business. Jim and Alison find themselves in the spot- liqht in Turkey, while back at Mon­ key World a nervous chimpanzee is introduced to his neighbours.


5 45 Cartoon Time. Animated fun. fi oo Granada News; Waathar. (T) ^ 6.05 Living for the Moment. Following a year in the life of Rachel


Hopwood, a Lancashire teenager suffering from a rare disorder. (H) ;


' 5.50 Howard Goodall's Organ Works. (R) (T) (S) 6.20 The Neverending Story. (H)


(T) 6.40 Rocko’s Modem Life. (R) (T) 7.10 Blue’s Clues. (T) 7.35 Bug A l e 8.00


The Kids from Room 402.. (T) The 7ark Files (Ti 9.00 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 10.30 Live Test Match Cricket. England v Pakistan. Mark Nicholas presents the


i saoue Show. 12.00 Top of tne Pnns+Plus. (C) (S) 1.00 NorthWestmin- ster 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. Presented by Sue Barker. 1.35 Boxing. (S) 1 50 Live


Ruabv Union. (S) 3.50 Athletics. (S) 6 30 Y Star Trek. A mechanical monster destroys a series of planets. (H)


7.20 Correspondent. A SouthAfncan boy’s battle against Aids. (C) (S)


8.05 The World War. The longest retreat in British history. (R) (C)


■ 9.45 Have I Got News for You. Satin- cal current affairs quiz. (R) (C) (S)


9.00 The X Files. A genie grants Mulder three wishes. (C) (o)


10.15 People Like Us. New senes Roy Mallard tackles theology. (CI (S)


10.45 Marion and Geotf. Kei h reminisces in Cardiff. (R) (C) (S).


. 11.15 Z for Fake. New g a™ show series all about fakery. (C) (S)_ .


11 25 Perfect World. Maggie gets Bob 1


11.55 Strangeways. The inmates face Christmas behind bare. ^(R) (C) (S)


drunk at the office. (R) (C) (S) -


12.35 Later with Jools Holland. (R) ( ) 1735 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


fourth day of the First Test at Lord s. (T) 1.00 The Lunch Break. (T) 1-35 Live Test Match Cricket. England v Pakistan. (T) 6.55 Channel 4 News; weather. CO -


7 25 Today at the Test. Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fourth


' day in the First Test at Lords. (O ■


8.00 , Politics Isn’t Working: Not Black and White. Investigation


■ into the state of race relations in Britain, an issue certain to figure during the forthcoming elections.


9.00 The Secret Rulers of the World. Jon Ronson follows Texas talk


show host Alex Jones' investiga­ tions into an annual ritual held in ■ Bohemian Grove, Carolina. (T)


10.00 Nuremberg. First of e tw.°'Pa[ t drama, starring Alec Baldwin. (T)


11.45 Football Italia. Highlights. .


- Vampyre (1979). Horror, wUh KjausKinskb 4.30 Sunday. 4.35 Australia W Id. (T) 5.05 Howard Goodall's Big Bangs. (R) (T) (S)


.


12.50 World Wrestling Federation. 0 ) - 1.45 Flatmates. (R) (T) 2.15 Mananui. R) 2 35 One Day. 2.40 FILM: Nosferatu the


9 00 : s 35 ITV News; Weather. (T) ,


6 50 Lily Savage’s Biankety Blank. ‘ Classic game show, with guests Jane Cox, Fiona Dolman, Derek


- , Fowlds, Brenda Gilhooly, Bill Tarmey and Nick Weir. (T)


7 30 Coronation Street. Vikram dis­ covers Bobbi has been playing him for a fool, while Dev tries to make amends with Geena, and Maxine gets behind the wheel for a driving lesson. Shelley per­ suades Duggie to hold another theme night at the Rovers. (T)


8 00 Where the Heart Is. As Anna ago­


nises about breaking the news of her pregnancy to Simon, a g am­ orous woman stirs up trouble between them. Meanwhile. Stephen and Jacqui prepare to leave Skelthwaite, and Henry plots


to win back Jess. (J) (S) London’s Burning. The team


race against time to rescue a man iniured in a fall before his wife gets home and finds out he’s been hav-


in g an affair, while a hospital porter with a grudge starts a fire in a store


cupboard. Last in senes. (T) (S)


10 00 High Stakes. Nicholas goes away for a few days and reluctantly


leaves Bruce in charge. (T). 10.30 ITV Weekend News; Weather. ( \ )


10 44 Granada Weather. 10.45 Britain’s Most Te rm in g Ghost Stories. Dramatised reconstruc­ tions of encounters with spirits. (T)


11.50 The Apostles. St James. (T) (S) 12.20 FILM: Jacobs Ladder (1990).Psychological chiller star­


ring Tim Robbins; (T>(S) News Headlines. 2.35 Trisha. (R)


(T) (S) 3.30 Judge Judy. 3 .5 0 Cybernet; (S) ITV News Head­


lines: 4.20 ITV Nightscreen.; ". yo b k s h ib e


12 30 Wheel of Fortune 2.00 Calendar News and Weather 5.50 Calendar News


and Sport 6.05 Flying Do3t°J.1.0^ nb°®al Weather2.35 Hera Pheri 5.00 Jobfinder


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Strip (18) (1982) Tho funnymen on- staae. 1.05 The Night Welker (15)


(1965) 2.35 Pet® 'n' Tlllle (15) (1972) 4.20 Desert Mice (PG) (1959) SKY ONE


i 6 00 Hour ol Power. 7.00 Mummies ! Alive 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. I 8-30 Mega Babies. 9.00 Max Steel. I 9-30 Starship Troopers. 10.00 The | Simpsons. 10.30 Americas Dumbest I rriminals 11 00 World Wrestling I Federation: Motel. 12 00 World I Wrestling - Federation: Superstars.


1 1.00 VIP.I2.00.Star Trok. The Noxt Generation. 3.00 Star:Trok:,Tho Nax Gonoration. 4.00 SlarTrek: The Next


1 Goneratlon 5 00 Xona Warrior Princess. 6.00 Tho Simpsons. 6.30


I Thrt ^Imosons 7-00 Futurama. 7.30 3S - Simpsons 8 00 ER 9 00 Next


I q 30 Gary and Mike. 10.00 Las Vopas Uncovered' 11.00 Red Light Girls.


I 12 00 The Kindred. 1.00 Water Rats. | 2 00 Pollorgelst. 3.00 Long Play


starring those eternal faii- s s s s - ' - m S


- t t ^ r r s u ^ ^ C p i ^ ^ Marla Singer (Helena Bonham Carter) arrives.


6.55 Must Be Santa (U)i (1999)i 8.45


Billboard Dad (PG) (1998) "j0*30 Dick Tracy (PG) (1990) 12.30 Sister Act (PG) (1992) 2.30 Billboard Dad (PG) (1998) 4.05 Dick Tracy (PG) 5.50 Slater Act (PG) (1992) Musical comedy, starring Whoopi Goldberg.


17.30 Preview Show The week ahead Ion Sky’s movie channels 8.00 Austin Powers 2 (15) (1999) Comedy sequel, starring Mike Myers. 10.00 Fight Club (18) (1999) Premiere.-Drama, starring Brad P^rt. 12.20 Cruel Intentions (15) (1999) 2.00 Fight Club (18) (1999) 4.20 Must Be Santa (U) (1999)


S K Y M O V IEM A X


6.20 Traitor Within (PG) (1998) 8.05 The Loretta Clalbourne Story (PG) fTVM 2000) 9.40 Ground Zero (PG) (1999) 11.25 Sweet Deception (PG) (1998) 1.10 Blue Moon (PG) (J999) 2.55 Traitor Within (PG) (1998) 4.40 The Loretta Clalbourne Story (PG)


(TVM 2000) 6.15 Ground Zero (PG)


(1999) 8.00 Wing Commander (PG) hqqq\ sci*fi adventure, starring Freddie Prinze Jnr. 10.00 Loose Cannons (15) (1990)11:35 Police Academy It: Their First Assignment (15) (1985) 1.°5 Sour Grapes (15) (1998) 2.40 Deadly Surveillance (15) (1991) 4.15 Wing Commander (PG) (1999)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 What’s Up Doc? (PG) ( tp j3) 7 45 Last of the Comanches (ru; M*952) 9.15 First Men In the Moon (in (1964) 11.00 What’s Up Doc? (PG)


Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (U) (1965) 2.50 Last of


the Comanches (PG) (1952) 4.20 The Redhead and the Cowboy (PG) (1951) 5.45 Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (U) (1965)8.00 Gardens of Stone tioj (19871 Vietnam War drama, starnng James Caan. 10.00 Pretty W°n«m (151 (1990) 12.00 Where the Day


S e s You (18) (1992) 1.45 Llrolsnd(16)(1998) 3 30IOught To Be In Pictures (15) (1982)


SKY ONE


1 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 1 Mummies Alive. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 t Pokemon. 8.30 Mega Babies. 9.00 I Max Steel. 9.30 Starship Troopere. 1 10.00 The Simpsons. 10.30


I America’s Dumbest Criminals. 11.00 I World Wrestling Federation. 1 Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling I Federation: Livewire. 2.00 Star Trek. I Deep Space Nine. 3.00 Star Trek. 1 Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek | Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager I 6.00 Third Rock from the Sun. 7.00 I The Simpsons. 7 30 Futmama_ lM0 I Friends. 8.30 Secrets of Street I Maaicians Finally Revealed. 9.30 1 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 10.00 Police 1 Videos. 11.00 Boot Camp. 12.00 i Showbiz Weekly. 12.30 Fnends. 1.00 1 Wator Rats. 2.00 The Big Easy. 3.00 1 Long Play. Uninterrupted music.


(1972) 12-35 Those


6 00 Gaelic Games. 7.00 Racing News. 7.30 Aerobics. 8.00 Sports Centre. 9.00 Soccer AM. 1.00 Live


Football Special. 6-30 6 ° “ ?.r Saturday. 8.00 Live Spanish Football.


10.30 World Wrestling Federation.


12.25 Classic Premiership. 12.30 Spanish Football: 2.30 World Wrestling Federation. 4.25 Classic


Premiership. 4.30 World Rugby. SKY SPORTS 2


6 00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Hold the Back Page. 8.00 Racing News. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby. Super 12 - semi-final action. 12.30 World Sport Special. 1.00 Australian Rugby League. 3.00 Live Football Special. 5.00 Moto Plus. 5.30 Wild Spirits. 6.00 The Winning Post Live. 8.00 Live US Golf. 11.00 European Golf. 1.00 Super League. 3.00 European


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7.30 US Golf. 10.00 Seniors Tennis. 12.00 Live European Golt. Tne


Deutsche Bank SAP Opon. 4.00 Formula Ford and Fiesta Rally-.4.30 World Wide Rugby. 6.00 Super League. 8.00 World Sport Special 8.30 Test Match Cricket. 10.30 World


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7.30 Extreme Sports. ?-00MC.^ T - 10.15 Athletics. 11.30 Llve ^otoGP.


12.00 Live MotoGP. 1.00 .Live MotoGP. 2.15 Live Women s Tennis. 4.45 Eurosport News. 5.00 Super


R a c in g Weekend. 6.30 ^ ° toGP' ™ 2 Judo. 10.00 Eurosport News. 10.15 Helneken Cup Rugby Union. 11.45


Extreme Sports. 12-\J MotoGP. 2.15 News. 2.30 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 Bergerac. 6.00 The Flying Doctors 7.00 Bread. 7.35 Keeping


Sp Appearances. 8.15 Neighboura. 10.10 FILM: Indiscreet. Romantic comedy, starring Cary Grant. 12.00 The A-Team. 1.00 II Alnt Halt Hot, Mum. 1.40 Are You Balng Served? 2.20 As Time Goes By. 3.00 Alto •Allot 3.45 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum LeaD 7.00 Open All Hours. 7-40 Open All Hours. 8.20 °Pan All Hours. 9 00 The Vicar ot Dibley. 9.40 Harry


Enfield's Television Pr°9ra,r,mnn 10.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme. T**0- The Detectives. 11.40-Jack Deo s


Happy Hour. 12.20 Operation Good Guys. 1.00 Sunburn. 2.05 The Vicar ol Dibley. 2.45 Harry Enfield s


Television Programme. 3.25 6'™™ Gimme Gimme. 4.05 Malsie Ralne. LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Victoria’s Principal Secret. 7.00 Rosie and Jim. 7.15 The Blobs. 7.25 Wizadora. 7.35 Caillou. 7.40 Cal lou. 7 45 Caillou. 7.50 Practical Parenting. 7.55 Practical Parenting. 8.00 Polka Dot Shorts. 8.10


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Wizadora. 8.20 Wizadora. 8.30 Rosie and Jim. 8.50 The Blobs. 9.00 Katie and Orbie. 9.30 Franklin. 10.00 Ricki Lake. 10.50 Maury Povich Double


Bill. 12.30 Judge Judy. 1-00_F,LM. For the Children: The Irvine Fertility Scandal. 1.00 Victoria’s Principal


Secret. 2.50 Yes Dear. 3.20 Famous Homes and Hideaways. 3.50 She s


Gotta Have It. 4.20 The Real Deling Show. 4.50 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 pie Geena Davis Show. p30 Star Treatment. 9-00 Crossing Over. 9.00 FILM: A Change ot Heart. Moving drama, starring Andrew McCarthy. 10.50 Talent. 11.20 Passion Cove. 12.00 Passion Cove. 12.35 The Real Dating Show. 1.05 Brighton Rocks. 1.35 Judge Judy. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale. 7.00 LA Law. 8.00 LA Law. 9.00 LA Law. 10.00 LA Law. 11.00 LA Law. 12.00 Hart to Hart. 1.00 Hart to Hart. 2.00 Hart lo Hart. 3.00 Hart to Hart. 4.00 Hart to Hart. ' 5.00 Hart to Hart. 6.00 pie Good Old


Days. 7.00 Kavanagh QC. 9^0 PD James. 10.00 Unrecorded Carrott. 11.00 Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 12.00 Kavanagh QC. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Amazing Stories. 9.00 The Six Million Dollar Man. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM. Niqht ot the Ghouls. Comic horror, starring Duka Moore. 1.15 Cybernet. 1.45 Glimpse. 2.00 Amazing Stories 2.30 Amazing Stones 3-00 Farscape. 4.00 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 seaQuest DSV. 6.00 The Burning Zone. 7.00 First Wave. 8.001 FILM. Teen Wolf. Comedy, starnng Michael J Fox 10.00 FILM: Pet Sematary Horror, starring Dale Midkiff. 12.00 FILM: Adventure Duo. Japanese animation. 1.40 FILM: Devil Man:, The Demon Bird. Manga animation. 2.45 Glimpse. 3.0 0 The Ray


Bradbury Theatre. 3.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Close. BBC CHOICE


. 6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 Robot Wars. 7.45 TOTP 2. a.M W'Starr McGowan's Big Impress]on.!a 00


Holby City. 10.00 People Uke Us 10.30 Perfect World. 11.00 Devil and Bob. 11-25 Rush. 11.30 People Like Us. 12.00 That Gay Show 12.30 TOTP 2. 1.15 Elvs Rock' Shrine. 1.30 Film 2001 with Jonathan Ross. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9 25 Emmerdale. 12.15 Trisha. 1.20 Chart Choice. 1.30 NBA 200' . 2.30 NBA 2001.3.30 The Incredible Huix. 4.20 Fortune Hunter. 5.10 Sheena. 6 00 CD UK. 7.00 Felicity. 7.50 Chart Choice. 8.00 Popstars Australia: 9.00


Tough Love. 10.30 The Late Show with David Leiterman. 11.20 Dr Katz 11.45 Dr Katz. 12.10 Sheena. 1.00 Fodune Hunter. 1.50 Ghost Stories. Double-bill. Chilling tales. 2.50 Close.


The Making of The Mummy Returns l e h K h e s c e n T s o, .he segue, to .he


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6.00 Ono Small Horo .“fS L f : P ^ r ^ ^ ^ ^ 1 (971)(Jrts9,B^y


Norman’s Film Night N™ s an£ reviews. 4.46 The Mask oi Zorro (PG) (1998) Swashbuckler, starnng


Antonio Banderas. 7.00 Jewel ol the Nile (PG) (1985) Action comedy sequel, starring Michael Douglas.:B.4 Tho Making ol The Mummy Returns Behind Ihe scones ot the now


adventure:: 9.15 The Mummy (15) (1999) Adventure, ■Starring Brondan


Fraser. 11.20 The Waterboy (12) (1998) Comedy, starring Adam


Sandler. 12.50 He Got Gam®.(15> (1998) 3.05 Get Real (15) (1997) SKY MOVIEMAX


6.00 Trial By Modla <P°>


Can’t Be Heaven (PG) Wish Upon a Star (PG) (t99B) 11-00


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Secret ol Glvlng (U) l9 9 9 ) 1 2 f Cennonball Run II (PG) (19^1) 2.40


Trial By Media <P°> <’ 9.99 Can’t Be Heaven (PG) (19™) Heartwarming drama, slarring Ra^pn


Macchio. 5.55 Wish Upon e Star (PG) (1QQ61 Fantasy drama,, starnng S i n e " HeiflV 7.30 Mexv ew Preview. 8.00 First Daughter (12) (1999) Adventure. Mariel Hemingway stars. 9.35 Strategic Commend (15) (1997) 11.15 The Presidents Mon 181 1999) 12.50 Fatal Exposure


(15) (1990) 2.20 Naked City II: Killer Christmas (15) (1998) 4.00 Dead


Husbands (15) (1998) SKY CINEMA


I 6 00 Desert Mice (PG) Tall In the Saddle (U) (1944) 9.00


1 Sear Window (PG) (1954) 1.00 Tall Rocket Gibraltar (PG)


In tho Saddle (U) (1944)1 JjJ® Valley of Gwangl (PG) (1968) 4.15


I Rocket Gibraltar (PG) (1988) 6.00


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Wild Spirits. 7.00 Spanish Football. 9^0 World Wide Rugby. 10.30 Uve European Golf. 2.00 Uve Scottish Football. A Premier League fixture. 5.30 World Sport Special. 6.00 Wild


Spirits. 6.30 Live Spanish Football A9 00 Goals on Sunday. 11-00 Spanish Football. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Judgment Night. Uve extravaganza. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPOBTS 2 . 6.00 Watersports Wortd. 7.0C' Seniors


Tennis. 9.00 Soccer Extra. 12.001 Live Motor Racing. European Lo Mans Series aclion Irom Jarama in Spain.


3 00 Live NFL Europe. Rhein Fire v Icottish Claymoros WO Eutopoan


Golf 8.00 Live US GOU. tne Masiercard Colonial. 11 JO I Goll. 1.00 NFL Europe. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPOBTS 3 7.30 US Goll. 10.30 Moto Plus. 11.00


Live Tennis. The first day ol the Wortd Team Cup. 1.30 World Sport SpodaL 2.00 Live European Golt. The Deutsche Bank SAP Open. 3.30 H2O. Tho Boating Show. 4.00 Australian Rules Football. 6.00 Moto Plus. 6.30


Motor Racing. 8.30 Cricket. I®-33 Formula Ford and Fiesta Rally. 11.00


Max Power. 12.00 Close. eu bo spob t


7.30 Adventure. 8.30 Super Racing Woekond. 9.00 Live MotoGP.9.30 Live MotoGP. mMLIVQMotoGP.Tho


125cc race. 11.15 Live MotoGP. 12.30 Uve MotoGP. The SOOcc race 2.00 Uve Women's Tennis. The Italian Open final. 3.45 Eurosport News. 4.00 Super Racing Weekend. 6.30 NASCAR. 7.30 US Sports News. 7.45 CART. 9.00 Judo. 10.00 Eurosport News. 10.15 Helneken Cup Rugby Union. 11.15 All Sports. 11.45 Women’s Tennis. 1.00. US Sports


News. 1.15 Nows. 1.30 Close. UK GOLD


5.05 Due Soulh. 6.00 Blake’s 7. 7.00


Blake's 7. 8.05 Dr Who and the Robots of Doath. lO.OO Quarrturn


I pan 11.00 Quantum Leap. i f - u” TheVroam. 1.00 It Ain’t Half Hot 'Mum 1.40, Are You Being Served? 2.20 As Time Goes By. 3.00 The Bill.


6.00 Quantum Leap. 7-30 2P°'n'J Children. .7.40 Cbambars _ 8.20


Ponldga. 9.00 Ona Foot In the Grave. 9.40 Fawlty Towora. 10.25 Dalzl aland Pascoe -12.15 Casualty. .1.15 one Foot In the Grave. 1.55 Fawlty Towers. 2 35 Dalzlel and Pascoe. 4.15 Stand


Up with Alan Davies.,, .. l iv in g


6 00 Ready " Steady - Cook.^’ 6.30 Victoria's Principal Secret. 7.00 Rosla


■ and Jim. 7.15 The Blobs. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 7.55 Practical Parenting. 8 00 Polka Dot Shorts. 8.10 Wizadora.


. 8-20 Wizadora. 8.30 Rosie ancTJim. 8 50 The Blobs. 9.00 Katie and OrblQ. 9 30 Franklin. 10.00 Brookside


Omnibus. 12.00 Crossing Over. 12.30 Maury Povich. 2.10 FILM: Fifteen and Pregnant. Drama, starring Knsten Dunst. 2.10 Victoria’s Pnncrpa Secret. 4.05 Entertainment Nowl 4.10 Famous Homes and Hideaways. 4.40 Stepkids. 5.10 Tha Real Dating Show. 1.40 Ricki Uke. 6.30 Will and Grace 7.00 Battel 7.30 Star Treatment. 8.00 Crossing Over. 9.00 The Jerry Springer Show. 10.40 Talent. 11.10 Passion Cove. 11.45 Sex Bites 12.00 Eden 12.35 Plastic Fantastic. 1.05 Ricki Lake. 2.00 Screenshop.


GBANAPA PLUS


6.00 The High Chaparral. 7.00 Plus on Plus 7.30 Nearest and Dearest. 8.00 Nearest and Dearest. 8-30 Faith in the Future. 9.00 Hawaii Five-O. 10.00 A Bit ol a Do. 11.00 Faith in the Future. 11.30 Plus on Plus. 12-°° Shorlock Holmes. 1.00 Rising Damp. 1.30 Brian Conley’s This Way Up. 2.00 Judith


Krantz's Till We Meet Again. 3.00 Classic Coronation Street. 5.30 Rising Damp. 6.00 Agatha Christie sPartnere


In Crime. 7.00 A Bit ol a Do. 8.00


Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 9 a,h°n nn Cookson's The Glass Virgin. 10.00 Tommy Cooper. 10.30 Pushing Up Daisies 11.00 Wheeltappers and Ihunters Social Club.11.30 ffis na namo 12.00 Agatha Christies


Partners In Crime. 1.00 Catherine Cookson’s Glass Virgin. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


a oo Amazing Stories. 8.30 CybemeL 900 Tha Six Million Dollar Man. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM: To a n Woil Comedy, slaning Michael J Fox. 2.00 FILM: The Day After. Drama, starring


Jason Robards. 4 ° ° ®l r grS j>ns!r Doyle’s The Lost Wtorld 5.00 Sir


Arthur Conan Doyle s The Lost World.


6.00 The Prisoner. 7.00 The Prisoner. 8 00 Farscape. 9.00 Slldere. 10.00 Psl Factor. Chronicles ot tho Paranormal. 11 00 Psi Factor Chronicles ot tho


Paranoial. 12.00 Fortaan TV. 1M 0 Fortoan TV. 1.00 American Gothic. 2.00 FILM: Tha Day After. Drama, starring Jason Robards. 4.00 Close.


BBC CHOICE


8 00 • CBBC on Choice. ■ 7.00 EastEnders. 8.25 The Weakest Unk.


9.00 FILM: Rocky IU;, Boltla9 i?!?!,?,3' starring Sylvester Stallone. 10.35 The


Promoters. 11.15 Fight Night: Audley Fight Highlights. 12.00 Fight Night: Reputations. 1.00 Fight Night: Mike


Tyson in tha UK. 130 Fight Night- Lades Who Punch. 2.00 Close. - .


• ITV 2 ’ 9.25 Crossroads. 11;4f


This One's For You. 1.25 CD UK. The Incredible Hum 3.15Secro Ag0m


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. Soap Fever. V.OO Townies. 7.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 8.00 A


Man 4.05 Coronation Streot. o^u


Vouch ol Frost, ettraet 10.30 The Last Train. 11.30


Soap Faver. 12.30 HollywiredI Pate. 1.00 Hollywood Pots. 1.30 Freaky Storios. 1.35 Freaky Stories. 1.40 Socret Agont Man. 2.30 Close.


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